It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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okay well im 14 and there is this guy who i met and he really likes me im pretty sure, hes been dropping these hints. hes a sophmore and im a freshman, i know age doesnt matter when your older but now it does, i know of 2 other people who like him and he kinda likes one of the girls*(but he has for a while and nothing has happened) but like the other day i was all excited that he liked me and wanted to hang out with him but like today im just like eh thats stupid etc... i dont know what to do,. (link)
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Um.. you either like him or you don't. And.. if you do like him, hang out with him. If you don't want to hang out with him.. don't. Tell him you like him if you want. What's the worse that can happen?
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i need help what is a good way to get an orgasm dildos dont work for me HELP!! (link)
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um, www.solotouch.com ? or
there's not much we can help you with, seeing as there probably aren't any actual doctors on this site.. And most of the users on here are like, between thirteen and sixteen.
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Can someone go to this person's Myspace profile, and tell me how the navigation bar is like that? Is there a code for it, or is it something someone coded? How do you code things like that, free-handed and how long would it take to develop skills like that to code stuff? ^.^; Thanks
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=212409055&MyToken=5c498357-7922-446d-b4d3-c77fcdd21ec3 (link)
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Lol, it would take a pretty good while to get the hang of coding. That person probably just has a layout [as basic as it looks] that has a code to make their navigation bar look different.
If you just want codes for things on myspace, why not try this site?
http://panicked.nuclearcentury.com
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how do i get my reccordings onto my itunes?
thankx (link)
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By recordings you mean...?
It's been five days and no one's answered this question yet. Maybe you could include more information to get a better responce, yeah?
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me and my Boyfriend have been going out for a month ((tomorrow)) and i was wondering if i should get him anything. cause like this is the longest realtionsship that i have ever had. and i really like him. ((im 15 by the way)) and i was just thinking about like being relly nice ot him and wearing one of my shirts that are his favoirte. i dont know. i need to know if its okay for me to get him something because i feel like i should. but i dont know. please help =] (link)
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Get him a cute little card or burn him a cd or something like that. Not many people do much for their one month anniversaries, though.
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ok well last week my brother and my dad got in a big fight and my dad kicked him out (my bro is 18) and wel yesterday my dad and i got into a fight and he said that next time i do anything wrong he is going to kck me out of the house to jst like my brother ok but i am only 15 years old i turn 16 in Feb and well i wan to know how old you have to be to be able to live on your own or like to be kivked out of your house and your parents not be responsable for me my dad says 16 but i hink it might me older than that i really need to know
btw i live in teas incase the laws are diff 4 each state
lost&confused,
Tara (link)
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:[ Sorry to hear about your dad. Maybe these sites will help a little bit.
http://tlo2.tlc.state.tx.us/statutes/fa.toc.htm
http://www.jlc.org/index.php/factsheets/emancipationus
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In my college English class, I'm doing a paper comparing Harry potter to Jesus Christ. I've got a lot of good points, but i was wondering if anyone had any other good points or suggestions that could help me out. I've got plenty of links to web sites so i don't need any links(unless you think it's a particularly good link) but just tell me any ideas or facts you have that could help me.
Please and Thank You. (link)
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Lol. Comparing Harry Potter to Jesus?
Harry Potter is into witch craftery, which is actually against most modern day religon. I could understand how you might would want to compare the two though.
Harry Potter was a special boy. He was given special powers because of the amount that his mother loved him or something along those lines. Jesus was said to be born of a virgin [something Harry Potter was obviously not] and had a heavenly father. Both of Harry's parents are regular people.
Jesus was supposedly sent to save the world from sin. Harry Potter just happened to have a gift that people in authority noticed enough to help train him.
Harry was often very disobedient, Jesus never sinned. Harry wasn't respectful of authority, whereas Jesus was very submissive when he was supposed to.
Harry saved people's lives. Jesus saved people's souls, which are more important than their lives. Harry was an orphan, Jesus had earthly parents, and a heavenly father.
Lolz, not to mention that Harry was British and Jesus was of Middle Eastern decent.
So.. I can't really see many similarities between the two of them at all, I don't believe.
Maybe that helped? ..Or atleast gave you some ideas about their differences.
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How big is the average 13 yr. old? (link)
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Weight wise, you mean? Well, it depends. Are you a boy or a girl? How tall are you?
http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/
Calculate your BMI there. BMI stands for body mass index. Enter your height and weight, and it'll show you your BMI number, then look at the chart beside it that says:
Underweight =
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i have a huge crush on this guy but i denied it to everyone including him. Well Em, him and one of our friends were hanging and at the end of the night he was bringing me home and we had sex. Having sex with him just increased my feelings for him. I'm afraid to tell him that i want to be with him. I don't want him to think that i like him because of just the sex because thats not the situation at all. I liked him before we had sex, sex just made it stronger.
how do i tell him? should i tell him?
thanks guys. (link)
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Oh what a tangled web we weave sometimes.
Tell him if you want, but just be careful that he knows that you don't like him just for sex, and if he likes you too, it can't be just for sex either. It has to be a genuine connection.
For future referance, it might not be the best idea to have sex with the guy you claim to not like. :/
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okay, sooo I shave my lower region, if you catch my drift. But i always get razor burns and irritated skin, almost look like zits. any ideas how to shave without causing this? thankss. (link)
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Do you use shaving cream? Do you shave downwards, rather than up [like your legs] ? Is your razor new or old?
Make sure you use shaving cream and shave downwards, and the newer the razor, the better [although you have to be careful, cause it's easier to nick yourself.]
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This is so embarrassing but, I have a bad odor "down there" and I wanted to go to the doctor. Is this a common problem for girls that you would see a doctor for? And do I have to go to a gyno or can I go to a regular doctor and what would they do about it and determine if I have an infection or something? (link)
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Your regular doctor should be able to tell you what to do/what's wrong- a gyno isn't necessary, although I could kind of understand if you felt more comfortable with a specialist. I'm sure it's pretty common, too, so don't worry. :]
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I have a boyfriend over the internet... and i don't know what i can get him for Christmas.
it has to be something i can give over the internet. PS. he's the love of my life
any ideas?! (link)
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Um.. a merry/happy christmas/whatever holiday ecard? That's about all I can think of.
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I sad, listless and very irritable a lot of the time. How can I become happier and calmer? (link)
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Believe it or not, excersize helps. You could also check
www.cymbalta.com
www.depression.com
Depression is pretty common. You may want to check that out.
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is this real?
http://bestsmileys.com/animals/7.gif (link)
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Lol, I don't believe so.
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im 13/f. im straigt but i always look up porn on the interrnet and love looking at naked girls. but im not a lesbian. im not even bi. but why do i like looking at it so much. like i get wet when i even think about it. i dont know why!
help!
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There's nothing wrong with being bi or a lesbian. But you're probably just curious. Everyone goes through a phase like that when they're young, no worries. :]
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16/f
How do you tell a guy you want them to feel you up? :/ Like TELL them without saying anything, but kind of implying it.
thanks! (link)
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You don't have to be making out to 'tell' a guy that. Just, when you're standing close to him, take his hands, and put them where you want them to be.
Lol, I always picture some girl looking her guy straight in the eye and putting his hands up her shirt when I think of that. :]
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When i got to school and then get home im always sooo tired! i want to just go lay down and nap! it might be because i dont get very much sleep but what else could it be or besides sleeping more what else could i do to help myself to be so exhausted!its only when i got to school too! i dont know if that just really wears me out or what and i dont know why it would cause its not that hard lol but im suffering haha. If you have any tips of things to help me feel up and going after school feel free to share!!! :) thanx (link)
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http://health.yahoo.com/experts/drmao/7588/sleep-your-way-to-100-with-power-naps/
Take a power nap. Eat healthy. Excersize. That's about all you can do, really. :] And yeah, lol, school just wears you out sometimes.
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OK..
So i've had Sex a few years ago and i guess i'm under age too and none of my friends know... infact NO ONE knows.
The thing is this guy [Sam] at school asked me out and i said yes [i have been out with him before] and it was going well until today at break and i got told by my best friend [that has every lesson with him] that he was gona dump me for this college girl who is really pretty and later that i found out that she has had sex. Now Sam is the knid of guy that would do anything to have a girlfriend who likes action or gives action [e.g sex] so i think that he was gona dump me for someone who has had sex. I dumped him then in the next lesson that i had with him because i didn't want him to dump me. So now i don't know whether i should tell him that i've had sex or just leave it...
But then alot will spill out into the year at school and i will have been the first to have sex... and i'm not poular..
Please help me. I have no idea what to do and i'm just really agry, upset and worried about what i do or don't say...
I'm also sorry that it is long.. :S
Thankyou all in advance. X (link)
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Talk to Sam if you still like him. Communication is key in a relationship. It's entirely possible that he never wanted to dump you in the first place. Telling him you aren't a virgin is entirely up to you, but will probably open up a whole new door for you two in whatever relationship you have, and I can't tell you wether or not you are ready for that. Ask whomever you tell to keep the fact that you aren't a virgin to themselves. It's no one else's business but you- popular or not.
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Hi, I'm 19 years and I have been with my boyfriend for close to a year now. We love each other very much but we disagree on the idea of marriage. He thinks its just a security blanket for many people and being with one person forever and having kids (without the legal bond) could be just as fulfilling. But for me, it is a bond that causes two people to work hard for the relationship, it is respected and all kids want their parents to be married. Is it smart to sustain a relationship where 2 people disagree on something so important? I know were stil young but a few years down the line if someone doesn't change their mind, it would be that much harder to let go. I'm very confused about this. I don't want to be someone's girlfriend forever but I don't want to break up! Please help (link)
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Unless one of you changes your mind, on the path you're going, you just may be someone's girlfriend forever. I'm not going to try to convince you what marriage is or isn't, because that's your opinion entirely. Explain to your boyfriend just how important it is to you- just how much it means. Unless he is completely against it for some reason [rather than just not seeing the point] then he should be willing to compromise. But, on the other hand, you can't force someone into marriage these days, and if you do alot of unhappiness will come from it later. You aren't even twenty yet- give it time, or give it up. One of you isn't going to change their mind, so the other one has to.
:/ sorry.
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Hi I had unprotected sex with by boyfriend, but he didnt not cum in me! i dont think that he pre-ejaculate in me either, is there any chance that i can get pregnant? (link)
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If you want to delete this question because it's been answered, you can go to 'your questions' on the left hand side of your Advicenators! toolbar and delete it. That way, you won't be getting more answers for it.
But you should always remember the condom when having sex. There is a list of questions on this site and google that you could've looked up and seen that there was still a chance, even if he didn't cum inside of you.
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