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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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Hey, does anyone have good quotes or song lyrics about wanting someone that you can't have? Thanks

Write your own. Nothing helps being emo better than letting out your emo feelings into emo lyrics.

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Do you like to have sex?

No.

Sex is for losers.

Sorry to tell you.

Sucks for you because sex is for losers, or because you wanna jump in this hot piece of man meat that is myself?

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hello i am 16yrs old and me and my boyfriend have been dating your about 2yrs and he said i should go on the pill just in case it happens and i told him that i wanted to wait until marriage to have sex but he like always carries a condom and i am scared he mit prssure me into doing it and i even sat him down and talked to him about it and he bought me a loundry outfit from victorias secret for my bday and i am getting kinda scared please anyone help me thank you!

You know, if you don't wanna have sex then don't. It's not that hard.

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i've recently noticed little black flies living in my plants soil. they're leaving little white bumps on the stem. i'm almost positive they are fungas gnats. so far i've just been avoiding watering my plant and spraying the top of the soil with dishsoap and water mixed. the flies have decreases drasticly but are still there.

any advice help, i am extremely worried about my babies! any other growing & plant advice greatly appricated. =D

Hello internet, please give me advice on my plant that gives me an illegal drug. Please, anyone?

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I live in new york, and i would like to go to a university that has a great pre med program in new jersey, to be closer to family- long story. Tuition is no object, and any college that can get me into umnj or something medical school up there would be great. I want something within my reach, so no ivy leauge. my gpa spans from 3.29-3.71 unweighted. Any help is appreciated. Thank you so much, this will really help me span my investigations.

I heard New Jersey smells bad and is full of assholes, why would you want to go to school there??

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what stores have applications online

Stop being lazy and get your ass out there and find a damn job.

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im 17/female.
i am sexually active.

my period should start this weekend or next week/weekend sometime. (between may 8th- 17th)

my boobs are hurting, a sure sign of either two things, 1. im pregnant, or 2. im about to start my period.

my concern is that unlike my normal pre-period week, my right nipple seems to be very itchy but my left nipple is fine. thats how i have figured out that its not my bra (or detergent) also, my right nipple seems to be harder then my left and once in a while i will get a "shock" kind of sensation throughout my right breast which makes me stop everything and grab ahold of my breast in aggony.

before anyone asks, there are no lumps or any signs of breast cancer. my other symptoms include tiredness no matter how long i sleep, random hunger (usually commen 24/7 for my whole life), and concerns about things i usually am pretty calm about (being tanner, and getting skinnier.)

id just like to see what everyone thinks this could be.
thank you

If in nine months a baby pops out of you, then you're pregnant.

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i have really sweaty hand and feet all the time.
it gets reallllly annoying because they sweat no matter what, whether i'm hot or cold. a lot of people in my family have the problem. is there any way i can get them to stop sweating so much?

I had a friend who had this. It was disgusting as all hell and I guess there's a surgery for it.

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Heyy, im in desperate need of a new screen name but all of the ones i try, they're all taken! so, i need some help. my names alexandra but people call me alex and thats what i want in my screen name
i tried like xo alexandraa and stuff like that but its all taken, any ideas?! pleasee:) i want xo or x3 plus my name in it:) thank you!!

AlexisUnoriginal

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Hi, i am 17 going on 18 and i have another question that i need help with i get bumps on the back of my legs after i shave sometimes there like pimples or white heads and how do i get rid of them they are very iratating and they make me feel like every1 sees them and points out at them saying ew thats gross and i hate that feeling but yet they pry really are so does anyone know how to get rid of them?

You have to decide between nasty razor burn or nasty hair.

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you know.. are there any online contests/sweepstakes or anything. if they don't pay for transportation, like from the U.S. to England I wouldn't mind paying at all. Haha I love like most of the bands playing this year, especially the Arctic Monkeys! I've never seen them and they don't come to America much.. they're my favorite band! Anyways, like things where you can bring like 3 friends or something cause clearly I'd need to bring an adult with me. That would seriously make my year, honestly.

Yeah, go to www.haveabettertasteinmusic.com.

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i kinda like this guy.
how do i know if he likes me back?

If he doesn't talk to you, tells his friends he thinks you're ugly and weird, and avoids you at every cost, he's totally into you.

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Ok, so I asked this guy out that I met at the place where I used to work. It was actually quite memorable since he is the FIRST guy whose number I have ever asked for. Well, we started talking on the phone everyday, but about 2 weeks after talking I lost my phone, so for about a week I didn’t have contact with him at all. When I was still in the process in getting a new phone, I went over to one of my friend’s house, and my friend Sarah* said that she knew him AND also knew the fact that he has a fiancé. To be honest I was completely shocked because in a MONTH he had never mentioned or even hinted anything about a girlfriend, much less a fiancé. When I confronted him about it, he said that I never asked him, so he didn’t feel he had to tell me. He didn’t even get her an engagement ring; its just a so-called “vow”. However, BECAUSE he didn’t tell me I just assumed he was single.
The thing is, this past week, we have hung out almost everyday. I get along with his friends and am really starting to like him; WAY more than I should. For me, this is a big deal because I am almost 19 years old, and have been in probably 9-12 relationships over the past 6 years, but have not ONCE felt the way I feel when I am with him. I have a very hard time trusting people, so therefore I have never been heartbroken because I just don’t get attached. With him, I can’t keep my eyes off him. I get nervous, my heart starts beating 100 miles a minute, and I feel those darn butterflies that people always talk about. I think about him all the time and catch myself in a daze in almost every class. I check my phone every 5 minutes (no joke either) to see if he has called me and want to be with him all the time. I know he likes me, mainly because he tells me and acts like he does in addition. We definitely have some chemistry; and its great. We have NOT had sex, and he doesn’t pressure me to have sex, although it has come up a few times in conversation. Every time I see him its 10x harder to leave him… He calls me ALL the time, just to say hey and we talk for HOURS on end. I have this cough thing (kinda like *ahem*ahem*) that he responds to whenever I do it. His friends say ive got him whipped… and im not even trying to. He takes me fishing with him and his friends, and picks me up all the time… His own fiancé wont even go fishin with him.
So I guess my question is, should I stick with him, and see where it leads, or just get out of there as fast as I can? And do you think he really likes me, or is he playing me (even though there isn’t any sex happening). Keep in mind, its hard for me to get attached, so I mean I am emotionally stable and I am NOT worried about getting hurt. Im just wondering if in the long haul, what would be the smarter thing to do… Thanks for the help! I rate high for good, thought-out answers! =]
Madison
Age 18

P.S. The guy and I have been talking for 2 months.

At this point, think to yourself, "How would I feel if I was his fiancee?" And also, if he's that easy to get to break away from his engagement, what's going to happen if you guys get together and he meets the next girl behind your back. You're literally setting yourself up for disaster, so you should probably back off for now. Find yourself a guy who isn't already tied down to someone.

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I recently had my first really intimate moment, words cannot describe the way i felt at that moment. If anyone will describe their best intimate moment shared with somebody, i would love to hear it.

Thank you

I got drunk, she found out I was a virgin, then by morning I wasn't one anymore.


How's that for intimate?

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(19yr old f)

there's this guy that i met on myspace, and i rreally like him. we've talked on the phone, text eachother, exchanged pictures. we know alot about eachother and we feel like we would be really good for eachother and we've been talking for a while, and have developed this special thing, and have this connection, and this understanding of eachother...

I think what i could have with him would be rrealy special and i dont want to ruin our plan to be together...but he lives kinda far and i havent actually met him in person yet. He is getting his own place relativelyyy soon and it will be alot closer to where i live and we will be able to see eachother and more conveniently.

...But,... I seem to be really attractive to alot of other guys, and there are guys who i talk to who want to meet up with me, and there's a guy who goes to my school, and he knows about my "relationship situation", and we started meeting as friends. he said he wasnt trying to take me from my bf, but we ended up spending alot of time with eachother that day and he ended up flirting with me, and we ended up kissing...alot of times.....

So should i feel guilty/... what should i do?... i cant be with the really special guy yet, we are both not exactly sure when we will meet...but we really do want to meet. Should i just resist every guy, and wait it out?... I hate that i am getting a little involved with other guys, but I really need to be held and kissed, and right now, the really special guy cant do that for me. =[ .... what do you think?..

You have a Myspace boyfriend and you're over the age of 14? Jesus Christ! Just find a guy you like and fucking date him! Seriously, don't wait around for some lame ass loser who you met on the internet.

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guy
gettin bushy
get some links of pics of different trimming designs

Bic it dude!

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On meebo.com I go on aim.If i go on aim and i wanna talk to a person using a cellphone it wont work.How do i get it to work?Thank you for the suggestions.

Sacrifice a lamb to the great lord Satan.

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i had this dream.... that me n my friend were going to this beach place and my friend was driving us in a big white work truck. well when we got there there were some guys working on like construction. They like were staring @ me and one took my picture. we got back in the truck and they were still staring @ me. then 3 guys(teens)came out of a house and a guy showed them a picture and then then the guys started walking to the truck and then all of a sudden we were oin a random house with them. i cant really remember what happened there but when we were leaving i hugged the first guy and we randomley kissed and the other guys were like "oh, so he gets a hug+kiss. weres our hug and kiss?" so i hugged another guy who didnt want to kiss and the third i hugged+kissed him 2. then i was my house and i got a text from the first guy and it said something like he missed me. had a great time today and goodnight. What does this dream mean?
thank you so much.... 13/F

It means you had a dream. Nothing more, nothing less.

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kind of a weird question, but what are the signs that the penis is done growing?

When it falls off.

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okay I am freaking out !!! me and my boyfriend tried to have sex. and he didn't cum or anything but he tried to put his penis inside me but instead it went on the side. but I'm just so scared that I could still be pregnant. we didn't use a condom either but even if his penis didn't go in it vagina but near my thighs, could I still be pregnant ?


p.s. this only happens because we landed on the wrong spot and it didn't go in but I'm just making sure.

So, a penis didn't go in your vagina, he didn't cum, and you're wondering if you're pregnant?


Go back to sex education.

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