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♥[?]♥ For your pictures, how do you get one below the other? Like, if I wanted to take an icon from photobucket and put it underneath my first picture, how do I do that?

You can't use it from Photobucket - the URL will be too long. You have to upload it at http://www.tinypic.com. Then go to edit the picture caption, and paste the URL in the caption slot, like this:

♥[?]♥ i juts became one and i dont knwo how to rate questions, haha.

thanks in advance :]

Just click one of the three Smiley faces at the bottom of each question.
http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?t=11

♥[?]♥ how exactly do you have phone sex??? what do you do??

Look into this:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phone+sex

♥[?]♥ Do fat people get boyfriends//girlfriends?
Cause the basic trend is dieting your butt off and you rarely see 'fatties' getting bf//gfs.
I'm pretty fat will i get a bf? I mean I hve faith I'll get married and stuff but will i get a bf who will appreciate me?

Not everyone is a shallow creep. So long as you're not a complete and total a-hole, you will find someone who will love you for you, probably a couple of someones. :)

♥[?]♥ what is the best black pencle eyeliner out there??
i want eyeliner that goes on smooth help!!

I think the two best brands of eye liner out there are Meryl Norman and Beautique. Meryl Norman, which to my knowledge can only be purchased at The Meryl Norman Cosmetic Studios (often found in malls), is pricey. It typically runs about $8.50 - $15.00, but it really is good stuff. It glides on with ease, and it stays on all day. And if that price is a little bit more than what you're looking to spend, I suggest Beautique - which is actually my perfernece. Thing is, I've only seen Beautique at Sally's. I guess the good news is that it's only .99 cents. And trust me, I wouldn't buy crap make up, so do not let this dollar price throw you off. You'd be cheating yourself out of something really special. Beautique is easily applied, and you will have many hours of perfect wear - all free of smudging. I probably could not promote this item enough; as I am very satisfied with it's results. And if you still have doubts... for only .99 cents.. it's worth a shot. :)

♥[?]♥ do most girls finger themselves?

Probably so. If not "finger", then some sort of stimulation, I am sure. And if you hear a "no", they're withholding information from you, simple as that.

♥[?]♥ I'm a dude.
I have a friend who says he might want me to duct tape him to a chair. Is this wierd?
Btw, I know he's straight and so am I.

Right, that doesn't sound like something I would fancy. What if he likes it and asks for it again? I don't know, Man, but I'd stray away from that idea rather quickly.

♥[?]♥ I'm a 17 year old dude. I've got hair growing everywhere on my chest (NOT gross thick like in 40 yr old virgin or anything), just a lot of testosterone.
Anyway, do girls prefer unshaved or shaved chests?
If I shave my chest and stomach, what about my underamrs?
I don't think shaving legs and arms is good idea. I mean, I'm a Texan and shaving my body is hard enough.
What about, down there? That region. Shaved or unshaved. (I'm trying to stay 'young person' friendly with this question).

Oh man. Unshaven, unshaven, unshaven all over the place. But why not go with what pleases you, instead of worrying about others? Shouldn't you be your main priority?

♥[?]♥ Do you have to use lubricant or lotion while giving a handjob?

You don't have to. Sometimes it helps, but you don't necessarily need it.

♥[?]♥ i am soooooooo bored. wut r sum good websites 2 go on? plz dont tell me myspace.

http://www.candystand.com has a trillion download-free games. :)

♥[?]♥ you know that girl camille from bring it on: all or nothing? well her name is solange knowles smith, so is she beyonce's sister?

Yep.
http://stb.msn.com/i/52/5215467448DACD4BCF9F252EDFF9E9.jpg

♥[?]♥ I am redoing my AIM profile. So I like want it to look nice and stuff. I also like to put a quote into it. Any ideas????

Thanks! :)

Try these.
- http://www.wisdomquotes.com/
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx
- http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/popular.html

♥[?]♥ i love my guinea pig. (it's like a hamster.) but i think i love her more than just like a pet. i know it's weird, but she really understands me. i can tell her anything. it's like we're made for each other or something. i need her. sometimes i cry because i know i can't REALLY be with her. i've just given up on dating all together, because i love my guinea pig. what can i do about these feelings? is this weird?

Okay, I know this isn't a direct answer coming from myself, but your question reminded me of one I have seen in the past. Someone claims to be in love with their teddy bear. It received 16 answers, and some of them are quite helpful. I think you'll find it some use, too. Goodluck. :)
http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=439057

♥[?]♥ hii

does anyone know any good music video sites (like just to watch music videos) besides www.musicvideos.com ? like maybe a bigger selection?

thaaanks

http://launch.yahoo.com has thousands upon thousands of music videos spanning from the 60's to the current day. :)

♥[?]♥ http://i7.tinypic.com/44acydd.jpg

could someone please resize this for me, i`ve tried multiple ways and times, and i still can`t do it. I just need the file to be less than 15k, because i wan`t to put it on advicenators. thank -you.

Just take that URL and enter it on your "Profile Settings" page where it says "URL of a picture of you".

Or if you want to resize it yourself, open it on the Window's Paint program. Then go up to "FILE", "SAVE AS".. then a window will appear, and where it says "SAVE AS TYPE", if it DOESN'T say "JPEG. [*JPG, *JPEG, *JPE, *JFIF]"... then make it do so. Then to resize, go to "IMAGE" and down to "STRETCH/SKEW", and keep bringing down the top two percentage things little by little until it's the desired size.

♥[?]♥ does mastrobation stunt growth of the penis

There isn't any evidence to prove that it does.
http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2004/as-20040713p824-size.php

♥[?]♥ do girls mastrabate as much as guy? do u? how often?

Perhaps girls do it even more than guys, since girls have the potentional to experience multiple orgasms. Whereas, men need some time inbetween.

♥[?]♥ do girls think its gross(or nething) if a guy gets horny whith the gurl in there lap or nething

I do not think of it as 'gross', no.

♥[?]♥ Can you get a pimple, down there? I've been recently tested for STD's and everything came back clean. I popped it and everything. I was wondering if it could be a pimple, because that's what it looks like.

Of course. Anywhere you have skin, a pimple can appear. Like all others, you just have to wait it out.

♥[?]♥ where do babys come from.

http://www.sbac.edu/~tpl/clipart/People/stork%20w%20baby%2002.jpg
By air.
It's called the Stork.
And no, they're not always African American, but sometimes they're naked.

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