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I'm Emily
I'm 18 years young
I can be a bit straight forward but it comes from the heart
I'm moving to Florida next week!
I have a Jeep and it is very sexy.
I'm a little short for my liking
I am an aspiring model
I'm going to college for massage therapy, but am hoping to get into the entertainment business.
I used to be on my highschool's fencing team, and I miss it a whole lot ::sigh::
I used to fence with a sabre.
Art is my life
Andy Warhol is AMAZING!
I'm obsessed with tattoos and piercings
I am a guitarist, a photographer, a painter, and an artist.
I'm a loner, I'm a loser but I like it that way.
My friends and family mean the world to me.
I have 3 dogs.
I've been through more than I should.
I've been told I'm too adult for my age.
I'll answer your questions if you need it [=
Words of advice on love:
- Don't ever let someone tell you that you are not in love.
- If you say that you THINK you're in love, then you aren't. If you really feel it, then you are.
- Never let someone judge your relationship unless they know FACTS.
- To me, age is not an issue. If you are 13 and dating a 30 year old, then it's a big deal. If it's 5 or 6 years, not a big deal.
- If you are being abused mentally/physically GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP! Don't give the excuse that he apologized. If he loves you he wouldn't do that to you.
I'm not a fan of answering questions that are listed in the FAQ. If it's a question you can look up on Google then please, look it up on google. Don't be lazy.
I do not like when people have issues with typing.
iif u typ3 liik3 thiiz iit piissesz m3 0ff. Alot.
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what does stfu mean?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! That's what it means =)
what are some good advice columnists on this site?
Click on COLUMNISTS then you can click on the drop down arrow for whichever you want. I'd say all in all, there are alot of very good columnists on this site. I'm not about to list them all, because there are over 10,000 columnists here.
Does anyone know how to request something to the people who created advicenators? I heard you can do that because i heard that a lot of people requested a delete question button.
You can ask DangerNerd. He is the administrator of the site, basically and he controls all the suggestions and whatnot.
Click the following link to ask DN (DangerNerd) your suggestion: http://www.advicenators.com/question.php?u=16820.
How do you get rid of all those website URL's in the address bar. You get what im talking about right? Like when you click the arrow next to go all those websites that you go to. Please help theres too many and its irritating.
You mean when you click the drop down arrow and all the URL's of the sites you've visited show up?
That would be your history.
Go into tools. Top of the page. Go down to Internet Options, if necessary, click on the 'General' tab. Go down to where it says History, then somewhere it should say clear history.
Then they all go BYE-BYE!
my frend brittany went out with this kid named james. when they broke up, james started talkin 2 me on da computer. he wood kall me sexy nd everythin even tho he neva saw me, he wood always talk 2 me so nice.then 1 day, he asked me out nd i sed yes-not knowin wat he looks like-. wen i DO see him, turns out he's asian. nd no offense but i dunt like asian boys, i like white ones. he's really nice, but he isn't that cute... i wood break up with him but i dunt wanna break his heart since he really loves me...nd i dunt hav da guts 2 break up with some1 cus its 2 sad.... i dunt no wat i shood do!!! heLp me pleeeeeeeeees!
You have to admit... You know it wasn't exactly the smartest thing to do... Going out with a guy you never even met?
You can't keep dating him. If you do, your entire "relationship" is a lie, basically.
Next time you see/talk to him, just say to him that you really like him and you really think he's sweet, but he's not for you. Tell him that you'd love to still be friends but you just don't want a relationship with anyone right now. Also mention that you're sorry if you lead him on in any way.
If you keep dating him, you'll end up hurting him 10 times as bad in the end.
Alright i did stuff in the pasted with an ex boyfriend and i did stuff with a current boyfriend.. but see the problem is i bleed everytime what does that mean? is there something to do about it? Please Help Me!!!
Well, I assure you it would help out SO much more if you were to tell us what "stuff" you did with your ex and your current boyfriend.
Do you mean sex? Do you mean him fingering you? Eating you out?
If he were fingering you, he could have scratched you which may cause you to bleed but very minimal. The first time you are fingered or have sex it is possible for your "cherry" to have been "popped". This can also cause you to bleed but very minimal.
If you bleed EVERY time you have sex you might want to get checked out by an OB/GYN. (A vagina doctor). Because TECHNICALLY you should only bleed once or twice when you have sex.
What's is mean when you like jacking yourslef? or something like that cause one kid at my school said that he saw this guy "jacking himself"? i dunno if that's the write word or not?
Jacking himself; jacking off= Slang for masturbation; self pleasure.
ok i've had my period for bout 5-6 months. And if been at the end of the month but this time if hasn't happen i got it at the end of September but not at the end of October? Is this normal? What's wrong?
Absolutely nothing is wrong. The first 3-4 years you get your period, it will never truely be on a regular schedule.
Unless you were recently sexually active, there is truely noth ing to worry about. This is completely normal and happens to almost all girls when they start getting their period.
hey, i was wondering if weed will show up in a blood test. I'm probably going to have one for something completely un-related to drugs. i mean like, they aren't looking for weed or anything. So, i guess i'm wondering if it will show up at all and if they have to be specifically looking for it to find it. How long does it stay in your system? I've heard 38 days, but i've only smoked twice (yesterday and three days ago) and i didn't smoke very much at all. Between both days, i probably didn't even have a bowl. Thanks
It says in your system anywhere between a month to two months.
And yes, it can show up in your blood tests. But it will show up if they are looking for it.
There are different kinds of blood tests, they will use different chemicals and what not to look for AIDS, Lymes, Diabetes, etc. than they would for drugs.
I'm so screwed. I haven't missed my period yet, I'm due for it Friday, but my friend is bringing me a pregnancy test tomorrow. I had sex without a condom, and my boyfriend pulled out but I'm still paranoid about it, and yes I know I have a good reason to be.
Anyways...I'm going to take a pregnancy test Saturday. I think I will be with my boyfriend when I do it. What I want to know is how do I tell my parents and what should I do? I'm so scared right now I'm crying...my parents have always known me as their good little girl that never did anything wrong. I feel like dying.
=(
Well, don't freak out just yet. Because if you start freaking out now, it will cause stress and the stress will delay your period. You don't know that you are pregnant.
Yes there is a chance that you could be, but I'm letting you know right now it isn't a very high one.
But seriously for now you REALLY need to calm down. Wait until Friday and see if you get your period. If you don't get it then, then you can take the pregnancy test.
Pregnancy tests can also be done before your missed period.
You really need to try to calm down, the more you stress, the later your period comes.
I doubt you are pregnant, so you really really really need to calm down for the sake of having your parents want to kill you themselves.
But, since I doubt you are pregnant, for future no matter how bad you want to, no matter how bad you're tempted DO NOT have sex without a condom if you know you can't handle the consequenses.
I'm not going to tell you what to tell your parents, because that's not something to worry about YET.
Have your friends buy you two tests. Take one tomorrow when she gives it to you and then take another on Saturday or Sunday. You could even wait as long as Monday.
I will tell you this over and over again until I turn blue but you NEED to calm down. Again, you do NOT know if you are pregnant or not so by freaking out and thinking you are isn't going to help you any.
I've been in this situation before so I know how you feel. And I'm telling you if you just take a hot shower and RELAX you'll feel better. I was two weeks late for my period. I was positive I was pregnant at that point. But I was so freaked out and that's why my period was so late.
For the love of GOD sweetie, CHILL THE EFF OUT! I know I sound extremely repetitive, but you SHOULD NOT be freaking out.
Haha. Your teady kicks my teddys ass? Cute pic. Lol, well i also have a q. How do you make words bold in your profile, and how do you do that thing where on some peoples profile it has someones name underlined and when ya click it it goes to their column?
asap
thanks
For bold text you need to use an HTML code which is < b>TEXT without the spaces.
For the links, you use this code: < A HREF="URL to person's column here.htm">Column name here And remove the spaces.
For more HTML codes and help, please visit this website: http://cedesign.net/help2j.htm
And yes, my teddy DOES kick your teddy's ass!!!!! =)
-Emily-
What is that piercing called when it's right above your lip off to the side (kinda where Marilyn Monroe had a beauty mark)?
It's called the Madonna or Marilyn Monroe piercing. I swear.
Those piercings I don't think are that attractive on girls... or guys. It only looks good on SOME people. Some girls and some guys can get away with it.. Others just can't.
What does it mean to "fall for someone" i get the general idea but could anyone explain it better for me please? thanks i'd appreciate it!
When you feel you start to have feelings for them and you feel they could be more than just a friend.
My mother just recently died from lung cancer. She was just diagnosed on Sept. 15th of this year and she passed away on October 28th, 2005.
My boyfriend of several years had already told his spoiled rotten, self-centered, selfish daughter that she could have a Halloween party before the incident with my mother came up.
Instead of being here, supporting me, helping me make the needed arrangements and just being a shoulder to lean on, he decided it was more important to help out with his daughter's Halloween party, because everybody knows "Courtney" comes first....no matter what!
I think that's about as sorry as you can get. What do you think?
I'll get straight to the point. Your boyfriend is a prick. And if he isn't going to be there in your time of need, then he'll probably never be there for you. If his daughters stupid ass halloween party is more god damn important than your mothers DEATH then there is something seriously wrong with him.
Either he needs to be beaten with a stick or needs a major reality check. My stick is ready by the way...
Hey I'm a guy and was just wondering about something...
I know its normal and not exactly their fault and everything, but when a girl goes through monthly stuff, what are we, the guys, supposed to do. I really don't mind it, but sometimes I feel like I need to help out my g/f with whatever the problem may be...but I can't. Should I just be there to talk and listen? That's what I've been doing so far. I mean I can't think of any good advice other than lie down, take some medicine, try to relax, and stuff like that. Should I try to help, or just stay out of the way? Is there any way I can help or no? I know I don't or ever will understand what it feels like or anything, but I'd still try to help with anything. Will rate, thanks in advance.
Well, try to be extra nice to her. If she complains about anything just listen to her.
If she says her back hurts, massage it.
If she's craving chocolate like most girls on their period do, buy her her favorite kind of chocolate.
If she wants to talk, talk to her.
Anything she complains about, try to fix it.
If she says she's not in the mood to talk, DO NOT TALK.
When she says she looks like shit, tell her she's beautiful.
When she bitches at you just try not to take offence to it.
I'm 15/f.
Usually a couple days before I start my period, I get this feeling like I really want to beat someone up that I hate. Lol, it's really weird. I'm not psycho or anything. I'm a really really happy person usually, and I'm super nice. It's just like 5 days or so before I start my period I just want to beat someone up. Is this normal? Does anyone else feel like this?
PMS sweety, PMS.
PMS makes all girls feel different. Some will feel bitchy, others will feel over emotional.
But all it is, is PMS.
How come my best friends boyfriend flirts with me all the time?
13/f
Just a guess... But either he thinks your hot or he's naturally a flirt.
how can you reduce the redness out of a pimple overnight?
Put toothpaste or caladryl (the stuff for mosquito bites) on it.
Caladryl works better than toothpaste. Basically it dries out the pimple so it's not as red when you wake up.
does anyone know any good stores to buy Knee-High socks? like wild ones. Not just ordinary white, black and grey ones. Like with patterns and things of that nature. I need stores/websites of stores that are like .. chains? does that make sense? stores that there are in many different states, not like an indivualy owned store.
Macy's
JC Penny
Sears
Kohls
Marshalls
Hot Topic
Wal*Mart
In most malls, they have those little Kiosks in the middle of the malls (You know, where they sell cell phone covers, hair extensions, jewlery.. etc?) There are some called the Sock Drawer. Sometimes there is even a store called the sock drawer. You could find it there. But all those places I listed would definately have them.
I just bought a new shirt from aeropstale and when i got home i was lookin at it and they kept that security plastic thing on and i heard you can only get it off with a special thing! Im sooo mad i wanted to wear it tomorrow! does anyone have a way to get it off without ruining the shirt??? PLEASE HELP! 5'S!!
You can't get it off without ruining the shirt. It is impossible. You will either A) Rip the shirt or B) Try to pull it off then have the plastic tag explode and get ink all over you and the shirt.
I advise you NOT to do anything to get it off. Wait until you go back to Aero and then they can take it off for you. Make sure you have the reciept or else you'll get in trouble for stealing it.
Seriously, if anyone tells you to just try to rip it out, don't listen to them. Those tags are filled with ink and they explode if not removed properly.