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I'm KittKatt. No, I'm afraid it's not the chocolate bar. I apologize if you came here looking for some good old junk food. I give out advice when I've got too much time on my hands. I take no responsibility if anyone dies from advice, so don't say I didn't warn you!
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Ok I can not stand this girl at my school she is a total b****!She thinks that she is popular but she isn't she is sooo mean tooo everyone.I was friends with her but then I started to date her ex- and she got so mad!!!!And she already got a boyfriend after she dumped her ex-!I just can't stand her!HELP!HELP!HELP!HELP!HELP!HELP!HELP!
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HELP (link)
Try to ignore her as best you can.


Hi I am someones friend and Im using there computer and I really need to ask a question but theya re sleeping so I just decided to ask anyways....

Well I hate myself and I tried hanging myself like 3 times.. am I crazy?? (link)
No you're not crazy, you're probably just very depressed. Is there any particular reason why you are feeling so down? Talk to someone about how you feel, sharing your thoughts with a close friend has always helped me feel better.


wat would u say if a guy say's u are damnnnnnnnnnn clever, and say's u jst naggggggggg like my wife, even though his not married as i hav know him for nearly a yr!
but we r gd frendz! (link)
Learn English first. Start with small words and then when you get better, you can use bigger words.


I think my big toe is interesting. I know that's weird, but I can't help staring at it. What should I do?! (link)
Hack it off with a machete.


Is there a site or downloader I can download music but not have to pay to download it or get caught? There are so many songs I want but I won't download just to be careful. (link)
Try http://www.kazaa.com/ and use that program. I currently use it, it's quite good I think. It's banner supported, but it is completely free. There is no limit as to how many songs you can download or upload. Just be sure to have an antivirus program when you're downloading anything, regardless of what program you're using.


I like to eat the crumbs, and small ones first, even if I have to dig deep in the bag. Sometimes, I dump them out to get to the small ones. People think I'm weird. Am I? (link)
What's your definition of weird? Go by that.


all my pets have died and my mom says i cant get anymore because she thinks i am not responsible. what do i do? (link)
Why don't you try a joint responsibility? And it depends on what kinds of pets you had before they've died. If they were fish, I realize they can die pretty easily with the cause unknown. If they were something like a cat or a dog, I'm curious as to how much attention you paid to them.

Try a pet that is easy to take care of.


Ever since I was little I couldn't talk to people I didn't know. When I became older, I started having the same problem with girls. I had a few girlfriends early in high school, but they asked me. They weren't really my type either. They always wanted to party and do drugs. I didn't. I guess that I am the last of a dying breed. My freshman dance was 2 years ago and I didn't even think about going because I was to shy to ask anyone. I always use the excuse that I have a rejection phobia. I am the person that you see at a party that is hanging out with with his friends because no one likes talks either. I can't just go up to a girl and say, hey do you want to go and see a movie this weekend or something. I used to be fat through elementary school and 7 and 8 grade. Then I went to the gym and I went from 250lbs to 180lbs. I am 6'1 so this weight is better. Even though I look better I still don't have the courage to talk to girls. I always think that if I ask them, after they turn me down that they will go off and blab to their friends and make fun of me. I have asked a couple of girls out and they say that they like me as a friend or that they don't have time for a boyfriend and then a couple days later someone else asks them out and they say yes. This year the prom is fast approaching and I didn't ask anyone. Someone tell me how to get over this. I am 17. I don't play sports, maybe thats why. Girls want sports guys. And I don't hang out with the popular crowd because they are too fake. Help.
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Girls are people too. Talk to them like you would with any other guy.


I like to have sex with my dog, is that normal? (link)
It is normal if you are another dog who can type.
If not, then consider it not normal.


I play basketball and volleyball and i have a blisted on the bottom of my left foot. ANy suggestion on how to get it away...fast? (link)
Not sure how to make blisters go away.
To prevent them from happening again, check to make sure your socks and shoes fit you properly.


PLEASE HELP ME I LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH AND HE IS THE AIR I BREETH HE IS MY ONE SOMEONE BUT HE LEFT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN I GET MY LOVE BACK? HE IS SO NICE AND I HAD MY FIRST KISS WITH HIM AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I ALMOST KILLED MY SELF WITH A KITCHAN KNIFE!!!!!! I WANT HIM BACK BUT HE MOVED AND I DONT THINK HE HAS A PHONE.and he does not go to my school any more SO HOW CAN I WIN HIS LOVE AGEN?

E-MAIL ME!!! fatcat10002000@yahoo.com


o god please help me!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (link)
Ok, please don't kill yourself with a kitchen knife. What happens if someone tries to use for cutting steak and they don't know what you've done with it?
Of course you want the one you loved back, who wouldn't? Face the facts, he moved away. You can try a long distance relationship, but that won't work unless you're both dedicated to doing that.
It can be hard, but you're gonna live. Move on with your life.


At school no guy likes me!!every time i ask one out they say no .what do i do??

please help
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Absolutely nothing.
You can live without a boyfriend.


Why are people so mean?? Are any of you like that...you know...where you think you're too good for everybody else? (tell the truth) Because I want to know what you guys think...and I just hate life sometimes. I pay them NO MIND...but it's just sad...to watch how other people squirm under their wrath...I hate it...
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People are mean because they have a cold, nasty, unfeeling heart. They have no conscience and do not care about others.
Actually, I'm just guessing. These are just random words coming from my brain.


Is it bad to have wet dreams? (link)
No.


Okay, today at lunch a guy that's friends with my friend "Tim" asked me out for Tim. Nice, huh? Well, problem is, I don't feel the same way about Tim... I don't wanna say no to him, cuz I'd feel soooo horrible, but I don't wanna date someone when I like this other guy A LOT. One of my best friends said that I should date Tim for a week, and dump him if I don't like him. I think that'd be evil! WHAT SHOULD I DO?! (link)
Don't lead the poor guy on. Turn him down, gently but firmly.


When at school, sometimes I kinda go crazy by taking the seagulls from off the grass and eating them, and then I throw rocks and berries at my friends. Just yesterday, I went streaking and painted myself in tiger stripes through math class. In the computer lab I take all the cds and break them. I've broken a computer one time too. Also I eat pages of textbooks when teachers don't watch. I burned some of the books in the library and then ate them. (Actually, they're pretty tasty with some ketchup.) Last week I jumped on a lunch table and pissed on a yard duty. I am 26 years old and I am still in the 8th grade. Is this normal?
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Of course! I do that too.


ok i was having sex with this one guy tony and i couldnt stop. but finnaly it was time u know to take off my thong and put on a condom (on him of course) and so my thong wouldnt come off (it was one of the ones that u r supose to tie) and so he ripped it off and when i was putting the condom on him the door bell rang so i had to get up u know and i was like oh damn we have to stop but he was like oh let it ring we need to do it anyways i hope i am going to do it all night and i was like oh u bet ur luckie ass on that and i couldnt stop and we were burning rubber (when u go really fast and it starts to burn) then i had to go pee so i told him i had to stop so i did then when i came back i saw his friends looking and they have been looking since we started! so i told them they can come in in 10 mins so they were still looking and i was yelling oh tony oh tony and he was like oh jenny oh jenny and then i told his friends to come in. then i got drunk then i was having a three sum and then another guy came in and so in was like a 4 sum. and then they had to go home but i told tony to stay and we were doing it all night. then the next day was school and everyone was staring at me and i was asking the guys i did it with wut wuz going on and they told the whole school and i turned around and 3 guys were humping me so i told them to come to my house so when we went to my house i grabed a whip and everything so i was doing it all night with them! but i took a pregnantcy test and it said i was pregnant but i didnt know whos baby!!!!!!!!!!! (link)
Shit. That sounded like something from a soap opera.

Use your head.


i want to get a gutar, but i dont no what to get? i dont want it to hurt my fingers but i want to rock!

what should i get? (link)
Look around before you head out the door and buy the first one you set your eyes on. I suggest starting with an acoustic before electric. Every guitar is gonna hurt your fingers, unless you leave it sitting in the corner of your room collecting dust.


Okay so here it goes!*Greg* keeps teasing me like playing around.He tells me im a stalker and he says he doesnt know where he got it from he just says its funny.So he goes to my church,school,and hes in my carpool.Today he told the girl in my carpool*julia* that I asked him out.Shes like "*mary* how could you"! And then she told me and I like looked at him and he started cracking up!And when we wait for our parents to come pick us up he takes my backpack and puts it somwhere.He also looke through it when im walking with it on.

So acouple of weeks ago I was at *julias* house and *greg* was there. Cuz julias brother is friends with him. We mostley were in julias room for the time so he kept coming to the room and talking to us which julia said that he NEVER does. So we all played uno attack wile we were there and he never won so he told me that i jynked him.

Oh and hes one year older then me. So im not sure of anything really.

And whenever im wearing a sweater he decides to pull my hood and send me back and he LOVES to flick me! Its kinna anoyind, but I'd like to know Does he like me or what?
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He does.


I have been friends with this guy for 6 years ever since i was 9 as we got older things started to change i started to like him for more than a friend. he is the guy that when i see him i always feel better i haved some major medical problems and afterwards he always cheers me up but latly he hasen't been comming to his moms house that much so i don't get to see him but once a month i don't know what to do? (link)
Ring him up. If you don't know his number, try the phone book. Send him an email or snail mail him a letter.




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