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OKay I just got my first kiss on the lips! Should I kiss him back everyday? I mean I love him, but is it right since its only our 1st? (link)
Don't rush it. You don't want to have a 100% physical relationship where all you do is make out (and more) but never talk. If you don't stop the spit-swappin' for at least a little while to chat with him, how're you going to know how he really is doing? What's on his mind? What problems he's having? I have nothing against kissing - if you love 'em, go for it. But you need to talk with him a little more than you kiss him. ;)
-FunnyCide


can anyone tell me some websites where you can play games?
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Some might be out of your interest level, but here goes.


- http://www.barbie.com/
- http://www.nick.com/
- http://www.disney.com/
- http://www.neopets.com/ [RPG .. sorta]
- http://www.runescape.com/ [RPG]
- http://www.miniclip.com/
- http://www.freearcade.com/
- http://www.horseland.com/ [SIM game about horses]
- http://www.arcadegamesonline.com/


I'm sure if you Google "online games" you'll get alot of good results.
-FunnyCide


My friend said that Orbit gum causes cancer is that true!? (link)
No. If Orbit gum caused cancer there would be a surgeon's general warning that said something like : "Chewing this gum may cause mouth cancer." If Orbit gum does not say that, it probably isn't true. See, if it's possible for something to cause a cancer or disease, the manufacturers are required to put a warning on it. That's why beer, wine, ciggerettes, cigars and smokeless tobacco ("dip") all have a surgeon's general warning on them.
-FunnyCide


okay im 16/f.
i was in 2 bad car accidents and my leg is paralyzed along with all the other bad injuries. my leg is just "dead" it impairs me. my doctor says i should have it amputated, but i don't know if i can make that descision. can you please help me? (link)
That's an extremely hard place to be put in. If the leg is simply going to 'rot' or 'wilt' away and look strange, I would definitely have it amputated. I know that has to be difficult. If it pains you in any way... have it amputated. See, if you get it amputated, you can get a prosthetic and perhaps learn to walk again?


I'm sorry you're in such a place. Talk to your parents and doctors, perhaps consult a guidence counselor or a pastor, as well as your friends.
God bless,
-FunnyCide


Does anyone know where I can buy scarves? Rate 5's. (link)
Try the following places [some places might not be near you, these are simply stores near me that carry them] :


- Claire's
- JC Penny's
- Macy's
- Old Navy
- Abercrombie
- Abercrombie & Fitch
- Hollister
- Banana Republic
- Aeropostale [is that how it's spelled?]
- American Eagle
- Tommy Hilfigure
- GAP
- The Thrift Store
- Target
- Wal*Mart


... etc. You should find a scarf you like at one of those stores. You could always try eBay...
-FunnyCide


do you think im a nerd b/c im on the middle school orchestra? be honest...i wont get mad if you say yes...im just curious (link)
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Orchestra = bands = cool.


My boyfriend is in the band... one of my closes friends is a band... band is cool. Way cool. Admittedly they're not in school band (they're in a church bands... but still). I think they're cool. I know alot of really wicked aweosme kids who are in band, it's not a "nerd" thing.
-FunnyCide


its a long story but my bf posted a question on here & i answered it & i found out it was his question, and it wasnt bad bad but it really upset me & ive been crying & i cant talk to him yet & i juss need help on what to do in the mean time, it should be an hr er so so if anyone can help me please i juss need something to do to keep my mind off of it.

thanks (link)
Well... maybe I could help a little more if I knew what the question that he asked was, or what it was about. Hmm?


If you'll put that into the "additional info" part, I'll add more to this answer. Or you could Inbox me.


Try to think about things that are the opposite of what the question was about. I'm sure he didn't mean to upset you by the question.
-FunnyCide


ok so here is the down load.. i've only been riding for about 5 years, my cousin darcy milne is a good rider well her trainer shelly karon olmpice rider says she could go and be a pro. but anyways i kinda feel like i wanna jump higher but i also want my own horse but i know that wont happens. (link)
Horses are awesome, hunter/jumpers rock my world. I'm fairly knowledgeable in that area... And I know how it is to want your own horse [and not be able to get one], and how it is to want to jump higher...


I wish I could help you, but you simply posted a statement. I'd love to talk with you more about horses and jumping, feel free to Inbox me. ;)
-FunnyCide


a girl in my grade named anne, whom i know (I am friendly with her, but not really friends) told a friend of mine (elle) about these pants, and then elle told me about them. i went to the store & i really like the pants. they are very distinct jeans with flowers all over them. i really want them, but anne has them already. would it be bad for me to get these jeans? anne isn't in any of my classes, and she's a nice girl, but i still don't know if it's okay (I AM NOT GOING TO ASK HER). i see her on occasion at the end of the day. these aren't just any pants, they are very cool with flowers down the leg & on the butt. do you think anne would get mad? do you think elle would be like "you bought those pants after i told you where they are from & anne already has them!" do you think anyone would be mad or do you think it's okay to buy the pants? THEY ARE SO COOL! (link)
I don't think she'd be mad. She sounds nice enough, and it shoudln't be offensive to her if you own the same pair of pants as her. I would take it as a compliment that someone would want to wear the same kind of pants as me. If she didn't want someone to see the pants, she wouldn't've told your friend. I think it's perfeclty okay to buy the pants. If you like them (which you obviously do), go for it!
-FunnyCide


Im 15 female
A lot of my friends like to drink and smoke pot. I don't like it. I had my fun with that already, I smoked pot when i was in 6th grade and stoped when i saw my brother get locked up for it. Yeah and i had my experience with alcohol i drank and i puked my guts up and now i wont ever drink again. well at least not til im old enough. But anyway my friends are always drink like on the weekends and they always ask me to go but i just go to my boyfriends house and hang out and what not. I always find my self thinking that im better than that and i don't want to ruin my life with that stuff.
Is this normal because i always thought that teenagers will like to drink and get in trouble and just do bad stuff just to make a laugh? Am i abnormal? (link)
You are absolutely not abnormal! I think it's much better that you would rather hang out with your boyfriend than go get drunk and high when you're way underage! I understand you've had your share of pot and booze, but I applaud you for turning away from it. My dad and I were talking about it last night... about how easy it is to die from drugs. Did you know that the first time you smoke crack, you have a 50% chance of having a heart attack and dying? The percent only gets larger as you continue to smoke. My dad has known several people get locked up and some who've died because they did drugs.


I don't like to get in trouble... because you can always make the choice, but you don't always get to choose the consequences. See, if you choose not to gou out and drink and get high on the weekends, you might lose a friend or two, and you might be made fun of, but you won't get busted for drinking or doing drugs, and you will be closer to your boyfriend, right? But if you choose to do drugs and get drunk on the weekend, your friends might love you, but you might lose your boyfriend, your life, or your freedom.


It's your choice. You are better than that. You don't need to ruin your life. :)
-FunnyCide


hey !! how can you make writing bold on advicenator ???

i rate !! (link)
Bold :


< B > YOUR TEXT HERE < / B >


Underline :


< U > YOUR TEXT HERE < / U >


Italics :


< I > YOUR TEXT HERE < / I >


Strikethrough :


< S > YOUR TEXT HERE < / S >


I know that was more than you asked for, but they all kinda go hand-in-hand. Be sure to delete all the spaces.
-FunnyCide


Well i am a grl and i like to wear boy clothes!!!
is that weird or normal? (link)
For some girls that would seem totally WEIRD!! But for me, wow. No question there. Wearing guy's clothes is something I do ... regurally. More than half my wardrobe is either boys clothes or could be worn by boys and girls (like a hoodie or Converses). I have more T-shirts that are boy's shirts than I have girl's shirts. I think it's totally normal to wear guy's clothes as a girl.


I babysit children in my church every Wednesday, and this past Wednesday (yesterday), I had on black, loose cargo pants, a black shirt with a blue shirt under it and a black jacket. No, I'm not gothic or whatever, black is just my comfort color. Anyway, one of the little girls I watch asked me if my pants were boy's pants. I told her that boys or girls could wear them. She then asked if my jacket was a boy's jacket. I told her that boys or girls could wear it. She asked if my shirts were boy's shirts. I told her that one of them was a boy's shirt, one of them a girls. She then said "Oh... well, you just kinda look like a boy tonight, but I know you're not." -- She's so cute! But that's not the first time I've been told I looked like a guy. You know what? I don't care.


I prefer guy's pants because they're looser, more comfortable and I can move more in them. This is especially helpful with my phyisical therapy for my knee. You try rolling GIRL'S blue jeans up past your knee... uh, no way. I can do that with guy's jeans though. It's nice to be able to do that.


During the summer months, I refused to wear girl shorts. I always wear boy shorts. Always. Even to the pool, I'd wear a big [black] T-shirt and boy's shorts. I prefer boy's shorts because of the same reasons I prefer boy's pants.


I think you should wear what you want to wear - and don't worry about what other people think. I know guys who shop in the girl's department because they prefer girl's jeans. Same for me - and you, too - I prefer guy's clothes, so I shop in the guy's section. I think sometimes people will respect you because you don't dress the same as other people do. I think that's pretty cool. I know I respect people who have more personality with their wardrobe than those who just follow the crowd. -Shrugs-


Don't worry about what other people think. I think it's cool to wear guy's clothes. You think it's cool to wear guy's clothes. So... just wear guy's clothes. :)
-FunnyCide


Ok, well I came home from school today and found my cat behind one of our landscaping trees, so I called his name, and he kind of looked up, but didn't come, which was REALLY unusual, so I knew something was wrong. Well, I took him inside, and kind of checked him out, to see if he was ok. I think I found what's wrong: in his right ear, I can see a little blood, and there's also a bit of dried blood below his ears on his fur. When I tried to touch it, he flinched, but when I touched his other ear, he was fine. So I'm pretty sure it's his ear. But he won't eat or move much at all. Right now, he's behind the rocking chair in the corner, not really moving. I'm scared, because I've had him for about 9 years, and I recently lost a dog who was only 7, and I can't bear to lose my other pet. I'm thinking he either got in a fight or got attacked by another animal. (he's an outdoor cat). My question is, does anyone know what's wrong with him? Is it really bad that he hurt his ear? I'm taking my dog to the vet tomorrow to get her sutures (sp?) removed, should I take my cat too? I tried calling both my parents, but they didn't answer. I'm really scared, what should I do? Please help me. (link)
Fellow Pet Owner,


I know how concerned you must be. I'm sorry for your loss, dogs are very sweet animals, and make good companions.


I'm pretty sure your cat was attacked by another cat [he probably fought back, the little tiger ;)] and his ear got cut up. I don't think you'll need to take him to the vet, unless it becomes infected [it starts ozing puss, is greenish, swolen, extremely painful to the touch etc.], then you should rush him to the kittie ER.


In the meantime, try to make him comfortable. Offer him some cat food, water, and love on him. I would clean his ear and find the cut, and put a little Neosporin on the wound. If the wound is just surface (like a usual cat scratch is), just keep it clean and put some Neosporin on it to help it heal. However, if the wound is deep, still keep it clean and put Neosporin on it, but consult your parents on taking him to the vet.


Ask your parents to look at his ear when they get home, perhaps even consult the vet tomorrow when you see him/her. [Though bringing the cat probably won't be needed. Just take a few digital pictures - if you can - of the wound, and remember it in detail.]


He should be fine. He's probably really scared right now because he's older and has probably just been in a fight. I wouldn't worry too much about him. I have a three-year-old cat who, before we moved, got into fights alot. There was a cat who lived several blocks over who would come to our house. My cat hated that, and often I'd wake up hearing the cats hissing and crying at each other. When I brought her inside, I'd check her over for wounds, then make her comfortable and go back to sleep. She'd be a little skittish and shy, but would always snap out of it. I'm sure your cat will do the same.
-FunnyCide


ok so my friend. we were eating dinner with her parents. they asked me a question about something for school. we had something for our parents to meet our new teachers. then she got GROUNDED because i said we had em (since she didn't tell em). well now i feel like crap since i got her grounded. WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE IT UP TO HER? DID I EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG!?!?!?!! (link)
I don't think you did anything wrong. You simply answered a question. If your friend didn't want you to tell her parents about the teacher meeting thing, then she should have told you not to tell them. That simple. It's not your fault. However, for the sake of a friendship, apologize anyway. Yes, I KNOW you didn't intentionally get her grounded or even really do anything "wrong." Still, if you want her as a friend, you'll have to apologize. Just suck in your gut and say "I'm sorry." I know you feel really bad about it, but trust me, it's nothing you did on purpose. The fault is her own. She had it coming by not being honest with her parents. I think you'll probably feel better if you apologize, and try to reconcile the friendship.
-FunnyCide


do guys really care about how big a girl's chest is?
guys please answerrrr !! .. and girls if you know the answer too..

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Sadly, some guys do care - all they really care about is how "hot" your body is, how thin you are, how big your breasts are... etc.


However, there are some guys who are really sweet and don't base what they think of you on how large your breasts are or what pants-size you wear. [Unless you wore a 30-32, which would be like the size of a TRUCK! hehe..]


Some guys really don't care. Some guys really do. It just depends... I know several guys who DO care how big your breasts are, and I know several guys who DO NOT care how big they are.


Just depends.


Although I'm not a guy, I think what's on the inside is more important than what's on the outside. Sure, beauty is fine - but if a guy or a girl were to base who they're dating on what their face [or chest] looks like... I don't think that's right. I think personality and character is more important. But that's just me.
-FunnyCide


one of 'system of a downs' songs is called B.Y.O.B what does that stand for/mean? (link)
In the song it means Bring Your Own Bombs. Otherwise it could mean...


- Bring Your Own Booze
- Bring Your Own Beer
- Bring Your Own Boyfriend
- Bring Your Own Beverage
- Bring Your Own Baseball
- Bring Your Own Bullets
- Bring Your Own Banana
- Buy Your Own Bandana
- Break Your Own Back



... etc. Although it's generally known to mean Bring Your Own Beverage [or beer].
-FunnyCide


Im 13/f i have been ridding since i was 5 and i have never till yesturday i didnt get hurt or anything in fact i just got right back on but i never told my parents i just knew if i told them they would never let me ride agian cause they would be so afride for me and i think it is to late to tell them now cause if i told them now they would be even more mad i did not tell them as soon as it happend what should i do? (link)
You don't have to tell them if you don't want to. My parents have seen me fall so many times it's not even funny. Whenever I fall, they just are like "eh, get back on." Haha. Yeah, they'd probably be more angry now that you didn't tell them as soon as it happened. It was good that you just hopped right back on instead of whining about it and going crying to Mommy. I chipped a tooth once by falling off a horse. :\ And bruised my ankle bone.. whoa, and pulled ligiments in my knee... But who cares? I LOVE IT!!!! And I love you!!! Just because you like to ride. :)


Some parents would freak out if their child fell off a horse and they wouldn't let them ride again. If your parents are like that, then don't tell them. As long as you weren't hurt, it's okay. But if you are hurt IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER, tell them immediately.
-FunnyCide


Hey Guys! I'm 13 years old and I want to put semi-permanent pink hair dye in my hair. but the thing is, i have no clue what brands are good and which are crappy. i want it to last 2 or 3 weeks so does anyone know any good brands? thanx so much! -isn'tlifegreat? (I RATE!)

P.S. - I want it to be really bright pink! (link)
Yes!!! Finally, a question JUST about oddly colored hair! [mine is purple]


I got my hair dye from Sally's. It's called PUNKY PROFESSIONAL by Jerome Russell.


They had hot pink, purple, blue, green, white... you name it. At the store where I live, it was only about $5.50, but this could vary from store to store. It washes out in 5-40 washes. With the purple, it still isn't out, and it's been over two weeks. And each night, I washed my hair numerous times.


If you want the color to last longer, only wash your hair every other night (if you can get by with that) and don't condition it.


I love my PUNKY PROFESSIONAL. It's true, bright purple - it's gorgeous. I love it.


If you don't have a Sally's near you, or there isn't the color you want at the Sally's, try Hot Topic or Spencer's, or even Claire's Accessories. [Regular CLAIRE'S probably won't have it, but Claire's Accessories might.]


You want to know what's crappy? Color Pulse from Loreal. Yeah, sure, it's great if you only want it dyed for like... three to five days. But for REAL semi-permanent dye, go for PUNKY PROFESSIONAL, it's a little more expensive than Color Pulse (like two dollars), but it's a bigger tube of dye and it is much better quality and has better colors. :)
-FunnyCide


Ok. This might sound kind of wierd, but here goes. When I go to use the bathroom and I pull down my underwear, there's this nasty, sticky, white, creamy looking stuff in there. It doesn't like cover the whole bottom of my underwear, it's only like a little bit. I'm not sexually active, so it couldn't be from that. What is this? Why does this happen all the time? I rate 5's on good answers!!! (link)
It's discharge. TOTALLY NORMAL! Every girl gets it at some point or another. You're perfectly healthy. Don't worry about it. If you want to keep the discharge from getting on your underwear, you can wear a thin pantyliner. Don't worry, you're not sick.


Good website :

http://www.coolnurse.com/
http://www.coolnurse.com/puberty.htm


-FunnyCide


Does any one know of a good website(s) for html codes. For a myspace page or something like that.
like font codes and stuff.

any thing will help.

thanks a bunch. (link)
Try these places. :)


http://www.funky-chickens.com/
http://www.lissaexplains.com/
http://www.goodellgroup.com/tutorial/
http://www.geocities.com/html4kids/
http://www.geocities.com/html4kids/
http://www.chasebadkids.net/main.php
http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/forum
http://www.myspacesupport.com/myspace-codes
http://help.nuclearcentury.com
http://www.davesite.com/webstation/html/myspace.shtml
http://www.carrierawks.com/myspace/
http://www.htmlcodetutorial.com/quicklist.html
http://www.htmlgoodies.com/
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=HTML+help


I don't know about the last few links, but I've personally used funky-chickens.com and lissaexplains.com. They're both excellent at explaining HTML for teens and kids. :) But any of those links should provide some help. Especially the last one. ;)
-FunnyCide




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