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Q: Today I was named captain of my school's cheerleading squad, which is really good until I realized that I have no idea what I am doing. This is the first time my school has had a real squad and if I mess it up they might not have it again. Someone suggested renting a video on cheering, does anyone else have ideas?
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A good squad has:
*A dance or two
*Many cheers for different occaisions
*Chants and sidelines
*Stunts
*Uniforms
*Fun
Don't worry about it too much, and have fun. A video would actually be a good idea. Or ask a cheerleader to help. They're everywhere. Like a friends sister or an adult who used to be one.
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Q: I need help. I wanna BE WITH guys, but they all think I'm retarded cuz of what happened last week. I think the capt. of the football team saw me jacking off with my pink sparkley dildo. Now none of the guys wanna be with me. What should I do?
Signed,
Retarded and disgusting
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You have a pink sparkly dildo??
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Q: am i weird? i masterbate with anything and everything i can. ( and electric toothbrush, stuffed animals, my dog, ext.) heve i crossed the line?
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Nah. You'll be fine. The dog might be a little much. And definatly don't take anything that''s not yours. Otherwise, have fun!
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Q: what does ballin mean?
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Um... in what way? To say something is ballin means it's cool.
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Q: I like to eat the crumbs, and small ones first, even if I have to dig deep in the bag. Sometimes, I dump them out to get to the small ones. People think I'm weird. Am I?
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No. I do that all the time for ships and stuff. Yummy things, those chips.
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Q: I have 2 questions, 1. I have a friend who almost commited suicide and how I know this is because when she came to school today I asked why she had'nt been there very long and she said that she was in the hospital and then she showed me the scars, Honestly I have'nt known her that long and she said she wouldnt do it again and she promised me she would'nt what am i supposed to do to help her? My 2nd question is My other friend who I have known a LONG time is preganent and I saw her taking these pills that get you high and then I asked what that would do to her baby and she said she doesnt care and that her baby could die. I know she is young but she shouldnt take the life of a child what should I do?
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First friend: She promised she wouldn't. That's good. If she seems at all depressed, tell an adult. Actually, tell an adult anyway.
Second Friend: You can't stop her from taking drugs.
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Q: I can't tell if i am but i can't stop thinking about him and i have a not in my stomach
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It could be love... or lust. Or Something. Time will tell. You really haven't given much info here.
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Q: We haven't had sex for a couple months and quiet frankly im horny. Last time i asked him for some he told me i wasnt gunna get layed anymore unless i got a gigilo (male prostitute).hes my husband and i want his body?! i wonder if he finds me
do u think i should leave him or ask him to treat me better.
Mrs. iwanttogetlayed
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That's not good. You mean, your married and he says he won't do it with you, at all?? How... strange. You could always touch yourself, but it's not as nice as being next to your husband. Ask him why he doesn't want to. IF nothing else, see a counselor. If he won't go, go alone.
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Q: I work for a junior high school and there are plenty of good looking kids in the school. I am only 23 so I don't think it is wrong to like these students, not that any physical atraction would take place. But, there was one time, last week, were the most popular person in my Language arts third period class fingered and physically touched me! I was actually turned on! So, I told him to meet me at my house TOMOROW! I feel like I owe him either an appology... or a thanks. (if you know what I mean!)
What should I do
Master Bater
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EWWWWWW!!! Okay, you are WAY to old for this poor child, and this all needs to stop NOW! You and him are both gonna get in major trouble. You need to tell him that it's not gonna work and that he isn't old enough for you. And I mean ASAP!!!!
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Q: The kid pooped on his finger and gave me a poopy-willie in my ear. I have no idea what to do i don't even know how to change a diaper. His parents are out of town for a month and i have stuff in my ear. What on earth do you propose I do? Should i
a. Clean it out
b. leave it for proof
c. Take a picture for proof
d. Call 911 and get to the emergency room
e. All of the above
One more question,is this hazardus to my health?
Thank you
Big Momma P
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Wow, that is REALLY disgusting. First, flush your ear with water and rubbing alcohol. Second, disipline the child. Third, chill, everything will be okay. You have him for an entire month? That can't be fun. I also reccomend calling his parents if he tries anything like that again. Oh, and learn to change a diaper.
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Q: well I am having trouble in my 7th grade math class and my grandma wants me to get a touter.She has been buging me for ever and to me if I get a totour I will feel stupid so.. Should I or should I not get a totour.
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Yes get one. There's nothing to be ashamed of. LOTS of people get tutors for math. Even really smart people. Math just bugs like 40% of the population (that's two fifths, by the way ;).
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Q: How can I get my plastic glow in the dark stars to stay on my ceiling? That puddy stuff they give you just doesn't seem to be working and if I don't do something fast someone could lose an eye.
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It depends on what you are willing to use. There's super-glue, different sticky tack, elmers, thumb tacks, nails, and our old friend spit.
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Q: I'm making "Day of the Dead Bread" for Spanish class, and it's due tomorrow. I was just wondering, is it ok to let the bread rise for more than the allotted time (it says about 1 -1/2 hours)? My mom and my aunt think it's ok if you go a little over, as long as you don't go under the rising time. Just wanting to know, as it's handy information.
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Yep. Not too long, but 15 minutes to half an hour should be alright.
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Q: What's the appropriate response when someone e-mails you a question that's addressed in your site's Frequently Asked Questions page? See, I've got this forum up at spacefem.com and people just don't seem to understand the benifits that come from clicking that "FAQ" link, they still bug us all the time. Should we shame them endlessly? Politely direct them to the FAQ page? Just answer their question and accept the fact that people on the internet can't seem to learn to read?
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We need MFS to answer this one, dude. Wait... unless this IS MFS. In that case, wth??? I thought you knew everything.
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Q: I know this person who has really annoying habits on the internet. There are no periods, so it takes forever to try to understand her, and she uses numbers in the middle of words(c u l8er, g2g, etc) . It wouldn't really bother me too much except she goes on forever, and she can't spell. She also capitalizes random words and uses ... or ! after every other word. What can I do to tell her that is annoying me? She is one of my closest friends, but it is driving me crazy!
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She uses netspeek. I don't like too much of it either. Try just telling her to take more time on her sentences, that you aren't in a rush and appreciate punctuation.
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Q: I have a cold. I've been blowing my nose all day with these awful tissues and now it's all sore and I think i'm going to die. what do I do? stop blowing it? band-aid it so the snot just doesn't run out? sorry this is so gross.
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Use lotion in-between blows. And try to clear house with each blow, rather than just wiping.
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Q: I want to dye my hair blue... no... I MUST dye my hair blue! bright blue! the problem is that I have dark hair and I've never dyed it before and I think I have to bleach it blonde first then dye it blue for the color to show up. Is that going to ruin my hair and make it all crackly and nasty?
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Yes. Attain the help of a hair stylist before embarking on this journey.
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Q: I hate you guys. You gave me terrible advice and now i am stuck in spanish and failing. THANKS
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Um, I've never answered one of your quetions, but on behalf of all of us here at advicenators, YOU'RE WELCOME!!
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Q: my sister and I went to the swimming pool and when we got back she was like 'I WAN In tHE SHOWER FIRST!!!" so I let her take a shower first, and while she was in there I didn't know what to do then I remembered I hadn't played the piano for a while. so I sat down and played the piano. but I was still wet and had my swimsuit on. so I get up and on the piano bench, which is wood, there's this raised warped part where it's kinda lighter color and it's EXACTLY the shape of my BUTT and you can see where my thighs were and everything! I tried to dry it but it won't go away. I'm really freaking out because my mom will be home in a few hours and I don't know what to do!
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This is WAAAAAY to late, but oh well. Sit on the rest of the bench, lol. Stain the whole thing that way.
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Q: Should I dust my room when I can see cobwebs all over...well..everything?
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bio
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My name is Deanna: aka manrashi, banana, deanimal
I'm 15 and I like answering questions. I try to be as competent, coherant, and helpful as possible. Everyone is welcome to ask me questions personally, as it it makes me feel special.
I LOOOVE cooking and drawing and other artistic type things. I also like altering photos and making avvies/icons in photoshop, so I will take any requests for those as well. (email or IM me).
Please rate my advice, and rate it fairly. If I deserve a 2, go ahead and give me one, you won't hurt my feelings.
Pet peeve: people who answer questions just to say "That sucks, I don't know. Sux 2 B u."(If you don't know, why are you answering?) and people who say "Hope I helped!" (Obviously, or you wouldn't have an advice column)
Haha, sorry.
I'm out.
>>-Deanna->
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Info
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Website: E-mail: Gender: Female Location: Texas Occupation: Student Age: 15 AIM: Yahoo: MSN: deanimal90@hotmail.com Member Since: December 20, 2003 Answers: 218 Last Update: March 11, 2007 Visitors: 14641
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