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what are some good scary movies?

scream, the shining, hide and seek, the boogey man and the silence of the lambs

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Hi,

Today a friend of mine invited a guy i sorta like over to her house. He always says he likes me. But he is sort of a sexual guy...he said hes had sex about 3 times...

ok so were watching a movie and he moved in for a kiss... i kissed him and it lasted for a while. But while he was kissing me he sorta went half way up my shirt and then he started kissing my neck...

i had no idea how to kiss him i kind of messed up and he moved away, and then came back.
ifelt really extremely unconfertible....

and now hes askin me to be his gf...and i dont know what to say because what if we do go out and he always wants to touch me? i dont want to break his heart because i like him...but i really do feel unconfertible when we kissed.

what should i do, should i go out with him?

-toubled 13 year old

no. your too young for sex. thats disgusting that he had sex 3 times and hes only like 13. eww. but dont go out with him. or just go out with him and break up if he tries anything with you.

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anyone know some good practical jokes that i could play on my dad? see we started some kind of practical joke war, like celephane on the toilet seats and offering rotten egg flavored jelly beans.

i rate high!!!

get those disgusting flavor jelly beans and tell him that the black pepper is oreo flavered, the grass is green apple, jalepino is watermelon (i did that to my aunt, got her every time), vomit is tuity fruity, dirt is root beer, ect. make them up as you go. it will get him. put itching powder in his shoes and socks. put a thong or other ladies underwear in his sock drawer andvideo tape it when he looks in. show it to him all the time like when he gets up on a commercial when hes watching TV. have it on when he comes back take his cell phone and switch around all the numbers in his phone book and when ever he calls someone it will call someone else.

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I have very fine hair. It's about shoulder length and I have lots of layers and bangs (its blonde too by the way) The problem is it's super straight and kinda thin so when I roll it to make it look thicker in the morning it always ends up fallin down and looking icky. haha. what could i do to help my hair hold the curl, who should i get a special hair cut...if so what kind?

dont use any rollers. use a big curling iron and curl it in in the morning. it will look thicker. good luck. ;)
p.s. STAY AWAY FROM SMALL CURLING IRONS.

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i have a question

people alwayss say to drink water so lose weight..well i dont want to lose weight but i was woundering how does water help u lose weight?

thanks for the help!

yes it does. if you drink enough every day. then youll lose weight

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I love my boyfriend but lately he has been acting so possessive! He doesn't want me to hang out with my friends (though it fine for him to hang out with his). He doesn't even want me talk to them on the phone when I happen to be around him. He is starting to give me the creeps. Any advice?

break up

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Hey, I was just wondering what you guys thought about a freshman in highschool dating a senior because i've really started to like this guy and he likes me too. Is it too big of an age difference? Will people start spredding rumors about me "giving" him something for him to b going out with me?

go out with him. its not that big of a difference and people probably not make rumors but if they do it wouldnt matter as long as you love eachother ;) good luck

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Okay well i am 13\f and i havent made out yet and i want to REALLY bad. i have a bf but he doesnt live near me so yeah..i really love him and all that. but i have a friend who lives closer to me and hes really cool. we are supposed to hang out sometime and im afraid i might start doing stuff with him because i want to make out really bad..but i dont want to cheat on my bf. I would feel horrible if i did that to him. Should i just wait for liek a year till my bf comes to see me and wait. or what. because i want to REALLLLYYY badd. :P???

tell your boyfriend that you two should just be friends and go out with your friend. if it feels realy weird then go out with your boyfriend. good luck. ;)

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i went to www.toneteen.com and like i heard it tells you how to go on a GOOD diet but where? i can't seem to find it :[ help i wanna loose some pounds before school!!
thank you so much
i will rate if you are really specific because i am like a blonde at heart :]

do sit ups and crunches and run and swim. im trying to lose some weight too.

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wen you apply eyeliner on the bottom, are you supposed to put it like on the area right above your lower eyelashes or under them. cuz whenever i tried to get it under them it looks like the eyeliner isn't even near my eye. and for the top, how do you get it so that it doesnt look like there is a space between the eyeliner and your lashes??

above

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I fooled around with my boyfriend last night hehehe, it was great but yes but, today i am so horny i have no idea whats wrong with me, i was watching tv today and it was a music video and i got fucking horny off of that!! ive never even been horny really before and now im SO horny. What the hell is wrong with me? Is this normal?

yep

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Whats a good idea for a first day of school outfit? im going to be a freshman. dress code doesnt really exist. im skinny/thin. brown hair. green eyes. i have kindof a preppish/casual look. i like to wear jeans. money isnt a big issue. i just need ideas. makeup ideas are good too. and i dont wanna look too dressed up.

hard tails (tight sweat pants that fold over) and a plain shirt to match with a cropped denim jacket

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Ok well i am overweight i guess you could say. for the past couple days i have been doing crunches and pushups at nights, and i have been eating mostly liek low fat non-flavord yogurt and stuff like that. I am also in cheerleading and i have practices 2 times a week. i will soon be starting v-ball...how long do you think results will come to being skinnier??

a week. do excersise in the morning and right after you eat. it will help more.

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i have been cutting myself for about 4 months now, i dont know how to stop, but i dont want to do it anymore. how do i stop and deal with my emotions in other ways?

when you get stressed or depressed take a walk. or clean your room. look for the good tings you havein life. squeeze a stress ball

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Do you think its okay to teach your child to hit someone back if they hit him first?

no

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does anyone know a good hair straightner?


thanks

ceramic. doesnt damage your hair!

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lately i have just been so tired with the way i do my make-up for my eyes. everyone says i have gorgeous eyes, but i would like to bring them out more with new and better make-up. i usually just wear black eyeliner, black mascara, and a little eyeshadow. by the end of the day it looks as though i'm not wearing any make-up at all. so what i'm asking is, what kinds of eyeliner would really bring out my eyes? here is a picture of my eyes. yea they look green, but it's just because of the lighting. they are actually a light blue. thanks again and the link for the picture is down there.

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/4048/botheyes21dp.png

stick with hte black mascara just wear brown eyeliner. dont get a crappy brand or it wwill comoff easily. wear bronze eyeshadow and your eye will look great! ;)

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how old do kittens have to be to get fixed?
if i dont get my kitten fixed will she go through heat or will anything happen besides she can get pregnant?
what are some signs of heat?
will rate 5's for good answers!

my cat it already a year old and shes been through heat a few times and shes still not fixed. dont wrry about it. just dont let her out that much. believe me shell stay out all night. thats what my cat does. shes still not pregnant. hope i helped.

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my hair is pretty straight and i want to have curly hair like the mary kate and ashley ( not permanently though ) so what can i do to make it curly.. i dont have a hot iron curler thing so im not gonna go and buy one.. any tips? \

ps. i have those like curling things that you wrap your hair around .. if i were to use those, should my hair be wet or dry and how long should it be in there

sleep in them and your hair could be wet or dry. hope i helped

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I went to the movies with one of my friends that I havent seen it a couple of months and my other friends said ok have fun.Well when I got back there parents told me that they went to the Lake ( our hang out spot )So I went there and I couldnt find them.I called there cell and they didnt answer.Could it be that there blowing me off
PS They tend to get mad at me when im will other people because Im with them everyday.

they might be just call them and track down where they are. do whatever you can to catch them. then talk to each of them separtatley adn ask if theyre mad at you. hope i helped

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