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The Kid Pooped


Question Posted Wednesday December 31 2003, 9:58 pm

The kid pooped on his finger and gave me a poopy-willie in my ear. I have no idea what to do i don't even know how to change a diaper. His parents are out of town for a month and i have stuff in my ear. What on earth do you propose I do? Should i
a. Clean it out
b. leave it for proof
c. Take a picture for proof
d. Call 911 and get to the emergency room
e. All of the above

One more question,is this hazardus to my health?
Thank you
Big Momma P


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xO_sTePhIe_Ox answered Friday August 6 2004, 6:01 pm:
A would be the best :) Good luck <3 Steph

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ncheer answered Thursday February 26 2004, 5:33 pm:
hey! duhhhhhhhhhhhhh A! Oh no mabey you should leave it there for another month as proof!? J/J

n*cheer

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MysticalSwirls answered Saturday February 21 2004, 11:18 pm:
no duh, A!! what kinda idiot would leave poop in their ear?

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amy1980 answered Sunday January 11 2004, 1:12 pm:
I honeslty think this question is a hoax, because no one can be this, uh, well, stupid (leaving poop in your ear is just stupid). If you can't change a diaper, you shouldn't be watching the child for a month. And if you are nasty enough to leave it for proof, you deserve whatever happens to you for leaving it in. For goodness sakes, people will leave their kid with anybody. It won't kill you. Clean your ear, clean the child, then put him in time out for pooping on his finger. If you are still worried call your doctor, but I think he'll laugh at you.

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MichiruKaiou answered Thursday January 1 2004, 8:04 am:
Ugh, that's a little disturbing. Well, clean it out.. that's common sense, why on earth would you keep it in there just for proof? That's utterly disturbing! Just tell his parents when they get back.

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shay*shay answered Wednesday December 31 2003, 10:32 pm:
EWW! I hope you cleaned that out! Im sure if you tell the parents about what happened its not like they'll think you're lieing to them. But if you keep it in there the parents will think you're weird and never invite you back.
-shay :-)

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Deanimal answered Wednesday December 31 2003, 10:23 pm:
Wow, that is REALLY disgusting. First, flush your ear with water and rubbing alcohol. Second, disipline the child. Third, chill, everything will be okay. You have him for an entire month? That can't be fun. I also reccomend calling his parents if he tries anything like that again. Oh, and learn to change a diaper.

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Elle answered Wednesday December 31 2003, 10:09 pm:
clean it

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