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So there's this kid I like...


Posted Wednesday February 9 2011, 10:59 pm

Welp, there is this kid I like he's my age and we have two classes together. His name is Joey. Well, Joey I guess you could call him the "class clown" but sometimes he's sort of serious in a sarcastic way.. if you catch my drift. It's not like Joey and I are complete strangers we know each other and have talked on more than one occasion. You can consider us 'friends' I suppose. A couple weeks ago Joey sends me a text saying "We should get to know each other better" I think there was a little bit of truth to it but more of just something to say to me. So I just responded with "Hahaha, okay Joey." And that conversation faded away.

Here's what really bothers me. In last period Joey sits right next ...

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Missed period.? Help me.! Plllz =(


Posted Wednesday February 9 2011, 10:43 pm

I am 15 years old ive had my period since i was 11 and tge last time i had my period was DEC 15 2010 and i missed january. During january i masturbated like put things in mY vajayjay. I never had sex before. Now its feb and now im feeling cramps, tiredness, backaches, and now i feel like crying for no reason.!! What is wrong with me.??,

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My best friend's ex just asked me if he should ask her out again


Posted Wednesday February 9 2011, 10:19 pm

Well, today my best friend's ex boyfriend, Edson, asked me if he should do something special for her, on Valentine's Day, and then ask her out. I don't know what to tell him because my best friend Jessica is barley getting over him and she is into this other guy who she has been crushing on for almost 2 years, he also likes her. But it's hard because Edson is also my friend and I don't want him to get hurt too. But Jessica has been my best friend for 7 years and I definitely don't want her to get hurt. What should I do? And should I tell Jessica that he asked me this or should I keep it to myself?

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Developmental psychology extra credit - don't understand the question


Posted Wednesday February 9 2011, 9:57 pm

I read about my extra credit that my developmental psychology professor handed out. But I don't understand what it's asking or what I'm supposed to talk about. Help??

Based on what you know about your own period of infancy, do you think you would have been categorized as a child who was easy, difficult or slow to warm up? and WHY?

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Why is Life so hard?


Posted Wednesday February 9 2011, 9:38 pm

I am seriously doubting everything right now. Idk what is wrong with me I'm just not happy with anything... advice??

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How do I know I'm about to get my period?


Posted Wednesday February 9 2011, 8:51 pm

I found some blood about 5 days ago, but nothing else so now I'm kind of worried please help!!!!

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Guys read please!!!!


Posted Wednesday February 9 2011, 5:34 pm

Hey I'm f/14 and I'm not like ugly but I am not the absolute pefect person but I'm pretty and a lot of people tell me I am. I think this guy is really cute and he is one of my pretty good friends. Let's call him Jake. Well Jake talks to me a lot in our english class because he sits right beside me. I really like talking to him but sometimes I run out of things to tall about. So my question is... What are things I can talk to Jake about that he would find interesting or funny or something. DON'T SAY WELL YOU DONT KNOW HIM because it doesn't really matter. I mean he plays basketball and baseball and football but I don't wan to talk to him about sports really. So what can I talk to him about? Btw he was just realllllyyyyyy sick.

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Spending my entire life savings!


Posted Wednesday February 9 2011, 5:14 pm

I am currently away studying abroad and will have zero dollars left when I return. I have the option of working at a camp for two months this summer. I could make up to 2000 dollars, have no expenses, and have a day off each week along with 2 hours off each day. Sounds like a good deal, right? The only things holding me back are that I'll already have been away from my friends, family, and boyfriend for five months, I'm moving into a house in august and will need to plan for that, and my family may be getting a puppy and I would miss being there while it's small (a little silly, I know). I'm considering putting out a flyer in my neighborhood and in the surrounding area to let families know I'm available to babysit/petsit/tutor, but I'm afra...

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About my ex best friend????


Posted Wednesday February 9 2011, 5:02 pm

Okay, to start off my best friend she use to be a really, really nice person and a great friend I trusted her with everything, but she replaced me as her best friend, and she changed completley and it's really sad, she's hanging out with a girl who is such a bad friend, my ex best friend pierced her nose because her friend got her ear pierced for a bar, she's just not the person I once knew, and my boy friend who I have been dating for a year, he liked her first but she turned him down because my boy friend was to depressive and weird, which is ridicoulous, my boy friend he is an amazing person..kind, friendly and he treats me really good, but recently he wrote a not to my ex friend resolving feelings he once had for her, because he started...

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song with piano and ballerinas??


Posted Wednesday February 9 2011, 4:02 pm

theres this video of a song i dont remember the name or the singer i THINK it is p diddy but im not sure...like he's just sitting on a piano playing soft music and ballerinas are dancing around him does anyone know the name !?

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Am I addicted to Adderall?


Posted Wednesday February 9 2011, 2:48 pm

i went to a shrink once just to see what he thought of me. He told me i stimulated myself through illegal activities which i think is true. I do illegal things to keep me from being depressed or lonely because they make me not care anymore or be sad. Anyways, he told me that adderall was for people that needed stimulation and was also good for depression. My mom won't let me be prescribed anything so i started taking adderall myself and got it from my friends. When i take it i feel great and dont need to do illegal things to feel good about myself or keep me from being bored. But days that i don't take it, i feel even worse than i did before and now i dont want to stop taking it but i have none left because i'm not prescribed it. what shoul...

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i like a girl and i am a girl


Posted Wednesday February 9 2011, 2:45 pm

well im 18, and ive always been attracted to girls in a physical way but never had a crush on them or anything. ive been hooking up with girls since i was 15 but ive only dated guys and been in love with guys. lately theres this girl that ive been hooking up with just when we get drunk and want some fun, but im starting to get feelings for her. Shes one of my best friends so i love and care about her a lot and weve always hooked up and done pretty much everything there is to do. Shes fingered me, ate me out, all that stuff. We usually only hooked up when we were drunk but the other night we were completely sober and did it. i really like her, and i get jealous when she talks to other guys. I know shes hooked up with other girls before but s...

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Single...because the boy I love is NOT.


Posted Wednesday February 9 2011, 11:49 am

:( the boy i love is taken. Its an online relatonship between him and a girl. They've "dated" for a few months now, about five or six. She lives in the US, him in Asia.
I've loved him since when he was single..
I was wondering...do you think this'll last?
I cry every night..and wish I were dead.
Nothing for me ever seems to go right.
He knows how I feel, and he says he likes me as well, but is already in a relationship. I don't blame him, but I'm very depressed... :( Please help me..? What do I do..?


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He was drunk, and he forced me into something... Now I am Freaking out!


Posted Wednesday February 9 2011, 8:08 am

new years day was the last day of ma period and I got together with this guy I was dating for a while and he was drunk, and he forced me into something but I got out of his VERY tight hold before he makes me loose my virginity and slapped him and all.....But I noticed that he came on my area even though I cleaned it real quick !!

I am two weeks late for my period! So 3 days later I was with this guy, I was pissed and drunk (I dont drink, so it was this one night thing) and he put his thing in really hard like three times and I think I lost my virginity but I did not bleed whatsoever, but freaking out because he was giving himself a handjob before he put it and I WAS drunk... I am taking a pregnancy test tomorrow but could I ...

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Make up advice?


Posted Wednesday February 9 2011, 7:41 am

I'm 16, turning 17 in six months, and a junior. I'm in a class mixed with sophomores, juniors, and seniors. Apparently, all of them thought I was a freshman because I look so young.

I'm 5'2", very thin, and I don't really wear make up. I'm not going to go changing my wardrobe and begin wearing pencil skirts with high heels to look 25 at school, so I'm thinking it may be my (lack of) make up that makes me look younger.

I have very fair skin, green eyes, and brown hair. Mascara and eyeliner usually would do the trick, right?

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lets talk about sex


Posted Wednesday February 9 2011, 4:26 am

I am a women in a relationship and I feel like I want sex more than my boyfriend does and I feel like I'm always begging for it shouldn't it be the other way around? I hate being the only one wanting it. I mean when we do have sex it's amazing but it only last about 10 mins and he talks about when he was younger he could go so much longer but he's only 19! So I've searched the internet and I've got him on vitamins and they worked for a little bit but not so much anymore and he says it's not me he think I'm attractive so idk what to think or if it's even worth it anymore?

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I am pregnant, but I don't know who the father is! Is there an early DNA test?


Posted Wednesday February 9 2011, 12:58 am

Please do not judge me if you are dont bother leaving a comment. Im stressed out enough please. I just recently found out i am pregnant and im so unsure of who the father is. My last period was Dec 16-20th I had sex Dec 25th, And then again Jan 1st. My due date is Sept 26th, Im confused i dont understand at all and i have no idea what to do. Alot of people say sperm stays in your body for 5 days, i dont know how true that is. Id like to get a dna test while im pregnant if anyone knows anything about them id really appreciate it.

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Does age really matter?


Posted Tuesday February 8 2011, 11:34 pm

Hi, guys and gals!

Bottom line: I have a new neighbor. He goes to the same church as me as well, and though I have not met him -- my aunt/uncle, and neighbor (she owns the house he moved into, which is right behind her house) know him very well and he is very sweet, good looking, etc. I could tell that from a far at church, however, I haven't gotten to introduce myself yet.

I am wondering, considering he is 33 and I am turning 19, is that a big deal? He is the marrying type, very clean cut and so on. I am not for partying and all of that, so that wouldn't be a problem. But still, do you think this age difference will make a difference?

Thanks!

Ashley- P.S. ANY help is appreciated.

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Giving Myself Diabetes?


Posted Tuesday February 8 2011, 11:26 pm

19/F Sometimes, I eat way too much sugar in one sitting. What would it take to give myself diabetes? Not that I want to. Like, how much would I have to eat in one sitting and how often? Take into consideration that I am at an average weight.

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Condom broke inside, pregnancy?


Posted Tuesday February 8 2011, 10:42 pm

I had sex 2 times the same night, we always use a condom and withdrawal, also the first time i used spermicide, but not the second time (about 2hours later). The thing is the condom broke just before he came and get out, and the tip of the condom was inside me (i was able to get it out). I'm wondering about pregnancy chances, i've just finished my period 1 day earlier and it started 1 week ago, my month is about 26-28 days. My dr is away, but she told me to stay away from the morning after pill because i took it like 4 months ago and i'm waiting my body to stabilize so i can get implanon without affecting my body.

Thank you so much, i'm very worry because i dont wanna mess with my body an my dr is not around.

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