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at school, there's this boy who's been bullying me for ages. he's nasty anyway, but he always picks on me. it's stuff like hitting me on the head with his folder, hitting me with a ruler, putting things like selltape and pencil sharpenings in my hair, calling me a minger, and saying stuff like 'your hair is nice, *ahem*'. my hair is horrible, but he has to say something nasty about it. i've spent loads on products to sort my hair out, but nothing worked. sometimes in the corridor he just pushes me into a locker, or into someone, it's embarrassing. if i'm happy, he will do something like that, and i'll feel really depressed, like i want to die, 'cos i'm worthless. i can't tell a teacher, 'cos 1. it's embarrassing, and 2. his twin sister and mum will hate me for getting him into trouble, he's from a rich family and he thinks he's better than everyone, he always gets his own way =/ sorry it's so long, but please help? thanks xo

shave yourself bald

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ok, well there's this friend that i have, and her name is . i dont know what to do becuz she always lies to me. she always lies to me. when she says that she is coming over my house, she doesnt, she always goes to some other guys house. the last time she did this, she was missing for a day. i was really worried and so was her mom. i felt guilty, because what if something happened?? she was sposed to come to my house right?i just dont really know what to think. the last time she didnt show up, she was missing for 2 1/2 days, she doesnt even call me to tell me she's ok or even her mom. i know that i should just forget about her becuase she's using me to go to guys houses(her mom wont let her go to guys houses)and then i end up feeling bad, but the thing is she always tells me that she was sad and her da was drunk and hit her or something, she makes me feel bad for her and then i just cant stay mad. to add to all this, her boyfriend is thinkin of breakin up with her becuz he wants to go out with me. i just dont know what to think, if you cant help, thats ok i know it doesnt seem like much, but it is to me. by the way im a 14/f.....help pleez if u can!!!!!!!

haha you have a friend named . lmao

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I Have the biggest crush on my teacher. I stare at him and sometimes he stares back. Sometimes he just stares at me the whole period. He gives me good grades when sometimes I dont earn them. But I seriously think about him alot. What do I do? How do I know if he likes me back?

LMAO you like a teacher hahahahahahaha loser!!!!!!!!

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I have this Quantum Fireball 10 gig hard drive that I have been having serious problems with. Whenever I have it in my computer, as soon as I boot my computer it starts clicking and when Windows actually starts, it's really slow. I think it's skipping, but I'm not sure, what can I do do fix this. Only answer if you can think of somthing to insult me with or make me laugh...or if you can actually help me here.

stuff cabbage in it

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i got this friend right, he has such bad luck with girls and all he does is try to show off for them but nothin works and he just gets blown off all the time..... what should he do?

ok one ? why would you put this kinda ? under sex there must be more to the story

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alrigty then im hearing all these stories at school {not that i belive them} about how every one is having sex i personally dont belive it. god says not to have premarital relations plus you should want to wait until u are married to have sex. anyway every one talks about how all the popular kids are doing it im almost 15 i personallyam appaled and am wonering where all the desensy went in the world some one tell me.

it went up your ass

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15/F--I like this guy, and its the first time I've liked a guy mostly based on his personality and having looks coming second. I'm not a shallow person but when I usally like guys I'm attracted to them physically. But he is a great guy and he has told me before that I was pretty, and that I was a great person all around. I decided to finally do something about wanting to be more than friends, and a friend of mine is going to talk to him tomorrow. I'm happy that he will find out, but also kinda scared because I feel that there might be no chance. When he compliements me, he says it when I feel down about my looks and everything so I feel that its just his way of trying to make me happy. So when he asks me about me liking him, online (we go to different schools) I am going to be at a loss for words. I want to say everything is true, but on the other hand I want to run and hide. I am just so insecure about myself and what he will think of me, its making me crazy. I'm not really asking for specific advice, just comments and words of enncouragment. What should I tell him when he asks me about it? Thanks and I'll rate you a 5 no matter what!

i didnt read the ? but i read the 1st and last lines 5 plz

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I have a short story outline due on thursday and I am FRESH out of ideas! If anybody has ANY ideas whatsoever, please tell me! Even if you only have an idea for a scene, I can make something of it. Please just give me any ideas that come to your mind.
By the way, I like stories in which unusual things happen
Thanks I'll rate 5's for any ideas!

make a short story outline over a super hero named pajako and he saves the town from a giant taco that threatens to eat all the remaining trees and then it grows arms and starts eating people and then it crushes the hero and everyone dies the end

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Yeh, my girlfriend, Nicole, 14, was going to move back to Ohio, but her parents wont let her, yet will let her stay for the summer. What should her and I do?

ok first you should get some wood and eggs....... want more info im me at FenderSS984 71

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okay, well, my family is one of those families that was so close it was smothering. then last august,my parents got divorced. and i had no strong father figure in my life. he moved away with his gf and i see him maybe every other weekend. my oldest brother adam, 21, decided that my mom needed him, so he, and his wife and his 2 year old son moved in with us. adam was my mentor, and my greatest joy. adam later moved out and let my mom take care of me and mike (brother, 16) alone. well, adam and i stayed close, but not as close as we used to be. then on december 26, 2004, adam and his wife were going to the movies, and hit ice on the road. flipped their car... and adam suffered from severve brain damage. adam never would wake up. adam would have been a vegetable. (being the religeous person i am) i prayed for him non-stop for 8 days.. then on january 3, they told me that adam, would be a vegetable, and they were gona pull the plug. i held that boy in my arms, until he was gone. my family is a shell of it's former self. i am lost in my own home. alone, i cry every night. i need advice. im not quite sure what im asking. i just want to know that eventually this will be okay.

im not sure how to answer this question but i think everything will be ok and i think that you will eventually get over it if it happened just recently then it might take a little while but you will get used to it but dont forget him that would be bad think about all the good times and memories you had

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my lil bro is 7 we share a room and i have a double bed and sometimes he gets scared of thunder cause hes a light sleeper and im not so he gets woken and i dont ANYWAY he got freacked by some thunder and so did i so i didnt object when he hopped in next to me but i got woken up a bit later by him touching my penis and rubbing my leg with his foot neither of us have said anything what should i do

lmao looks like you have a secret little gay life

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Hello! My boyfriend is thinking about getting his penis pierced, and I was just wondering how long it will take until we will be able to have sex? Also, if anyone has had it done, how bad does it hurt? Thanks!!

wow i know some one who got theirs peirced you should have him get a vibrator ring put on i bet you will like that now wont you and yes it will hurt your dick your dick will be sore and all i can say is i will laugh sooo hard if it gets infected lmao

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what are some good yearbook signatures? its gettin to that time of year and i dont wanna just sign my name!

write:
"dont bye llamas....bye ducks"
or
"my dad sells pencils,help yourself"
or
"meet me at the corner of (street name) at 12:00pm on thursday, july 19th"
or
"why do i always have to sign yearbooks.... the only good thing about getting a yearbook it so you can draw one the people's pictures you don't like and to get it signed by s many people as possible.... gosh i hate writting... why do you make me sign this.........signing yearboooks is sooo stupid...... well only if your the one signing which makes.. ahh wtf i signed your yearbook happy now" (name)
there that should do you now if you dont mind.........

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how do u just make a guy go crazy.. and make him fall for you. i know to be yourself.. but what are little extra things that he will just love? any girls who know how to make their boyfriends go crazy?.. or guy.. what turns you on?

go streaking

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Hi, I am 13 going on 14 and i weigh about 106 lbs. give or take two. Is that fat? Bc i really feel fat and i feel like there is nothbing i can do.
What are some ways to lose like 10 lbs but staying healthy!
Ill rate high!
PLease Help!!!
*Overweight?*

you are not fucking over weight what is your problem sheesh

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OK, im 15, and I am sexually active. OK, dont lecture me about it I know its wrong. Trust me, I get enough of it from my friends. But I accidently cummed on my favorite shirt.... dont ask... and my mom keeps asking why i dont wear it anymore. I dont know how to get it off... and I cant tell her. And the laundry guy only accepts from 18 yr olds and older. What should I do?


pretend you were making eggs and you tripped and fell and you got egg all over it

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I really really really want a plain white hoodie...but i can't find one! it has to have the big pocket at the bottom and also a hood with drawstrings. it has to be PLAIN WHITE! i have checked all the websites i can think of...but i cant find it! please! if you know where i can fing one...please tell me! thanks!

find a black one and bleach it

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I made my desicion but I dont know what to do I want to do I want to get put on the pill just to be safe but I dont want my mom to know about it I mean should I fake that I am sick and say I have to talk to the doctor privately what do I do I need help some one out there PLEASE HELP

what kinda pill are you taking about be more descriptive no one is gonna no what you are talking about if you just put the pill i mean come on

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what are the best shoes to wear when you're wearing a denim miniskirt and white knee high socks?

convers

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umm my friend who isnt really now used to abuse me and my other friends.. when i finally got the guts to tell her to stop she gets mad... she hits u so hard and it makes you feel like you want to die. shes hurt a lot of my other friends to and she even hurts guyys=.. well so anyways she hit me really hard on the head and i didnt say anything so then she says i dont think she felt that and kills me with two more slaps... so i went home crying and of course my parents fournd out. my mom accualy went over and talked to them. she doesnt even care and now i think she is going to tell everyone else a whole different story even though i have witnesses. also she is friends with most of my other friends too even though im better friends with them then she is. i am just scared that no one will believe me or she might accually hurt me again. im so scared i dont even no wat to do now... HELP!!!

hit her back and laugh and start treating her like that haha it could be amusingly funny

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