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I sometimes get pimples around my mouth. Just little ones but they annoy the hell out of me and are ugly. Do you know of any good products that would help?

HerpesBGone

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Well, ok my b/f moved to Oregon like 1 month ago and we are still goin out..coming up on our 11month anniversary. I miss him sooo much and i dont know what to do. There's this guy at my new skool that likes me and i donno if i like him...but i kinda flirt with him. I think that i do that cuz i miss flirtin with my b/f..even though me n my b/f talk every night..my heart aches all the time. I really donno what to do..i love him and yet we are so far apart. I dont wanna loose him :`(

Phone. Sex.

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ok i met this one girl like in jan and she went out wit this kid and she still likes him but he told me he doesnt like her anymore and i kinda otld her he doesnt and shes like oh its ok and he wants to go to homeocming wit me but shes my frind and if she finds out she mite be mad since i help her wit her problems and me and her arent the bestest of friends we dont really hang out but i see her in school and we talk and outside of school she ngs out wit some of my old friends so i ssay hi but if she sees me wit that kid at homecoming she mite get mad wat do i do i kinda like him too

After much careful consideration, I have decided that you are an idiot with a grammar and spelling disability. Congratulations! You have accomplished something!

Also, I advise you to stay away from the drama club.

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well here's the deal ive had a lot of trouble with this friend...so i will start from the begining so this guy we will call him "fred" well fred was going out with this girl "sara" so fred and sara were going out and fred would sneak over sara's house at night and they would do "stuff" well one night sara didnt wanna do the stuff but fred did and fred forced himself upon on her and raped her anally (they had never gone that far before)he wasnt caught till afterwards, he is now in a self help center...well the reason why he is in the center is not cus of raping sara is because he was caught molesting his sister...he later confused that he has molested his sister for the past 6 years now and his sister didnt know any better cus shes 10 now and it has been done since she was 4 and didnt know she was supposed to stop...so now he is in a self help center has been for a year now...his mom doesnt know i know what he did nor does he and they expect me to resume my freindship with him cus we were best friends..ive talked to my youth pastor about it cus im a Christian and i know i should forgive but its hard too speccially since sara was also a best freind and freds sister is like my little sister...i dunno what to do...should i forgive him should i stay friends with him or what because i know he will be coming back soon....

Move faaaaar away from 'Dawson' and his 'Creek'.

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I want to get my bellybutton pierced but i dont think my mom will let me ill be 17 in less than a month any1 have any ideas on how to convince her ? and also i was wondering how bad it hurts and how they do it

Well, the pain is comparable to having a needle jammed in your navel.

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I have a boyfriend that ive had for awhile now, like a year and then some. But lately ive been wanting to hang out with some other guys just for the fun of it. But i really love my boyfriend and i dont want to do anything to hurt him and i dont want to cheat. There is this one senior that i really like and hes in a couple of my classes. (im a sophmore btw) I want to get to know him better. He asked me if i wanted to come hang out with a couple of his friends a few times and i said i didnt know if my boyfriends gonna b ok with it. Then a few days ago before a football game he asked me to wear his jersey, he dosent have a girlfriend and his friends who are girls get to wear it. I wanted to but i didnt cuz my boyfriend doesnt want me 2 and i think i shouldnt have either. But i catch this guy looking at me alot, and i have to admit, if i were single id prolly date him. But i want to know if theres anyway i could try to b friends with ths very hot guy and not get my man jealous (he knows i love him and i dont wanna leave him)..and if this is like an obvious sign that he likes me.

I've come to the conclusion that you're an idiot with a Shift key deficency. You've wasted 10 seconds of my life.

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Ok i just went to a hair dresser like an hour ago and got my hair highlighted. I wanted think dark blonde chunks and she ends up giving me these really super bright light blonde streaks. I hate it and i did it even tho my mom said not to...i didnt think the lady would mess it up. Well i came home and washed it like 3 times and its not lightening up. Someone plz help me, i dont know what to do, ill rate a 5. I cant dye it again, my moms not gonna let me.

Plastic surgery might help enhance the fakeness of it.

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Ok im not sure what to do Im still kinda in love with my ex and he still likes me but THe like 4th day of school we were forced to sit my eachother so he talked to me about that he lost his virginity and hes had sex like ALOT we vowed to eachother we were gonna take eachothers virginity but then we broke up now I dont know what to do help????

Maybe you could buy him a new virginity. Since it's apparently something you can take and break.

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I just moved from my home in Louisiana and now I am really homesick I am crying like crazy and don't know what to do. People in my school are nice but their not my type. Can you give me tips on how to make friends and make my happier?


Elizabeth girl 13

Try an over-the-counter antidepressant.

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Every day i go to school and i see all these couples walking around together. I'm really jealous because i want to be one of those guys that other people look at walking with their g/fs. The only problem is that there is nobody at my school that i can see myself goin out with right now. What can i do? (I'm a freshman)

Your problem is you're probably ugly. Try carrying something dead so you look good by comparsion. Also, peer pressure is goooood.

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Ok there's this kid named Chris and he's pretty much all my classes. Sometimes I'll just glance over at him and hes like looking at me or staring at me. The thing is I never really talk to him or anything. I just wanted to know if he likes me? I don't think so but you can never tell! Thanks! I rate!

Does he try to look up your shirt? There's a difference between lust and love.

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Okay Where do i start theres this guy(Johnta) who i have been goin off and on with for the past two years.. and recently i broke up with him because i started liking this guy(Steve) i met at the beginning of school, i mean yea me and Johnta went to the same school but he never walked me to class and whenever i did see him all he did was give me a handshake like he was ashamed of me or something, and people came up to me and was like "Johnta said yall dont go out" and we did.. so i decided that maybe i should get to know steve better and i did and he treats me with respect, he walks me to class, carries my bookbag, and just makes me smile whenever i am around him, But now Johnta and Steve dont like each other because of me the other day they were about to fight in school and they didnt but they were in each others face and the only thing that came out of johntas mouth was " Fuck You! You Fucked With My Heart!" and i felt really bad.. but steve really likes me and i can tell he acts like it but when me and johnta were goin out johnta acted like we didnt.. i just dont understand why ALL OF A SUDDEN johnta acts likes he cares.. I Cant break up with steve i've gotten to know him and I REALLY like him ALOT.. all my friends tell me to break up with steve but they just dont understand how i feel.. what should i do?

They're teenage boys. Women to them are either something they own or something they want.

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Ok i made a big mistake by saying i didn't want to kiss my boyfriend just yet (he wants to) but i've just realised today that i really do! We went shopping after school today and i kept trying to get us into a situation where he could kiss me but he didn't take the hint! How should i let him know subtly that i want to?!

Well, high-rise thongs might help.

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i liek this guy a lot...and hes in like i dont think u shud call it "relationship" cuz him n this girl arnt going out but there going to homecoming together....wellll shes kinda my friend like were not the best but were good friends ya know? n e way shes kinda *slutty* like she let him finger her and told him she wud give him head on homecoming but he tells me n my friend how much he likes me and how bad he wants to get rid of the other girl and hes leaving me here hanging and idk wat to do...shud i wait for him cuz i really like him...or move on? HLEP PLZ! SORRY ITS LONG!

Well, if you're against a slut, you're going to have to be one heck of a person. I suggest becoming a 'street-walker' yourself to try and impress him.

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I havent had a boyfriend in about a year and a half. My friends and family are always telling me i need to get out there and meet someone. The trouble is i dont really know where it is im supposed to go to meet theses said "guys".
Anyone have any suggestions on where to meet a nice guy?
Thanks :)

Do you mean a guy NOT looking for some free sex? Judging by the age you sound, that's going to be pretty tough.

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OK here's the deal. I smoke cigarettes .. yes I know all the bad stuff about it already and I know I shouldn't do it, blah blah blah. My best friend doesn't know tho. Shes my best friend in the entire world and I hate keeping this from her. A couple of people who she doesnt like know I smoke. She doesnt even know i talk to them. I hate keeping it from her. I dont want to quit. She thinks smoking is really stupid. How can I tell her about it ?

Wait until you have lung cancer. That will get some sympathy from her.

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heyy .. okay i have lotss of like problemss .. and i really need so0me one i kan have to look foward to and be happy about what i mean is a boyfriend .. and i havent had one for a whilee .. and i havent liked any one for a while .. whats wrong with me .. and how can i find new guys to find a boyfriend .. i really wunt a long relationship

Well, most guys don't go for foreign women. Take a few English classes and see if that helps.

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