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there really isn't much you can say to shock me. i've seen and heard a lot, so if you need help, don't be afraid to ask anything. i'm amazing at answering anything to do with sex.. so ask away =)

oh and yes.. that is ME in the picture. it's my halloween costume: a mile high captain!

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how do I get chuncks of black eyeliner out my BRAND NEW beige carpet? its like smeared in my carpet... in 3 spots, and ive already made it worse! help

if you have a steam cleaner, go over the stains with that and it should pick the stain right up out of the carpet. you might be able to rent one for like 20$ at a local store.. they are called RugDoctor's. an ace hardware in my city rents them out.. i don't know about around you though.

another thing would be to get your eye makeup remover and pour it on the stain and then try to blot the stain up.

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O.K. This is really gross. There are like a TON of roaches in my garage but I only SEE them at night and it's REALLY gross. I bought spray and it works but after I kill one, there's another one! I don't where they come from but it's really disgusting. They crawl inside the house and one was under my dresser but I killed it, one was in my bathrom and the other was in my hallway. I don't know what I can do to kill these DISGUSTING creatures! Please help!
I rate high!
Thanks!

if you don't want to spend a ton of money on an exterminator, you can go to Ace Hardware or Lowe's and buy a spray that comes by the gallon and has a nozzle so you can spray it around your garage and house. that should really help.

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ok well its been like to weeks sense ive had ex an we didnt use a condum an im afraid that im pregnnet im not going to get a pregnecie test because i have reasons why, but i know the syptoms but , could you not know your pregnat for like 3 weeks i mean when i go to the bath room i have white stuff on my underware an idk my friend told me thats because im pregnat an idk i just need help .. i know i shouldnt have had sex im a really goodi girl so dont judge my parents are into polotics , an if they found out that i was they would shio me off to bording school or somthing even worse so please help me??

if you've missed your period for that long; and it's normally regular, then you're most likely pregnant. sorry. it's best to use some form of pregnancy prevention, whether it be birth control or a condom. the white stuff in your underwear would be discharge. everybody gets it. just because you have it; does not mean that you are pregnant. you should really get a pregnancy test. maybe buy it and then go to a friends house and use it.. but you should really get one.

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I dont want to sound like a jackass or anything, but why do most women (most being the ones that ive talked to on the subject taht are in HS or graduated around the 17-21 age range) not like birth control. Now it seems to me that birthcontrol isnt to bad at all, and that these women dont understand that seriousness of having a baby. Can someone pleas like to explain why someone would rather risk getting pregnant and having an unplanned baby or having an abortion, instead of takin a pill that would save you from alot of trouble.

Sorry about the length, but its a serious subject, 18-m

there are some dangerous side effects to birth control. they may also gain weight; and a lot of women don't like the hassle of taking a pill everyday; or having to remember to deal with it.

i'm on birth control and i don't see a problem with it; but it's all in the girl's preference.

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My boyfriend and I were having sex, same as normal. We put the condom on correctly, but it still broke in the middle of us having sex. He hadn't cum yet so we just stopped there and finished in ways other then sex. My boyfriend said he didn't pre-cum, but I'm not sure that he knows exactly what that means, and I'm pretty sure you can't control that kind of thing. Is there a good chance that I could still get pregnant or anything I could do?

I need a real answer, so please, no 13 year olds that are just guessing.

you can't control pre-ejaculate. it happens before the orgasm and just sort of.. leaks out. it has sperm in it; so you could have gotten pregnant. i'd be safe and go buy a home pregnancy test; just to make sure. if it's within 72 hours of having sex when a condom breaks; or unprotected; then you can take an emergency contraceptive. (EC)

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Okay, I'm on birthcontrol. But, when you're on bc do you have to use a condom? And can he cum inside you and you still be safe? I"LL RATE 5's!!!

if you take your pill regularly; then you're pretty well protected. but you could still have that .1% of getting pregnant, but with a condom as well as BC; it's just that much safer. i'm on BC, and whenever i have sex, i make sure that the guy uses a condom. better safe than sorry.

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14/F i am really confused rite now i have this boyfriend who is id say about 3 years older than me [ 17 ] hes a senior im a freshman & hes not a virgin and whatnot and i am . . we`ve been goin out for almost 5 months and hes starting to hint around that he mite want to mess around or somethin and the whole idea really makes me nervous considering hes my first real relationship & considering hes had more experiance than me and i am absolutly clueless . . hes never asked anythin be4 and im afraid that if maybe i dont do anything he mite break up with me . ? or something but i think its more of the fact that im nervous . what do you think i should do?

- confused & clueless

if he might break up with you for not doing stuff with him; then this guy is lame! if you're not ready for anything more than what you're doing now; then DON'T DO IT. you'll regret it later if you give into the pressure.

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if you havn't had your period yet and you have sex can you still get preganat?

of course. your body is still producing eggs. so.. you have a chance of getting pregnant.

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okay so guys are like.. weird.. all of them like want sex from me and i dont want to be like no go away.. but i also wont have sex with them.. whats something i can do to try and tell them i dont want to have sex.. im not mean or anything so please dont put anything mean to say! thanks a bunch!

draw the line. tell them that they are nice and all; but you're not ready for sex.

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ok well on sunday my boyfriend fingered me and now i've been having brown discharge. what could this be? i know it's not my period by i had that over 2 weeks ago and normally when i'm about to start i my boobs hurt and my discharge isn't brown and my boobs haven't been hurting. when he was doing it it felt like he was kinda scratching . . could that be it? thanks in advance!

his nail may have scratched you when he was fingering you. it's okay; it'll heal by itself.

you might want to make sure his nails are shorter next time. i've had this problem before. haha :)

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ok im a virgin and i am 18 and my boyfreind / fiance is 22 and he has had 4 partners prior to me. also he has told me he is pretty big down there (normal sized condoms wont fit him) i havent actually seen it yet, but i am a virgin. i havent had any kind of contact in a sexual way at all and i want to have sex with him because we are so in love and getting married soon and all, but im afraid he will be too big and it will hurt alot. is there anything that the two of us can do to make our first time togheter (and my first time ever) more pleasurable and less painful for us?

well i know where you're coming from.. my ex-boyfriend was around 8 1/2 inches. yes. really. and he was my first. so.. it hurt; but he took it slow.

if your okay with it; have him finger you to loosen you up a bit. he can give you oral sex and the saliva will act as a natural lubricant. most condoms come with a water-based lubricant anyways.

make sure you are very relaxed; because then it'll really help with the pain and it'll be easier. you can ask him to be sensitive and start out slow and maybe not go in so deep.

the first minutes or so will be slightly painful; but then you'll start to loosen up and enjoy it more. the more you have sex; the better it will get.

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I think I may have mono. Some girl at school has it and me and her drank from the same drink and I haven't felt so great since. I'm really tired. What are the symptoms? Should I tell my mom? (She'd really flip) What do I do to get rid of it?
I'll rate.

i'm just recovering from mono. usually you have symptoms close to strep throat. there is no medicine that really cures it; it just has to go away on it's own. so if you go to the doctor; they will tell you you have mono, and that's about it. your mom shouldn't flip out if you explain to her that you got it from drinking after a girl with mono, not from kissing. here's some symptoms and some things you can do to help it. but i really suggest telling your mom and going to a doctor.

symptoms:
fever
sore throat
headaches
white patches on the back of your throat
swollen glands in your neck
feeling tired
not feeling hungry

stuff to help (if your doctor says you have it):
Rest.
Drink plenty of fluids.
If you have a sore throat, gargle with salt water, or suck on throat lozenges, hard candy or flavored frozen desserts (such as Popsicles).
You may want to take acetaminophen (one brand name: Tylenol) or ibuprofen (some brand names: Advil, Motrin, Nuprin) to relieve pain and fever.

hope i helped. you really need to tell your mom and go to the doctor, though! it can take 2 weeks to 6 whole months to get better.

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What do you guys think of the idea of having sex with your ex boyfriend that you are thinking about getting back together with?

I just want to know if y'all think its a good idea or not and why.

Background info:
It was a nutural break up
We broke up becasue we kind of just got sick of each other
It was getting too serious for me (not him)
He was my first
I wasn't his first
We've been broken up for almost 2 months.
And we do entend on getting back together...eventually


i'm 17/f and he's 19/m

i'm in your exact situation. i think it's okay to have sex with your ex-boyfriend. especially if you plan on getting back together with him! with my case; we are just best friends and don't plan on going back out.. but we still sleep together. most people see it as wrong; but i don't think that other people's opinions should matter. if it feels wrong; you can always stop. and by the way, i'm not 13. i'm almost 16. :)

hope i helped.

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Is it normal for a 13-year-old girl to masterbate, or is it just really sick-o for my age? Omg, I'm sooooo embarassed and I think I'm the only one in my grade who does. I feel like such a perv., but I can't help it. I have to cuz it feels so good. So I want to know is, is this unusual for a girl my age? Or something to feel guilty about?

it's totally normal. at least everybody your age has tried it at one point or another; and since you like it, why not keep doing it?!

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well i want to have sex with my bf. but i want to know if he has std's or anything like that. i want to ask him but i think it would be awkward. can someone give me advice on how to ask? thank you!!

you might want to ask this question when you're not "in the mood". because this kind of question can really ruin your mood. it's a serious matter, and you don't want an STD. so, just remember that if you're comfortable enough to have sex with him, then you should be comfortable enough to ask him that.

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i'm currently using the depo-provera needle as a form of birth control but i'm switching to the Evra patch in August. I was just wondering, if you or someone you know, uses it and what are the most common side effects. any info you can give about this patch would be really helpfull!

the patch does stick for the full week. and then you put a new one on. my sister got a little rash from it; but it's completely effective.

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Alright, after i got fingered, the next day i noticed it felt sore and itchy, i think i might have gotten an infection from it because of the bacteria on fingers and we kno how them boiz dont wash their hands lol but its red and theres yellow traces of something on the walls of my vagina and i need to know if this is an infection and what i can do to clear it up and how long the process will take

sounds like a yeast infection.
see a doctor. explain what happened.
depending on the state you live in;
they may or may not be able to tell
your parents.

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Okay, this is kind of a weird question, but I've been having issues with my jaw...When I give my guy oral, I often have to stop because my jaw hurts.
What confuses me is that I sing, so my mouth often opens quite a bit, and my jaw doesn't hurt and crack after I sing. But when I go down on him, my jaw hurts so much after awhile I have to stop.
Are there tricks I could use that don't involve me keeping my jaw open for minutes at a time?
Also, tips for getting teeth out of the way...they aren't a major problem, just a minor worry of mine. I'm a tad inexperienced, as you can probably tell...
I don't wanna strain my jaw 'cause I need it to sing, and it's incredibly awkward if I'm going for a high C and instead of hearing the note first, I hear >CRACK

don't move your jaw so much when you give him oral. i used to have a little pain while doing this; but just limit your jaw movement!

as far as the teeth go; you really don't have to worry about them. as long as you don't bite; the guy usually can't feel them.

look up TMJ if your jaw is painful and cracking when you're not giving him oral sex.

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ok what are the symptoms of ghoneria..is it perminent...basically please give me information on it..and please no websites or anything because i cant go there..im having a hard time with my computers history..feel free to just copy and paste information into answers. thank you soo much...easy 5's!

if you want to erase your computer's history; do this.

on internet explorer; go to tools. at the bottom it should say internet options.. click on that. the 3rd column down says History. you can hit "clear history" which will delete all the webpages you've been to.

also; you should hit the clock-looking history button at the top; and right click where it says "today" or "tuesday" or whatever day, and you can hit delete :)

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What exactly is herpes and what does it look like? How do you get it? I have little tiny bumps on the inside of my vagina. Does everyone have this?

yes; everyone has tiny little bumps on the inside. your vagina is like a muscle.

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