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Okay I have like a ton of art stuff but I am starting to run out of ideas of what I should make.I was wondering if you guys have any ideas on what I could make.By the way I always rate a five for anyone who helps me!!!

Well that fact that you fricken asked the same quesiton bout 4 times at least today makes you stupid. You need to learn how to wait in line and wait your turn. You're a stupid impatient idiot. Here draw this, you with a stick up your butt. Hope i helped you draw something new and original. Now gimme a 5

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hi...sorry if this is long.
well ages ago i met a guy and fell instantly in love with him. he liked me 2 but i didnt have the courage to tell me and now hes moved on. were like best friends now; we bonded alot when i was living back at home in america. i never got on with my mom and he understood that an kinda helped me through it.
my mom hated me a lot and blamed me for her and my dads divorce. we argued too much and she was always tellin me she wishes i was dead. this guy, lets call him adrian, helped me thru it and always made me feel lots better.
i moved to england to be with him (as a friend) and now my mom is ill and wants me to go back to america to look after her. i realy resent her and dont think i could look after her properly. im also scared that if i go, 'adrian' will meet someone while im away and fall in love...and i will never have a chance to tell him how i feel.
what should i do?
btw i had planned on tellin him how i feel just as i left on the plane...but that would be mean although it would give him time to think bout everythin. what do you think?
rose, 18

Your mom in short, is a bitch. Why waste your time with her? She wishes you were dead why not wish the same thing on her? Your mom is dumb, stupid, and an idiot. She cant make up her mind that its her fault that there was a divorce in the parenting you were under. You're stupid to even think you want to go back and see your pieice of shit mom who doesnt give a ratass about you. My advice stay with your "crush" and let your mom to die.

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I didn't know what to put this under but i truley need some advice... i will rate rate you high even if you just try. I'm got in a fight with my teacher today and i got arrested and my mom picked me up at the jail a few hours later. I have court and that was my last strike so i am gettin sent away. this has been streesing me out all day , and i can't stop crying. The hardest part was seeing my best friend crying in my arms and telling my boyfriend.. ne ways what I'm asking is what should i do or say that will make everyone feel better including me.

You should be locked up, jesus christ your last strike? Holy god im happy your going away. Well what you should do is make someone your bitch the first day you end up in jail, or if you dont prepare to become someone elses bitch. Good luck in jail.

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What do people think of a guy getting there ears pierced? IM not talking the lobe im talking the cartilage

Its gay. Piercings are for gilrs only.

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My best friends brother likes me and i told him I would give him blow job and now Im not really sure if I want to? please help me decide if i should or not




I wasnt sure what to put this under

So you say you want to give someone a bj, yet your not sure if you want to? Thats the dumbest thing i have every heard. You said you would now do it.

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this girl is really slutty...and very obnoxious...all his friends think it'll just be another one of his few week dating sessions with girls but i'm worried.
i love him as more than a friend still (we've dated before) and idk what to do about this

Dont worry, im about as far outta the loop on that one as you are.

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i dunno wats going on with me...i try to do my best in school and i have lots of friends and all and i had good grades but lately my grades been dropping lower and lower and lower...and my parents are like really strict about that...i feel ike everything is just to much for me and i cant take it anymore...its going over my head...i have a bunch more things to deal with and this school thing makes it even harder...my math teacher is gonna send like a progress report to my mom and im gonna be dead!...i dunno wat to do anymore! please help me!

-confused

study...

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my school is not fair to me. all the kids that go to junior high work 7 hours and only get a 15 minute break! to me that is completely outragous! and the high school students either dont get lunch or get lunch 1 time a week! and they work longer. i cant stand my school. how can i change how my illegal school is treating kids that they think have no responcibility even to have enough time to relax at lunch. my friend's school has freakin 50 minutes! i hate school. im so stressed and i feel like killing myself because i dont have any break time. please help

Killing yourself? You idiot, i refuse to cope or speak to retards that feel like killing themselves as for you? Good luck
tard.

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ive been back and forth with my mom and dad. I seem to only cause problems. im 13 and im tired of hurting people in dec i tried to commit suicide by cutting 3 of my veins and i jumped off a 3 story building i hate putting people through misery so my next idea is to run away, but are there any other options, and i have tried talking i just did but its not workin so pleaze dont say talk to your mom cuz it aint happinin and no rude comments either

Wow. Your stupid. You're commiting suicide at 13? You havnt seen much of the world, my suggestion is to wait and see until you're about 25 and if your life still sucks then...go ahead. Your a retard in short, for trying to kill yourself i mean. You're and idiot and i refuse to help or talk to and idiot even further than this.

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I was at my friend's house the other day and we decided to make him pass out. Then i wanted to try it just to see how it felt. So i hyper-venalated myself, held my breath, and let him pick me up with my arms crossed at my chest. Before i knew it i woke up and was on the floor. Everyone was staring at me and i didn't remember anything but it was really cool. I did it about 12 more times. Is there a health risk when you do this? Can it cause serious damage to your brain or anything??

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH You are about as stupid as it gets. The only health risk around here from doing that is you! Good thing your not breathing to do that. Here how bout this, just stop breathing in general, your wasting my fresh air.

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latley ive been feeling like i cant seem to please ne one. Which shouldnt be a problem, but thats in my personality,to please people. I try todo the right things, and make everyone happy, but then im not happy, so i do wat i want every once n a while, and then everyone gets mad.N ive never had to try to get people to care about me, or get guys, people were always just there for me, and i awlays seemed to have a guy, until about a month ago..erg...wat am i doing wrong??

Only care about yourself, who cares what they think about you.

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Every time i chew something like gum or a meal..my jaw pops/clicks. Anybody know why..or how to stop this? thanks a bunch!

Maybe, just maybe, instead of asking us stupid teens, you should ask someone who actually knows.

So heres the really good info to get me a 5

GO TO THE FRICKEN DENTIST!

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Okay there is this guy named Justin which I am going out with him. And there is this other guy that I like named Michael. Well, Michael doesn't like me, only as a friend. But I am going out with Justin and he likes me alot but i don't like him. Should I stay together with Justin(even though I don't like him) or should I brake up to try and get togehter with Michael(even though he doesn't like me ?).

Your a tard to say with someone you dont like.

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My friend is jealous of me and i didn't think it would be a problem like wahooo she's jealous of me doesn't make a difference. But then i told another one of my friend's that she was jealous of me and like would be at different moods like one day she be sooo nice and caring and loving adn the next day she would be like ignoring me hangiung around other people and like telling me stuff that really hurt me. My other friend said that it is jealously and that she is trying to get me mad at her and then she'll use that against me. I don't believe she'll do that but i jut don't understand her anymore. I feel she might be trying to replace me. I sometimes don't sleep or eat becuse i thinking about what lifew would be with out her and i miss her so much when i try and hang around different people or if i don't talk to her... i don't want to lose her but maybe it might be for the best if she is gonna be really mean and hurt me alot i really reeally don't want to do that. Help me what should i do...??

Your friend is a piece of crap. She will only hang out wiht you, if her "COOL" friends are around. Your an idiot for not noticing this. She thinks shes better than you, if shes with someone that isnt you she'll show off to them and pretend she doesnt like you. If shes just with you shes fine cuz no ones around to see her with you. Drop her.

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ok.. i have some problems with the way i look. i have chubby cheeks and a small mouth so like u can barely tell when i smile.. my skin texture is terrible..ive tried everything but i just have really low confidence and self esteem and i always feel like everyone looks better than me.

You've been cursed with bad genes, my advice....Get over yourself and stop having higher standars.

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ive been dating my boyfriend for 6 months.. considering valentines day is today, i got my boyfriend the video game that he wanted. he came over to my house after school and all he did was sit and talk about his game. and he left me on valentine's day to play his game.. would he be considered a shitty b/f?

No, hes therully injoing the present u gave him b happy.

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I have a long haired domestic black cat. I also have beige carpeting throuout my home. He leaves clipms of hair all over the house and not even vacuming seems to work in pickking it up. I am sick of spending hours on my hands and knees trying to get it off of the floor. Any suggestions?

Kill the cat, do away with it.

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i used to live in florida but then my dad got transfered to pennsylvania.i had tons of friends at my old school but i dont fit in at my new school.i sit with the popular people and i thought they were my friends but then i found out they have been going to the movies and stuff.they just dont call me to hang out they call everyone but me!what the hell?they treat me like a friend at school so why not include me?for valentines day they all wore these really cute pink shirts that are matching. and im the only one at their table who didnt hav the matching shirt.then they were talking about stuff that happened at the mall. i just sat there like how can you be so mean when im sitting right here.
what should i do?????????
should i talk to them about?
should i sit with a different group at lunch??
please help i rate high just for answering!

Well you see, theres school friends, and theres hang out friends.

TO them your a school friend

Invite one over to your house, then your a hang out friend.

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Well i'm a 16 year old girl, whose pretty,fun,and popular and I have alot of friends.But there is a problem that most people don't really see as a problem;i'm italian.Not everyone at my school, but a group of people constantly make jokes to me about my heritage.It all started on the first week on school when we had to write a paper about ourselfs (favorites,ethnic background,religion,ect.) so people could get to know us.well i put in there I was italian,and right after the class these girls came up to me and asked if my dad was in the mafia!what the hell is that about?no body has any respect now adays,and i guess it has to do with shows like the gottis and the sopranos(even tho i love them!) who give people the impression ALL italian-americans are like that,and that all italian-americans have dads like tony soprano.what should I do to get rid of this stigma and situation?thanks alot and I'll rate u a 5 if u don't act all bitchy about it!=)

Those girls are quite possibly the most retarded people to walk to face of this earth. The fact their maturity level is that of an 11 year old is bad enough, but to make incoherent mafia jokes about someone whos italian is dumber than a rock. My advice, slap em, tell em off. Tell them they're the most immature pieces of garbage to walk the face of this earth, matter of fact, print this message im giving you off so they can see others opinions. Here ill write them a letter for you


Dear stupid assclown girls,

The fact you are in highschool is appauling. I cant understand how an immature piece of garbage could actually be in the grade you managed to get into. You need to leave the awfully put together thought of the sopranos behind, your stupid to think your cool to make fun about someone and their background. My advice, shutup while you only look like a retard, anything beyond that is you having the iq of 50, since you act 11 ill tell you what an iq of 50 means

MENTAL RETARDATION.

Have a nice day,
Your sincere, non-friend
shake


Give that to em for me, drop one if my inbox on how they reacted if you will.

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okay on wensday im getting my wisdom teeth pulled!! Im getting I think 4 pulled... im so scared too.. most of the people ive talked to says it hurts alot, which im sure it does, but Im more scared about waking up and like not know where I am or something because of all the medicine they are going to give me, etc.. if anyone has ever gotten their wisdom teeth pulled, comments on it would be great.. thanks =]

Well your gunna look like a faggot. My friend recently had his done and his face blew up like a balloon, looked like he stuffed food in the sides of his cheeks and let it sit there. Lasted him bout 3 days so make sure its not during the week, cuz if it is, I hope you enjoy public humiliation.

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