Question Posted Wednesday January 28 2004, 10:24 pm
When at school, sometimes I kinda go crazy by taking the seagulls from off the grass and eating them, and then I throw rocks and berries at my friends. Just yesterday, I went streaking and painted myself in tiger stripes through math class. In the computer lab I take all the cds and break them. I've broken a computer one time too. Also I eat pages of textbooks when teachers don't watch. I burned some of the books in the library and then ate them. (Actually, they're pretty tasty with some ketchup.) Last week I jumped on a lunch table and pissed on a yard duty. I am 26 years old and I am still in the 8th grade. Is this normal?
Sporkster answered Saturday April 24 2004, 9:34 pm: No, that is not normal, 0_o You freak! I suggest calling up your friendly neighborhood psycho-ward so they can get you a nice padded house and a straight white jacket to call your very own. [ Sporkster's advice column | Ask Sporkster A Question ]
MysticalSwirls answered Monday February 16 2004, 8:16 pm: umm right....k first if you are really serious, maybe you should go to a psychiatrist. they help people with your sort of ..uniqueness. second, if you are kidding, you must be very bored to actually come on an advice site and make up this kinda thing! [ MysticalSwirls's advice column | Ask MysticalSwirls A Question ]
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