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Insults.
I have this assignment for my English class (related to Cyrano, if you've ever read it) where I have to somehow obtain 9 insults.
I've come up with one:
If Vogue ever does an ugly issue, you'd be on the front cover.
I am having a really hard time with these. If anyone can help, please do!
Oh, and no "your mom" jokes, and no fat jokes.
Please help; I've actually put in hours of sitting in front of a blank page.
Thank you!
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Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
You have a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard.
Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass
you're so ugly,
just after you was born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's go bury it."
thats all i got.
hope you enjoy
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If your brain was chocolate you wouldn't fill an M&M
The closest thing you'll ever come to a brainstorm is a light drizzle
Everybody has the right to be ugly but you’re abusing it
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When you were younger, did your mom acidentally put you in the dryer?
Does the makeup artist from Night Of The Living Dead, do your makeup?
I think you need to read "Life For Dummies."
Haha, thats all I can think of. Hope I helped. This was fun.
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I found this web site if it's of any help. It's a list of nose jokes from Roxanne.
eg. "Laugh and the world laughs with you; sneeze and it's goodbye Seattle."
"Ooh, what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?"
"Say, does that thing there influence the tides?"
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whenuyou were little ur mom had to tie a pork chop to ur face to make the dog like you.
lolz i like tht 1
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Laughter is the best medicine;
and your face is curing the world
lmao i love tht one :]
ok apparntely that wasn't what you wanted
sorry i trie to help?
gosh this was a stupid question anyways.
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Guess what? Only 345,267,523 more days left until I actually care what you think.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
It's not your smell that bothers me, it's the burning of my eyes.
And my ultimate favorite:
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.
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www.jokes.com
on the left column there should say "jokes by category"
go there and there should say "insults"
click that and there you go!
Take care and god bless.
-Itz Krazy
EDIT: no they didnt change their site..i just went on it
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Watch a ton of Yo Momma or Family Guy. Stewie insults just about everyone.
♥T!NA
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And apparently, the advice you got wasn't what you wanted to hear. Grow up & stop being a pansy ass about it.
They do tell more jokes than just "your mom" on yo momma. You'd know if you actually watched the show.
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First i am not going to give you the answers. but insults aren't that hard to come up with. if your walking down the street or in school you think of one... write it down. if you need really bad help go to a quotes website like www.goodquotes.com it might give you some ideas from there quote how to make an insult
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