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Question Posted Thursday May 26 2005, 11:19 pm

I need some jokes to tell on a date with agirl. Anyone know any good jokes? NO SMUTTY ONES.
---Montrealfan


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Teza answered Saturday May 28 2005, 7:45 pm:
First, girls arent even that interested in jokes. They just want a guy to make them laugh without saying joked and to have a good time. So, the whole joke thing isnt such a good idea. &hearts;

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BabyGirl05 answered Friday May 27 2005, 9:48 pm:
Since you sound like a guy who likes jokes here a "goood one" i wouldnt tell your girl friend this one though



Once apon a time a prince asked a princess to marry him.
Sadly the Princess said no
And the Prince lived happily ever after

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ThugGirl041790 answered Friday May 27 2005, 7:08 pm:
Ha ha your kinda funny no girl would wanna hear you tell some corny jokes... why dont you just try to have a normal conversation with a girl get to know her like anyother guy would want to do.. dont make yourself look like a fool im guessing this a first date but if its not that probably why you arent with the other dates you had.. i mean well with what i said im tryin to help you out hun.. much luv dez x0x0 &hearts;

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OrangeChikn answered Friday May 27 2005, 12:06 am:
Riddles?

What weighs more a ton of feathers or a ton of steel? None they both weigh a ton.

If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and US where do you bury the survivorS?

Nowhere, you don't bury survivors.

~*Tiffany*~

That's my best

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mmctrue answered Friday May 27 2005, 12:02 am:
ok here's a hilarious one.

knock knock
who's there
interupting cow
interupting cow who.

when she says interupting cow who in the middle you say mootrust it's hilarious.

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Solemnstar answered Thursday May 26 2005, 11:29 pm:
STOP IGNORING YOUR FRIENDS AND BE A GOOD PERSON YOU BACKSTABBER

Solemnstar

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Mackenzie answered Thursday May 26 2005, 11:26 pm:
"Smutty" -- wow! GReat woRd; I'm impRessed. You could stump adults with that one -- good foR you!

And uhm.. I'm not good with jokes, but heRe's my favoRite: Why did the tomato tuRn Red?????? Cuz he saw the salad DRESSING!!!! Muahaha!!

And if that one was too lame foR you, peRhaps you might find these sites helpful:
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Enjoy youR date; go get 'em, TigeR!!

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K2204 answered Thursday May 26 2005, 11:22 pm:
Question:"You know what they say about guys with big hands, and big feet, and long arms, and big ears dont ya??"

Answer: "I'd have to say, thats one Pretty Funny lookin' guy!"


thats the best i've got!

sure hope it helps!
i'dd make me laugh!


-KeLs-

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