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ok theres this kid that goes to my school and i really really like him i walk home with him everyday and people always ask us if we go out because we are constintly flirting and i always say no well one of my friends on her science book is all pictures of her friends and im on it and i borrowed it once and i wrote things next to them and just playin around i put sexy on mine and so he had the book the next day and he scribbled the comments i wrote on other peoples pictures and put something bad but on mine he underlined what i wrote and my friends thinks he sweats me and i really like him but id feel stupid if i said somethin and he didnt but theres alot of stuff and i think he does but im not absolutley positive what should i do

..love..me (link)
Maybe hes leading you on so he can rape you.


Just a thought.


Does anyone know all the techniques for straightening hair? (both temporarily and permanently) Please either give me a list with prices, or websites with descriptions. I rate 5's! Thanks so much (link)
The best way is to shave your head. The hair will stay straight for quite awhile.


Ok, my whole life, I've always been convinced of the "impossible"... Things like the paranormal, or prehistoric creatures still living today. But right now, my issue is with the paranormal, more specifically "ghosts". I am almost.... Obsessed, you could say. I visit ghost web pages, read "true" ghost stories, my favourite section of this magazine I read is the sorta, "ghost stories section", and I absolutely love Horror movies. I believe its all possible. And lately I've been freaking out, and "seeing things". Am I paranoid about these things? And does anybody know a way for me to become less jumpy, without having to give up all these things?? (link)
Hmm... Sounds like you will believe anything you can't disprove so...



I AM THE LORD JESUS CHRIST. I COME TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN, DO NOT SLEEP AT NIGHT BECAUSE THE JEWISH HAVE KNIVES OUTSIDE OF YOUR WINDOW!


Enjoy.


i really like this guy dylan, but i dont think he likes me. all of my friends say he does, but i dont really feel like he does. he doesnt call me or im me and that is making me feel depressed. i need help, cause i really want him to like him. what can i do to make him like me again? oh, and by the way, i am throwing a party and inviting him...what should i do there to get his attention?....thanks in advance! (link)
When you say dylan, he thinks you're talking about dylan thomas.


who do you like in your grade 1-3 (link)
O gawd thers lyk thiss gurl n mi 2end graadeee

shi sliek rlly hawt



Drink Bleach.


is it harmful to taste your own cum? i heard cum was healthy for you. (link)
Bacteria, haha. If you are worried about that kid you shouldn't eat or drink anything as long as you live. (Theres fecal matter in the ice at resteraunts)


Its not harmful, but I seriously doubt its healthy.


Plus if you get caught its going to be really fricking wierd to try and explain.



Fruit.


OK. You guys explained to me how to read guitar tabs. Now there's only one thing left to ask.

High E-3---------------
B -0---------------
G -0--------------
D -0---------------
A -2---------------
Low E -3---------------

^ (link)
It means nothing. Its just a symbol to seperate notes.


E--3---
A--2---
D--0-0-
G--0-2-
B--0-3-
E--3-2-


So there, you would play the G chord then the D chord. The dashes merely seperate them. A lot of times you will see it written like this.


E--3-X-
A--2-X-
D--0-0-
G--0-2-
B--0-3-
E--3-2-


It means the same thing. If theres a dash - it means nothing, play nothing.


ok there is this guy I like and I need to know what all of yall think....I really like him and I think he likes me to...We are on 2 totally different popularity levels for example I am known as the coaches little sister and he is the hot gorgous football, basketball,and baseball playrer, ......What would ppl think?........(O know I shouldn't care but i want to know).....Tell me the truth what would you think?......He is older than me but it's all good cause i go for the older guys anyway.....He drives and ofcourse I don't .......I'm a little chubby and he is really skinny and has a great stomache....oh and i can't forget the muscles....What should I do? (link)
Alex and Adriana sound like a fucking classic Ayn Rand case.



Popularity doesn't matter, its labels you give yourself, and if you have any concerns about that kind of thing when seeking a relationship - you should live your entire life alone for being so damn shallow.


does anyone know any good new cd's that have recently come out??..i need some ideas..thanks

PS. Any Kind Of Music But Country And Like Reall Hard Rock& Metal


Thanks anything will get you 5's...just give me a few suggestions tho. (link)
*Avril Lavinge is a talentless whore who is making pseudopunk music and trying to use her gender as a hook to get little kids to listen to her amazingly corny and talentless music.

*Black Eyed Peas are just moochers, stealing the riffs from old songs and putting their moronic and also - talentless raps in front of them. If you enjoy the backround music for their songs - try looking up Dick Dale.

*50 Cent... Come on... Whos he fooling?



Im not a big Coldplay fan - but theres a lot of rave reviews about their new album. A rush of cold blood to the head was really good as far as easy listening went. Im sure this is no different.

Demon Days by Gorrilaz is okay - no where near the caliber of their last album. But its alright.

Get Behind Me Satan by the white stripes is a superb beatle-esque album featuring a bunch of different musical instruments and styles.

The new foo fighters album is fairly good too, the accoustic disc is really nice.

Oasis has always been a decent easy listening band, and im sure their new CD has just as much to offer as Whats the Story (Morning Glory)


enjoy.


i hate my sister and my mom so much ... they are just ughh i hate their guts 75 % of time they make me wanna cry or murder someone ! ughh ... it has gotten so bad i've started to cut again. my friends act more like my family then these 2! my dad i love him i just cant talk to him about these stuff ... like cutting class lol i thought ohh i'll share that with my sis we never talk about stuff like these so i might as well tell her something for once but no when i turn my fucking back she has to go and tell my mom ! then she comes to me giving me a speech and shit then i ask my sis why she told and she was like i dont want you to fuck up your life i dont wanna be taking care of you ! i hate her so much she doesnt know half of what i have been threw in the past year she doesnt know anythong about my life so i dont think she should be talkin about it ... my life isnt fucked up at all ... i just skipped a class (gym) on the last day of skool .. wow im really doing bad ! god i hate this ... what can i do to take my anger out cuz crying doesnt help + i dont wanna go back to cutting ! yes it gets me this mad/upset (link)
It seems like they are trying to put you in your place. You sound like an attention whore.

Stop it.

You are cutting yourself for whatever stupid fucking reason, if you don't have the will power to stop yourself from doing something that completely and utterly moronic, then you should try to do red fantail splatter art on your wall.


Well I meet this guy(let’s call him e)in net 1 month ago and he is my bf now…But he hurt me twice coz of having sex with other gurlz bcoz he want me to be that gurl his having sex of…I couldn’t meet him coz im in the other side of the world im an Asian and he is an American. I already forgive him but what should I do, he didn’t know that I have a bf in real life(J) were gonna be 1 year on July 12 but I really like him coz I think his really perfect for me but in J side I don’t feel that we have any chemistry for each other now. I don’t wanna hurt J…plz help me!!!

jam~15~f

(link)
Haha oh dear god you have the answer but you don't even realize it!

You refer to E as an IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND.

Hahahahaha, dear jesus, you refer to J as your REAL LIFE BOYFRIEND, which would make E your IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND. Would you give up something real for something fake?

If you would you are a tool.


hey, i had sex for the first time last night with my boyfriend of 6 months, we are with eachother alot so theres no problem that we did if overall. but we had unprotected sex, i know thats bed but, he pulled out a few minutes early..could i still get pregnate? thanks ♥.. oh yeah and i didnt ask for people to bitch at me about this (link)
Yeah you can - the precum can get you pregnant.

And since you clearly stated that you don't want me to bitch at you, i'll just make a generalized statement.

People that don't know enough about sex to understand the precautions they need to take to not have a child - shouldn't have sex, and if they do, they are goddamn fools.


what would be a place to shop for the first day of school clothes if you were a goth or punk

stores not websites please!!!!
thnx :-) (link)
You can't, if you were punk or goth...

-You wouldn't label yourself in such a manner
-You wouldn't conform to the norms presented to you by a store


You are "Trendy" since you asked this question, and that would leave you better suited to Ambercrombie.


My younger sister is 11 and she weighs 130 pounds. I'm not sure if this is right, cause she looks pretty slim but is heavy. She asked me to ask you guys this since she is too young to join. By the way, I'm 13 and I'm 88 pounds. (link)
Yeah. Height is a factor...

with 130 pounds, height could be the difference between natalie from the facts of life and really creepy tall chick from Beverly Hills Cop 2.


well i want to go to the movies with a friend of mine, but its a girl. how do i ask a girl to go somewhere (without having a group)without it sounding like a date? (link)
You: Hey, what are you doing [random day] night?
Girl: Nothing, why?
You: Want to go to the movies?
Girl: Like a date?
You: No, more like casual sex.
Girl: Oh, alright!


i`m EXTREMELY shy on the phone.. when calling a guy to invite to a movie.. would it be easier if i did a 3 way with my friend (link)
Guys are into 3 ways - go for it.


how can u tell a friend u don't want 2 be her friend anymore without hurtin her feelings ok my so called best friend wouldn't come 2 my b-day party becuause 3 of my other friendz who she hates came she told me this and i told her 2 ignor them but she still wouldnt come and also she is a back stabber one day i was over her house and we were about 2 go outside and have a snowball fight and her couison called and she went to the mall with her couison and just blew me off and her couisin hates me me and her have been friends since kindergarten pleze help


thnx:-) (link)
I recommend writing her a letter, because the way you write, I seriously doubt she could comprehend it. That way when she tries starts talking to you about it, you can get to play everyones favorite role - the indignant bitch.


heey love (link)
Statutory Rape is a wonderful going away present!

Just don't do it in the car, the buckles on your sesame street car seat may interfere with some things.

Just remember, you kids have fun violating each other in front of JESUS.


Where or who can i get a kitten that is 8-10weeks old please give me a adress and phone#



Thnx :-)i really need 2 find one (link)
757-622-7382

501 Front St.
Norfolk, VA
23510


They should be able to help you.

Enjoy the cat!


does anyone know who sings scotty doesnt know?

if you need some of the lyrics just inbox me
stalkingroxy911

thanks!
(link)
Hmm... I have to look it up.



Database shows that the song was done by...


TrendyPsuedoPunkBand1000233


Hope I helped.




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