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was the movie texas chainsaw massacre based on real events? because i've always wanted to know!!

from wikipedia:

The film, like the films Psycho, Deranged, and The Silence of the Lambs, was loosely inspired by Ed Gein. Gein did wear human skin, but he acted alone and did not use a chainsaw. Although the film's opening would have one believe that the events are factual, it is merely a scare tactic, called the false document technique, to frighten the audience. The movie was filmed from 15 July 1973 - 14 August 1973, while the opening narrative claims that the events took place on 18 August 1973, so it would be impossible for the film to be based on actual events which had not happened at the time of filming. Libraries in Burkburnett, Texas and nearby Wichita Falls regularly receive requests for copies of newspaper articles related to the false actual events.[5]

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what does it mean when a computer hibernates?

The computer saves all your settings and remembers what pages you have open and what's in those pages and then shuts off. When it is turned back on it re-displays all the windows you had open with all the text in it. So if you have internet explorer open to google and hibernate the computer, when you turn it on again internet explorer open to google will open up immediately.

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is there any way to see someone's myspace when they have it on private without trying to add them? i found this website but idk if it really works or its a virus: http://seeprivateprofiles.0moola.com/index.html thanks

Firefox is better than internet explorer and contains no viruses, but it will not allow you to see private profiles. Nothing short of hacking into their account will allow you to see their profile, it's impossible and you're bound to get a virus looking for a way.

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My big toe is broken. Plain and simple, it is definitely broken, please trust me. I haven't told my parents about this, because I am afraid to go to the doctor. It's been broken for about two weeks now. It feels like it hurts more and more everyday. Which might make sense, because since no one knows it's broken.. I am always the one having to go up and down the stairs for everyone and driving everyone everywhere. I never get to rest it. And it's disgustingly swollen. I just hide it like nothing is wrong, and no one would ever know. I just can't do it anymore. It hurts. So my question is, can anyone tell me what might happen if I go to the doctors? X-Ray? Height/weight? Think I might get a cast? Crutches? I am seriously very frightened. For the past two weeks I've felt like I'd rather live with this pain rather than face the music at the doctors. And another thing, is there any possibility the doctors might tell me it's best to leave it alone and stay off of it as much as possible? Could it "heal" on it's own? If I keep my mouth shut about it, will the pain eventually fade on it's own? What would be my consequences by not taking care of it in a proper medical fashion? Finally, I am over 18 years, and we don't have any sort of health insurance. How much would it presumably cost to take care of? Anything you can give me is more than I already have, so thank you so very much!!

They will very likely just tell you to stay off of it. If it's sticking out sideways really bad they might have to put it back into place. They might do x-rays. Bones heal on their own. It will permanently heal into the position it's in, though, and if the position is an odd one it could hurt for the rest of your life.

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I need this math software called "Maple 10". Not the maple story. I need it for school but I can't get it unless I purchase it. Does anyone know of anywhere where I can download it for free?

Thanks in advance

You can download it free using bittorrent, here's my guide:
http://www.advicenators.com/talkaboutmetopic.php?t=94&userboard_id=38985
Just search for "maple 10" in the bittorrent search engines(in my guide) and you'll get results. This is very likely illegal.

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Will this affect her health if a 12 year old drinks Slimfast? Thanks.

Slimfast is just a bunch of vitamins in milk. It doesn't contain any medicine of any kind. It's usually said that children shouldn't go on diets, so it might not be best, but it won't poison her or anything.

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oh god someone please help! I downloaded this font but it didn't officially download because my Winzip won't open because my trial is over and that it wasn't a True Type font.

I went to my Font folder to find it and delete it but it wasn't there (probably because it's a winzip file or something and not a True Type like every other fonts).

I searched for it and it found it but when I highlighted it and clicked delete it said Cannot delete file: Cannot read from the source file or disk.

So now I can't remove it and I can't find where my Winzip is saved to see if it's saved in there! And if there's junk on my computer that I dont' need ym computer's going to get busted! Sorry that it's long but please help me I'm realyl worried!

Having loose files will not ruin your computer, don't worry about it. If you really want to delete it, find the file you downloaded. Not the font inside it, the actual downloaded file. Just delete that and re-download it. If you get the "cannot delete file" error, then the file doesn't actually exist, it just looks like it. Next time you download it, use 7-zip, which is like winzip, but free:
http://www.7-zip.org/
download the first "msi" file. If you have any further problems take as many screenshots as you can(here's my screenshot guide: http://www.advicenators.com/talkaboutmetopic.php?t=96&userboard_id=38985)
of the problems and ask me a private question.

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how do you get back your start menu bar. i tried running explorer.exe but it didnt work. hellppp

If the ICONS on your desktop are NOT showing, then:
-press ctrl+alt+del
-go to the processes tab
-select explorer.exe(if explorer.exe is not in list, just skip this step)
-press end process, and then yes
-go to file>new task
-type in explorer.exe and then press ok
-the desktop and start menu should now show
If the ICONS on your desktop ARE showing, then:
-move your mouse to the very bottom of the screen
-hold down the left mouse button, and move the mouse up
If it still doesn't work contact your computer's manufacturer, http://protonic.com, or http://annoyances.org

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i need to have a topic for a bill about foreign affairs and i thought of immigration but some eles is already doing that topic. i need something moderate so that it can pass our school mock congress. Thanks

Some topics you might try are security, trade, diplomacy, middle east, and nuclear nonproliferation. A moderate bill will be one that is beneficial to the US but not bad for anyone else.

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My USB key has become write protected so I can’t save anything else to it or change what is on it. I can’t seem to figure how to take the write protection off. Anyone know?

Some have a write protect switch on it, make sure that's turned off. Other than that, the write protection is built right into the circuitry and it's almost impossible to take it off. Send me a private question with it's brand name and model and I might be able to help further.

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whenever i wanna see a video it says:
Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or
an old version of Macromedia's Flash Player.


and sometimes it shows videos and sometimes it shows that and i think my JavaScript is turned off.. how do i turn it back on?

go to tools>internet options>security tab>custom level button. Then scroll all the way to the bottom of the list, to scripting. Press the "enable" radio button for "active scripting", "allow paste operations via script" and "scripting of java applets". If that doesn't work then you need the latest version of adobe flash player, which can be downloaded here:
http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash

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why do we (girls) get tho. like what is the point of it?

If you mean "titty hard on", then it's purpose is to assist with breastfeeding. Actually that happens to guys too, just less frequently and it's not noticeable.

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how do i get icons onto the start bar thing at the bottom of my screen?
like this:
http://i13.tinypic.com/4bsr42h.jpg

after you've enabled quick launch, as described by soccergurlie1220, you can drag your applications down there to put them there. Here's a video I made showing you how to do it:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TNOG9YJ1
the file's very large for some reason, so only download it if you don't get it. Also, megaupload doesn't seem to be working properly, though I'm sure that'll be fixed very soon.

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i'm doing my science homework right now, and, as my subject says, it's about writing ionic formulas. i get it, but i got stuck in one of them. what element is cyanide? is it cesium?

Hydrogen cyanide(which you're probably talking about; cyanide is anything with -CN in it) is made of 3 elements: hydrogen bonded to carbon which is triple-bonded to nitrogen(H—C≡N). C=carbon, Cs=cæsium.

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does anybody know how to download photoshop on limewire? thanks ( :

use bittorrent instead, limewire is used more for music and the programs on it are of less quality. Here's my bittorrent guide:
http://www.advicenators.com/talkaboutmetopic.php?t=94&userboard_id=38985
Also, photoshop costs money, so be aware that by downloading it you are stealing it; you can download a free trial here:
https://www.adobe.com/cfusion/tdrc/index.cfm?loc=en%5Fus&product=photoshop

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hey um i have an advice column on here, and im trying to download sum pics to my profile. but when ever i try to upload a pic, it says that the pic cant b uploaded cause the size is greater than 15k, i have tried many times to crop the pic and make it smaller but it still wont let me upload it. how do i do it?

You should convert it to a format such as jpg or png, and resize it smaller. Irfanview can help you do these things:
http://www.irfanview.com/
if you have trouble, send the pic to me in an attachment(email on my column) and I will adjust it for you.

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does anyone know of any websites that show pictures or give a physical description of what an incubus spirit looks like.i tried to look already.

An incubus is the male version of a succubus. They take the form of an attractive male, sometimes with wings, horns, and other hellish features. The incubus will appear to you(possibly in a dream), you'll fall in love with him, and he'll drain your energy. The incubus is one of the paranormal creatures that I don't believe is real; but you can think what you want.

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How do I use my cellphone to use internet/check emails,and also to transfer picture to PC and vise versa.

While this is the kind of question I specialize in, you might have meant to ask everyone instead of just me; to do so click "get advice" in the upper left.

go here: http://tinyurl.com/334ff8 and click "feature demos" in the upper right(after it's done loading). Click "mobile browsing" for going on the internet. Click "e-mail" for checking email. Go to "phone demos" and then "connecting to pc" for transferring files to the PC.

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Um I forgot which site but one time on a marquee font it said the name of the music, PLAY, STOP, PAUSE and if you clicked it, it'll do what you clicked. Does anyone know the code for it? Because I like the face that I don't need a player to stick it on and that you can just pause it. And that if you play it on a player, people can steal your songs.

You can't play music without a player; the site probably had a very small quicktime player hidden somewhere on the page. You can see the page's source code by right clicking and clicking "show source". The myspace code will be similar to the code it shows you.

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how much does she weigh?

110lb

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