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It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.

About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.

I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)





++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.

++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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Can you like, say your ipod has 600 songs and your itunes library has ONLY 5 that your ipod doesn't have. So is it possible to put those 5 songs into the ipod without making your ipod's songs go all the way down from 600 to 5? (link)
When you plug in your ipod, make sure the 'Manual manage music' button is unclicked- that way your newly added songs will add themselves to your ipod, when you plug it in. Also, check the little check boxes beside the song name in your itunes. If the little box is checked- it should be on your ipod.


hes my best friends brother.

and hes 21 and im 17.

my friend says shes ok with it but do you think shes just saying that?

we both like each other, should we go for it? (link)
Go for it. :) If your best friend says she's okay with it, then it's perfectly fine. There's nothing wrong with just SEEING if you two click. It would've totally been lame of her to say she was cool with it if she wasn't really.


what are the codes to make writing bigger on myspace (link)
actually, dropkickcathy doing the code < b> [without the space] would actually BOLD your writing. try < big> WHATEVER YOU WANT IN HERE. < /big> Minus the spaces, of course. The more times you put < big> is the bigger your font gets. But for every < big> there HAS to be a < /big>.


I am in need of guidance. I have one child that is seven months old and my doctors put me on the lowest hormone dosage birth control because I'm breastfeeding, but I'm pregnant again. I don't know what to do. I didn't miss any pills and I've been on the pills for about 4 months now. I can't afford another child and while the father and I are together, I'm not planning on staying with him because he isn't reliable and won't share the responsibilities of parenthood. I'm 24 and completely lost as to what to do. I really need advice. I just can't bring myself to talk to my family about this. Please help.
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Well, talking to your family is the best thing to do, I'm sorry to say. But, if you can't bring yourself to talk to one of them- or your boyfriend- talk to your doctor. Explain to him your situation, and your options. Adoption is always an option. Abortion is always an option.
I'm terribly sorry for you; I wish I could help more.


I'm seventeen years old and a senior in high school. I absolutely hate it. I'm a somewhat intelligent kid, but I have a 1.8 GPA and it's because I'm not equipped to handle all the social stress and the environment of high school. I've honestly reached my breaking point. I can't go to school anymore without sobbing uncontrollably either the night before or the morning before. My family has been having a lot of problems lately and I don't want to bother them with mine; I always intended on having a talk with them about possibly homeschooling me but I put it off because they were depressed or in a bad mood. Unfortunately, my mom caught me attempting to skip school the other day, and understandably, I got in a load of trouble. I honestly didn't mind, but I just wanted them to listen to me and consider homeschool. They're completely against it. I know I only have a year left of high school but I can't take it anymore and I honestly believe homeschooling would remove so much stress from my life. I've offered to get a job and take on more responsibilities, but because of my past not-so-stellar grades, they refuse to listen. How can I possibly convince them that homeschool really WOULD make me motivate myself to do well?

I'm sorry this was long but thank you to anyone that read it. (link)
I had that problem, actually. I convinced my parents to let me homeschool by meeting people that do did it already and that were succesful about it. I showed them the pros and cons of the public school system and the homeschool system. Do some research on the homeschool systems in your state. You can take courses online or do the Abeka system or numerous other systems.



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I have played hockey for about 5 years now, And I havent had bad acne. But now since we started this season it has been terrible. I heard it's from all the sweat and stuff.
But,
Does anyone now some good ways to get ride of pimples, Or some good products. I use Green Tea oil and its not working anymore. (link)
I use Neutrogena VisiblyEven. Its foamy and works really well, I think. Just about anything by Neutrogena works well. Also, if you have blackheads on your nose, try Biore nose strips. Be sure to moisturize properly, also.


HELP!
i think i got my first period today and i don't no how to tell my mum. I'm totally clueless!!!!!!!!!!
PLZ HELP!!!!!!!!!!
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I had that problem, too. I got my first period at school during the day, and I called her and was crying, and she basically guessed what was wrong.
"Mom, I think I started my period." Should suffice.
When you first start your period it will probably be really light and won't always be on a once a month exactly schedule.


Ok i am an 8th grader and everyday after all of my classes are over i go and see this 7th grade teacher bc he is like the bestest teacher ever lol but there is this boy in this teachers class that is like in love with me {{lets call him "bob"}}. "Bob" has had a BIG CRUSH on me since he met me and he is really weird and it is embarrasing bc everytime "bob" sees me he is stuck up my but and everyone thinks i am going out with "bob". But he has known me for going on a year now and he is always like omg i cant believe you are gonna leave me and go to high school and he is always talkin about how he dreams about me and stuff and it is really creepy bc "bob" scares me and everyone says he rights on his arm a heart and mine and his initials and i dont know what to do bc i want him to leave me alone bc "bob" gets on my nerves but im not tryin to be me i am really nice but its just he wont leave me alone and i have done everything i can >:| What should i do to make him stop?!?!?!? (link)
To put it frankly? Tell him to screw off. You don't like him, and he scares you with how obsessed he is. Don't make it a big deal, because then you'll come off conceded, but don't put it so nicely that he doesn't take the hint.
Also, you may want to tell a teacher [perhaps the awesome 7th grade teacher] what's going on.


Ok well my brother..well he likes to share a lot of good things but most of the time he kinda mis-hears the information so to others it sounds like he's bragging or boasting or showing off and then it comes out as if he's a liar.

Like this one time I got the highest test mark in my class and i said 85% but he though it was 95% and he told my friend and my friend congratulated me about it and I'm liek what? (cuz that test was like 3 months ago and he thought it was 3 days ago) so the person is like boasting brat..

Noone ever said stuff like this to him in hsi face but behind his back (to me). I want to tell him to like, shut up but shut up isn't realyl the word.

How can i put it to him nicely so he doesn't get sad and offended? He's super sensitive and really young (link)
Tell him that you really appreciate the fact that he's proud of you, and you're glad that he looks up to you and all, but it really is your thing. Tell him that you want to be the person that gets to tell everyone about your good grades and that YOU don't want to come off like you're showing off, because he's talking about it. Tell him that you love him, but you really just want it to be YOUR thing.

Just say it gently, it should be alright.


I'm trying to call my potential boyfriend(still need to get an OK from my parents yet because theres a 3 year age diff) and I keep getting this message: The number you dialed is unreachable, PPS 6180.

What does that mean?? (link)
It could mean that he's somewhere that he doesn't get service.


I want a monroe, really badly. But my Dad kept saying "Mm, Yeah, Is that a pimple? If you came home with a piercing i'll rip it off your face" the thing is, a monroe would look really good on me.


What can I do to convince him to let me get one? (link)
Ygsgirl is right. If you were to go and get it done yourself, not only would your dad be pretty ticked, but he'd probably make you take it out. Which, basically, makes it pointless to get it done in the first place.
If you can't convince him, wait and try again later. If that doesn't work- your 18th bday couldn't be THAT far away.


what would you say is a normal clothing size for a teenage girl? like 2, 4, 6, 8...

also, for junior sizes, is a 1 equal to a 0 or 2? (link)
Well, I know plenty of teenagers that wear zeros, but then again, I know lots that wear size 6s and 8s.
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If you're worried about your weight, check your BMI. If it's in the normal range, then you're fine- regardless of size.


can you get any deseise like aids or stds or hiv anything from touching yourself? (link)
Nope, it's not possible. :]


I'm trying out for my all state choir in two weeks. I'm getting braces in one week. Will the braces affect my singing in any way? (link)
It CAN affect your speech- yeah, but after a week or so, your mouth shouldn't hurt anymore, and you should be used to talking. You'll be fine.


Hey!
Okay so my boyfriend just left... he got home and texted me and said he had blood like around his nail (with the 2 fingers he fingered me with) well my period is usually at the end of the month and when he told me that, I looked in my undies and I had blood! I was just wondering, how would you know if you popped your cherry? and If i did pop it, will it bleed for long?

thanks! xox (link)
It certainly sounds like he popped your cherry. If the blood wasn't continual, then it was probably your cherry. If the blood hasn't stopped yet- it's your period.:]


how long can parakeets go without food? (link)
It's never best to leave any animal more than an hour or two without food or water- that's torture.



me and my boyfriend have been having sex for 3 weeks almost 4 times a week, i am now feeling dizy, fitgued, feverish, and my boobs have been killing me and are getting bigger. Im not sure if i am sick or i am getting pregant. When will it be a good time to take a pergnancy test so i can see if i am [my age is not important u will just judge me anyway.] (link)
1. Just so you know, age isn't important, but I wouldn't be judging you. If you're old enough to have your period and get pregnant- then you can certainly have sex if you want.
2. When are you supposed to get your period? You can get a test from the first day of your missed period on.


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Try those two.

http://www.americanpregnancy.org/gettingpregnant/earlypregnancysymptoms.html


okay so i met this awesome guy on line whos like 6 years older them me and WAY more experienced..so on sunday i'm going to his house and just in case it leads to the bedroom what should i do (virgin) i mean like what do guys like..how do u act..?? (link)
Don't go to his house. The end. You're putting yourself at WAAAAAY too much of a risk.
My advice- if you meet him at ALL, [which is risky in itself] meet him in a very public place, with a friend or two along with you.
Dont settle for going alone to meet him.


EDIT: I am happy to know that you're alright. I certainly didn't deserve a 1 as a rating because I advised you not to meet someone you met online. Have you not seen any of the news shows that show all the child predators?


I already have the orignial Razr, so I'm already on a 2year plan. (It's been one year so far.) I want to switch to the Razr2 now, but how can I do that? Do I have to pay more? I don't need it with the plan because I'm already with verizon. But I really want to get this phone because mine sucks. Oh, does anyone have it? Is it good? How much did you pay for it? Thanks. (link)
Well, I don't know much about the Razr in particular, but I'm on a two year plan [i'm six months shy] and my parents told me that I'd have to pay extra to switch phones if I change before my two years are up.
Sorry hun.


is there any nude parts in halloween? how bad is it? (link)
Nah, nothing nude in halloween, I don't believe. But, if it means anything to you, the original Halloween was extremely scary to me. But, lol, I'm a baby.

Try checking the rating on www.imdb.com :)




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