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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ do you realy think true love still exist?And do trust for guys do?
I peRsonally think tRue love exists, yeah; though most of us will neveR find it..

♥[?]♥ what does it mean to pop your cherry?
It means foR the hymen to be inact. Meaning, you have sex foR the fiRst time... you lose youR viRginity...

♥[?]♥ Hey! Does anyone know any websites that have music to put on your advice column? I already know about www.diamondrains.com so dont tell me that one. Thanks in advance.
http://www.starlightmks.com

♥[?]♥ what shows on broadway in new york city do you recommend besides the lion king? (already saw it)
HaiRspRay, Rent, and Evita. =D

♥[?]♥ the other day my throat was really soar and now one of my tonsils is very swollen and has lindents like a golf ball...and i have a cough that is deep and i have a lot of mucas and a runny nose... could this be strep throat?
With stRep thRoat you can almost always see white lumps on the back of youR tongue, kinda *by youR taste buds. If this continues the next few days, peRhaps it would be best if you scheduled an appointment with youR physician.

♥[?]♥ im special buy other ppl don't think so what shud i do
Show 'em youR tits!! You'll have an endless supply of fRiends then!

♥[?]♥ No, this isn't one of those "CAN YOU MAKE ME A LAYOUT?!?!?" questions, I have one I like thank you very much. I can't remember the log in for my old Xanga, so I made a new one. When I put in an entry on my old one, I was able to edit the text colour and style without having to use HTML codes. I tried to do this with my new one, and I can't. Does anyone know how I can do this? Thanks.
PeRhaps youR old was still in the PRemium stages? They offeR you fRee foR the fiRst 30 days what *some* membeRs *pay foR. HoweveR, afteR those 30 days aRe up, on the entRy page click "Edit HTML", and find the codes online. If you don't know wheRe to look, I bRought up two of the bizillion pages that offeR help: http://webmonkey.wired.com/webmonkey/reference/color_codes/ ---AND--- http://webmonkey.wired.com/webmonkey/reference/html_cheatsheet/ . Hopefully this cleaRs eveRything up. =D

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know how to make a layout/banner for lj or xanga? if so is it hard would you be able to show me? THANKS!
Heyyy, it's honestly not haRd. I can help ya out if you wish. You can get ahold of me on AIM: SiMPLYxGiRL

♥[?]♥ Can anyone tell me some good websites to get funny buddy icons for AIM? I've already tried iconator.com and badassbuddy.com, and couldn't find what I was looking for.
Any icon websites would be appreciated!
I rate 5's for any nice answers!!
Thanks!!
http://www.mytheme.com
--That's the BEST site theRe is!! TRust me!! It has *EVERYTHING*!! =D

♥[?]♥ Do guys enjoy biting on the bottom lip during kissing?
Some do some don't. I'm female, but peRsonally I hate it. Ask, oR tRy and find out. =D

♥[?]♥ My skin gets bitten a LOT during the summer...are there any home remedies or good sprays that you guys can suggest
thanks (ill rate)
BenadRyl does wondeRs foR me; I used to get 90 at a time... Goodluck!

♥[?]♥ i've been trying to put up a picture, and yet i still havent got it. i dont want a website to link to it. i put it on paint and saved it. and tried it on this website but its still to big. how do i get it on here
FiRst, copy and paste the image onto MicRosoft's paint pRogRam. Then highlight it with the dotted Rectangle looking thing at the top left of the toolbaR. Next, go to "Image", then "StRech/Skew", and gRadually go down in the peRcentage size. EveRy time you change it, tRy uploading it to see if it's an appRopRiate size. Simply keep tRying 'til it's acceptable. Hope this helps!! Goodluck to you!!

♥[?]♥ I just read an entry that talked about someone leaving a comment on someone's random journal. What is a random journal? And whats the web site?
TheRe's a few jouRnal sites:
--- http://www.xanga.com
--- http://www.livejournal.com
--- http://www.deadjournal.com
Hope this helps!!

♥[?]♥ is it okay for a girl to have sex with another girl? cause if you like don't have a penis what do you stick up her, you know "thingy" ?

thanks for the help.
sugar ugar ugar lips
I wouldn't say people on heRe can tell you if it's "okay foR a giRl to have sex with anotheR giRl" -- that's a peRsonal opinion. HoweveR, I think it's okay to do whateveR makes you happie, pRoviding it does no haRm to otheRs. And what do you stick up heR "thingy"???? Uhm.. candles?? A dildo... which is a fake model of the male gentalia. Hope this claRfies!? =D

♥[?]♥ if you are 15 and you have had sex before and your clit is really sensitive when touched or messed with wat does this mean?
What!?! THIS claRifies that you shouldn't be having sex....... peRiod.

♥[?]♥ what if you have like bumps on you lower part of your puzzy what does that mean?
RazoR buRn?

♥[?]♥ are boobs really important to guys? should i be "showing some skin" to get boys to like me? girls are always talking about who they made out with at the last party..should i be doing stuff with guys to get more popular?
Honestly, boobs actually *AREN'T* as big of a deal to guys as giRls may think. As my fRiend *DEMONDRUMMER21 says, 'BReast size is like Pepsi and Coke... suRe we state a pRefeRence, but we'll take whateveR is theRe' [hhaha not an exact quote, but close enough] And you shouldn't be "showing some skin" if you aRe uncomfoRtable with it, peRiod. Don't eveR let otheR people make you feel like you'Re not good enough!! If *YOU'RE* comfoRtable with who *YOU* aRe, then that's *ALLLLL* that matteRs!!

♥[?]♥ I need some jokes to tell on a date with agirl. Anyone know any good jokes? NO SMUTTY ONES.
---Montrealfan
"Smutty" -- wow! GReat woRd; I'm impRessed. You could stump adults with that one -- good foR you!

And uhm.. I'm not good with jokes, but heRe's my favoRite: Why did the tomato tuRn Red?????? Cuz he saw the salad DRESSING!!!! Muahaha!!

And if that one was too lame foR you, peRhaps you might find these sites helpful:
-- http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
-- http://www.ahajokes.com/
-- http://www.lotsofjokes.com/

Enjoy youR date; go get 'em, TigeR!!

♥[?]♥ ok well i'm writing an essay about odysseus from the odyssey about his qualities/traits/characteristics, and i was wondering if maybe some one read it and can help me fix mine up. leave me your sn or something i'll send u my essay and maybe you can help me. thanks a bunch, i rate good. =)
Heyyy... if you'Re talking about alteRing gRammatical eRRoRs, I'd be moRe than thRilled to assist you! Feel fRee to message me on [AIM: SiMPLYxGiRL]

♥[?]♥ Hi people! i would just like to point out that if you rate a question it will say "this question rated 5 time with an average rating of 2" i would like that to be changed to times for more than ne rating. I hope the administrator changes this because it makes the site look better without grammer errors. Thanks.
---Montrealfan
Here-here!!


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