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I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ So when I wear eyeliner it always seems to go into the side of my eye and goop or w/e. help me!
When it comes to liquid eyelineR oR pencil eyelineR, it's just a peRsonal pRefeRence as to which we use. CeRtain things suit ceRtain people. HoweveR, if you ask... chances aRe that most people will tell you that pencil is a betteR choice. It's a gReat staRt foR a beginneR who is just getting used to it. If you mess up, pencil is A WHOLE LOT easieR to clean up and Re-do than liquid would be. And if you plan on caRRying it aRound in a puRse oR pocket.. you also face a chance that the liquid may Ruin [though I don't suggest caRRying eyelineR in youR pocket]. And if you do mess it up, just take a tissue and slowly Run it along the Rim of youR eyelid.. it'll come Right up. Now, the desiRed effect of eyelineR is to cReate the illusion of daRkness just above the lashline to enhance the look of the lashes. To apply it, gently hold youR eyelid down, and staRt at the inneR paRt of the lid [closest to youR nose]. Then just simply dRaw a thin line smoothly and evenly along the uppeR lid, getting as close to the lashes as possible. Also, make shoRe you dRaw the line all the way to the outside coRneR. It will pRobably take some pRactice -- it took me a while at fiRst too... now I have it down incRedibly well. And now foR the pRoducts... peRsonally, I think the two best bRands of eyelineR out theRe aRe "MeRyl NoRman" and "Beautique". "MeRyl NoRman", which can only be puRchased at "The MeRyl NoRman Cosmetic Studios", is pRicey [typically $8.50 - $15.00], but it REALLY IS good stuff. It goes on wondeRfully, and stays on all day!!! On the otheR hand... I happen to think that "Beautique" is INCREDIBLE, howeveR, I've ONLY seen "Beautique" at "Sally's". And "Beautique" is only .99 cents. TRUST ME.. I would NEVER EVER EVER buy cRap make up!!! I get only the best, so please, please, please, please DON'T let this dollaR pRice thRow you off - you'd be cheating youRself out of the best pRoduct out theRe!! I'd *PREFER* "Beautique" out of ANY otheR bRand of eyelineR!! I could easily go out and buy a $15.00 pencil, but I'd RATHER get "Beautique"! "Beautique" glides on smoothly and REALLY LASTS ALLLLL DAY!!! I CAN NOT pRomote this item enough!! And if you still have doubts... foR only .99 cents.. it's woRth a shot!! I hope I helped!!

♥[?]♥ Ever heard of Proactiv? Does it work? Where can you get it?
My fRiend tRied, and she said it definitely woRks!! You can moRe than likely find it at that "As Seen On T.V." stoRe. You can of couRse call the infomeRcial and oRdeR it by telephone, oR simply have it shipped by oRdeRing online: http://www.karatedepot.com/proActive.html Hope this helps!! :)

♥[?]♥ so i just flat out asked my bf what he wanted for his bday..he said "nothing, thanks" so i dont know, are they like girls that play that "dont get me anything" game or what? lemme know what you think. thanks!
Of couRse he'd say "nothing"!!! And... he honestly DOES feel that way. Think about it.. haven't you eveR said "Nothing"? PRobably so.. I have.. many times. We say "Nothing" because we don't find it completely necessaRy to receive a gift. But he wouldn't mind getting one. And it's not even GETTING HIM SOMETHING.. as much as BEING WITH HIM and making him feel SPECIAL!! =D

♥[?]♥ Me & my guyfriend are going to the movies. We've never hung out one-on-one out of school so this is a big deal since I like him. I'm not sure if it's going to be uncomfortable for us. He likes some other girl (& she knows that) but people keep saying he likes me. Do you think that it'll be weird hanging out alone?
PRobably not. Just don't Really think about it - yopu'll be less neRvous. Just go with the flow and be open. Enjoy each otheR's company!! =D

♥[?]♥ I really like this one guy he flirts a whole bunch with other girls but he respects me more then the other girls as far as i know. do u all think its better to be respected of flirted with?
Uhm.. Respected. But just because someone fliRts with anotheR individual does NOT mean they lack Respect foR them... Make sense? :)

♥[?]♥ how do you have a color on your column but have another one to
Check out the "Column Settings" page. And foR some coloR codes, check out: http://webmonkey.wired.com/webmonkey/reference/color_codes/ EnteR the code numbeR in foR the page backgRound, and then side baR backgRound. Goodluck to you!!

♥[?]♥ my bf's bday is 6/7 and i dont know what to get him...we're not exceptionally close but weve been together for 2months. my mom suggested throwing him a party but it wont work out because of a camp im going to the next day. he likes video games and movies and thats the extent of it. thanks!
If you'd like to get him something stoRe bought spRing foR a cute wRist watch, some posteRs, a leatheR jacket, nice cologne, a gift caRd, take him out to dinneR, a DVD, if he dRives... definitely go foR a *GAS CARD*. Those aRe pRicey, but you also neveR mentioned youR age, which kind of gives me nothing to go on heRe. And if you wanna get cReative, how 'bout you just go to the paRk?? BRing a blanket and some music! And pack a picnic lunch, which doesn't have to be difficult : tuRkey sandwiches on slice bRead, gRapes, pRetzels, twinkies etc. And make shoRe you bRing a cRap load of bRead to feed the duckies!! -OR- anotheR suggestion... MAKE him something to eat, if you'Re up to the challenge. You could tRy stuffed chicken bReasts with potatoes of some soRt with a fResh gaRden salad and sundaes foR desseRt! And to be cute, you could always put togetheR a photo album; that'd be pRiceless. If you can't affoRd to go out and PURCHASE the book, you could always MAKE him one! You could deck it out by using maRkeRs, glitteR, buttons, featheRs, adding quotes and so on. Bottom line, it's the thought that counts, and whateveR you do I'm shoRe he'll love!! Just be cReative and have fun!! Hope I helped!!

♥[?]♥ how do you break a bone in you ankle, like i never broken one before and does it happen like what do you do to make it break
Wow. ARe you TRYING to huRt youRself!?!?!? Many things can bReak youR ankle, DeaR. Uhm.. you could tRy spazzing out Repeatedly and thRow youRself on the flooR oveR and oveR again. OR you could go Running in a Recently plowed feel and hope foR a pot hole. OR simply tRipping oveR youR shoelace can getcha...

Is theRe a "Goodluck" in oRdeR?? =/

♥[?]♥ how do you break a bone in your leg?????
By hitting it with a steel bat.

OR stepping in a pot hole.

OR falling fRom a thRee stoRy building.

Hope this helps!!

♥[?]♥ 13/f


Lucky me, I just happened to get my period a few days before I leave for the beach with my friend. It's Thursday and we leave on Sunday, and my period usually lasts for about 6-8 days. I've never used a tampon before. I asked my mom, but she was no help. She just said hopefully it'll be done by the time I leave. Any suggestions on what I should do?
Heyyy... just take a deep bReath, Relax, and follow diRections on the box; it's quite simple. They come in many diffeRent sizes, so I'm shoRe you can find an appRopRiate fit. Just make shoRe to change them often. Goodluck; you'll do fine. =D

♥[?]♥ i really like this guy, and all my friends say he likes me because he flirts with me. WE wrote notes in class, and we talk on the phone pretty much every night, and we hung out one time alone with each other. Everyone is telling me he likes me because he flirts with me, but i have a hard time belieing that he actually does. If somebody flirts with you does that mean they like you, and does this guy seem like he would like me? Thanks!!
Well just because someone is fliRting does NOT mean they like you!!!! If you want to find out how he feels about you, the best way would be to flat out ASK HIM. It MAY be a bit embaRRassing and haRd to accomplish, but just take a deep bReath and go foR it!! It's the *ONLY* way to know FOR SHORE if how he feels about you. ShoRe, you can *ASSUME* alllll you want... but you'll neveR *know* exactly how he feel unless it's coming stRaight fRom his lips. And if you discoveR that he unfoRtunately does NOT hold the same feelings foR you, as much as it sucks.. you'Re just going to have to find it in you to accept AND Respect this hoRRible new by picking youRself back up, and keep tRucking foRwaRd. It's awful, but life WILL go on. Best wishes!! :)

♥[?]♥ OK , my birthday is coming up and I really want to get my belly button pierced. But I don't know if I should because I don't want people to call me slutty and the big thing is, IM AFRAID IT WILL HURT LIKE HECK! Does it? If anyone knows , please answer my question ASAP because I need an answer quickly.
Honestly, I don't have my belly button pieRced, but a couple of my fRiends do, and they told me that it didn't huRt them at all. Just a slight pinch and tingle, but no pain. And no one is going to call you "Slutty". Just because you have a belly button Right does NOT make you a "slut".. you know that.. I know that.. and eveRyone else knows that. Besides, don't woRRie about what EVERYONE ELSE will think; who caRes!! To hell with them!! Do whateveR makes YOU happie!! =D

♥[?]♥ *13 f*

A~kid that likes me (x-b/f)
B~kid that i'm going out with...a's best friend

ok...i went out with A for about 3 weeks almost a month...but thn we broke up... n thn i started to talk to his best friend W on the phone alot n i started to like him...n well W asked me out n now me n him are goin out n i like W alot...n i jus found out that A likes me again...n well...now i think i like A but i also like W...n i don't know wut to do...HELP!!
Hahah!! When did "W" come into play???

*Assuming "W" = "B"... ;D
I'd say that it is *MY* opinion that if you'Re into TWO, you aRen't feeling enough foR *eitheR* "A" oR "W"/"B".. peRiod. The way *I* see it... if you liked eitheR one enough then you wouldn't *WANT* anyone else... because no one else in the woRld would be able to compaRe to what the two of you have togetheR. "Love", and I use that teRm lightly heRe, is RecipRocal. Meaning, it's NOT just one-sided. Think of it this way: what's the point in giving youR heaRt away to someone who isn't willing to give you theiRs? But I suppose you need to just think of youR *OWN* well being on this one. I know that may sound a bit lame, but what FEELS best to you.. what FEELS RIGHT??? Just do whateveR makes *YOU* happie. Hopefully I've been of at least SOME help heRe!

♥[?]♥ what does putting out mean?
If a giRl is willing to "Put Out" it means she's Readily agReed to have sexual inteRcouRse. In lamens teRms, it means she is "easy". Hope this claRifies! =D

♥[?]♥ I have wheatish complexion and have pigmentation. I was looking for a cream which doesnot contain hydroquinone. then i came across this website http://www.cosmepharm.com/index.php. In this website there is a cream called "Awanshine lightening cream". I am not sure if i should go for it and the ingredients in this cream is safe for long term use or not. Kindly advice me on this. My basic idea of using this cream is get alittle fairer complexion and get rid of all pigmentation and dark circles too. Question: Let me know if i would face problems going in the sun even though i apply a good sunscreen and am using this cream? And can i use this cream life long without any problems?
my EmailID: reenajoseph2000@rediffmail.com
Aww!! I'm sooo soRRie... I want sooo baddly to help you, but I can not, to be honest. Though you gave me the the basic infoRmation of youR pRoblem, I do not have the specific details of which I need. So not only can I *NOT* Recommend this pRoduct, because I have neveR used it... BUT.. I wouldn't --TRUST MYSELF *ENOUGH*-- to staRt guessing what *WILL and *WILL NOT be okay foR *you. The peRson you need to consult about this would be youR Physician.. someone who Medical knowledge expeRienced in this feild and familiaR with youR needs. I'm Really soRRie I can't help.. I wish I could do moRe. If you eveR need anything else I would be honoRed to tRy to help you, so please feel fRee to leave a "question" in my Inbox, and neveR be afRaid to contact me on- AIM: SiMPLYxGIRL oR even YAHOO!: Overdemanding
Take caRe of youRself!! :)

♥[?]♥ What are some tihng you cn do for a girl bday party, shes turning 14 and i wanna do a surpise bday party for her?? What are some things wew can do!?
Hmm. Movies? PaRk? Bowling? Zoo? LaseRquest? OR keep it at home?? You could RENT some movies, pig out on junk food, do make oveRs, camp out in the backyaRd, go swimming.. if you have a pool, put on a fashion show, do kaRaoke, play gRoup games.. such as TwisteR and Trivia PuRsuit. You could make it a themed paRty.. such as a mini Rave.. minus the dRugs. OR make it like a little ballRoom dance oR a laua! Also, you neglected to state ABOUT how many people will be pResent, so I'm not EXACTLY shoRe what to Run on heRe. HoweveR, if theRe's only going to be a few people in attendance, how about going to a ResoRt spa foR a few houRs? Y'all could get youR fingeR nails and toe nails done, get soothing facials, tan, Receive a foot and body massage and so on. I'm shoRe that would be GREAT fun!! That might be a bit pRicey, but if you keep you numbeR of guests to a minimum peRhaps you might be able to woRk things out! Just be cReative and be open!! Hopefully I've been of at least SOME help heRe!! =D

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know any websites where I can download mp3s for free or really cheap?
Thanks
TRy BeaRshaRe at http://www.bearshare.com/downloads.htm It's 100% FREE of chaRge!! And you don't get slammed with a whole bunch of otheR cRap downloaded on youR machine eitheR! Hope this helps!!

♥[?]♥ (sorry i didnt know what category!!) ok i just started shaving my legs and should i shave in the direction my hair is growing or the opposite way?? please help im so confused!
It's always best to shave upwaRds, peRiod. Hope this claRifies! :)

♥[?]♥ i was wondering how you put the moving words up on your site and how you get them bold and different sizes?
**MOVING WORDS= [marquee]TEXT HERE[/marquee]

**BOLD= [b]TEXT HERE[/b]

**SIZED FONT= [font size=#]TEXT HERE[/font]

NOW.. exchange allllll of the "[" and "]" with < and >

So altogetheR it will look like:

[marquee][b][font size=#]TEXT HERE[/b][/font][/marquee]

Hope this helps!! =D

♥[?]♥ i was wondering if there was any fun way to clean because i hate it.
Blast some music!!!!!!!


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