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i live in a foster home yeh and is alright were i am now but they are thinking about moving me again because they am saying im not makin progress were i am now. but i have ive made loads with this familly but ive tried explaining that to the social worker but shes a bitch what should i do? or is there anything i can do because i dont wanna move again ive just settled into this one.

no dumbass answeres please i woe rate them

You could murder show the social worker a good time.

If you know what I mean.

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I had a huge choclate craving than i started to cry while eating the chocolate ice cream that was in the freazer. was wrong with me? i have been all grumpy latly and i'll say things i don't mean and i'll think about it later and i'll be "why did i say/do that" or "that was stupid"
nothing bad has recently happen to me! i what should i do?/?/?/?
please i'm so confused

You're being claimed by satan.

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when i see like sex seens in movies and what not i get this weird feeling in my vagina...what is this? thanks

You're arroused.
the only way to cure it is to grab the closest thing to you and have sex with it while singing christmas carols.

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okay so me and my boyfriend where messing around( grinding) so anyways my mom walked upstairs and thought we were having sex she didnt freak out and i said something to her she didnt really respond.i usually just let things go with her like go to sleep or something and then she wont be mad anymore but i dont know???


i need opinions and i will rate high


sry for spelling errors

Kill her.
No, that is extreme.
Break her legs.

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ok there is this guy I like and I need to know what all of yall think....I really like him and I think he likes me to...We are on 2 totally different popularity levels for example I am known as the coaches little sister and he is the hot gorgous football, basketball,and baseball playrer, ......What would ppl think?........(O know I shouldn't care but i want to know).....Tell me the truth what would you think?......He is older than me but it's all good cause i go for the older guys anyway.....He drives and ofcourse I don't .......I'm a little chubby and he is really skinny and has a great stomache....oh and i can't forget the muscles....What should I do?

Lose weight then grab his penis.

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wat do u do if u r heart broken? please help im so sad!:'( ill rate high

You're going to die.
Before you die I suggest you tell the police who did this to you.
Or have them shot rip their heart out of their chest and eat it.
You'll be all better.

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I just heard of the game "girl talk"

How do you play it?

This game is overrated and you do not want to play it.
ever.

Girls are stupid.
If you are one, then kill yourself or get a sex change.

Quick.

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Ok I have these 2 friends. I know them both really well. We are so close. Well today they played a trick on me. They made up a screenname and pretended they were this girl that I hate with a passion. They talked a bunch of shit. Well it got to the point that when the convo was over that I sent the convo to 2 of my other friends e-mail and told them to read it. Well i go to tell my friend about it and turns out it was her and my other friend..The thing that made me mad and pissed off at them is the fact that they said it was that girl and they know i hate her. They completly don't know what happened between me and her and shouldn't have done it. But my ? is .....What should I do about it? I mean it might of been funny to them but they don't know the whole story and it completly pissed me off...Should I tell them it made me mad and that I am still mad at them....But please tell me what I should do....
Signed ,,,,TrueHope10

You shouldn't tell them.
They don't like you.
They aren't your friends.

Kill them.

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I'm 12 and a female and i really need a strapless bra but i'm only in an A.Where can I get a cheap,good strapless bra?
CD

Sweet jesus.
You don't even need a bra.
Let alone a strapless one.

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How do you get rid of dark eye lids and dark circles around your eyes?

by laying off the drugs.

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It has been over 9 months maybe more since i have cut myself.. but lately i really dont care. But see im trying to open up to my friends about this situation. I can talk about it in a journal. i can do w.e but when it come to explainning i chicken out. My moms even worried bout me being all "depressed" and "stressed" is there a good way to calms down a bit. maybe? or just opening up..please i`ll rate 5 if its a good answer and not some fuck just playing around and asking dumb. this is serious... and im tired of peoples fucking stupid remarks.

drugs.

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My younger sister is 11 and she weighs 130 pounds. I'm not sure if this is right, cause she looks pretty slim but is heavy. She asked me to ask you guys this since she is too young to join. By the way, I'm 13 and I'm 88 pounds.

It's all muscle.
and she could beat the crap out of you.

So I suggest you do what ever she says, until she ODs on steriods.

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Hey guys, i'm having some people over tonight to watch a movie because i have a movie theater room, sorta .. but i have one problem: I dont know what movies to rent!! I want a comedy and a scary one, so if you could just name some that you would wanna watch if you were going to your friends house, that would be awesome!! Thanks Love ya'all

Screw comedy and Horror.

Rent some hardcore porn.

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Is it possible to lose 10-20 pounds by July 20? If so, can someone please give me some tips? Thank you in advance.

Step 1. Realize you are totally fat and repulsive.
Step 2. Stick your finger down your throat.
Step 3. Repeat step 2 until you lose weight or die.

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im 13 and my boyfriend ( obviously im a G I R L) has been acting really weird with me. i recently wenT to puerto rico for a month to get prepared to compete in a pageant. we talked and we were doing well apart but then he wentto north carolina and has been talking alot and i mean alot to my best friend. i didnt use to mind on account of theyre best friends too.but they look more like a couple than me and him. i feel like there is something he isnt telling me. hes not the type of guy tht would cheat or play me and he wuouldve dumped me if he didnt really like me b/c thats how he is. i know him ....weve been together for 10 months.but something tells me there is something going on. i dont know what to do anymore. im scared to talk to him b/c sometimes he makes me feel like trash and then talks to my best friend again about it. is she really my best friend and how do i know if hes cheating or not? PlEASE HELP!!!! i RaTe 5s!!!!!!!!

she probably has nicer tits than you.

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my name is EJ and i have a friend that i have know for almost a year now and i have liked since the first time i saw her and i was wondering if yall could give me some advice on how to ask her out so if she says no we can still be friends

Get her drunk, then take all your clothes off and tell her to do things to you.
And video tape it, so she can see what she did.

And since she probably hates you.
You can use this as blackmail.

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I'm kinda scared of shots, and tomorrow i have to go to the doctor to get a physical and i have to get a tetnis shot. im freaking out. do u have any tricks to help me relax or to numb the pain? i need some advice asap b/c the appointment's tomorrow morning. thx!
signed, shot-phobia

Do some drugs.

Hey, it might kill you, but it'll sure calm you down.

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ive got all these fruit flies. i think they've nested somewhere in my room! wat can i do?!? how can i get rid of them?!?!?

You could remove the fruit from your room first.
Then you could maybe clean it up a bit.

Or, become friends with them, since it sounds like you need some.

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every time i got 2 the toilet 4 a wee then wipe it feels sore aswell n itches n my discharge is thicker wot is wrong wiv me

You're turning into a man.

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Tommrow im going with my grandma to her "Bring your kids to work day", and I have no Idea what to wear?


Any Suggestions?

Thanks;)

Wear old people clothes.
Old men will hit on you.

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