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I'm a logical, very conservative nice-guy. Ask me anything and I'll give you a true answer.

I'm good with family issues. I can help a lot when it comes to 'can I get pregnant or a disease doing this' type of problems.
I'm no professional, but whenever I read professional advice, I find myself reading what I would have told the questioner to do.

I'll be frank and I'll try my best to help you out. I've seen so many things in my life even at my age and I always try to give friends advice before I have to watch a bad outcome.
Those who take it are lucky. Kidding, kidding.


By the way, I've heard it all before. Incest, rape, balloon fetishes, car stuck in mud fetishes, theft, physical abuse, gun crimes, bondage, bird sodomization, furries, teddy bear pregnancy questions (more than once), you name it, I've heard it all (Watch The Aristocrats if you don't know what I mean).
Don't be embarrassed. Even if I don't approve of what you've done, I will give you my best advice.
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Oh yeah, another thing.
If you send me idiotic questions about my personal life, I'm going to ignore you.
EXAMPLE: Note that this yotch doesn't even know I'm a dude.

"My boyfriends eating me out now have you ever been ate out ore sucked dick"

Don't ask questions like the one above

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hey i'm a guy, and one of my friends got pregnant. the whole school found out and eventually her parents did too. right now shes feeling terrible and her parents flipped out on her. i heard her talking to some of her friends and said she was considering getting an abortion. i asked her about it and she said shes worried and afraid its a bad idea. what should i tell her about it? i mean i don't think she should get one, but how do i help her with what she wants to know? thanks

She should NOT get an abortion. The abortion agencies are TERRIBLE. Planned parenthood will pay for your abortion, but if you want to keep your baby, they won't give you any financial help, but will ask you over and over to abort.

Here's a link from someone who used to be an abortionist, talking about the evils of the agency.

Abortionists speak
http://www.abortionfacts.com/providers/providers.asp

http://www.abortionfacts.com/life_or_choice/unsure.asp For people who aren't sure


http://www.abortionfacts.com/PAS/PAS.asp Post abortion syndrome.

http://www.abortionfacts.com/planned_parenthood/planned_parenthood.asp Evils of planned parenthood.

http://www.abortionfacts.com/effects/effects.asp effects of abortion


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This boy that i love...yes for real...we went out about 4 times and the last time he broke up with me because he liked another girl.He doesn't like that same girl anymore but he likes another one. Anyways, we still talk a lot like we're very good friends. But he found out that I kinda liked one of his friends and ever since he found out all he says to me is about me liking his friend. It's getting annoying like we talked 3 times yesterday and all he said was " oohh you like *****.." "I saw you around **** sittin with him i saw you.." "i know you want *****" and i dont know why that's all he ever talks about now. I asked a couple of friends and they think he's just jealous. Do any of you guys know why he does this?? If you need any more information just write it in the answer and I'll tell you. THANKKK YOUU

He's jealous. You're correct. It's a natural thing. You're his ex and like his best friend. Just tell him to leave you alone about it.

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I know that this is really long and confusing, but I really need help, so please read this!!!!!

There is this group of 5 girls, and we're not a clique but we are really good friends; Girl 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. So I will be girl # 3. 1 has just announced to this guy that she likes him. She is veryyyyy shy, and I used to be her very best friend. 2 is now hanging around with all these guys, forming another group of just guys, constantly flirting with them, almost turning into a slut. SHe used to be #4's best friend. 1 and 2 are now revolving their entire lives around this one boy, who really isn't anything special, and are basically ignoring us. One of the guys they have recently befriended is a complete pervert; you can imagine how that makes me, 4 and 5 feel. 1 and 2 are now constantly going to the mall with these guys, but not only that, they aren't inviting me, 4 and 5. Last Friday, we were walking home, without 1, so we were sort of in rows talking; me with 2, and 4 and 5 together (sorry if this is a bit confusing). My house is the first one we stop at, and then 5. 4 recently told me that when me and 5 left, 2 didn't wait for 4 but just kept walking, about 100 ft ahead of her, without even looking back ignoring her. These two girls have been best friends since 6th grade, and this is the first time that this has happened since. Now she is basically ignoring all of us, and walking to school today she ditched us for someone younger than us (1 wasn't walking with us). Why are they so mad? Do they have reason to be so mad?

So far, I think the only reason that they are so mad at us is because we aren't really supportive of them constantly spending time with that one boy and ignoring us. Talking on IM, 1 didn't respond to me because she was talking on the phone to the boy. 2 asked me if she was talking to me, and I said, no, shes probably talking to that boy. She doesn't stop talking to him. Then 2 got really insulted and said, "so? What's wrong with that? I talk to Tom (another boy who is also very annoying and completely perverted) all the time and we're not even going out. Yes, me and 4 know that, and we don't really apporve. She is talking to him so much that she missed a cancellation we had to make, because she was on the phone and we couldn't reach her. 1 also spends all of her time talking to the other boy, at least 5 hours a day, on the phone

Should we talk to them? Or should we just give up on their friendship, as now their lives are completely revolting around these idiot, perverted boys?

I will really appreciate and rate any answers.

Give up the friendships and don't give them back. I've known people like this, they're bad, and they'll mix you up and make you sad over and over again.

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Dose anyone know what the odds are of getting pregant by the put out method? Cuz he didn't cum in me but i didn't know what the odds are of getting pregant by per-cum or whatever it's called. ~Thanks

Withdrawal, also knows as �coitus interruptus,� is the removal of the penis from a partner�s vagina before ejaculation, or coming. Withdrawal may be the most common method of birth control since it�s free and always an option for preventing contact between egg and sperm, reducing the possibility of an unintended pregnancy. While withdrawal has been criticized as a non-method, it is 73-96% effective for birth control, depending on the male partner�s self-knowledge and self-control. While 85% of heterosexual partners who use chance are likely to become pregnant in a year, only19% of partners who use withdrawal are. Withdrawal does not protect against sexually transmitted infections (STIs), including HIV/AIDS.

So, ODDS
1pregnancy in 20sex at best.
1pregnancy in 3 sex at worst (most likely).

It seemed you were wondering what it was called. The method you used was 'pulling out' and 'pre-cum' can cause pregnancy.

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hey anybody here go tanning? i mean i do.. i just want to kno how long it takes before you actually start looking tan. And can it fade? thanks LOTS

Tans fade. It takes about a week to notice a difference, and about 2 weeks to get a good one I guess.

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ok. i know this is like the third ocd post, but i have been mening to post this. what is ocd exactly? because i think i might have it.
-sometimes i make myself breathe a certain way, to like make a pettern
-i have to tap sonthing or touch it to make a noise pattern.

its mostly things like with patterns and stuff. and i cant stop it. Once, It all stopped for like 6 months, and i dont know if it was a oincedence, but in that period of time, i had stopped reading. then when i started to read books again it started up again. thanks for your time.
~Ank

Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) is a psychiatric disorder, specifically, an anxiety disorder. OCD is manifested in a variety of forms, but is most commonly characterized by a subject's obsessive drive to perform a particular task or set of tasks, compulsions commonly termed rituals.


Obsessions are thoughts and ideas that the sufferer cannot stop thinking about. Common OCD obsessions include fears of acquiring disease, getting hurt, or causing harm to someone. Obsessions are typically automatic, frequent, distressing, and difficult to control or put an end to by themselves. People with OCD who obsess over hurting themselves or others are actually less likely to do so than the average person.

Compulsions refer to actions that the person performs, usually repeatedly, in an attempt to make the obsession go away. For an OCD sufferer who obsesses about germs or contamination, for example, these compulsions often involve repeated cleansing or meticulous avoidance of trash and mess. Most of the time the actions become so regular that it is not a noticeable problem. Common compulsions include excessive washing and cleaning; checking; hoarding; repetitive actions such as touching, counting, arranging and ordering; and other ritualistic behaviors that the person feels will lessen the chances of provoking an obsession. Compulsions can be observable — washing, for instance — but they can also be mental rituals such as repeating words or phrases, or counting.

Most OCD sufferers are aware that such thoughts and behavior are not rational, but feel bound to comply with them to fend off fears of panic or dread. Because sufferers are consciously aware of this irrationality but feel helpless to push it away, OCD is often regarded as one of the most vexing and frustrating of the major anxiety disorders.

People who suffer from the separate and unrelated condition obsessive compulsive personality disorder are not aware of anything abnormal with them; they will readily explain why their actions are rational, and it is usually impossible to convince them otherwise. People who suffer with OCPD tend to derive pleasure from their obsessions or compulsions. Those with OCD do not derive pleasure but are ridden with anxiety. This is a significant difference between these disorders.

Equally frequently, these rationalisations do not apply to the overall behavior, but to each instance individually; for example, a person compulsively checking their front door may argue that the time taken and stress caused by one more check of the front door is considerably less than the time and stress associated with being robbed, and thus the check is the better option. In practice, after that check, the individual is still not sure, and it is still better in terms of time and stress to do one more check, and this reasoning can continue as long as necessary.

Not all OCD sufferers engage in compulsive behavior. Recent years have seen increased diagnoses of Pure Obsessional OCD, or "Pure O." This form of OCD is manifested entirely within the mind, and involves obsessive ruminations triggered by certain thoughts. These mental "snags" can be debilitating, often tying up a sufferer for hours at a time. As of 2004, headway continues to be made by specialists. It is believed by many that Pure O OCD is in fact more prevalent than other types of OCD, although it is likely the most underreported as it is not visibly apparent, and sufferers tend to suffer in silence. In Pure O, the sufferer tries to "disprove" the anxious thoughts through logic and reasoning, yet in doing so becomes further entrapped by the obsessions. Pure O OCD is thought to be the most difficult form of OCD to treat.

OCD is different from behaviors such as gambling addiction and overeating. People with these disorders typically experience at least some pleasure from their activity; OCD sufferers do not actively want to perform their compulsive tasks, and experience no tangible pleasure in doing so.

I have it.

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Recently, I have been having difficulty in concentrating, making decisions, and being confident in myself. Could this be signs of the dysthymic disorder? If so, how can I be able to treat it myself?

Don't think so. Attention doesn't seem to be a factor.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysthymic

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I just read something that someone else posted that made me wonder if i had an ocd as well.

When it comes to brushing my teeth they never feel clean, therefore i brush my teeth at least 5 times a day. Even if i hadnt eaten anything i brush them just because. Am i a freak or is this an ocd?

p.s even though im brushing them constantly they're still a little yellow its nasty. ive tried teeth whitening products but they dont seem to work. should i get the professionally whitened? if so how much do they cost?

sorry its long :[
But i rate 5's :]

I have about every OCD symptom under the sun. I'm medicated actually, hah. What you have is normal. Everybody seems to have at least one compulsive quirk.
It's not OCD.

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I'M SO PISSED OFF AT HER!!! She ditched me this weekend, saying she was going to go to a party to get "messed up" and by her saying messed up I was thinking... drinking. You know, because she wouldn't ever smoke! Well today I went to her MySpace, and I saw pictures, so I was watching them, and I saw pictures of her and her little sister SMOKING WEED!! I WAS LIKE DUDE, WTF! She wouldn't have done that if she was with me! BUT NOOOOOO, she just HAD to go to that stupid fucking party! Another thing that makes me sooo mad is that she didn't even have the nerve to talk to me, and tell me that she was planning to go to the party, and she had all week! She didn't tell me until Friday night, when I had plans on going to her house. So she basically left me to go get high.

WHAT SHOULD I DO!
She's already dtole guys from me, and now shes smoking weed?!?

Please, Please, Please help me out!!!

-Thank you so much!-

Break away from her. I had a friend whome I thought would never smoke. He did, then he shared it with his seventh grade brother. It took me a while to really grasp it.
It will continue, and she'll hang out with her weed friends more than you, or completely

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I have a problem where i eat WAY TOO much! but i hate the way I feel afterwards and last spring I stopped eating completely and I loved the way I felt and looked but when i went to camp i just started eating again.... All I can ever think about is food! I'm not fat! (I was actually voted hottest younger sister by my older sister's guy friends!!!) But I'm just uncomfortable with the way I look. I'm on the shorter side with huge boobs that make me look thinner then i am but still... I want to feel thin! HELP ME!!!!

You need to talk to a professional. I have a friend who had this problem. She got down to 30lbs, sat up in bed in the hospital, and her heart stopped.
Not eating totally screws up your organs. Your body will literally start making your heart and other organs deteriorate.
The reason I said you should find someone to help you is not because you stopped eating, but because you obviously have a lower self image than you should.

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My brother's room is a fire hazard. Literally. There are papers spralled across the place and CDs everywhere. I can never find anything on his dresser and I've lost all hope to find any of my computer CDs.

The thing is today I went in there looking for something. Of course, I couldn't find it. He called to ask where my dad was, and while on the phone I asked where the CD I was looking for was. He didn't even know. How can I tell my brother he needs to clean up his room without letting him know I occasionally make stops in there? Also is there any way I can get him to let me make my stops in his room to try and find stuff?

I'm a mess. I wouldn't clean my room if a sibling told me to. I hardly to it when my parents say to, and then it just goes back to crap.
There's no way to get him to do it period.

Why in God's name do you go through his dresser? ;)

Just go in his room while he's in there and say, "It's ok, I'm just looking for my ____." As if it's no big deal and it would be inappropriate to make a big deal out of it.
That method also shuts people up.

You could also find his weed and blackmail him.

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Ohk i have a serious question.
And sorry its going to be kinda of long but i would really appreciate if you guys took the time to read this.

i Just watched True life the one about obessive Compulsive disorder. Well alot of the Things those People were doing kinda reminded myself of me. Like not what they would do like count and retouch things because it didnt feel right but heres some things i do.

Thourgh Out the day i make sure all the doors are locked all of them- i dont know why it just bothers me

-Before i go to bed i make sure the doors are locked and the closet on the first floor. When i go in my bedroom i check my closet and make sure my window is locked. Like two days ago i had to make sure my door was locked because i heard something out in the kitchen.

Im afraid of someone coming into my house and taking me. I watch alot of law and order and Csi.
But i dont think that would have any thing to do with it.

-im terrified of needles. When i go to get blood drawn or shots. I start to cry.
-When i see needles on the tv i have to cover my eyes or look the other way. My mom is diabetic and she has to use insulin with the needles i looking at her while she does it.

When i was little i had this dream of me and my friend getting kidnapped by a doctor and he shoved needles in us and i died.

-i Cant throw-up if i do by getting sick or something i won't eat nothing for like the next three days.
-At school with my lockers ill lock them and then check 5-6 times to make sure theres no way anyone can open the locker - I have had my purse stolen from me and my locker broke into before like 3 years ago.
-At work I have to sign off the register everytime i walk away form it. I constantly walk to make sure im off.

I dont really know if this could be ocd. or its just being a strange person. Im 17/f

I have OCD. I've had pretty much every symptome there is.
The door locks, signing off, and locker locks all sound obsessive, but most people have 1 or two things abou them like that.
Unless it's taking up more than 4 hours of your day, there's no need to medicate. Or, if it's causing you a lot of stress, you might want to medicate.
I take Paxil and Effexor.

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do they only play slow songs a sem-formals??

Nope!

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what are some web sites i can go to for puberty...i know puberty101.com but what are some others?

I don't know if you're a dude or girl, so I'll list.
By the way, puberty sucks... and rocks.

www.kotex.com/na/talk/teen/
www.aap.org/family/puberty.htm
http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:mJsMr6IzZVUJ:www.aap.org/pubserv/patedcd/demo/pdffiles/papers/HE020802.pdf+PUBERTY+INFORMATION&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=3
http://teenadvice.about.com/od/puberty/
http://www.medem.com/MedLB/article_detaillb.cfm?article_ID=ZZZW0Z7NH4C&sub_cat=15 boys
http://www.medem.com/MedLB/article_detaillb.cfm?article_ID=ZZZ8U8BNH4C&sub_cat=15 girls
http://www.childdevelopmentinfo.com/development/puberty.htm
www.teenpuberty.com

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I have been with my boyfriend for 5 months. I like him alot and want to spend time with him. He on the other hand likes to spend alot of time alone. I wouldn't see for a week or longer and I was starting to get really sad. I asked him about it and he said that while he loves me, he just needs time to himself. I told him that I needed to spend time with him and go out and stuff and he agrred to see me more often.

I want to feel connected to him, but he wants to go home everytime I start to feel happy and start to feel connected to him. He won't spend the night. I know he is NOT cheating and he only works part time. All of his friends say that he has always been like this. I am afraid that there I will get to a point where I want more than he is willing to give me. He is great to me otherwise and we have a wonderful time whenever we are together. I know we haven't been together that long, I just am not sure what to do.

Some people just need space. It sounds like you don't, so maybe you should arrange to just be friends.

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OK, I'm starting swimming lessons in about two or so months and well...I have a HUGE ass. I'm talking massive. I know there's not much I can really do about that because none of the rest of me is fat so I'm guessing it's just the way I am. But I'm really self-conscious about it as I have super skinny legs and then this huge ass!! Sso has anyone got any good excersizes or tips for toning it up and improving my self-confidence?

Take a poop.


Then liposuction. You probably aren't allowed to do that though, so just remember, lots of guys like buts. It's becomming the new 'breast.'

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where can i get power point ?

You're going to love this

www.openoffice.org
It has everything as microsoft office, and it's FREE! (Popular Science magazine had it, so it's legit).

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i need help...ok im going though puberty i know because i have some pubic hair and i have semen but on my penis i have like a seed...or looks like a seed in my penis...under the skin and i have had in for like i tihnk my whole life is it normal or do i have something wrong...?...i have gone to the doctor when he make sure everything is ok and he didnt say anything but i dnno....i masterbat 1-2 if that has anything to do with it
PLEASE HELP!

Unless you're talking about the circumcision scar, you should get that checked out.

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okay ima girl & i have 'pain' in the lower area. i'm not sexually active er anything. its kinda weird, like it almost feels like a cut er irritation & i'm not exactly sure what it is. i don't think its major as in going to the gyno. does anyone have any ideas what it is & if i should be worried about it er not??

Here's a short list with sex-related problems erased.

Irritation, such as from soap or other products, or from rubbing on clothing
Skin conditions, such as eczema or psoriasis, which can also occur on the vulva
Pre-cancerous conditions, vulvar cancer, and other vulvar skin disorders
Trauma or surgical scars; injury to the nerves supplying the area
Muscle tension in the surrounding muscles
Anxiety and fear

One of the most common causes of irritation is frequent washing of the area with soap.
WARNING there's a nice, big, vulva shot when you click the link, so don't embarrass yourself if someone's near by.
http://www.sexwithoutpain.com/vulvar_problems.htm
http://www.caringmedical.com/conditions/Vaginal_Pain.htm

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does anyone know were I can get a free web page? like i can totaly design it and every thing. but dont say maxpages, i tried it, and its not very good, ill rate! =D

50megs.com

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