Mackenzie's advice column

♥[?]♥ Hey, I have a question for you. What's the code you used when you made your "suggested columnists"? Because I know the links to those people's pages, but instead it says their names instead of a whole link to a column. Just wondering if you could share that code. I've looked on the internet, but not in depth. I'm just too lazy to do an in-depth search. lol.

Thanks!
-FunnyCide

< A HREF="YOUR URL CODE HERE">WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO SHOW AS< / A >

Then go thRough and delete the spaces by BOTH "A's", you know the dRill. :P

♥[?]♥ what song has the words:
goodbye is the hardest
thing to sayy . because
you walk away with only
memories ' & memories;
well .. they fade away..

and who is it by?
ill rate 5's

Okay, I seaRched FOREVER to figuRe this one out.

The only thing I could come up with would by JAGGED EDGE'S "DGOODBYE" lyRics, but I'm SERIOUSLY doubting that's what you'Re looking foR.... the lyRics can be found at:
--- http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Goodbye-lyrics-Jagged-Edge/3E7A79853869AD6948256AB5000EF2F3

if you wanna check anyways. SoRRie I could be moRe of a help; goodluck to you!! :)

♥[?]♥ Is it normal to have hair around the nipples on your breasts? Is there any way to get rid of it?

Yes, it actually is, and the best way to get Rid of it would be to CAREFUL take a dispoable RazoR and make a quick, clean, cautious swipe at it. :)

♥[?]♥ Okay, I know this is a weird question, but I seriously need some help... kinda.
Well I have the worst case of the hiccups, I have tried what seems like everything to get rid of them. Anyone have any ideas how to get rid of the hiccups?

Hop aRound on one leg naked in the fRont yaRd while whistling "MmmBop"

always does the tRick, tRust me..

♥[?]♥ okay, ive been going out with my bf for a little over a week and i really like him and stuff. The problem is, i still am in love with my ex. But the thing is, my ex is beginning his first year of high school in the fall and i will be beginning 8th grade. He also lives really far away and his high school is pretty far away too. My current bf is really nice and everything but i still am in love with my ex. When my ex found out about the bf i have now, he got really jealous. I would dump my bf for him in a second, but i dont know if that would be the smart thing to do. What should i do? Please help me!

Man, punch yourself in the head!!! You're obviously NOT ready for a relationship...

...young kids like you should NOT be dating; this is COMPLETE folderol!!!

♥[?]♥ how do you use a tampon? i mean, in places it says "insert it in the opening.." but exactly wut opening? i`m confused about that.. =/

YouR vaginal opening, Hun. :)

♥[?]♥ is it possible to get an std from toilet seats?

You can get CRABS, most definitely..

but to get an STD... possible.. HIGHLY, HIGHLY unlikely... :)

♥[?]♥ Hey how do i get a pic onto my column? I'm pretty sure I know where to put it... but I don't know where to get the url from the pic i want

thanks

K, if the pictuRe is alReady ON YOUR COMPUTER.. simply go to "PROFILE SETTINGS" just undeR youR "INBOX" and click "BROWSE" next to "UPLOAD A PICTURE OF YOU".

If it's just on the INTERNET, RIGHT CLICK IT it, and copy the "ADDRESS (URL)". Then simply paste that into the slot on youR "PROFILE SETTINGS" page labelled "URL OF A PICTURE OF YOU"

Goodluck!! :D

♥[?]♥ my hair has been falling out like crazy but its not normal falling out i mean its a lot of hair but i dont know why and i dont know if i should tell my mom

16/f

thanks

Jeez.. definitely tell youR MotheR!! It if gets to be seveRe, you might need medical attention....

♥[?]♥ How do you make layouts, like for xangas?
What programs do you use and stuff? If there are programs can you tell me which ones they are, thanks.

Go to:
--- http://www.blogring.net/index.php?showtopic=3258

and get a basic layout. Then you alteR accoRding to youR needs. All you have to do is edit and mix HTML codes. :D

♥[?]♥ Are your chances lower of geting pregreant after your period?

No, you'Re most feRtile just befoRe and just afteR youR cycle.....

♥[?]♥ my best friend and i are at my house and we're totally bored...what are some things we can do? something with getting started with babysitting cuz thats what we're trying to do. but just send us anything you like to do for fun. thanks bye

http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html
TRUST ME! :D

♥[?]♥ what does " closet freak " mean?

A "closet fReak" is someone whom eveRyone would THINK OF as sweet, kind, clean and innocent. BUT.. in the pRivacy oR in the sack... she's a SEXUAL BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha, hope this claRifies!! :D

♥[?]♥ i am a gril and whenever i watch "those special movies about sex" and how females and males reporduce i am fine when they talk about the male body but when they talk about the female body parts i get really sick and a dizzy. i have my period and everything, but it doesnt disgust me it just makes me quesy. why is this?

I have no idea. I'm that way when I heaR someone talk about menustRation and the human body [such as the liveR, heaRt, and so on]. I used to just ask to go to the bathRoom, and wandeR aRound the school to get out of theRe!! =X

♥[?]♥ when i see like sex seens in movies and what not i get this weird feeling in my vagina...what is this? thanks

IT's just an idication of sexual aRRousal; peRfectly healthy - it's a GOOD thing, and EVERYONE gets aRRoussed. No woRRies! :P

♥[?]♥ How do you get rid of dark eye lids and dark circles around your eyes?

Well, getting an appRopRiate amount of sleep is an impoRtant thing, and be shoRe to dRink plenty of wateR. Also, tRy applying cool cucumbeR slices oR cool tea bags to the undeR-eye aRea, which helps to Reduce swelling. I've also heaRd that placing a fRozen spoon undeR youR eye will minimize the daRk ciRcles. PeRsonally, I've neveR done this, but I have seen it on movies, so you might as well give it a shot. To avoid dRawing attention to youR undeR-eye aRea, peRhaps you should avoid the use of eyelineR oR mascaRa to youR loweR lashes. Goodluck to you! I hope I helped!!

♥[?]♥ I'm sorta chubby, and i have been invited to a pool party. anybody have anty good ideas wear to get a suite for a c36 5'5" 160pd girl?

please i really don't want to look like a fool!

You could tRy:
--- BuRlington Coat FactoRy.
--- DillaRd's.
--- Macy's.
--- SeaRs.
--- Robinson's May.
--- JC Penney.
--- Filene's.
--- Kohl's.
--- MeRvyn's.
--- Fashion Bug.

Goodluck to you. :D

♥[?]♥ Is there any home treatments I can use to get rid of odor causing bacteria down there =(
I shower every day, and I clean down there, I've had this problem for two years and I have no idea what's going on. I've never done ANYTHING sexual.
I'm 15

Wash daily, and spRinkle baby powdeR in youR panties...

♥[?]♥ I had a huge choclate craving than i started to cry while eating the chocolate ice cream that was in the freazer. was wrong with me? i have been all grumpy latly and i'll say things i don't mean and i'll think about it later and i'll be "why did i say/do that" or "that was stupid"
nothing bad has recently happen to me! i what should i do?/?/?/?
please i'm so confused

EveRybody bReaks down, man; it's no big deal -- no woRRies. :)

♥[?]♥ I need help for what kind of make-up I should wear. I have light skin, blue-green eyes, and darkish blonde hair. Like what kind of eyeliner ect. Thanks!

I would say a light beige, suttle yellow oR plum would look gReat on you! Also consideR WHITE eye shadow... you can Really neveR go wRong with white eye shadow!! HeRe's a tip: to get youR eyeshadow to last alllllllllll day, put some body lotion, oR PetRoleum Jelly on fiRst, THEN apply the shadow. Also, theRe's this technique I ALWAYS do, called "Shadowing". It cReates this AWESOME smokey affect!! You simply put on the coloR eyeshadow you wish to weaR, then using a bRistle bRush, dab a bit of gRay eyeshadoW oveR it!! It's goRgeous; I *NEVER* leave the house without it!!

As foR eyelineR, I would definitely say black would be best. When it comes to liquid oR pencil, it's just a peRsonal pRefeRence. HoweveR, if you ask... MOST people will tell you that pencil is a betteR choice. It's a gReat staRt foR a beginneR who is just getting used to it. If you mess up, pencil is A WHOLE LOT easieR to clean up and Re-do than liquid would be. And if you plan on caRRying it aRound in a puRse oR pocket.. theRe's a chance that the liquid may Ruin. And now foR the pRoducts... peRsonally, I think the two best bRands of eyelineR out theRe aRe "MeRyl NoRman" and "Beautique". "MeRyl NoRman", which can only be puRchased at "The MeRyl NoRman Cosmetic Studios", is pRicey [typically $8.50 - $17.00], but it REALLY IS good stuff. It goes on wondeRfully, and stays on all day!!! On the otheR hand... I happen to think that "Beautique" is INCREDIBLE, howeveR, I've ONLY seen "Beautique" at "Sally's". And "Beautique" is only .99 cents. TRUST ME.. I would NEVER EVER EVER buy cRap make up!!! I get only the best, so please, please, please, please DON'T let this dollaR pRice thRow you off - you'd be cheating youRself out of the best pRoduct out theRe!! I'd PREFER "Beautique" out of ANY otheR bRand of eyelineR!! I could easily go out and buy a $15.00 pencil, but I'd RATHER get "Beautique"! "Beautique" glides on smoothly and REALLY LASTS ALLLLL DAY!!! I CAN NOT pRomote this item enough!! And if you still have doubts... foR only .99 cents.. it's woRth a shot!! Goodluck!! Feel fRee to come back to me if you eveR need moRe suggestions. Hope I helped!!

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