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Wrongly Accused


Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 8:37 pm

This is long but like crucial in my life: Okay one of my friends broke into the popular jock's house and had a party while their whole family was on vacation (my friend and Mr. Popularity used to be friends a while ago, so my friend knew where the key is). So somebody spilled my name, but the truth was I went to Mr. Popularity's house without knowing he was gone! My friend called me and said "There's a party at [Mr. Popularity's Name Here]'s house." So me and my boyfriend went. But when we found out Mr. Popularity wasn't there we left. Well my mom was pissed at that already. Now my friend left his jacket with his name in it at Mr. Popularity's house. Before he confessed, he was lying about everything. So he said I had taken it at ...

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Fat?


Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 8:17 pm

My brother weighs 170-180 pounds and is about 5' 10"-5' 11" One catch. He is about the skinniest guy I know. He has like a six pack, no lies. But everywhere I look he's overweight, like am-i-fat.com and whatever. He lifts like 120 pounds, no jokes, goes to the Health Club everyday, lifts on the Boflex... so is the scale simply not considering muscle weight, or does he need help?

Signed,
Concerned for my Brother

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Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 7:55 pm

can any one suggest me songs
i like techno//pop//a little bit of punk/rock but not much and a little r&b
also some songs i can dance too

and sad/love/breaking up songs

thank ya i rate high

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Too Shy


Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 7:44 pm

Whenever i like someone, I get really shy and i cant talk to him in person. Is the any advice that will help me not be shy and accually talk to him in person. i have no problem talking to him on the computer by the way. :-\

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Back to School


Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 7:20 pm

I need help finding a back to school outfit (shirt specifically). My style is kind of glam & funky...i like stores like forever 21 & wetseal. I have looked in forever21, and couldn't find a thing i liked. Wet seal is no longer in my mall,so that's not an option. I have been to marshalls, tj maxx, bob's, the gap, express, and found nothing! all of these stores have basically all long sleeve shirts now (i want short sleeve), or are too pricy. i don't really want to spend over 20 bucks on a shirt. where can i go? if it helps i live in simsbury CT...i can travel about 25 min max (my mom works_. please help!

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eyes


Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 7:05 pm

I have rele big eyes....but not liek gorss eyes. They'r really curvy and pretty <i'm not trying t be stuck-up> but then only thign is i have no lcue hoe to do my eye make-up. I have half moon eye lids and green eyes. I'm wearign a dark navy blue shirt wiht jeans...i how should i do my eye make-up. I want it to be like...lie not rele heavy and pitch black. Thhnx<333

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Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 7:02 pm

sorry it's a little long well one of my close friends asked me out and he's kinda known as a cheater and I'm thinking of telling him yes but I've been hearing all these rumors that he kissed his ex and that he was trying to hook up with some other girl and it just makes me wonder about him.I asked him if it was true and he said no that he puts it on everything he has and he swore to god. my friend asked him too and he told her the same thing I really like him but I think I might get hurt if I say yes I will rate a 5.please help

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Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 6:44 pm

well is it wrong to go out with your friends ex but what if you went out with him before she did
we weren't friends at the time when she went out with him but then we became friends but I've known my crush longer than her ,me and my crush are really really close not in the touchy feeling way<like I trust him and he trusts me



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NOT SHURE


Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 6:17 pm

OK i have been going out with this guy for a few weeks and we havent gone anywhere or anything he also goes to a different school. SO then i wouldnt know if hes cheating on me or not. Hes really nice and all but im not shure if i should dump him or not. I RATE HIGH!!!!!!

-thanks-

NOT SHURE

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strange dreams


Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 6:13 pm

sorry for being so long just need to know wat it means I RATE 5's !!!!!i had this realy weird dream were these evil rock people were trying to kill me so then finaly we got them in a room and was filling it with deadly gasses and i got locked in side so then i started dieing slowly finally somehow someone gave me a gun slow i pointed the gun to my stomache *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* but i didnt die just made my pain worse then i shot my heart *bang* still didnt die shot my head i still didnt die!!!then i woke up

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grinding?


Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 6:01 pm

heyy im going to a party tonight.. and theres going to be dancing .. and im wondering how to grind.. haha i know you like move your body back and forth when ur on a guy but what else s there to it? and how do i get good at it? please help soon the partys soon..thanks

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Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 5:48 pm

i got a scratch on the bottom of my foot (dont ask how!!) and it hurts sooo much everytime i walk. what can i do because i have a track meet really soon...and it kind of stings when i run...

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temporary tattoos


Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 5:41 pm

Since I'm only 14, my parents won't let me get a nose ring. Has anyone ever gone to temporarytattoos.com and bought stuff from there? If they haven't, don't answer, or thats an automatic one. Unless they have some good sites to refer me to. How good are their products? Like the nose stud or whatever?

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Hair


Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 5:18 pm

OK How do you get your hair colored like kristins from Laguna Beach.. Like how its blonde but it has like brown in it.. does anyone know what it's called and how its done? thanks

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babysitting money


Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 5:11 pm

Whenever I babysit, the parents always ask me "How much do you pay per hour?". The truth is, I don't have a rate, and they always overpay me, which I don't mind :D, but I think it's impolite to take more than 15 dollars an hour. How can I politly set a reasonable babysitting rate that isn't too much or too little?

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Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 5:09 pm

okay so i turned 13 like 1 month and a few days ago. umm im going into 7th grade. i weigh 103 pounds andam 5'5. Is there any suggestions how i could loose weight my thighs i think are fat but my parents think that im just exagerating.please give me some advice on how to loose some weight. thanks<3

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ANSWER ASAP


Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 5:07 pm

what are some sites like sparknotes.com? like i need a site that will tell me info on a book because i didnt read a book and i need to know what its exactly about! THANKS ILL RATE IF YOUR GOOD

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pranks


Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 4:59 pm

my stepdad is always playing pranks on me. like at friendlys when i wasnt looking he cut a hole in my straw so i couldnt drink and he made me look to the side and then threw a piece of paper at me. and he says hes got the next prank for when we go again so i want ot heave a prank too so if someone could give me a good prank at friendlys that would be great. (nothing about changing his order)

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boy problems


Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 4:21 pm

okay so i like this kid named mike...and i dont even know what i like about him but i just do...so anyways i can not tell if he likes me or not..you know how boys never share there feelings and stuff..okay so he doesnt do that...anwyas he knows i like him and my friend asked him out for me...and he so no...and so he kinda of flirts with me online and stuff and lately it seems he alwaYS wants to know things and talk to me and stuff usually online we would have boring convos now he asks me a lot of questions and stuff..but i cant tell if he just wants to get to know me more or if he lieks me or not..what should i do...

p.s he HATES when i ask him who he likes!

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HELP! In need of a GrEaT cheer!!


Posted Saturday August 27 2005, 4:11 pm

I Need a awsome cheer! IT can be a genral cheer or a football cheer. NOT A SIDELINE a cheer.


Help;
My Town Is East Palestine
My Macot is : Bulldogs
My colors are: Brown orange and White




HELP: GAME THURSDAY AND ONLY TWO CHEERS! EASY 5++

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