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k so last week their was a school dance and a slow song was playing i danced with my guyfriend and everything went fine, another slow song played and one of my really good friend's was dancing with the same guy that i danced with and she told him that i liked him. i didn't know how to react so i tried talking to my friend and she thought of it as a joke. but a few days ago i realized that i did like him but hes been acting weird around me since then any advice

Say you do. Tell it to his face, maybe he thinks you suck cuz you didnt have the balls( i know your a girl, its just an expression) cuz you didnt have the balls to tell him yourself.

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i have this friiend at school that really likes this guy... but i do to what should i do? i want her to be happy and we still should be friends but i want him!!! plz help me!

Get to him before she does.

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When I was younger, I liked this boy loads and I know he liked me back. When we moved up to high school, we were put in different classes. Now, although we stare at each other alot and talk every now and again, it's not the same. I still love him and I have a feeling that he still likes me too, but I don't know how I can get things back to be how they used to.
Next year we'll be sharing classes again and I would like to get back to being close to him. Should I let him go completely? If not, have any of you guys got any tips into how we could be close again?
Please help-I rate high!

And why were you planning on letting him go in the first place? Im sorry you just dont make any sense in this situation. Nothing is wrong.

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My sterio CD thing wont open. I have a Cd stuck in there and it won't open. i'm worried. Anyone know how i can get it to open? answer QUICKLY!

If theres a platic top to it, get a knife and put it under the plastic part and pop it up. You can put the cd's in and out from there too.

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You see my best friend has this boy bofreind right. And to me she is spending way more time with him then me. Thats the only person she talks about to. I have been her best friend since the 4th grade he just been her bf for a couple of months. What should I do?

Hahaha. What should you do? Quit being jealous and let her have a realtionship.

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OK. I'm allergic to fake earings and it really sucks. I can't get those earings with fake silver that only cost a dollar anymore. Is there any way I can were fake earrings(not clip-ons) with getting a rash on my ear?

thanx

Well if you're allergic. NO

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You give awesome advice. Straight to the point! You da bomb!!! Lmao. Ahhh... classic!

~ANGE

Thanks much, not many people get what im trying to do on this site. As you might have read from my feed back a few people have called me an ass, told me to die, and told me they were going to have me banned from this site. All because im telling them stuff that they probably didnt think about with their current problem. I like to point out all the bad things so people will see taht too. People are too nice on this site and should really point out what could or is already wrong. Thanks for being my second fan. This is for all ma fans!!!! all two of you. You da best! Wuts ur site name ill check it out sum time.

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Okay.. I know if you make yourself pass out for extended amounts of time it can cause a lot of damage to you.. but what if it only lasts for 5 to 10 seconds? How much damage can that do to you?

Well stupid, if it causes damage at all, it'll probably cause damage for just a couple of seconds too. I can tell you've already been dumbed down enough by doing this already, so i guess theres no more damaged that can be caused to a complete and utter moron. Go ahead.

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On Valentine's Day, I got a note in my locker that had a poem in it, and it was signed Secret Admirer. At first, I thought it was just this guy, right? And I go around laughing about it. And then I get a second note today, which tells me that the person is a girl. She says that she really likes me, but if I don't like girls, no hard feelings. I know who it is, because I asked a couple people and I just got this feeling. The person who wrote it is a really close friend of mine, and I feel awkward around her now, even though she doesn't know that I know. What should I do? And I can't even rule out the possibility that I might be gay, even though I think I'm straight. I might be bi. I don't know. What do people think?

Well no offense, but im sorry i cant tell how you feel about yourself because im not you. So dont go around asking idiot questions bout how your suppost to feel or some crap like that.

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Okay. i just broke up with my man coz it was waaaaaaaay too serious a relationship. i'm 17 him 18 me a virgin him a well a slut. he was always wanting serious conversations and we started fighting coz i'd joke aroud too much and 'hurt his feelings' so yeah. i dumped him. now i want a guy that is fun and stuff but i have no way to meet one! i'm out of school with a full time - 6days a week- job so i barely even have time for my friends. it sux! how can i meet a fun guy??? i know i'll be fine in july coz it's my 18th so i can actually go night clubbing. but what do i do in the meantime? does anyone know a place where heaps of guys hang out? plz help i rate!

Well, first off. Your boyfriend was a pussie. Now to the point. There isnt really a place heaps of guys hang out. Now wait till you're 18 and go to a night club.

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15/m a few days ago my friend asked me if i would mind if he asked out my ex-g/f and i said no because i didnt really care but ever since they started going out, i started to like my ex again. i dont know what to do. please help.

You cant do a thing because you said it was okay. Wait for them to break up then go out with her.

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i am 13/f, and i know this sounds really gross. but can you have a pimple on your (down there). when i was putting on my jeans the other day it started to hurt. and when i got out of the shower there is this big bumb down there. its kind of white on the top. which to me looks like a pimple. what can i do? i'm scared. how can i get rid of it? I RATE 5's!!!

ps. i am not a virgin, but its just now showing up and the last time i had sex was 3 months ago.

Nope, you got herpes. Its what you get for being a hooker.

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i just told one of my best friends kelly im bi and now she is acting weird around me. I imed her and shes like ummm hi and im like whats wrong and then she says well idk how to act around u anymore, and im really hurt, she treats me like im not wanted, not intentional, but it still hurts, what do i do be honest

You've already been honest with her once, be honest again and tell her you dont like how shes acting now.

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Okay, so I've been with my guy 15 months, and it's been sheer bliss until lately. My stress level went up because music is taking over my life at the moment. I hardly ever see him as it is. Lately, he's been pissing me off. The problem is, I'm not totally sure why I'm so mad at him.
I want to SCREAM at him, and I never yell at anyone. He sprang this whole "I want to talk to you about the future of our relationship" thing on me on tuesday. (However, he told me I had no right to be nervous, there was no possibility I'd end up in tears, and he wasn't breaking up with me or anything remotely ike that.) He told me to call after play practice (I got the lead, so major stress there) so I did, and the line was busy. Then he told me to call after practice yesterday so we could talk. I called - he wasn't there. Today, he left for his friend's house 'cause they're doing this whole winterfest thing or whatever. He's gone all weekend.
He PROMISED me we'd talk about this and get rid of some stress before my college audition (saturday), and so far, we haven't talked about it.
He's causing me all sorts of stress I don't need, not to mention the fact that he's never quite...reliable. He never calls anymore (and if he does, I'm never there. He seems to call when he knows I'll be gone, and then never calls back when my parents tell him I'll be home.)I'm sick of chasing him with phonecalls.
The thing of it is, I honestly think he's under the impression that I'll stick with him no matter what he does (or doesn't do). I'm thinking of talking to him and telling him that though I love him with all my heart, if he continues to take me for granted like this, I will break it off. I can't handle boyfriend stress on top of everything else.
I tried to stay away from relationships, but I couldn't get rid of my quickly developing crush on him.
So what's your advice? What do I do? Do I talk to him and tell him he's taking me for granted? Do I scream at him the way I want to? I can advise everyone except myself dealing with matters of the heart, so I need someone to help me out.

Scream at him, let it flow.

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ok so i became freinds((wit benifits))wit this realli hott new kid at our scool, we wer pretty cool for a while, then all the sudden he like stopped callin me as much i rarley ever see him on the weekends ne more, but wen he does call he seems so into it, and wen i talk to him at scool, some times hes like all sweet and cute, but sumtimes he;ll just walk by like he doesnt no me...and today i saw him talkin to this chic that i absolutly despise...cuz she took one of my boyfreinds from me,..and she gives me the worst looks, and i dont even no her..But apparently like NO one likes her...but i saw my guy gettin all close wit her today...Erg wat should i do..everyone tells me to get over him, but wat f theres still hope....but its driving me crazy cuz i reallllllllly want him!!Wattu i do?

Well first off, you really havnt done anything yet. My advice, ask him out.

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i want to loose 50 lbs by july, is this even a possibly? and if so what would i have to do? i am really willing to except eat " right " foods i am probably still gonna eat the same i LOVE food

"i am really willing"

Well no your not, if you dont want to eat the right foods why are you wasting you time trying to not be so fat?

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ok so i am going to babysit my neighbors dog and 2 cats....with the money i recive i would like to buy a guitar. Not the electric kind jusy the regular. I was wondering what r some good kinds but at cheep prices? Or if u have any good websites that would be good to! I will rate if not stupid! thanx!
helpinghandgrl

Ovation

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hey i can't for the love of me figure why we have so many different social relationships. i don't even understand why goths r considered scary i mean i have friends who r goths and they r awsome...help me out!! thnx :)

Well thats just a label. I refuse to cope with people who label and are considered a label. Labels are for food items and toys only. Your an idiot.

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Theres a boy whos in one of my classes and hes definitely `the class clown`. The problem is sometimes hell yell out my name and other girls in my classes names out loud and pretend to do very innapropriate things with his pen, whatever is around! Im serious. Today he started humping the air and was like uhhhh and was like your so hot "Kirsten" *name is changed* Its really funny but is this sexual harrassment? thanks.

No

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ohk im really scared! i think i MIGHT be pregnet. but see i did not ever have sex! ever! but i KIND of did anal.like it went it half way. can u get pregnet from anal? and like i always get my period before my mom, but she got hers today and istill dont have mine and im like really scared

Yes. You deserver you dirty hoooker.

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