It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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me and my girlfriend were doing stuff and she gave me a blow job and swallowed most of it but there was some left on the tip of my penis so when i put it back in my pants could it have got on my hand and when i fingered her got her pregnant.
btw there was like a 2 to 3 minutes inbetween me putting it in my pants and then me fingering her (link)
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It doesn't sound very likely at all to me. Just make sure you wash your hands next time. Oh, and obviously use protection when you have sex.
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what should i get my dad for christmas? he loves soccer, is a buissness man, and likes comedy (link)
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A couple movies
Tickets to a soccer game
New briefcase
A soccer jersey of his fav. team/player
That's all I got.
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how do you give someone a handjob (link)
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To add to thelaura's answer, you can always check
www.urbandictionary.com
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i just wrote you that previous one about the guy i like. he goes to school like an hour away, constantly flirting, dont know if there are any other girls he talks to like that =\, no previous break-up or anything. i just am having some trouble getting the courage to say it to him(which btw, u really helped me on what to say, thanks soo much!) (link)
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Aww, no problem. :D I'm always here to help. I can't exactly say it for you [actually I can, because I've done that before for friends.. but thats besides the point.] and only you will know exactly when you're ready to tell him. He sounds like a pretty alright guy, so just take your chances, you know? And just think of it this way, these days you can block him on AIM, you have caller id on your phone, and he lives far enough away that you can ignore his existance-- if anything goes sour. Lol, just kidding. :]
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theres this guy i really like but hes a few years older. we talk every night for a good 2 or more hours online but he is at college and i dont see him too often. i want to tell him how i feel but im not sure how to word it or anything. please help! f/16 (link)
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Honesty is always key. How far away is he? An hour or two.. or eighteen? That makes a difference. It's always hard to tell someone you like your feelings, but you just have to take a deep breath and do it.
Do you two flirt alot? If so.. does he do it with any other girls you know of.. or just you? How did you two meet? Through a mutual friend or a sibling? Are you sure that there is nothing going on between him and anyone else? Has he recently broken up with anyone, or mentioned being lonely? (You never want to be the rebound girl.)
Try starting with a, "Hey, soandso.. we need to talk." If he's like most guys I know, this is his que to either try cracking some kind of lame joke or he'll flat out go, "What's up?" Take a deep breath, and kind of back him into it.
"There's something I want to tell you, I'm not sure how you're going to react.. I want you to promise me that whatever happens after tonight that we'll remain friends." ---something like that. You'll get him really curious, and you probably won't be able to stop yourself from telling him now. "I've liked you for a while.. but didn't know how to say it... I didn't know if it would matter." Something like that.
Hope that helps a bit. You'll have to be sure to tell me how it all works out for you, too. Good luck!
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Is there any dating websites for teens? im 17 and would like to use one but its mostly places that need 18 year olds, or is just people who want older guys. Know any places to find and meet girls, not just for sex (although that would be nice lol) but for relationships, because i usually pick up girls pretty easily but haven't found the right one or been able to make it last. So some help would be much appreciated.
btw im 17/m/essex (UK)
thanks (link)
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I know this is like, a million years late.. But you could always add random girls on myspace that live near you and start talking to them? Like, it doesn't SOUND like a good idea, but it isn't that awful, honest. :]
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Hello everyone. My boyfriend is out of town working right now, and I was going to bake something with him when he gets back. He comes back on Friday or Saturday. I'm wanting to know if any of you have ever made anything with someone, and what it was. Or if you know of any really good websites, that'd be great! I'm wanting to make some type of dessert, but I'm not sure what yet. I was going to look right now for some websites, and look at random foods. I'm wanting something that doesn't take too long to make, and something that you don't need tons of ingredients for. I don't wanna have to spend tons of money, but I really want something good to try. I'm sick of the same old desserts. So if any of you know any specific desserts you've made before, I'd really love to hear about it, and the ingredients that are needed/how much. Or any websites. Thank you so much to anyone who answers this. Take your time, I'm in no rush. I plan on going to the store one of these days. (link)
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http://allrecipes.com/
Just that easy.
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i'm fourteen, female.
so i hooked up with my best friend who i had liked for a good five months last weekend. and he made the first move and it was a lovely experience. but now it's realllly awkward when we talk and he told me he already likes this other girl and asked me for advice on how to get her.
i don't even need a relationship with him, i just miss him physically. i'm hanging out with him and his best friend and my best friend [the two best friends are semidating, so they'll be hooking up] and i want to hook up with him then...any ideas on how to make him make a move? and to get him to realize i don't want a boyfriend, but that i just want to hookup?
and any real-life tips to make him want to kiss me again? and again and again(: (link)
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You could always flat out tell him? "I know we're just friends.. but you're just fun to kiss. :)" Everyone says honesty is the best policy.. And it's worked for me before. :]
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whats the abriviation 'BTW' mean???? (link)
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By the way. Next time, you can search www.urbandictionary.com for simple stuff like that. :]
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How do you break up with a guy without hurting his feelings? But without telling him the truth, he is bigger and i'm not physically attracted to that? We were friends before we started dating and i want to go back to being friends? Thanks!
16/f (link)
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You can't break up with him without hurting his feelings. What do you mean "he is bigger"? Like, weight wise or something? You should never break up with someone because of anything physical.
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okay. this is weird so ya =) haha anyways, me and this boy have been on and off since the first week of 7th grade and now we are in 10th grade. we were about to go out again but then he was saying he just wanted to do stuff and if i didn't do anything with him then we couldn't go out so i was like okay bye. but now he has a girlfriend. and he was telling me he liked me and he doesn't care for his girlfriend at all and he is using her for sex. so i saved the conversations on AIM of that and then one day she im'd me calling me a bitch and stuff and i told her how he doesn't really like her and showed her the conversation and she still didn't believe me. and in gym class we are doing dancing right now and we told eachother we would be eachother's partner. so we were dancing and like kept touching me everywhere and i was like stop you have a girlfriend and he waslike so she won't find out and i was like just admit it you don't love her he goes so what and then she im'd me again today saying hey bitch so i was like why are you so mean and she was like cause you're a liar i was like no you just chose not to believe me and she was like no i believe my boyfriend over you and i was like well you don't really know him she goes i know him better than u i was like right i've been with him since 7th grade she goes he has changed i was like for the worse now all he does is cheat on his girlfriends. which is true. and she told him i guess and he im'd me any started yelling at me and told me to never talk to him again and i shouldn't be telling her that. was i wrong to tell her??and what should id o!!?!!?!??!! (link)
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You should stay away from both of them. :] Girls are crazy, and she should've believed you over him, since you had proof, but that's her choice. They're in high school, it's not like they'll last anyway. Plus, she'll probably get what's coming to her. :] You're not the bad guy... err, girl.
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I notice in some people's answers they include the Google search bars. I was wondering if someone could tell me how to do this so that I can better answer my questions. (link)
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[ search] blahblah [/ search]
Take out the spaces.
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I just saw a video on youtube of some guy ranting about how we should "leave Britney alone," I'm pretty sure you know what I'm talking about (blonde guy). He was hysterical, crying, screaming...it looked like he was serious. But was he? Or was it some joke in order to get him noticed/famous on the internet? (link)
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I love Chris Crocker. :] And yeah, he's always serious.
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I wonder who farts more girls or boys. Is there any research? Whats your opinion? (link)
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I'd say that they do it equally, boys just tend to think it's funny, so they don't try to hide it.
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does anyone know if this hat is the "coffee" color or "chocolate" color becuase those are the two colors that they sell for this hat and they no longer sell it at pacsun but they sell it at other locations but im not sure if the one they had in this picture which one it was. can someone help me out.
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Coffee color, definitely.
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Ok, so I've been dared to kiss a celebrity's cheek in a photo next week. They're doing launches across the country and the one I'm going to is next week.
Now, the guy I'm being dared to is the craziest one of the bunch, and a lot of people have asked him for the same thing and he has said yes to them all, he's actually never said no to someone. So trying to get him to do it isn't a problem, what should I say? (link)
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Definitely, "Hey, blahblah, can I kiss you?" or "Can I kiss your cheek?" :] Lol, now you've got me curious to who you're kissing.
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What does god want from me? I am 13 and been a christian for 7 years but last month I realized that I need to have a better relationship with god all help is valued. I will take all advice and try to use it..
Allie (link)
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It sure did take you long enough to rate the question. Basically, you're retarded and probably going to end up going to hell anyway. You might as well enjoy life and screw God.
:]
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GIRL QUESTION!
I have a few questions about periods, I tried searching on google but I got links that showed me what and how a period is. Please help!
I've had my period for almost 2 years now and i'm still using pads.... is that normal?? I tried a tampon once and it hurt sooooooooo badly! So the next time, i wanted to try again but it hurt even more. is this normal?
another question is- is there anyway I can make less blood come out on say like the 2nd day of my period? (without medications...) If you're wondering, its cuz I play a sport and we have a 4 hour practice on saturdays and tomorrow is supposed to be my biggest flow.
another one- when do you think i should be starting to use tampons? Like what is the normal age that teens start using tampons and how can I make it hurt less the next time. Oh and how can I be relaxed before i do it, I know that it hurts less if you relax, but everything I try, my heart is pumping fast and I get all sweaty. I don't know why though.
another one- is there any non-medication things to make cramps hurt less?
thank you very much. I'm 15/f by the way and I got my period in February, 2005. And another thing, Please don't tell me to talk to my mom about this because she passed away and all of my female relatives live in different countries and its hard for me to contact them. I have no sisters either so this is basically the only place I can come to for this sort of help. Thanks again! (link)
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1st question- you can use pads for as long as you want. It's just a preferance thing. If it hurts so badly when you try to put a tampon in you can always try a smaller size.
2nd question- No, you can't control your bloodflow. :/
3rd question- Use tampons when you're ready to use them.
4th question- eat healthy and excersize, it actually helps. Tylenol's always my savior, but that may just be me.
:] Hope that helps.
EDIT::
You know when you're ready to use them.. well, when you don't get freaked out anymore. When you just relax, take a deep breath and do it. You can always check out http://www.tampax.com/howtouse.php that, too, if you have any questions about using one.
http://www.tampax.com/questionsanswers2.php?topic=5 that's the FAQ section of www.tampax.com, also.
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I'm 19 female. Do you still get that clear stuff in your underwear if you are pregnant? My stomache has been acting very weird lately. I do take birth control and my boyfriend who I live with generally uses a condom or pulls out, but like I said only generally. I'm just a little worried and good prego tests are expensive I think. (link)
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Pregnancy tests [they range in price, of course] are between $10 and $25 dollars.
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i was thinking about getting my tongue pierced but i was wondering if there was any riskes involved?? like infections or something that can make you lose your tongue..... adn when your kissing would it get in the way?!? (link)
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One word: Google.
http://wywy.essortment.com/tonguepiercing_rjsl.htm
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