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I'm extremely cynical, sarcastic, and apathetic. I doubt I'll take you serious.
I'm a deadbeat and probably have no future. I drive a stick shift, probably better than you.

advice

When I talk and flirt with a boy, he usually flirts back. Then I jump on the fact that he likes me just as much as I like him. How do I chill out, and idk, "play that game" where it doesn't seem like I'm desperate to be with him. Sometimes I can scare guys away like that, what should I do?

hard-to-get, you mean?
You just kind of act like you don't really care.
talk to other people but him
don't focus all of your attention on him.

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i gave head on july 11th. and now i have 3 canker sores in my mouthhh...do i have herpes? or is that a sign...should i get it checked oout....

that would be a start.

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im always shy, i just need advice on how to be more out there and my self and more outgoing.Also, this might not be the right topic but also how to be sexy ( for my boyfriend ). thanx to anything

you should get a subscription to a magazine
like;;Cosmopolitan.
Been there, with the shyness deal.
You have to realize the people around you are in the same situation as you are
You say something, and it's human nature for someone to respond.
You kind of have to stop caring what people think so much.

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13 Female.
School starts in 10 day's, and I want to come back with a splash. I'm getting braces tomorrow (finally) my hair's grown and taken an adorable shape, and my boob's have gone from being a 34B to a 36C. I've done alot of shopping and my face has cleared up.

Now I want that personality to go with it. You know, friendly, outgoing, confident, cute, and flirty. I'm sick of being too loud, or too obnoxious. How do I tone myself done, to be the calmer, cooler, collected girl I am? Thanks!

I can't say this any other way but this.
just be yourself.
fxck them&what they think.

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does anyone know any cheep "artsie" clothing stores.. that mabye i could shop at online?

artsie?
I know I get a lot of my clothes from Salvation Army, or second hand stores in general.
that way it's unique and no one really has it.

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What toothpaste works the best to get rid of pinples and zits?

yeah it dries it all out.
but don't do it too much.

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i'm 5'8 and 112 pounds maybe? how fast can i lose around 10-15 pounds and how? what are some things i can do?

Honestly, you don't need to lose any weight.
you'll look like a damn twig.

but if you really want it, I guess the usual
ie-watching what you eat and doing situps/crunches.

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14/f..

ok. things that make it seem like this kid likes me:
-when he says hi, he blushes & then looks down
-he looks at me a whole lot.
-he always smiles at me
-all of his friends, ask if i'm jaci.. [ thats my name]
-at this party, everyone screamed, JACIS HERE!
& my one friend said, that he looked over at me smiled & then looked down
-hes really shy around me..bc he talked to all the other girls=/ is that bad?
-at this fair..everyone said he'd watch me wherever i went & followed me around.
-at this baseball field.. his friends kept looking at me & so did his brother & theyd smile at me, & then i could hear the kid i like say "shh shut up, she might hear you"
-9 people are like positive he likes me.

& stuff like that.
The one bad thing, that i think he doesnt like me..
some kid asked if he liked me.. & he said, "hell no" really quick. but, my like best friend, which is guy, is like "he probaly just said that, because he doesnt want anyone to know because hes afraid you dont like him back"

do you agree with what my best friend thats a guy said? or no?
do you think he likes me?
or is it pretty obvious, he hates me?

should i ask him.. if he does? or something? like what should i do.. HELP.

well, there's no signs saying he doesn't.
your friend was right.
Kind of leaves one answer to the whole question.

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i started taking birth control pills and i was wondering when its safe for my boyfriend to not use a condom?

well, if you forget the pill once
and are having unprotected sex.
You get pregnant from that one missed day.

So I'd do it a couple times with no condom or...yeah.

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I was watching a movie today and it was kind of like the movie Thirteen, it's pretty much the same story just the movie I watched was based a true person - it was one of those lifetime original movies, Augusta Gone or something like that. Well I would never smoke because personally, I think it's a disgusting habit. But one of the girls on the show said that smoking (ciggarettes) helps quicken your metabolism. I was just curious as to whether or not that was true. And if you say that it is true, what's your proof? If it isn't true, how do you know for sure?

I promise this will in no way impact whether or not I smoke, I think smoking is gross, but I was just kind of curious when I heard that. I guess I could probably look it up myself, but my internet connection hasn't been very good and I've been getting really frustrated waiting for pages to load so I just assume this would be quicker on my part.

Thanks in advance for the answers.

I smoke, not a big deal.
it makes you less hungry and it speeds up your metabolism.
Ciggarettes are a stimulant.

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If you have sex while on your period can you still get pregnant? and if so what is the likely hood? Or if you use a condom?

you can still get pregnant.
it's a little less likely.

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I have a friend who is mad at me. I wont say why but she says she will never talk to me again. I tried to work it out but she wont listen to me. WHat should I do?

well if you wont say why.
no one can really help.

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Does anyone know of any good online game sites for when you're bored??? *other than miniclip*

thanks!

www.collegehumor.com
the best.
www.dump.com

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Okay like over a year ago i taped all these pictures on my wall like 200 or so.. && i took them off && the wall looks awful..Painting isn`t an option && i don`t know what to do && to put those pictures back up would take a LONG time. I don`t really have money for posters.. So if you have any ideas please help.. Its horrible && i hate it..I doubt theres much to do but i just thought i`d give it a shot;;
ALso i have tons && tons of construction paper maybe i can put that up && then like draw or write on it..I can do grafitti good so maybe that would be okay..

well, if you can grafitti on your walls, why can't you paint them?
you should get the big posterboard things if you're going with paper.

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Ok I'm going to a party tomorrow and am being introduced to a guy. Any tips on what I should wear or how I should do my makeup/hair? I don't want to dress like a skank but I don't want to be too conservative either.
I have really long curly dark hair with red streaks (curly) but I can straighten it, really tanned skin, brown eyes, and a slighty curvy figure.
Thanks

guys don't really like it when you dress like, well
you're ready to dance in a burlesque show.
I'd go with that smoky look for makeup, eyeliner, you know
it's "big" now.
And you want your outfit to say that you spent a while on it, but you didn't spend too much time on it.
I'd stick with neutral colours,too.

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My boyfriend cheated on me one week after we got together. Now I have taken him back (about 2 weeks after he cheated on me). All of my friends thinks it's a misstake but I believe in second chaces and I like this guy...All advicenators out there do you believe in the term- "once a cheater, always a cheater"??
Was it a big misstake to take him back, should I dump him for what he did to me?

give it a try.
My friend took back a cheater and is getting played again.
You need for him to come back to you.
but I'd just watch him
and let him know you're never going to forget that he did cheat on you.

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Hey! My boyfriend is really horny. I know, he is a guy but come on! He wants to have sex 24/7!! We haven't had sex yet. I want to but when ever he has tried to go for it there has been sort of a crowd there =/
1 st time he tried/wanted: on a buss!
2nd time he tried/wanted: outside of a metal consert up against a steel wall with peple just around the corner
3rd: on gravel right infront of a parking lot with at least 15 car wich had their light on. SPOTLIGHT!
4th: at a café!!!

Seriously, does that sound hot or just weird??
Don't get me wrong, it's not like I'm a virgin and I do want to sleep with him...just not in thoose places =/
What should I do?

well, he's obviously into getting it on in public.
I guess he likes the thrill of a possiblity of getting caught.

If you're ready to have sex with him, than I really think you should be able to talk to him about it
so, you can tell him that that's just not what you're into.
a compromise might be having sex in your room but infront of a window or something.

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Whenever I'm not with my boyfriend I'm happy. And when I'm on my way to see him I think to my self "why didn't I cancel? Why am I going to see him. I don't want to see him!"
But when I do meet him and when I'm with him, I like it and I want to be with him. But then When I have to go I get happy for leaving him!
What's that all about?? Don't I like him? Is it somethig wrong with me??

ohgod I had that problem with my last boyfriend.
we're taking a break right now
and it's nice to see eachother as friends
& we're going to get backtogether probably in a few weeks.

I think a break or just breaking up in general is a good idea.

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i have very, very bad sunburn down my back, my arms and half od my torso, and some of my face it gives off a constant burn and is killing me, my gf is probally coming over today and we are very physical and i deathly want to be physical with her but im afraid my sunburn will end up hurting alot(which i can take if it means even a min. with her but i'd rather avoid). so if anyone has a quick remedy, or somthing to reduce its redness and the pain, plz for the love of god tell me.

alo vera.
just keep it moisterized.
and next time
try some sunblock, kaybud?

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what are some good pop rock/punk songs??? like the type of music that aly & aj and the veronicas sing. thnks =]

that's not poprock or punk.

but you might like Tegan and Sara
myspace.com/teganandsara

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