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suicide
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 10:36 pm
what, and when is the best way to off yourself, like the fastest and easiest (without a gun cuz i don't have one) i've tried almost everyway (but a gun obviously) but i always get caught in the act please help me. even just telling me household items to mix for instantaineous death (sorry can't spell) and don't try to talk me out of it my whole life people had tried to talk me out of it and it makes no sense i have nothing going for me everything sucks my family hates and abuses me, i have no friends, my soccer team sucks, i suck, please help
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Hypothetically
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 10:16 pm
Let's say hypothetically that a girl masturbates. She's done it with a couple of 'things' but she doesn't do it a lot.
My question is what really happens when you masturbate with things? With regular household items like water bottles or the ends of hair brushed or w/e?
Does your vagina get infected? How do you know if it is infected?
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Fake tanning spray
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 10:12 pm
Okay i got this spray tan stuff and its for medium tone skin instead of fair( my skin is fair but i made a mistake by getting the medium) and i used it and it looked great on my legs and chest. Then I used it on my arms, waited for it to dry for ten minutes, blow dried it and then put on my clothes. For some reason the next day my arms came out extreamly streaky and one whole side is white pale and the other is tan until it meets my wrist. For some reason the tan wouldn't take on the side of my arm and stuff.
So i stopped about a week ago and my legs faded quickly except for my ankles and my feet. My sstomach, arms and feet though are not fading in the least. I've tried the whole 1/2 salt and 1/4 lemon juice, tooth paste, ex...
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haven't eaten in 3 weeks...what should i eat?
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 9:58 pm
i haven't eaten in 3 weeks...what should i eat?
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is it possible to love someone who doesn't love them self?
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 9:57 pm
is it possible to love someone who doesn't love them self? i have anorexia nervosa and though my boyfriend has told me he loves me almost every day for a year, i am not so sure that he can if i have such a hard time tolerating myself. i am afraid that he does not love me any longer.
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Thumb Piercing
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 9:53 pm
Ok so I recently discovered thumb piercings, but i only seem to be able to find one photo of it. i think they're lovely, but i need some information on the aftercare and whatnot, because google is not coming up with much besides handweb piercings. i found a little on finger piercings, so would the risks/aftercare procedures be the same or is it different since you use your thumb more?
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The Whiskey Rebellion
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 9:49 pm
Tomorrow at school i have a test in history. My last question is an essay; it is about the whiskey rebellion. My question is that when all the farmers got mad and burned down buildings and attacked the tax collectors what did George Washington do. I know he had a part in there, it said he gathered a militia of about 13,000 troops. What did he do with them; did he try to stop te farmers. If you can help me with this question or even give me some more information i didn't touch on please do. By the way i do not want any listed websites, thanks in advance
-Lesha
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My ex-boyfriend
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 9:47 pm
I really hate my ex. I usually just ignore him because he's not worth a second of my time. However, lately he's been spreading nasty rumors about me. It's frustrating because by denying them, it only makes people think they're even more true. You know? Gahh! It's so frustrating and I don't know what to do about it. Help?
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I need to know the right thing to do
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 9:14 pm
I am a female and in the seventh grade....I have a problem in school and i'm hoping you can help me....there's a 8th grade boy in school who always flirts with me dirty and really freaks me out...he writes to me in notes that he likes the way I change in the dressing room: he sliped a note in my locker like this "Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!" ....another one like this ......."what did your left leg say to your right leg? don't know they never met! because my tounge is always down there" ....and he told me this in person ...."Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion the clothes you're wearing weigh exactly two pounds...
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Does music help you study?
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 8:52 pm
I just can't study or get anything into my head when there's music on. I listen to music a lot but not when I'm studying. My sister always cranks the music up and it drives me nuts because she says it helps her study. but sometimes she gets low marks so I kind of doubt it.
Does music help you study?
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Lil wayne
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 8:51 pm
I'm a huge fan of Lil Wayne, and I have a lot of his songs, but is there like anywhere I can find a complete list of all his songs + albums titles theyre on?
Wikipedia isn't too helpful in this caseee
thanks :)
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spider veins
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 8:48 pm
15/f
im very active, cheerleading and track most all year round. i say that i get exercise 5 days a week and on weekends at times. i have spider veins on my calf and a few on my high thy. i dont know why becuase we learned in biology its from inactivity but thats not my problem. everytime i look their seems to be more! its nasty, any advice?
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size.
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 8:46 pm
aright soo my boyfriends penis is kinda on the small side like 5 or 6 inches and well i'm not gonna lie im kinda dissapointed about it.. is this normal? it's not like i'm gonna break up with him over it or anything but like he's 18 is there any chance of it growing at all?
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Cheating? Studying?
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 8:43 pm
I was having really bad problems with a certain class so my friend (who's a grade higher than me) gave me her tests from the same class from that year (same class, different teacher). Well I was looking through some of her tests and realized that her teacher gave out the exact same test (that I have done) and quizzes that we've done!
Our big unit test is coming up and I've been studying really hard and never looked at her tests yet because I don't think that it's fair to my classmates that I get a sneak peak but my friend told me that what's the point of my friend gaving me the tests then if I don't look at them?
What's your advice and opinion on this? Maybe I should look once only and study really hard? Or wou...
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my films with movie maker
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 8:12 pm
everytime that i record something on my camera, and then i save it to my computer, and then i upload the clip to movie maker, it just shows up as a black screen. not the computer screen, but teh video is black. it dosent show anything. how do i upload it to movie maker without it being black? and also, when its on media player, it also dosent play. but i think tahts just for music. i have a toshiba laptop with vista, if that helps. but what do i do??
thanks so much!
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ummm anal sex
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 7:59 pm
Do most guys really like having anal sex with their girlfriends? It just seems like my boyfriend wants that way more than "regular" sex. does that mean you are like loose or something? and what is the attraction? i think its pretty gross but let him sometimes just because he likes it.
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My Best Friends Brother Is Stalking Me!
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 7:58 pm
Please forgive me if this is long...
I'm 16/m. I am straight. i spent the night at a friends house, he's 16. Me, my friend, and his brother, who is 17, spent the night watching movies, that kind of thing. Me and my friends brother didn't say much to each other, he just kinda sat there watching me. Anyway, my friend and his brother slept in their rooms, and i slept in the guest room. when i woke up the next morning, there was a camcorder next to me. i watched it, and it was a video of my friends brother basically raping me! now i've been getting calls on my cell from him, emails from him, he won't leave me alone! what do i do???
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I cant handle relationships
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 7:54 pm
I don't understand why I act in a way that is different from myself every time I am around a guy that I like in a date type situation. I mean I have only had one boyfriend in the past but he broke up with me because the relationship was weird, and it was my fault. It was my fault for not being myself and for trying to hide who I am. Ever since I was little I have been strange but I take pride in that and all my friends love me because of who I am. I like my personality too but I can't show that through in relationships. Like right now I really like a guy but feel like when I am around him he is not really SEEING the real me. He is only seeing the shyer, awkwarder version of me. Before I liked him, like before the flirting and more serious s...
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any type of illness?
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 7:44 pm
see, i have a very small stomach. i usually get really really hungry and think i need to eat a lot, but then i eat only half as much as i thought i could and then about 30 to 45 minutes later i get starved again.
well, for the past 4-7 days, thats completely changed. im not very hungry at all. i usually need to eat about every two hours. right now its 6:45 PM and i have only had cereal, yogurt, and juice today. thats a major drop in diet. and im afraid my metabolic rate is going to slow dramatically and then when i try to eat again, ill gain weight. or im afraid im going to lose a lot of weight and get sick. im very thin and im 5'4". im 15/f and i weigh between 103-106. my weight has stayed in that range for about...5 to...
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I know this is random but, I'm trying to figure out this ph
Posted Monday April 21 2008, 7:43 pm
Does anyone know the phone number for the psycho ward? please don't ask questions, hehe.
I'd be much obliged :)
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