ok i was having sex with this one guy tony and i couldnt stop. but finnaly it was time u know to take off my thong and put on a condom (on him of course) and so my thong wouldnt come off (it was one of the ones that u r supose to tie) and so he ripped it off and when i was putting the condom on him the door bell rang so i had to get up u know and i was like oh damn we have to stop but he was like oh let it ring we need to do it anyways i hope i am going to do it all night and i was like oh u bet ur luckie ass on that and i couldnt stop and we were burning rubber (when u go really fast and it starts to burn) then i had to go pee so i told him i had to stop so i did then when i came back i saw his friends looking and they have been looking since we started! so i told them they can come in in 10 mins so they were still looking and i was yelling oh tony oh tony and he was like oh jenny oh jenny and then i told his friends to come in. then i got drunk then i was having a three sum and then another guy came in and so in was like a 4 sum. and then they had to go home but i told tony to stay and we were doing it all night. then the next day was school and everyone was staring at me and i was asking the guys i did it with wut wuz going on and they told the whole school and i turned around and 3 guys were humping me so i told them to come to my house so when we went to my house i grabed a whip and everything so i was doing it all night with them! but i took a pregnantcy test and it said i was pregnant but i didnt know whos baby!!!!!!!!!!!
Siren_Cytherea answered Friday February 13 2004, 10:50 pm: Are you sure this wasn't a dream? I don't mean to be a bitch, but honestly...You sound thirteen, at most, and this sounds like some random erotic story you wrote and wanted to see who'd read and reply to it. How unrealistic is it that your thong wouldn't come off? "oh tony oh tony!" Oh bull**** oh bull****! [ Siren_Cytherea's advice column | Ask Siren_Cytherea A Question ]
Here-To-Help answered Friday February 6 2004, 12:12 pm: ??? Well ya think? The chances of you getting pregnant are pretty high and that's disgusting. I'd keep the baby if I were you, but you obviously don't really love one of the guys if you pretty much cheated on him a lot...even if he was there when all of this was happening. That's a really slutty thing to do and do what you think is right. But I'd keep the baby and raise it alone...because I don't think you really love all of those guys and by the way you were describing how fast everything was, those guys don't seem to respect you enough to raise a baby with you.
Good Luck and don't do anything like that again unledd you love the boy or you don't cheat on him either because that's just disgusting okay?
loveinggirl2003 answered Friday January 30 2004, 9:46 pm: I was reading the outher peoples addvice thay sond realy mean i think you shoud keep the kid and get a plood deas to find the feather put dont kile the babe and if you dont like the babys dad then i sugest you get leagle kusteadfy if it good lock with the baby i hope you dont kile it. [ loveinggirl2003's advice column | Ask loveinggirl2003 A Question ]
ilikebananas answered Monday January 26 2004, 10:57 pm: what the hell is your problem ur a hoe deal with it...... do not kill the baby get a blood test and rasie the kid o be a nice human being and to not get pregnet........ [ ilikebananas's advice column | Ask ilikebananas A Question ]
aka_kittkatt answered Monday January 26 2004, 10:07 pm: Shit. That sounded like something from a soap opera.
Turc answered Monday January 26 2004, 10:31 am: You know what? After reading the advice on here, I think they're hitting the mark. Except for one thing.
There's no reason that you should get an abortion. It's your own fucking fault that you did the stupid stuff that you did. Keep this baby through the pregnancy and then give it up for adoption, because it deserves a better life and upbringing than with you. But there's no reason to kill an innocent person because you were too stupid to use a condom or contraception whilst having sex with multiple partners. That's your own fault and you shouldn't take it out on someone else.
I'm all for pro-choice, but under the right consequences- rape, death to mother, etc. But you brought this one upon yourself. Now you have to face the music.
My cousin was FIFTEEN when she got pregnant. FIFTEEN. She had sex with her boyfriend once without a condom and boom, now she has a baby. She was going to study to be a chef, and now she has to cancel those classes for school-age parenting programs. Her life is ruined because of that one bad decision. While I'm with my friends, she's at home with the baby. While I'm taking band, she's taking Child Care 1.
koshii answered Monday January 26 2004, 12:54 am: You are fucking odd.
That spawn of yours will be miserable.
Give it away or delete it, but do not force a human to live with you.
Ever.
Jesus. [ koshii's advice column | Ask koshii A Question ]
Pandabalism answered Monday January 26 2004, 12:18 am: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ok, I'm sorry, but that is the funniest thing I've read all day. Now for the advice: Get some morals, although I think it might be too late. Some how start to respect yourself more, however, after all of that, I don't know how you could. And secondly, you're ruining your baby's(and not to mention YOUR life)life already. If I were you, I'd get an abortion or give it up for adoption, but that's just me. Personally, I think you deserve what you're dealing with, because you are obviously one of the most stupid people to ever walk the face of the earth. I mean, ok...you're having all of this sex, and not putting the condom on first, and having three sums and four sums. I mean, HELLO? Where was your fucking brains when you were doing this? Pffffft. hahahahahahahahaha. Sorry, just thought of that saying, "I want to hump your brains out." Anywho, back to the advice....sounds to me like you're screwed. I would definetely talk to your parents about all of this, and for the love of God, start using your head, and quit spreading your legs. And the added information? I don't get it. If you loved any of those guys, or any guy...you wouldn't being doing all of that stuff. [ Pandabalism's advice column | Ask Pandabalism A Question ]
QBillion answered Sunday January 25 2004, 5:22 pm: Ok, number one what the hell are you doing with 6 guys!? Pregnancy is the least of your worries at this point. You could get a STD. Second, condom goes on first, not after you start having sex. Three, you shouldn't be drinking alcohol and getting drunk. Even though I don't know how old you are, you said you were still in school. And last, you shouldn't have sex with someone unless you really know them, and it should be meaningful.
Good Luck - QBillion [ QBillion's advice column | Ask QBillion A Question ]
Cspinoza1 answered Sunday January 25 2004, 3:25 pm: The only way is a blood test. And honestly I wouldnt be worring about that, I would be worried about an STD if I were you. SO get yourself tested because right now being worried about being pregnaut should be the at the bottom of your list. And what the hell were you thinking 6 guys?
EternalFolly answered Sunday January 25 2004, 3:22 pm: It may be none of my business but what the HELL are you thinking! First, it's never time to take off your thong and put a condom on him AFTER you've started having sex! CONDOM ON BEFORE ANYTHING! Now I don't know how old you are but you're obviously not old enough to drink since you're still in school. You're acting like a complete slut and this is going to have long term effects on your life I guarantee that. After six guys in two nights pregnancy is the least of your worries. Get yourself tested for sexually transmitted diseases right away. I cannot stress enough how important this is. Also, no more drinking and definitely no more sex. If you are determined to ruin your life use protection all the time and make sure its on before ANY contact at all. You can get pregnant from a guys pre-ejaculatory emissions just as easily as if he blows a load inside you, understand? I can't tell you whether or not you should keep the baby bacause thats too much of an emotionally charged issue. I lost my first child with my first girlfriend due to a miscarriage and let me tell you it's the most painfull thing you'll feel. If you decide to keep it and find who the father is make sure you put his name on the birth certificate so he can't run out on you and no pay any child support or anything. I wish you the best of luck now and in all your future decisions whether they are good or bad. [ EternalFolly's advice column | Ask EternalFolly A Question ]
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