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Why???


Posted Saturday February 9 2008, 8:33 am

Ok so one time there was this show on about why one of the most hansome hottest sexyest man on earth wouldnt kiss one of the most beautifal women on earth in a movie the guy was black and the girl white so dose anyone know.

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I feel all sexed up!


Posted Saturday February 9 2008, 7:48 am

Hi,
im 14/f, and i am really horny masturebating doesn't work i really need sex but don't want to do it what can i do to get really sexually excited and get an orgasm i feel all sexual and excited even now as i am using all these sexual words but i want to get to the next level and feel all sexed up.

thank you


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Is it a period?


Posted Saturday February 9 2008, 7:45 am

Hi I'm 14'f,
After school i found blood in my knickers so i showed my mum and she said that it was my period and it went on for about 6 days and i wore pads and it seemed like a period but 2 months after i haven't got my period yet, so i also masturebate as well so did i pop my cherry (hymen) or is it my period i'm really scared what is it?
thanks in advance

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Boner??


Posted Saturday February 9 2008, 7:42 am

Hi I'm 14/f
I was just wondering what is a boner because i've heard people say boys get a boner when they masturebate or whatever.
Thanks so much!

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My son!


Posted Saturday February 9 2008, 6:27 am

Hello,
My son is 15 and he's always been a ''rebel''.
Me and my husband are relaxed with him, so if he wants piercings, we let him get them...but we defenetly don't let him drink or smoke.
The other day I found out that he had been having sex with his two year girlfriend. It isn't like our family believes in ''no sex before marriage'' but it was kind of shocking to me because I always though that he would wait until he was (at least) 16.
He has been out a lot lately and yesterday he came home with an eyebrow piercing. I am not against piercings at all, in fact, I love them, but he didn't even tell me that he was going to get one.

It seems to me that he's not communicating with us anymore, and he s...

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Deployments are depressing


Posted Saturday February 9 2008, 4:26 am

I'm a 19 year old army wife. My husband and I have been married for 5 months and he just recently got deployed to Iraq. It's our first deployment and it's the longest we have ever been apart. He will be gone for 15 months. I was handling the deployment fairly well but recently I have been feeling depressed and I have been getting sick alot more and all I want to do is sleep. Everyone keeps telling me to do stuff but I can't think of anything to do I started scrapbooking but it got boring. Does anybody have any ideas on how to keep myself from being so depressed?

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`How do I get closure from a long term relationship?


Posted Saturday February 9 2008, 2:45 am

My ex and I have/had a long distance relationship for 3yrs.and I know in my heart that this is going absolutely nowhere. The problem is this.. I have been his lover, friend, comfort, supporter and every thing else that he's needed through and since his divorce. I was his "survial, his life preserver" so to speak. And even though he still says that he "regrets" not stealing me away for these past yrs., he still backs off. This happens EVERY TIME we get close. This is one of those times and I'm so fed up that I need and will love me, now!! I really need closure to end this, and it will be devastating to me (as his divorce was to him). He's treating now as if I mean absolutely nothing. I tell you the truth when I say that I...

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SUGGESTIONS FOR MY BOSS


Posted Saturday February 9 2008, 2:28 am

I recently started working in a nursing home as a recreation aide. we do activities with the residents, etc. the staff was asked to think of ideas for activities the residents can do before dinner in the big dining room. it wil be a bunch of them. they said to keep it somewhat simple as in not a lot of setting up etc. someone suggested giving the residents jokes to read off. interaction in the activities is a plus. any ideas? i want to impress the boss lol

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always itchy.


Posted Saturday February 9 2008, 2:12 am

thats it, i am always itchy.

like my back and stomach, and sometimes my arms.

Any ideas why?
or how to stop it.

its so horrible.

i can barely get to sleep at night because of it.

help, please.

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desperate


Posted Saturday February 9 2008, 2:09 am

ok i am super bz with my design job (its my first job) and between school and work i barely have time for anything but the gym and getting together with coworkers to finish up some extra work like snapping pics for the company and what have you .... most of the ppl i work with are either women, gay, or wayyyyyyyy old (40s???) I NEED TO FIND A BOYFRIEND! i knw this sound desperate... but i am just so lonely and i really want someone in my life....... where do i find him?!?! i tried chatting and stuff but its just not my thing... it feels a little weired so i'd rather meet the guy....... i feel so self conscious about my body like it is the reason no one hardly ever approaches me... ever........ urghhh

now that i've reread thi...

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Why does everyone dance like a whore at PROM!?


Posted Saturday February 9 2008, 1:54 am

Basically, I am a 17 year old girl and prom is coming up soon.....it seems like all that girls and guys do these days is grind, but I don't really get what the point of grinding is or why thats the only way we dance.....anyhow: do you have any tips or advice for me.....because I'm really shy and don't necessarily want to be all up on a guy....if ya feel me....

Thanks,
Spoolie

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DOES HE LIKE ME, HELP!


Posted Saturday February 9 2008, 1:49 am

There's this guy at my school, he's an 8th grader and im a 7th grader. I really like him, and im 99% sure he likes me back. We hung out alot during the summer. he's always looking at me everytime i take a glance at him. he's super hot and i really want him to ask me out, and i think he might on valentine's day. how do i answer? and , what if he doesn't? worse part is, his dad is our P.E teacher!!! i think he's on to us, wat do i do? plz help!(there's 2 questions, sry.....)

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Valentines Day?


Posted Saturday February 9 2008, 1:44 am

I'm a 15/female and I'm wondering what in the world I should give my boyfriend for Valentines. We've been going out since Dec. 24 (aww, how cute. :D) Now that we've got that taken care of, lets move on. Lol. Anyways, and it's my first Valentines day to actually have a special someone.
- He doesn't like chocolate, so there goes that.

I really don't know, I thought about making him a homemade card, writing a whole bunch of sweet stuff in there and whatnot. Do you think that a guy would actually like that?

or if you have any other suggestions, please give them. (:

Thank you!

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friends with benefits?


Posted Saturday February 9 2008, 12:02 am

so i have a very close friend who has made it almost completely clear that he likes me. i don't like him in a potential relationship kind of way, but i wouldn't mind being able to flirt a little to get his best friend a little jealous, who was at one point my "almost lover." but i don't know exactly how to. every time he has the chance to, he'll try and touch my hair, face or hands. are there any subtle ways of responding to it that would lead him to carry it further?

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Myspace account help


Posted Saturday February 9 2008, 12:01 am

Ok I recently discovered that I have a second myspace account from like 2 years ago. I want that account to be deleted to avoid confusion when people look me up in the school bulletin thingy, except I can't remember the E-mail address I used or the password! Anyone know what to do? Do I contact Tom, the creator, and tell him?

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Prego!?


Posted Friday February 8 2008, 11:58 pm

So, i had sex today. and i ended my period a little over a week ago; well me and the boyfriend didn't use a condom,so he busted his load all in me. should i be worried about becoming pregnant?

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got any good bible verses?


Posted Friday February 8 2008, 11:56 pm

does anybody know any good bible verses to help me get over my girlfriend breakin up with me, and hurting me? thanks

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so kissing


Posted Friday February 8 2008, 11:43 pm

ok im 14/f
and hes 13/m
but we just meet like umm two weeks ago kinda i kinda saw him around school but never talked to him till friday nioght at the mall idk why i even did but then he found my myspace and we talked a lot and later i found out he liked me!
and i mean hes not my type of guy i more of the preppy kinds of guys but hes total skater and im liek wow
but any way he asked me out an d i said yeha:\ i really cant tell you the reason why but i did and on friday night like 2 weeks later i swe go see juno ok! and of course i see my friend with benefits zac:[
i was like upset because i liked him alot and omfg whos he with but on of the guys my friend tryed to set me up with!and so im all upset because...

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cutting


Posted Friday February 8 2008, 11:34 pm

so, like, probably about a month ago i started cutting myself. now, i can't stop. it has turned into an addiction. i can't hide it anymore, i wera like tons of hair things on my wrist, but it still doesn't fully cover all of the cuts and if one accidentley moves, people are like omg what is that?! and i always tell them i axcidentley burnt myself. and i have been going to the doctor ALOT lately because i'm really sick and they don't no what is wrong with me and so they always check my body and stuff, and i have been getting I.V.'s and stuff and the nurse just pulls up my sleeve and see's it and looks at me then just acts like she didn't see it because she no's. so, i have been trying to stop, i really have, but it is so hard because i like ...

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"business casual"


Posted Friday February 8 2008, 11:08 pm

15/f

hey, alright i just entered this special program for school where we go to a company and do work there, but we're only allowed to wear "business casual". im wondering what stores (ex: charlotte russe? wet seal?) i can get something trendy and fashionable, but something that doesnt look like im approaching or in my 30s?

the rules are
NO jeans; warm-ups; sneakers; work boots; ballet slippers; short/tight skirts, leggings, dresses (like prom dresses), tight pants; cargo pants; hip-huggers; shorts; tee shirts; midriff or low cut tops; see through clothing, etc

thanks in advance

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