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I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.


I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

advice

i was watching the movie 2fast 2furious last night and some guy said when are you going to pop my clutch (he was talking to a girl, not about a car) what dose that mean?

He was asking when they were going to have sex.

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I can't find the lyrics to "Through the Back of a Witness" by Lower Definiton.

Can someone help me out??????

Thanksss

I found them on MySpace & PureVolume. You can find their lyrics on BOTH sites.


www.myspace.com/lowerdefinition
www.purevolume.com/lowerdefinition


I found their lyrics on a few different sites, but none of the sites had the song you were looking for. Chances are that they didn't post lyrics to that song yet so you should wait a little longer & in the meantime, keep checking.


When I wanna learn lyrics & none of the sites I use have it, I keep the song on repeat until I can actually find it. For now, just check their MySpace page & see if they've got the lyrics posted.


Good luck.

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what does it mean if you are going to go burn a bowl? [ its something with drugs right?]

It's a term used for smoking weed. You get your bong/bowl & put the weed inside, then light it & smoke.

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i need extreme help my friend and me r in a fight and she keeps telling rumors about me that are not true and my friends are all agenst me exept my friend kaylea and i dont know wat to do because when i ask her to stop she usually says shut up ya lil cunt.

If she's that immature that she'd spread false rumors about you behind your back while you're fighting, then you obviously shouldn't want to be her friend.


Don't ask her to stop because she won't. Just ignore her by being the bigger person. Don't stoop down to her level & get her back by doing anything, just ignore her.

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myspace? dude, add me! we can talk on there! haha. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=159140254

like, i know i'd rather have curran than my boyfriend. which sucks, but it's the truth. but maybe i should start getting to know my boyfriend better, and that should take up time for curran to make up his mind. but i don't konw when i'm going to be able to see my boyfriend again because first off, my parents hate him, and second, i'm SO grounded at the moment.

our relationship isn't really based on a lie, because i do like him. i'm just really confused right now. it would be so much easier if i knew what curran wanted.

i think i will talk to curran. i'm nervous of how he feels though and i really don't want to annoy him about this. after all, this happened only two nights ago. i'm gunna text him and ask him if he's ignoring me now because of this. if he doesn't respond to that by tomorrow, i'll call him.

thanks again!
-melanie :]

Bahahaha, the opening made me laugh.


Yeah, definitely start talking to your boyfriend more & see what happens with it. In the mean time, that should give Curran a chance to make up his mind.


When you can hang out with your boyfriend, please do so! See what happens with him & the situation & if you feel like you're loving your boyfriend, then stay with him.


And I'm definitely going to add you. Good luck!

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Okay, I am in love with Hollywood Undead and think that they seems hott with their masks but was wondering if anyone knew where I can see their actual faces?

There might be some pictures of them without their masks on Google, but I'm not 100% sure.

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first off, thanks for helping me out. it feels really good to be able to talk about this.

curran (the boy i hooked up with) said that he hated his girlfriend after she cheated on him. but now that they're back together, which happened about two weeks ago, he says he loves her now.

i really don't think that i can tell my boyfriend about this...not unless i'm going to break up with him. and i don't really know what to say to curran about this. i've tried texting him today but he hasn't written anything back. and i don't know if he's ignoring me because he doesn't know what to do or something like that. the way that i feel is that i want curran. i know i want him. but it all depends on wether or not he's willing to break up with his girlfriend to give us a chance. i think he meant that he likes me though. the way that he held me all night, i could just tell, you know?

but i really think that i do have more feelings towards curran. the boy that i'm going out with now i thought i was in love with two years ago. he fucked things up. i didn't like him for the longest time and then randomly, about a month ago i asked him out. just out of the blue. we've been having fun together and everything's been great.

and i've only liked curran for two months, but that's only because i've only known him for two months. but that doesn't mean i know my boyfriend better than curran because i've known him longer. i honestly don't really KNOW my boyfriend. we've been friends forever but it's not like we get in deep conversations about stuff. and i know i like curran, we've been hanging out alot lately. so it's not like if we went out then i would find out i don't really like him after i get to know the real him.

while we were hooking up i was like you have a girlfriend..and i have a boyfriend. he was like gshlkf i know...we're so going to hell for this. lol. so yeah, he knew it was wrong. and i knew it was wrong. but we kept going anyway.

i don't know if curran's willing to break up with his girlfriend. but i really like him and i want to be with him. i just don't know how to go for it.

thanks, melanie :]

Sorry it took me so long to answer. I was caught up in MySpace & all the nonsense it can bring. But now, to your question.


Alright, so you KNOW that you want Curran, but you're not so sure about your boyfriend? The solution? Simple. Talk to these boys! You said you don't know a lot about your boyfriend even after knowing him for 2 years, so you should probably start talking to him more & getting to know him before you make any rash decisions.


If you decide not to get to know your boyfriend more, then you need to break up with him. Not only did you cheat on him with Curran, but you barely like him & have no idea why you asked him out. Basically, your whole relationship is based on a lie & it's not fair to him for you to keep things going. I know you don't plan on telling your boyfriend what happened, but don't you think you should? I'm pretty sure that if you got cheated on, you'd feel like you were owed [sp? or did I make that up?] a confession. So, you should confess to your boyfriend, apologize & come to a conclusion & agreement that being friends would be a good thing for the both of you.


However, once you tell your boyfriend, EXPECT him to possibly HATE you. Hate is a strong word, but it could just possibly describe how he's going to feel.


All in all though, if you like Curran, talk to him about this. Talk to him about what happened, discuss the situation at hand about you guys dating, see what he's willing to do, & then possibly break up with your significant others [which you both should since you both cheated]. And if Curran's not answering his text messages, call him. Don't wait for a response because he may not respond. If he doesn't pick up the phone, leave a voicemail & label it as urgent so he'll read it. If that doesn't work, message him on MySpace or Facebook & see what happens. So talk to Curran, confess to your boyfriend/break up, & see what happens with this other boy.


If you need anymore help, I'm glad to do so. Just leave another inbox or IM me. =) Good luck with everything Melanie!

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How do you actually know when your cherry is popped? How can you tell??

You'll bleed.

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i have a group of friends we're like 16,17 years old.
some boys, some girls.
we're going to go away on vacation.
where?
anywhere in the u.s thats cute and fun.
i thought of disney and hershey, but i kinda want a place that like 4 to a room can stay, even more. we dont care.

where can we go?
i thought of seaside n.j, but we need things to do.
any ideas?

Amusement parks are amazingly fun, and I've only been to one of these:

- Hershey Park [I went there, it was SO fun].
- Cedar Point.
- Disneyworld/land.


If you don't want to go to an amusement park, you can go somewhere that a concert is being held. Something you can all agree on. I personally think that going to Miami or Hollywood/LA would be a fun trip. If you can't go there, try Vegas or NYC.


You'll have a lot of fun there because those places are NEVER boring and they NEVER sleep. Have fun on vacation wherever you decide to go! =)

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i recently cutmy hair extremely short, not by choiuce but by force from my mother.. i was wondering if there was anyway to someone getmyhair togrow faster, i absolutly hate how i look with short short hair, and extensions are not anoppion because well basically i think its a waiste of money... so are there are products i can use, or special foods i can eat to helpmy hair grow faster???

Holy hell! I'm in the same boat as you. I got my hair cut about a week & a half ago & it's super short! Most of it's short, and some parts are long and it doesn't look good unless I wear it up.


I'm actually getting extensions sometime soon if my hair doesn't grow back before school. My mom told me that I can make my hair grow faster by washing my hair a lot, using tons of hairspray & buying thickening shampoo.


So, I've been doing that and I've actually been seeing improvements. Maybe ask your mom to buy you some of that & see how it works for you. Good luck, and I'm sorry about your hair.

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okay so like ive moved recently and i met this guy ((no names)) and i think that i like him, there is a problem, i am a sophomore and hes a senior...i mean hes not the hottest guy i noe but i like him bc he can make me laugh. and like hes not afraid to b himself. but i dont know if he lieks me back bc i never really talk to him, but when i do tlak to him he seems like he wants to talk to me back, so i supposed that he does. and i was just wondering like should i take the time to like talk to him and like get to know him, or like just forget it bc it wont work out?


please help!!!

Talk to him more & get to know him. Become his friend. Hang out as much as you can & just do whatever.


You like him, and you said he seems interested in talking with you, so you should already know that he likes your friendship. Continue with what you've got so far & up it a bit.


Like Jack said, why have to look back on life & wonder what would've happened when you can look back & smile on what DID happen. =) Good luck with this guy!

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I'm having a graduation party and I'm renting a 33 ft long slip n slide.

With that I also am renting a concession machine. I have a to choose ONE of them. So if you could help me narrow it down, and put your FIRST AND SECOND chose.

- Nachos and Chesse machine.
- Swirl Drink Machine ( slushi like )
- Snow Cone Maker
- Hot Dog steamer ( cooks hot dogs )

Please help me chose one between these.

Thannk you!

My choices:


- Hot Dog Steamer.
- Nacho Machine.


Personally, I'd go with the nacho machine. You can always cook hotdogs on the grill. Have fun with your party. =)


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what are other websites besides tinypic & photobucket?

www.picturetrail.com
www.imageshack.com

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i've had an on and off thing with this boy for two years. and we finally started dating less than a month ago. and then this other boy that i started to like less than two months ago hung out with me all night two nights ago. he has a girlfriend. they dated for six months then she cheated on him and he hated her. and about two weeks ago they started dating again. he says he loves her. but anyways, he was really drunk and i was pretty fucked up. me and my friends snuck him into my house one night so we could all watch a movie. the others fell asleep and then he came onto me. and ofcourse i went with it. he ended up sleeping over and we fell asleep in eachother's arms. i told him i really liked him and he said he liked me too. and i meant what i said. i REALLY like him. i don't know what to do...

You have a ton of things to think about here. The fact that you're dating someone & that you like someone else. Someone that just doesn't happen to be him.


I think your answer is obvious. Do you stay with the boy you're dating, or do you go for the boy you like? Well, the boy you like has a girlfriend that he apparently hates yet says that he loves. And you're dating someone.


I personally think you need to stay with your boyfriend. You've been on&off for 2 years & you're finally official. Why break it off for some guy who doesn't know how he feels about his girlfriend...or you? Yeah, he may have SAID he liked you, but sweetie, he was TRASHED. The things you say when you're trashed & the things you say when you're sober are completely different & you should realize that.


You need to sit down & have a talk with these guys about where things are going & you need to base your decision off of how you feel & what happens. If you do see that this guy was trashed & would probably say anything, then stay with your boyfriend. You need to make the right choice, and I can't tell you what to do, but I can at least guide you. If you'd like more help about this, you can inbox me, or leave me your sn in the feedback & I'll help through AIM. =)

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okay so i'm not going to deny that i have really small boobs for my age. im 16 and im a 32A but i wear push up bras and im fine with that and whatever.

the problem is, when there's nothing there, a pushup bra gives you NO cleavage whatsoever. my sister, however, doesn't even need a push up bra and she has pretty good cleavage.

how can i stop this jealousy? its my YOUNGER sister and its really weird going to the beach. i mean shes already taller than me, now she has bigger boobs than me?

Boob size is mostly in genetics. I have the biggest boobs out of everyone in my family. They've all got B's. Some got lucky & have C's. I'm almost a D, if I'm not one already.


You can't do anything to make your boobs bigger except to wait it out & keep wearing a pushup bra. Your boobs will eventually get bigger since you've still got some time to grow. I wouldn't worry too much about your younger sister having huge boobs. Everyone's different.


And hey, at least guys won't be using you for your tits!

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Hey, my identical twin and I are 14 and we are looking for a modeling job, we live in the Dallas, Tx area... we are used to being in front of a camera and are very determined. Also...we have dirty blond hair, hazel green/brown eyes, and we are average hight. Thanks!

So check your phone book & find a modeling agency.

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I'm trying to figure out if Ozzfest concerts are similar to Jimmy Buffett concerts at the Tweeter Center.

Will the concert goers be able to party, B-B-Q, drink, etc. in the parking lot before the show ?

It's a possibility.

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I'm not sure if this is the right category. but yeah. I am 16 and i got my work permit and i already have a job for the summer, but i wanna keep the job till winter, but i want another job too. Because i only work every 2 weeks and its only for 3 days and its only till 2-7 & 12-5. so my question is, can i get another job and have 2 and i am in CA?

You can have as many jobs as you want as long as they don't interfere with each other.

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i'm 5'2 and 106 pounds, i know you might say this is normal for my height but i don't like my body at all. what are some excercises that i can do?

Do crunches.

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any site online where i can watch alpha dog for free? and please please make sure the link you give me actually works thanks

www.youtube.com

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