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Jokes
I need some jokes to tell on a date with agirl. Anyone know any good jokes? NO SMUTTY ONES.
---Montrealfan
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First, girls arent even that interested in jokes. They just want a guy to make them laugh without saying joked and to have a good time. So, the whole joke thing isnt such a good idea. ♥
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Since you sound like a guy who likes jokes here a "goood one" i wouldnt tell your girl friend this one though
Once apon a time a prince asked a princess to marry him.
Sadly the Princess said no
And the Prince lived happily ever after
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Ha ha your kinda funny no girl would wanna hear you tell some corny jokes... why dont you just try to have a normal conversation with a girl get to know her like anyother guy would want to do.. dont make yourself look like a fool im guessing this a first date but if its not that probably why you arent with the other dates you had.. i mean well with what i said im tryin to help you out hun.. much luv dez x0x0 ♥
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Riddles?
What weighs more a ton of feathers or a ton of steel? None they both weigh a ton.
If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and US where do you bury the survivorS?
Nowhere, you don't bury survivors.
~*Tiffany*~
That's my best
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ok here's a hilarious one.
knock knock
who's there
interupting cow
interupting cow who.
when she says interupting cow who in the middle you say mootrust it's hilarious.
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STOP IGNORING YOUR FRIENDS AND BE A GOOD PERSON YOU BACKSTABBER
Solemnstar
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"Smutty" -- wow! GReat woRd; I'm impRessed. You could stump adults with that one -- good foR you!
And uhm.. I'm not good with jokes, but heRe's my favoRite: Why did the tomato tuRn Red?????? Cuz he saw the salad DRESSING!!!! Muahaha!!
And if that one was too lame foR you, peRhaps you might find these sites helpful:
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Enjoy youR date; go get 'em, TigeR!!
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Question:"You know what they say about guys with big hands, and big feet, and long arms, and big ears dont ya??"
Answer: "I'd have to say, thats one Pretty Funny lookin' guy!"
thats the best i've got!
sure hope it helps!
i'dd make me laugh!
-KeLs-
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