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Halloween


Posted Friday September 23 2005, 2:57 pm

Okay so Halloween is only a month away and I've kind of been putting it off. Last year without thinking I promised my friend Kim (Names have been changed.) that she would come over to my house for halloween and we would be the pink ladies. I really don't want to be a pink lady and I don't know how to tell her. The worst part is I have no idea what I want to be for HAlloween. I want to be something totally original but pretty. I want to have a costume that nobody else has like last year I had an awesome costume and I loved all the attention I got for it. -Isn'tlifegreat?
age 13

P.S. I also have to tell Ashley she can't come over for Halloween because I really wan't to go to my friends Haloween Party. Gosh, I'm a mess.

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first tiem worries


Posted Friday September 23 2005, 1:54 pm

ok im a virgin and i am 18 and my boyfreind / fiance is 22 and he has had 4 partners prior to me. also he has told me he is pretty big down there (normal sized condoms wont fit him) i havent actually seen it yet, but i am a virgin. i havent had any kind of contact in a sexual way at all and i want to have sex with him because we are so in love and getting married soon and all, but im afraid he will be too big and it will hurt alot. is there anything that the two of us can do to make our first time togheter (and my first time ever) more pleasurable and less painful for us?

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in laws duration of visit


Posted Friday September 23 2005, 1:40 pm

Is 8 weeks excessive for my fiance's disruptive parents to come and stay with their 47 year old batchelor son? The father in law is critical and mean to my fiance and I can't stand to be around someon with all that negative energy. I am 35 and female. This is a major interuption to our normal lives. My finance allows them to stay with him to avoid hurricane season in their home area of Florida. I need help!

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Lost of a friend


Posted Friday September 23 2005, 1:26 pm

Okay, Me an this gurl have been for about 4 years. An she was going out with this guy an i met him through her. an hes pretty cool. I dont like anything more then a friend. but one night they get into it an she breaks up with him because she says she doesnt wanna be with anyone but really she is messing with this other guy. Well the guy she breaks up with calls me crying an i talk to him about it an try an make him feel better an it works! well she gets mad at me because he called me but now shes dating the guy she was messing around with. an everytime i try an talk to her she stops an then keeps walking and i dunno what to do because she is trying to get her ex not to talk to me but he still does because i was there for him when she was ki...

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Black Hair Dye incedent


Posted Friday September 23 2005, 1:24 pm

ok, my hair is naturally blonde...and uh i dyed it black...(but it was a lot of colors in between and the black was a boo boo) and now my roots are back and it has been dyed black for almost 1 and a half years now. i have been redoing it and stuff when my roots needed it. but now i wanna get back to blonde!!! how can i go about getting back to blonde with blonde roots of about 2 inches and then the rest of my shoulder length hair black? is there any way to get hte dye out, cuz i wanna be blonde again ASAP!!! thanks!

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Posted Friday September 23 2005, 1:13 pm

i'm not going to i'm 18 but just out of curiosity how much does it hurt when you have sex for the 1st time? does it sting sting or does it feel like a bruse? how long does it hurt for?

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fake tan


Posted Friday September 23 2005, 12:27 pm

hey wats the best tan thats really quick to apply and easy i really dont want to be careful and take a long time to apply i just want a non-streaky and fast one wats the best??
thanks xxxx


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"New Rock": Selling music or materialism?


Posted Friday September 23 2005, 11:25 am

Responses to my last question have influenced me to write this. People have been telling me that bands like MCR are "great" and the "fans" don't "look at the band"*** but listen. Anywho, I now propose this:
If all these new bands aren't mostly about their image, why do so many kids mimic their appearance?
We shall use MCR again, as they are a good example. Black hair, girl pants, the works. There are kids who copy this style to the T. They may listen to the music, but they sure try and play the part too. What if MCR dressed more conservative? Do you think their fanbase would drop? Do you think the youth would start dressing more civil as well? I'll use my favorite band, Radiohead, as a counter ex...

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Yea, I'm confused


Posted Friday September 23 2005, 11:12 am

Okay. Well I recently got back together with my ex. He asked me back out and said he had missed me and all of this stuff. And that he was happy we were back together. He was all like, "I regret breaking up with you." Lalala.. You get the picture. Well, now that we're back together... he never calls or anything. He has a cell phone, he could call any time he wasn't busy (which he is a lot... he juggles work and school and the crap his parents make him do.) Well what I don't understand is... if she cares about me the way he says he does... wouldn't he at least call sometime??? or I mean, geez... I dunno. I'm just confused. Is he secretly trying to say, "Hey, I don't think this is gonna work?" or do all boys do this? Lol

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Boyfriend


Posted Friday September 23 2005, 10:25 am

Well I have some boyfriend but I really want to have one. But I don't want to ask anyone else also I dont want to look like a fool.
So if anyone can Help me please reply

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hurry! hes tellin me off today!!


Posted Friday September 23 2005, 9:07 am

my bff tryed helping me get with my ultmit crush but i think she tryed too hard b/c somehow he hates me now...he want to tell me to `F off` today!! wat should i say wen he tells me!?! hurry its today!!
13/f if it helps
thx :D

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Girls please answer this question for me.


Posted Friday September 23 2005, 8:15 am

Ok i asked before how do i remove hairs from my private parts and someone said try Nair so i did.. The thing i need to ask is on the top of my private part it leaves like rough bits!!! is there ne way i can get it smooth. sorry i am inexperienced. i even used nair twice and its still there i like want it smooth..... i don't want it like a boys beard when he shaves lol. help please. Im 16/f.

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I miss my internet girlfriend


Posted Friday September 23 2005, 7:03 am

I met this girl Stacy on an online RPG, and we were good friends, then we realized that we loved each other, and things were really great. Don't tell me it was teenage infatuation. I know love when I feel it! So anyway my parents won't let me on it anymore. Crap, I gotta go, so I'll hurry. Basically, I miss her, she misses me, we have no way of communicating, and I've got another girlfriend but I still miss her soooooo much. Thanks all! (smartasses get 1s)

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hairy chests


Posted Friday September 23 2005, 4:17 am

Do females find guys with ape like hairy chests sexy?

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Nose bleeds


Posted Friday September 23 2005, 4:01 am

I've been getting constant nose bleeds for a week now. I've gotten them three times, and it's not just small ones either. They last for around 10 minutes, and I'm afraid I'm going to get anaemic. I can't see my doctor for another few days, but is there anything I can do until them to prevent them? What are the main causes?

16/f if it helps. Thanks very much.

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Posted Friday September 23 2005, 1:08 am

how is a number divisible by 4?

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homecoming


Posted Friday September 23 2005, 12:38 am

how should i ask a guy to homecoming?
we've been tiptoeing around the idea of going together for a while, and i figure i might as well just ask him already so i can keep life simple

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licences


Posted Friday September 23 2005, 12:37 am

is it true that if you were born in the 1990's that you cant egt your licences until you are 18? i live in california and i was wondering if it is true. thanks so much. i will rate.

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harder


Posted Friday September 23 2005, 12:27 am

short back story, im in love with a friend. im 19m she is 18f

she talking to me, asking me on advice on whether or not she should break up with her boyfriend because she has feelings for another guy. what am i supposed to tell her? im generarly pretty good at giving advice in these sorts of situations but im worried anything that comes out of my mouth, or rather keyboard, will be serving my best intrest and not hers, and im not even sure how to do that. i just told her to see how things work out with her current bf and not to rush anything. any better advice i could give her?

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Posted Thursday September 22 2005, 11:38 pm

my friend fingered me and he went too deep b/c he "popped my cherry" or w/e Im 18 and obviously a virgin....but i was wondering how long the bleeding and pain going to last and...am i still considered a virgin?

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