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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ ok so i recently gave head and my throat has been hurting and im thinking it might be gonorrea in the throat(Gonococcal Pharyngitis) i've never had sex before if that matters...ive been looking on the internet and i also have the same symptoms of tonsillitis..so basically my question is will the be able to tell its gonorrea or a diff type of pharyngitis and will they just give me antibiotics and be done with it?
A medical pRofessional WILL be able to diagnosis youR pRoblem pRopeRly, yes. And in eitheR case.. you WILL be given antibiotics. HoweveR, if it's tonsillitis, you MIGHT have to have it Removed, but that is NOT always so. And GonoRRhea is cuRable, so no woRRies theRe.


FoR some moRe infoRmation on GonoRRhea, check out:
http://www.niaid.nih.gov/factsheets/stdgon.htm

FoR some moRe infoRmation on tonsillitis, check out:
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/diseases/facts/tonsillitis.htm


Hope eveRything woRks out!! Best of luck to you!!! :)

♥[?]♥ i have very small eyes..what make-up tricks can i use to make them look bigger? i rate=D

Use nice shades of beige and light oRange and gold. It's best to keep eyeshadow to a natuRal coloR when tRying to make youR eyes appear biggeR. Also, use a THIN line of eye lineR on the TOP lid ONLY!!!! And mascaRa you can take oR leave, ya know?? Hopefully this has been of some help to you!! :D

♥[?]♥ how do you do those hearts in myspacE??? its like &heart;?
It's "& hearts ;", only delete the spaces!! :D

♥[?]♥ alright so.. This site is supposed to be a site where you can ask a question and not get embarrassed by what you ask, right? So, i'll just ask. I've only had sex with one guy, we've had sex about 5 times in the last 6 months and lets just say.. they aren't little quickies. I've noticed a big difference in my appearance down there.. are there any types of excercises a girl can do to kind of.. tighten it up a little?
Well.. no exeRcises, but you can puRchase PRODUCTS that can help lsightly. HoweveR, they only last tempoRaily. They'Re actually intended to assist in the pleasuRe of ONE night of fun, you see??? They DO NOT not foR peRmanent affects!! I know of one pRoduct and looked it up online foR you. PeRhaps you should take a look at it??

http://store.sextoys.sex-superstore.com/cgi-bin/toys2.cgi?af=7408&ecode=8130211N&init=enhancer&fam=cream


http://store.sexzpictures.com/detail/5470F53ADCDF11D9BCE9/aff/sexz/product/41258


Both links sell the SAME pRoduct. Only the TOP on lets you Read some of the FEEDBACK.



SoRRie I can't be of moRe help to you, I just don't see that theRe's much you can do about it.
I wish you luck!! :)

♥[?]♥ I need a pet! should i get a dog or cat? i dont want it to smell bad! so what smell better
Meh. They both smell. One cRaps INSIDE the house in a box.. which you must scoop.


The otheR cRaps OUTSIDE and kills the gRass that you bust youR ass getting so lovely. And you STILL have to clean up afteR it. Dogs eat a lot, and have Really bad bReath.. but they can be bathed.. unlike cats.

YouR choice, Kid. I have both.. both annoy me. :D

Goodluck deciding!!!! :P

♥[?]♥ awhile back i gave my boyfriend head, and i only did it once, but im deathly afraid i have an std. i dont want to tell my parents anything. he told me he didnt cum but im scared. i go to bed crying often because of it. do i have an std?
thanks.
I SERIOUSLY doubt you have an STD, Hun.. honestly. I say you have 100% ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to woRRie about. BUT.. ANYTHING is possible.. so if you COMPLETELY beat youRself up woRRying about it.. you can go get youRself checked out at a clinic. I guess it IS betteR safe than soRRie, but I can almost guaRantee you you'Re good!! Know that I'm always, always, always heRe if you eveR need someone. ♥

♥[?]♥ i have to go to a graduation party tomorrow and theres a swimming pool and everyones gunna be swimming! well i just got my period for the first time thursday night ( graduation party's sunday) should i swim? and if i do do i wear a tampon? please help what do i do?
If you aRe on youR peRiod.. and you will be going swimming you MUST MUST MUST MUST weaR a tampon!!!!!! If you don't weaR ANYTHING.. blood will be EVERYWHERE and they'll call the police looking foR the dead body!!!!!!!! And you CAN NOT weaR pads!! They will bReak apaRt, and cotton will be eveRywheRe, and it'll clump up and show thRough youR bathing suit, and you'll leak baddly!! SoRRie, I'm not tRying to scaRe you, Hun.. just letting you know the haRd facts! So yeahhh.. go with tampons. The box has wondeRful instRuctions, and you should be good!!

Best of luck to you!! Hope I helped!! :D
♥ Mackenzie!!!

♥[?]♥ i heard that you get discharge about 1 - 2 years before puberty and its like white creamy fluid stuff.. well i have it and i wanted to know if you get it all ur life or will it end?
I was taught back in 6th gRade it ends at like 45-58 oR so. Just expect it foReveR! :)

♥[?]♥ i got my period for the first time thursday night and today is saturday.. it was like kinda heavy up until friday night..is that supposed to happen? cuz like now its like i didn't even have my period because its barely coming out..someone please help me and tell me if this is normal
Yepp.. it'll be a heavy flow the fiRst couple of days, then it lightens up and eventuall stops; no woRRies. :)

♥[?]♥ Okay... my old friend constantly had boyfriends but I know I am prettier than her...and people have told me that but I can't seem to get a boyfriend. All the guys just want to have sex but not be in a relationship with me. I am 17 and have never been in a relationship. I know I can get a boyfriend but they all want to just have sex. Is there something wrong with me?
Yeah, I think the problem is your attitude. You're NO better than ANYONE else. PERIOD.

This is all.

Hope I helped!!

Love ya!
*SMOOCH*

♥[?]♥ i know that this sounds real stupid but what is critters and how do you play it???
CRitteRs?? Like TENNIS CRITTERS??? That's the only thing *I* know of... I doubt that's what you mean, but if so.. http://pc.gamezone.com/gamesell/p21715.htm

♥[?]♥ Im wondering if my period should be coming soon. I've done some reading and I found out that I have most of the "signals" *Pubic hair, boobs are growing, growth spurt, underarm hair, discharge etc.* But its been this way for almost a month and nothing coming? Should it be coming soon? *Btw im 13*
Yes.. it is definitely coming soon. You can't speed up it's pRogRess, so the best thing to do is just always be pRepaRed foR it. Don't sit aRound and hope and pRay foR it, because once it comes.. you'll want to wish it away.
Hopefully this helps!! :P

♥[?]♥ Ok I have to go out to my camp tomorrow. I do like going there, but I also want to go out with my friends because I don't want my friend to hook up with this guy who I like. My other friend offered me to stay over her house tomorrow, should I? Or should I sleep out my camp?
PeRsonally, I'd go wheReveR the penis is at....

♥[?]♥ Ok so I Am only 13 but could I be in love do you think you cAn truley be in love at 13? or do think it is just puppy love? I rAte 5's
~MD_GIRL101~
Meh. It's haRd to say. Only ***YOU*** know what you'Re feeling.. NO ONE ELSE.. peRiod.


HOWEVER, I say that 13 is a bit too inexpeRience when it just comes to LIFE, baiscally, ya know? They just haven't been thRough enough, can you undeRstand how I can say this??


I'm shoRe youR feelings aRe deep, meaningful, and heaRtfelt, no doubt about it.. I just seveRely doubt it's love.. soRRie, Kiddo. ♥

♥[?]♥ How do you:
1.)Give a handjob
2.)Give a blowjob
3.)Eat someone out
4.)Tell a guy that you want to give them a handjob/blowjob
5.) Finger someone


ill rate 5's i promise for any good answers
Dude?? WTF??? What the HELL kind of question IS this??? I have an answeR foR them.. but this will be veRy long!!! I know this question won't be heRe foR long, so shall we begin? I actually answeRed all of these yesteRday, and heRe weRe my answeRs...






QUESTION NUMBER 1:
"It's Really not that difficult. Just don't think TOO much about it befoRe hand, as this will only woRk you up and make you neRvous.

-- TO GO ABOUT IT: it's pRettie simple. FIRST, I suggest you ask him HOW HE DOES IT.. just to get an idea of what he likes. And noooo this won't make you seem lame oR inexpeRienced at all!! DiffeRent people peRfeR diffeRent things, so even if you've given 3243475 handjobs befoRe... ONE PERSON might not do it the same as ANOTHER PERSON, so always always ask!! But you just gently gRab ahold of it, and slowly, at fiRst, move youR aRm up and down, in time incReasing the speed.

-- TIPS: they like if you'Re naked, oR at least topless... it's a gReat visiual and helps keep them eRect. They also like talking diRty. So don't hold back on that. Just tell them it's nice, it's big, how good it looks, and how bad you want it. Then you could tRy talking about how much you want theiR load, and wheRe it's going to end up [meaning: napkin, youR mouth, youR face, etc.]. And theRe's absolutely NOTHING wrong with putting youR mouth to it and swallowing his 'finishings'. NOOO, you CAN NOT get pRegnant, and NOOO you will not get sick; it's actually healthy -- high in pRotein. And the taste honestly DOES vaRy fRom peRson to peRson, so no one can tell you how it will taste. OR, if you'd RatheR.. just let it come out as it does... like on youR hand wRapped aRound him foR instance; theRe's definitely nothing wRong with that!

-- It's pRettie simple. The only pRoblem you might Run into [which you moRe than likely will] is that youR hand will get tiRed; and this is fine. Guys can do it foR long peRiods of time, because chances aRe that they've had yeaRs of pRactice, and this would be youR fiRst time, so they won't be suRpRised oR disappointed. Just if that DOES happen.. don't give up oR keep saying "I Can't", that's a BIG tuRn off!! Keep tRying, and if needed, have him do it foR a couple seconds while you stay Right theRe and watch. It's honestly not a big of a deal oR hassle as it may sound.

*I seaRched online foR you if you feel you need moRe infoRmation. PeRhaps you might like to check this site out: http://sexuality.about.com/od/masturbation/ht/handjob.htm It goes into a tad bit moRe detail on HOW TO DO IT, I suppose."










QUESTION NUMBER 2:
"---TO GIVE A BLOWJOB... it's not haRd. Just don't think about it befoRe hand, because then you'll stRess youRself out. And don't pay TOO much thought to it WHILE DOING IT. Just kinda, go with the flow, if you can undeRstand that?


---AS FOR TIPS/TECHNIQUES... eh. Just take it in youR hand and kiss all the way down the side, and lick the undeRside - they have a majoR vain theRe and it's VERY SENSITIVE! That usually dRives them wild. Then suck on the head a bit.. bRing it in youR mouth until the head is entiRely in.. then bring it out and lick the outside a bit. And usually guys like if you play with theiR balls; but not all do, so staRt to gentle massage and fondle them, and then ask if he likes that... Eventually you'll staRt bRinging him all the way in youR mouth as much as possible, and all the way out -- it's not as complicated as it sounds.


---SPIT OR SWALLOW... honestly.. they like when you swallow. It makes them feel masculine and in contRol.. like.. "oooh.. this bitch is all oveR me", kinda thing, you see? As faR as taste goes.. it honestly DOES depend on the peRson; so I can't say much theRe. Sometimes it'll be okay... sometimes soo yummie, and otheR times so nasty it'll make you wanna fRicken puke [in my peRsonal expeRience, that is] EveRy guy I have EVER known likes when they swallow, so tRy that, definitely. And if you don't like swallowing.. you don't have to do it again, just make shoRe you get the entiRe fiRst load down. Any guy who is even a QUARTER of a human being won't be upset with you if you don't swallow. If someone gets mad oveR that, they obviously hold NOOOO Respect foR you, and this is a sign you need to DITCH THEM IMMEDIATELY!! And noooooooo.... it does not make you sick. And nooooooooo you can not get pRegnant. And theRe isn't Really a bad side of swallowing. And if you weRe to spit... just spit it out. Plain and simple. Don't make a hawking noise.. that's uncalled foR. I guess it's easieR to just lightly "spit" it out of youR mouth only faR enough to Run down youR chin.


---ANOTHER NOTE... when peRfoRming oRal sex.. STD's aRe DEFINITELY POSSIBLE!! Many times people aRe wise about this and use condoms. These condoms aRe the same as that of condoms you would use duRing sexual inteRcouRse. Condoms nowadays come in many diffeRent coloRs, textuRes, flavoRs and even glow in the daRk. You could have fun with it!! And that could also take caRe of youR spit oR swallow dilemma. I'm NOT tRying to scaRe you, I just think it's impoRtant you know the possible consquences of youR actions. I've included a link all about STD's and theiR pRevention. Please take a look at this and think haRd on whetheR pRotection is something you choose to use oR not.... http://www.epigee.org/health/stds.html"









QUESTION NUMBER 3:
I don't tRuly know.. I've neveR done that.. If you'd like to know.. go ask "ULTRATUNAMAN", oR look it up online at:
http://www.sexinfo101.com/pw_cunnilingus.shtml









QUESTION NUMBER 4:
To TELL someone??? PERSONALLY.. I just gRab theiR cock, and ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But just be all touchy feely, and eventually it always leads to it.






QUESTION NUMBER 5:
To fingeR someone.. inseRt one fingeR, and move it GENTLY in and out, while Rubbing youR thumb of that SAME fingeR oveR the clitoRis. It's not haRd....









Hope this helps????

♥[?]♥ were can you buy sex toys??
At a sex shop... wheRe you have to be oveR 18. They jump youR ass foR youR ID upon entRance..

♥[?]♥ Ok, well Im 13 female and I haven't gotten my period. But I've been discharging ALOT lately, its Kinda gross. When I wake up There will be so much discharge down there, and like if im climbin over the couch or somethin and it accidently hits "down there" I'll start discharging like crazy. Whats goin on and how long will it last?
Yeah, it doesn't take a genius to figuRe out you will get youR cycle soon. :) In the mean time, can you weaR pantylineRs??

♥[?]♥ does anyone know who asked me the greeday question can you tell me your username
thanx lots of love I rate 5's if you tell me the truth
FiRst of all... WHAT THE HELL KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS????

Secondly... WHO ARE YOU???


ThiRdly... HOW THE HELL WOULD WE KNOW??? Level 2 Mod's can look those things up.. but oveR a GReenday question... PSH.. GOODLUCK BEGGING!!



hope I helped!!!
*SMOOCH*

♥[?]♥ me and mi friends r rly bored and we have nothin 2 do and were broke do u have ne ideas on wat we could do??

signed rly bored
TheRe's actually LOTS to do when you REALLY think about it:

--- Play caRds.
--- LaseRquest.
--- Paintballing.
--- PaRk.
--- FaiR.
--- Bowling.
--- Ice Skating.
--- RolleR Rink.
--- Go-KaRting.
--- Fashion Shows.
--- MakeoveRs.
--- Mini-Golf - oR even just the dRiving Range.
--- Cinemas.
--- RENT movies.
--- OR how about getting a cameRa and MAKING a little movie.
--- Take pictuRes.
--- Have posed photoshoots.
--- Beach.
--- LibRaRy.
--- Paint.
--- Cook.
--- Nintendo.
--- Lift weights togetheR.
--- Hit the mall, and go into depaRtment stoRes, and just tRy on all the dResses!
--- Go swimming.
--- DRaw.
--- WRite thRee paRt stoRies!! Like.. each one of you sit down with a pencil and piece of papeR and each wRite the beginning of a stoRy foR like 5 minutes... then tRade papeRs.. so eveRyone has a chance to add on to the otheRs, ya know??
--- Do KaRaoke.
--- Tell jokes.
--- http://www.videogameflash.com/keatonworld/strawberry.html
--- http://www.ebaumsworld.com/
--- http://www.facebattle.com
--- http://www.joescartoon.com
--- http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html
--- http://yourmomgoestocollege.com/
--- http://launch.yahoo.com
--- Play boaRd/caRd games.
--- GRab some walkie talkies, and Run aRound pRetending to be Dectectives!!! If you don't have walkie talkies... use coRdless telephones!! Me and my bRotheRs [16, 18, 26] do this all the time!! hahahaha!!!


Just be cReative and open minded!! Hope this helps!! :D

♥[?]♥ i was wondering how you make layouts for xanga i want to make my own layout site but i don't know how what are the steps or process of making a xanga layout site.

and for the people who don't know what a xanga site is it's where you can create your own site for free or you could get premium.

iight i will rate 5's for reasonable answers
You can go to a layout site on Xanga, the pRemade ones, ya know??? Then copy one. Then go thRough and edit and change it COMPLETELY to foRm youR own. And it isn't like you'Re stealing it, oR.. as 'jocking'.. as the 'cool' kids say... because all you'Re doing is using a basic layout foRm.. that eveRyone must have to make one, you see??
I'm good with making layouts, so feel fRee to come to me if you need any fuRtheR assistance!! :D


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