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can your ovaries, kidneys, appendix or anything get "damaged" by something going up your vagina? please answer! thanx :o)

the only thing damaged here appears to be your brain.

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So me and this other guy whos in two of my classes exchanged yearbooks to sign... I dont really know him that well so i was just like have a good summer!

but when i got mine back- he was like you are so awesome we should totally hang out sometime and he gave me his email, sn, home and cell phone #s!

i was like..um ok..i dont want to be mean to him but i want to show him that im really NOT interested...

you should just tell him your arent interested. if you dont itll eventually get out of hand. as in he we start liking you more and more and then youll just end up hurting him pretty badly. just say something like "i have other things on my mind right now" or just simply "im not interested." hope i helped.

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I graduate in 3 days, and my parents wanna know what I want for my graduation present....

Any Ideas?

why the hell would you ask us what you want? wtf is wrong with you?

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Im a 15 year old and Im dating an older guy and I feel no connection. Can you give me examples on how to break up with him? PLEASE! thanks

lets see..
"we have no connection. i think we should break up"
or maybe "were too different. i dont think this will work out."
why dont you tell him exactly whats on your mind. maybe hes feeling the same way. or maybe you can even fix it.

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ok im 13, 5`1 and 149 pounds and lately i have been eatinngg alot! and i dont no why it just like happenss! but like i been trying to loose weight and i want to loose like 40 punds in lik 2 monthss !! and thats not a lot of timee. Do you know any way that i can loose that much

yea i dunno. why dont you look it up on the internet or something. look up like "diet tips." i apparently dont know you personally. if i did youd realize that im 17 and weigh 100 lbs. ive never needed to lose weight quick and the word "diet" makes me sick. like i said look it up. the internet knows everything. good luck

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omg i flipping out cuz i have these zits i want to get rid of. can someone plase put the toothpaste steps easly understandable ! nd i also popped one ... how can i make it heel faster?

ew. pizza face.

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SO ONE FRIDay i was playing around with my bff's and on propse i opned that the bathroom door on one of them 9 don't ask me why i did it) & it was kinda funny, so i laughed. then i went to the bathroom and they diched me. it didn't make me mad cause thy do it all te time. i figued they were mad & figured that they would be over it by monay.they didn't. today is friday that was a week ago. i tried to write an apoige letter before i sent it she sent me a letter. it was really mean the called me a "no longerer" & cused me out.so someone went an talked to them & told them that wrote a letter but didn't send it( do u blame me) so they she worte me another letter saying they didn't want to be mad and sayed should apoliged at the beginning not know. so i still haven't sent the letter yet & i don't do. i'm really hurt & want to be their frirnd agian. they are some of their best friends i have ever had so what should i do any body have an idea please help, ask your friends,I'm desprite!!!!!

well maybe if you werent so goddamn immature then this kind of shit wouldnt even be an issue.

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ok, so i am/was really good friends with this girl. she was new to our school nd just because she was new and not totally ugly, every guy fell in love with her, and is in love with her. but, she really isnt that pretty at all , she has big boobs, but i have the same size, she is no skinnier than me, she is a size larger, and im a better cheerleader than her, but they still like her only because she is new. its not her personality cause she is kinda annoying. and she is leaving our school next year but for some reason they think they still have a chance with her. but, i still dont get why everyone likes her better? please help me understand. i rate 5 for not bad advise.
-jazelle

maybe you should just quit being such a jealous bitch and realize, your the annyoing one. thats why no one likes you.

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Ok, so I met this boy in first grade and ever since I have really liked him/ really loved him! He likes this other girl though. This girl that doesn't even like him. The guy is popular and I'm not that popular. So all of the girls love him, at least I think they do. I don't know how to get him to notice me without totaly showing that I love him.

-Crazy E Fish

ok so did you want to ask a question or just tell me a story?

who cares if he knows you love him. if you do, then you do. why should you hide it? you should tell him how you feel. you act like your still in kindergarten..he doesnt think you have cooties, and you dont still pick your nose. i hope. act your age and forget what other people think. TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL. you cant expect to get anywhere if you cant even talk to him.

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f/14
I like this guy and we are already friends. I don't have many classes with him but I sit right behind him in the one class we do have. He always turns aroud at me and tries to make me laugh. I told one of my friends who hasn't told anyone. He's really cute but i don't want to tell him. It might ruin our friendship and i don't want anything like that to happen. I just really like him. Help, i'll rate low if you tell me to tell him because that won't get me anywhere

FYI no one cares about rating.
dont tell him. if you think it will ruin your friendship then say nothing. you either tell him or you dont. you already told us you wont, so your question was pointless. if being his friend means hlding your feelings in, and it means that much to you, to just be at least his friend. then say absolutely nothing. BUT you'll never know what could happen between the two of you if you dont try and make an effort. if hes really your friend, and hes worthy of your friendship, he'll still be your friend even if he finds out you like him. PLUS if he finds out and it does mess things up it will only be because hes akward, because you like him. so all youll have to do is act sad for a few days then pretend to have found someone else you like. he'll then see that youve moved on and things wont be akward anymore. You dont exactly get your guy, but you dont lose him either.

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I'm going on a school trip Wed-Fri. and I've got my period the heaviest it's ever been. It's like I have to change my pad every hour. I've never gotten cramps and now I have them really bad. During the trip we are going to make a couple rest stops off the bus. I can't put a pad in my pocket because it will be obvious..This is going to ruin my whole trip! I won't feel well and all my friends are going to have fun. I can't bring medicine either...it isn't allowed. I might have to wear a couple pads at once and like two pairs of underwear until I can quitely try to change it. Please help me get through this because I don't know what to do! I will remember this trip forever too. =/

first of all..no one gives a fuck your on your period. every girl in the world gets it. its not abnormal, so being embarrassed about people seeing your pad is rediculous. also, no one is going to search your pockets and bags before you get on your bus. if you take medicine..no one will know except you, and god. third..if you dont use tampons, talk to your mom about it. they are a lot more comfortable and easier than pads. also if you use them you could double up. use a tampon and a pad, and youll be just fine.

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ok ther is aguy at skool and we r friends.. he is always tells me thing that he doesnt tell other people ... and same thing i can tell him stuff like that to.. and we always talk on the fone 24/7..... and we always flirt .. i dont kno if he likes me .. i really do and how can i find out??
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ask him. wtf kind of question was that.

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hey i hate the mintiness burn of toothpaste and i heard baking soda works, but how do i use it as a toothpaste?? thanks for anyone who helps!

baking soda only helps to whiten your teeth. so unless your ok with having a few cavities..but white teeth. then go for it. otherwise look around next time you go to the store. theres a lot of toothpastes that are made without the minty burn..just for people like you. also, baking soda isnt the greatest tasting thing..also a hint towards how your breath will smell once you use it. not good

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I have to ask this question, out of pure and utter curiousity. Is Targets running somewhat of a scam? The Ipod Minis are on sale, well, they give you a $15 gift card with the purchase of the mini thats 4G, but every store is "SOLD OUT", and I find this HARDDDD to believe, due to the fact the sale just started, and every store is like "WE got a HUUUGE shipment yesterday, but they sold out".

everything in life is a scam. the sooner you learn this, the better off you'll be.

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ok well i got fish along time ago..and everytime my mom cleans out the aquarium one of the fish die! idk if their used to the new water or not but my baby shark that ive had for like a year now just died :( how can i stop this from happening?

--ill rate high if u give good answers --

x0ox

they have bottles of stuff at the fish store..everytime you clean your fish tank, depending on how many gallons it is..you pour a certain amount of the "medicine" in it. everytime you clean your fish tank its somewhat of a shock to the fish, and the medicine instantly calms them down so that they dont overreact and..die. something like weed for fish. im surprised you werent informed of this when you purchased your fish.

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I'm 16 and have never kissed, dated, or even gone out with a guy. IS this really wierd? I'm not ugly, and i'm thin. But I am very shy. IS there any way i can get over this. I really would like to have a boyfriend soon. I want one really bad!!

yes that IS really wierd and your really annoying with the way you capitalize IS for no reason. do you know what it means when you capitalize things? because i dont think you do.

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My mom wants me to be a total conformist: make-up, trendy clothes, dumb girl for a regular guy: you know. I really don't want to because it is so not me but she doesn't care. What do I do?
15/f

tell her to go fuck herself. she may get the hint.
btw im not trying to be an asshole. you should really do it.

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my best friend has been ahving a lot of probelems wit her aunt and she has a problem wit her bf he really doesnt love her . i have tryed tellin her but she dont listen he look her in the eyes today and told her he doesnt want to break up wit her and was smiling the whole time.he reall doesnt he ahs told everyone and we try telling her but doesnt want to believe it even though he has been giving her signs like leavin her all alone and ignoring her. they have been togetehr 4 a month and eh wont break up wit her bc he doesnt have the guts. what should i do i cant just stand here and watch my friend suffer like this!! plz help!

it sounds to me like your the one who has a problem with this guy. if she doesnt believe you..quit telling her. if shes happy how she is then let her be. ever heard the saying "ignorance is bliss"? if shes happy in the relationship and is oblivious to what hes doing to her, then its ok as long as shes happy. dont you think?

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i take showers every day..i wash myself very good..im very clean and i have pimple/zit things on my butt..i dont kno wat they r and i dont kno how to get rid of them! IM ONLY 13 and im embarressed by themmm!! How do i get rid offf themmmmmmmmmm.THANK u so much

hahahahaha!
im not an expert on ass pimples here..but it sounds like it might be hemmeroids. of corse im not sure what that is either, i just know theyre on your ass. but if it is pimples, you just need a good pimple soap scrub, some kind of exfoliation you know? they make tons of washes for pimples, just go to the store. why dont you ask your mom about it? parents always know what to do.

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okay well i weigh 100 pounds and im in the 10th grade. im 15 years old and 5'4. Does anybody know of anyway to gain weight? ive already started on peanut butter and milk... like protien and clacium but i dunno wat else to do... should i just not try to gain weight? or should i... and if so what should i eat/do?

why do you want to gain weight? im 16 and im about 5'4" and i weigh exactly 100. i dont look deathly ill or anything but i damn sure dont look fat. your size seems fine. besides as you get older youll start gaining more wieght anyway. everyone does, so if you get too much bigger now youll get really fat later.

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