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Spay


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 4:03 pm

I got my dog, Angel, spayed and I picked her up from the vet today. Does anyone have any tips on how to care for her and how to get her to stop licking her stitches? THANK YOU!

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w4w


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 3:53 pm

i need a step by step explanation of how to w4w someone on myspace

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omg..


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 3:42 pm

so i just went to this place to get my eyebrows done and she like totally did it horrible. im not going to ask for my money back or anything but i am definitely never going back there.

they do not match my face shape and she even waxed the top hairs! i don't know what do to now, i look so ridiculous, im about to cry.. well maybe it's not so bad (i'm not quite sure, but I don't like it) so idk. this sucks and i dont know what to do.. is it going to grow back in horribly? how long will it take? gah..

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Nickname for ronny.


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 3:35 pm

My guyfriend, ronny has literally A ZILLION nicknames for me, haha. [we're just friends] Well I want one for him but i can't really think of anything for his name. Any ideas && or suggestions?

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My bff keeps judging me


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 3:20 pm

im 14/f. my best friend lives next door and we've known each other since we were 2. both of our families are pretty strict, but her parents are super conservative. like, shes not allowed to date until she's 17, she can't wear 2-piece bathing suits, and she can only wear plain white underwear, nothing "pretty" and definitely no bikinis. well, lately she's started nagging at me for everything i do and its really getting annoying. like i have these sweat pants from victorias secret... theyre just plain grey with a dog on them, it doesnt even say victorias secret, but my friend is like "omg i cant believe youre wearing something from that store!!" and i cant go to the pool when shes there because she'll give me looks an...

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Birthday Presents


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 3:18 pm

Hi,
My sisters 13th birthday is coming up, and i really have no idea what to get her. She likes shopping, those weird sayings like, "Brown eyed girl meets Blue eyed boy" and stuff like that. We have a pool but I dont think that she would want a raft..... e already have 2. I REALLY dont know!!! Please help!
THANKS :) :) :) :)

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school help!


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 3:13 pm

all right,
well, in order to become a high school teacher, would i have to minor in biology/anatomy (what i want to teach) and major in education. (of course i'd take all the other courses required!) or would i have to major in bio/anatomy and minor in education? I have no idea about anything on colleges. so, help?
..yes i know about college board by the way! lol.

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songsss.


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 3:05 pm

i need some kinda fast songs you can dance to.
bands I like
panic! at the disco.
cobra starship.
taking back sunday.
paramore.
maroon 5.

thanks <321

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harassment won't stop


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 3:03 pm

ok im a 16/f and this girl who goes to my school won't stop bothering me on myspace. and i've decided that the best way for this to stop is to call her house and talk to her parents but the problem is i can't find her number. i tried looking in the phonebook and way too many people have the same last name as her and i don't want to call every single person. so what should i do?

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to get back the original shape of penis


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 2:55 pm

my question is due to masterbution my penis is enlarged and my testis is like as going to drop, due to this if i inshirt my penis is visible through my pant, please help to get back my original shape, is there any pills or treatment to go with, plese help me.

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girl whoo keeps picking on me.


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 2:54 pm

this girl keeps bothering me on myspace and i wuz wondering if i found out her ip address could it tell me her phone number even though she doesn't put her phone numberon her myspace. because im sick of her and i want to talk to her parents because this is getting out of hand.

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Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 1:41 pm

I have liked a lot of guys in the past and i like this one guy now, marcus. So, i asked him out earlier which is something i've NEVER done before but i am yet to hear an answer because my mate asked him for me and i haven't be able to speak to her yet. So anyways, why has it been sooo easy for me to just ask him out. I mean, i've never asked out any of the other guys i've liked.

I've liked him for about 1 or 2 weeks and he knows i like him, and we were messing around to today and he said to me ''You fancy me like fuck, don't you?''(see below for what happened*), so at least he knows i really really like him. My friend zoe asked him if he would ever go out with me and he was like ''erm... erm.... erm... maybe''.

...

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i orgasm easily


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 1:26 pm

15/f

in sex and masturbation i orgasm really easily. is that normal or is something wrong causing that?

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my relationship is screwd


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 12:36 pm

ok me and my gf have been fighting alot and we are soo close we have gone out for a year and 3 months. and i really love her and i am scared i am going to lose my baby! i need help!

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pregnant or not


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 12:23 pm

19 f
ok so im not sure if im pregnent or not. i took two pregnancy tests which both came out negative but im a week late on my period. should i be worried or not?

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all my friends graduated and are gone and im left alone


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 12:18 pm

my friends are all older than me and they all graduated. we have always been a grade apart but now their all gone moving to go to all different high schools out of state making new friends. and im still in grade school im in 8th grade and their all...gone. were already loosing contacts. im left with nobody i cant take it. i cry myself to sleep everynight because of it. their gone forever. most are moving states. i lost everyone. what do i do?
and one guy I LOVE HIM and hes far gone. were great friends but i dont even know now. what could i do!?!?

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He's getting bored


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 12:12 pm

Recently, I found out that my boyfriend of 6 months is getting kinda bored with what we do. The farthest we've gone is making out and that's the farthest we will go. And then all he talks about with his friends is how he almost spent the night with some hot chick. I don't want to break up, but it upsets me that I'm getting old or something. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. We do kinda make out a lot when we see each other, but what else are we supposed to do?

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everything coming up including my period


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 11:59 am

is there anything i can do to make my period start sooner. it was supposed to 3 days ago but is usually random. i have so much swimming starting tomarrow practice and for fun and bday parties with in the next week and also vacation in another country. i go on vacation in 6 days and everything else is before it i NEED it to start soon. how ill do anything?
and my mom says to not do any of it if i start my period. would a tampon help? ive never used one and i dont know how.

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Cell Phone Help


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 11:54 am

I have a verizon cell phone, and sometimes when I recieve a text message at the top it says-
*Dupliacte*
What does that mean?

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myspace picture captions


Posted Wednesday June 13 2007, 11:53 am

How come when ever I try to put another picture or a cute saying as my picture caption and i upload it to tiny pic and put that other <"">
thing it still doesn't work? all i see is the .. as the caption.

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