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affair, perhaps?


Posted Saturday August 22 2009, 1:16 am

okay i already know how awful this is.. so thats beside the point.... :/


So about two summers ago, me & one of my friends started hooking up, & basically we have been ever since. When we first hooked up, he had a girlfriend, but i was single. (i know its still bad) but, a few months after we were hooking up i got a boyfriend. & we've been together ever since. Hes still with his same girlfriend. But, both of our relationships are off and on things. I do love my boyfriend alot, but i've had these feelings for my friend for so long. I get soo excited whenever he comes over, & im so happy when im around him, he just gives me this tingling feeling inside. I don't know if he feels the same though. like hes s...

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We are searching for the murderer of our son...


Posted Saturday August 22 2009, 1:07 am

On March 10, 2008, Nathan Alan Morgan, 25, was murdered at Venice Beach CA. His killer is still loose. An undevelped disposable camera was found in his hotel room. It was sent to his parents, who had the pictures developed. They are posted here: nathan-alan-morgan.com. There are pictures of Nathan and friends in a white limo. It has been suggested that one in a white hat is Eminem. Those pictures were made in Los Vegas. Would everyone please look at the pictures and tell me if you think it is Eminem, or just someone who looks like him. We need answers. Please help if you can. There is a contact page on the website. Thanks for your time.

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Man Vs. Food


Posted Saturday August 22 2009, 12:26 am

How does he eat all of that food and not have problems with his digestive system and stay at a pretty small size? Does he do some exercises and cleansers to stay small and healthy? I just don't see how he can eat all of those large greasy burgers and lbs of fries and extreemly large amounts of steak and such and his stomach doesn't explode and he is not constantly constipated and he is not large and fat like some of his opponents...could someone explain this to me. Thank you...oppinions are welcome.

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the good girl


Posted Saturday August 22 2009, 12:11 am

alright. im an asshole. its as simple as that. im 17, i get with multiple girls at a time, and then get bored and move on. thats just what i do. or did. i dont know. the thing is theres this one chick i really like, or i think i like her alot but theres a problem... she knows me haha. she knows that i play girls all the time, and because of that she wont even give me a chance - not that i can blame her... but still. shes a real good girl. as in, an innocent, clean cut, straight a's, goes to church every sunday kind of girl. not what youd call my usual type. and at first thats why i thought i liked her. she was that innocent girl that i couldnt get so of course i wanted her, but i dont think thats it.. it just doesnt feel like that. i want t...

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Believing and douting my salvation


Posted Friday August 21 2009, 11:14 pm

i was save when i was 13 years old. I believe in Jesus with all my heart and pray to God to forgive me. Time went by and i faded away from God. I came back to God when i realize how sin was destroying who God made me to be. But when trying to rededicate my life back to God i had trouble believing in the existence Jesus. It grief me because the bible says we have to believe in Jesus with all our heart. I ask myself the most important qestion anybody should ask themself. "Do i believe in Jesus with all my heart and truly it does seem real in my heart"
What do when Jesus does seem real to me anymore?
Need Biblical answers, your bother in need of help.


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digital voice recorder for college


Posted Friday August 21 2009, 11:05 pm

what would be a good one to use? i hear the olympus is best for this. i really just want one that can record for a decent number of hours and has an easy on/off button switch and pause without losing too much battery power.


(thanks to someone who has experience with technology)

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I can't tell whether this guy likes me or is just being friendly.?


Posted Friday August 21 2009, 11:05 pm

There is this guy I have a crush on that lives in the apartment under my Aunts house. His name is A.J. and I met him when I was in grade school. I had moved away though, and didn't see my aunt so I forgot about him for a few years. When I moved back I saw him again as I was reunited to that part of the neighborhood. I was leaving after a visit to my aunts and he was staring at me so bad that he almost ran into my mom and then something else too as he walked by. I thought he looked really familiar at the time. I couldn't figure out if he was staring because he thought I was attractive or if he was trying to figure out who I was. I saw him at school and heard the name of his older brother mentioned as well and I immediately remembered who he ...

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scared...


Posted Friday August 21 2009, 10:58 pm

so my boyfriend fingered me and ate me out (first) then after we both cleaned up a bit i gave him a bj, he went to the bathroom to clean up, then about like 10 mins later i had to pee lol so i went...im nervous that like some of his cum might have gotton on the toilet seat or toilet paper...i looked at it first to make sure there was no cum on it but cant sperm by invisible too? im freaking outtt :( could i be pregnant?

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flashdrive


Posted Friday August 21 2009, 10:40 pm

hey i have a hidden file on a flash drive and forgot the name how do i get into it"?

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awkward or no?


Posted Friday August 21 2009, 10:01 pm

is it awkward to moan or like deep breathe when being fingered? or is it like a turn-on for a guy?

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Boyfriends


Posted Friday August 21 2009, 10:00 pm

Advice for shy boyfriends

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am i the girl that will make him change?


Posted Friday August 21 2009, 9:23 pm

So there is this adorable/hot/cute/sexy/amazing/nice/funny guy. He's 20 yrs old, I'm 17. He and I met 3 yrs ago this thanksgiving. We were basicully together for 2 yrs unofficially. And for one year I was jus so busy with my life we didn't talk. We jus recently started talking. And we both clearly still hav feelings for eachother. He wants to take me out on a date because he misses me and he says he was in love with me. Wich I'm skeptical about since he had a small thing with 3 of my bestfriends -_- anyways he is a big flirt. He tries to have sex with a lot of girls clearly. Wen we talk I jus let him kno I think he's perfect and he always says "I'm jus perfect for you" and I told him that I jus recently got fucked over and cheate...

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Am I really that blind??????


Posted Friday August 21 2009, 8:16 pm

Ma always asks me about my day at school, and I always tell her. Sometimes my brother overhears, and lately he has been. And after hearing about this boy I sit by in a couple of classes, he's said "That means he likes you."


I mean... I don't know... he steals my pencil sometimes, tries to mark me with a pen, throws small objects such as erasers at me then when I look at him he grins great big, and we both end up laughing when he keeps doing it. He always tries to make me laugh.

How is that all such a sign of being liked? O.o

My brother said it all is...


Am I really THAT dense????

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fast way to learn song


Posted Friday August 21 2009, 8:01 pm

whats the fastest way to learn a song? besides listening to it over and over lol

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teenage relationships


Posted Friday August 21 2009, 7:58 pm

i need some opinions...do you think teenage relationships are pointless? me and my boyfriend are 17 and been together for a year. i'm not the kind of girl and he's not the kind of guy to throw around the "l" word, but we honestly love each other.

he's my other half and i honestly can't remember life before him...we tried breaking up once because we were afraid of getting too attached before college, it didn't work to well since we ended up getting back together....however, this is why i'm worried...

i know its bad to get so attached, especially when college is around the corner...we both don't really know whats happening next year.


so my question is, do teenage relationships act...

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lucky jason mraz


Posted Friday August 21 2009, 7:49 pm

me and my friend want to sing lucky for the talent show...its the first song i've ever sang like in front of anyone and im really nervous....are there any good singing tips for this song? he's never heard me sing either but he says i have a good voice...if that makes any sense? :/ we're obviously gonna practice together beforehand...im nervous, even singing in front of him and i want to keep my cool. any advice? thankss :)

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fingering


Posted Friday August 21 2009, 7:23 pm

i got fingered for the first time and at certain points it kind of hurt..like i was telling him what i liked but i kept getting tense and shaky and it hurt a little bit...i use tampons too soo i don't get it...oh and do you think my cherrys popped now? i didn't bleed when he fingered me but i could have bled when i had my period so i wouldnt have known....thankkss.

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bj


Posted Friday August 21 2009, 7:20 pm

so i gave my boyfriend a bj for the first time...he has alot of hair down there (he said he'd shave it next time for me) but yeah i didn't want to say anything but it smelt like b.o. down there....i mean, it was gross...i mean i don't expect it to smell and taste like cherries but idk is it suppose to smell like that? or is it just cause of him sweating and the hair or is that just the way cum smells? i didn't really mind the taste i just can't stand the smell...should i say something?

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a boy..


Posted Friday August 21 2009, 6:07 pm

ive been having these weird thoughts latley that i just want to make out with this one guy.
he wants to hang out with me and id think thatd be a great oppurtunity. lol.
but the problem is... im gunna feel like a slut.
or something like that.. you know?
ive never kissed anyone.
but he just seems like the type to kiss.
should i forget about it or just straight up tell him i wanna make out?
nothing slutty tho.
thanks in advance!
i hope its not confusing.

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cheated of girlfriend


Posted Friday August 21 2009, 5:53 pm

hi, 17/m
my friend had a party yesterday at a hotel room. At this party, my two friends (who are cousins) were invited. They are amazingly good looking blondes. At this party, alcohol got to everyone- the blonde cosuing started making out, and i was getting rather excited, and amused. My girlfriend saw this and felt uncomfortable and left the hotel room for fresh air.

I talked to her, and she told me that she wasnt comfortable watching them make out, and then we were fine. Also, i kissed both of the blondes. Some of the people saw it, but my girlfriend was not in the room. What do i do? My girlfriend doesnt know. Should i tell her? Or keep it a secret? Obviousely it was a stupid decision on my part, but i was very drunk!

thanks a bunch folks!

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