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hey this is joey how come penguins cant fly
signed
with love
and best regards
anonoymous
or however u spell it (link)
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wow your really dumb joey...you said hi its joey then you signed it anonoymous..CONGRATULATIONS! you win the "Most Retarded" AWARD! snaps for joey! peguins cant fly because all of them have been sexually assaulted by you or curtis! thast why..so good job joe, make all of the worlds penguins stop flying! i hope your happy. tsk tsk tsk..
*much love* Mel
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okay so i liked this guy and i thought he liked me back but we got in this HUGE fight. but now were friends again but i still have a thing for him, but i'm postive he doesn't feel the same way. and i'm trying to get over him but it's hard. what do i do? (link)
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wow...i am definetly in the EXACT same position... it is really hard to get over someone that u really really liked. This may seem weird but talk to him about it, like ask him who he likes or if he still likes you...you never know what he will say. I talked to the person that i liked and i got positive feedback so you never know what he will say. you cant just get over him like that *snaps*. its impossible. so i hope i helped...
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i was at a party and this kid called me into the kitchen then whipped out his wiener (wich was huge) and started dancing or somthing then rubbed his naked bottum half on me. well this wouldnt be soo bad if he hadnt of rubbed him self on me and i didnt have a boyfriend... i didnt really have time to go any where before he did this sooo i dont really feel bad but i do because its like my bf best friend and i have been going out with him for like 3 months and i havnt even seen his wiener yet what should i do tell him or just go on with life????????? and it was really really big..... like 8 inches!!
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go on with life, then you can use the fact that you saw his "wiener" as black mail if he trys to fuck up your relationship with this guy!
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I really want to buy a vibrator... but I don't know where to go. I am 16 years old, and do not want one shipped to me, I want to go to a store. I was wondering, do I have to go to a sex store or are there any other stores that sell them?
~Kristin (link)
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oh! i know a great website where you can get one shiped to you but like it makes it look like its a t shirt box or something:
http://www.iamdisgustingandiwanttobuyavibratercuziamaslut.com/sex/slut.gov
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Okay me and my friend have a question.. when u have a condom on a guy and when ur having sex wouldn't it like slip off or something.. Someone please write me back with details PLEASE!!!!!
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i think you need to try it out your selF...WHORE!!
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My parents know that I want to listen to Green day and Bowling for soup and a large variety of other music bands, but won't let me. I'm 13, but they prolly think it's too young. How can I convince them that I enjoy music and am missing out on a lot without it?? And besides-I should be entitled to what they had. (link)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa!
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One of my very close friends believes he was born gay. I just don't understand his belief in that. Why is it that some people can be 'born gay' and others not? I just don't understand that concept in life. Can anyone explain to me why some can be born gay and others not? (link)
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well smart one...if the almighty person thinks you would be a cool demorcratic gay man then that is what you will be...if the almighty one thinks that you should be a lame conservitive straight gay hater then that is what you will be..listen to the almighty one!! he knows best!.....
so do the aliens
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pretty soon i know my boyfriend and i are going to have sex. OF COURSE we would use a condom, but i am still overly scared of the chance of getting pregnant if the condom breaks. i am trying to figure out what time of the cycle is the best time to Not get pregnant. i know ovulation is the worst time, but what about before, during, and after my period - which is the best time and which is a risky time? i cant find it on any websites and some people tell me different things... please help, im a spaz (link)
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how bout you just dont have sex?...isnt that the most logical?
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i kno this is a dumb question but what does skimpy mean? thanks appriciate it. (link)
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you know what? it is a dumb question..i think that BlondeBritt gave you good advice...but um maybe you shouldnt ask the internet if you want real advice sweety! or else you might end up with advice from me or BlondeBritt.
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I need a new tennis racket but I'm not sure what kind to get. Any suggestions from tennis players? (link)
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screw tennis
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Ok well here's my problem, my mom is like super christian and I think I wanna follow by the rules of buddah and I want to be boodist! but I still belive in god! I dunno what one to choose. And plus if I do decide to become budist I dont wanna tell my mom! I dont know what to Do! arg! help! (link)
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well buddy i dont quite know what to tell you. I follow the Alien Religon so ya know maybe you should just stick with aliens...ok well peace out...
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As a seventeen year old female who is oober tired of stupid highschool guys and would like to move on to more mature ones... how old is too old for me? (link)
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what do i look like? your mother?? jk jk but too old would have to be like older than your dad...
ask the aliens..they know your fate
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My cousin's family invited me to go on a cruise with them to Cancun and Cozemel. I really want to go but if my cousin and I spend at least 2 hours together, we don't get along. She will get mad at me and I will have no one to hang out with because her dad's side of the family is coming, too (I don't know them because we're not related) But this is a once in a lifetime opportunity...Should I go or no?? (link)
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HELL YES YOU SHOULD GO!! are you fucking with me!!?? beat your cousin till she can't talk any more then you will get along fine and you can enjoy the once in a lifetime thing!!
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My e-mail is driving me crazy. It keeps saying I have three new messages when there is nothing in my inbox. This has been happening since my friend sent me an e-mail to sign up to Neopets to help her with some points thing. Now it keeps saying I have three messages. I sorted everything in my inbox into different folders and deleted what I don't need. Nevertheless, it still says I have three new messages. Does anyone know why this is happening? I have Optimum (sp?) Online if it helps. (link)
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i suggest you take your computer out to an open feild and beat it with a baseball bat and your foot while listening to gangster rap music. then spend your entire pay check ( or dad's pay check )on a brand new one and that will solve your problem!
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ok there is this guy name josh and we went out over the summer then broke up a day before school started. I still like him. we havent tlaked in a while but the other day we did a little bit. Last week my friend asked him would he ever go back out with me, and he just smiled. but he has a girlfriend. Also, alst week someone asked him would he ever go out wth this girl name brooke nad he said nnooo .. but he didnt say yes or no when someone asked about me. Then wed. at church, he sat near me but not right next to me .. it went me, his friend murphy(murphy likes me) and then josh and we talked in a group for a little bit. Do you think he still likes me? what should i do? im 14 and female and i need the truth .. please dont just tell me what i want to hear .. i need to hear the truth! (link)
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alright you asked for the truth...i think the truth is that you are secretly a wooly mammoth and he has a thing for really hairy women so he will take you back as long as he can lick your thick hair...
jk jk
ok so umm josh is a queer name so you can do better!! plus its silly to go out with a guy more than once unless you want to marry him and bear his children...
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hey mel!!
k theres this boy that i like quite a bit and everyone says that he likes me but when every he has the chance to tell me---for example i went to this dance and he was there and all my friends went up to him and told him to dance with me he said that hed think about it and then hed go and dance with another girl while staring at me the whole time---i really like him but i dont want make the first move but i dont think that he will either what should i do??
plz give me a serious answer i really need help!
your, pe buddy (link)
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ok first of all...I am unauthorized to be serious so this is what you should do:
you-hey
him-hey
you-will u make the first move?
him-uh..sure
(kiss)
you-thanks
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i'm currently a freshman in my second semester of college and i have a problem staying awake in my classes, even if i get adequate hours of sleep the night before!
i've tried drinking coffee during class (despite the caffeine, has not worked for me), bringing munchies, having a water bottle, doodling on my notebook, and vice versa. basically anything to keep me busy and awake! all of my attempts have failed...any ideas? (link)
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umm GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT! duh loser!
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omg. ok. so. you. have. to. help. me.
well the other day i was jacking off..and like it felt ssooo good. and i got hard really really fast. so i was like "haha score!!" and i kept on doing it and doing it..but i only had a little lub left. but i knew i had another bottle sitting next to me. so when i got done with the first one i grapped for the 2nd one. i started rubbing so hard and it felt so good...until my hand got stuck to me 2in dick!!! and i was like "ohh crap. i'm def. screwed now!!" and then i looked at the "lub" bottle and noticed that it was actually super glue...and my hand will not come off of my dick. so i faked sick today and stayed under my bed covers for hours...and i have no idea how to get if off!!! it would look kinda weird with me walking around with my hand down my pants all the time wouldnt it?? if this has ever happened to you while jacking off..please give me some advice!! i need you!! (link)
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PEOPLE NEED TO sToP ASKING ME DISGUSTING QUESTIONS!!! i am NOT A MAN!! so i dont know how to help u!! CHOP IT OFF! THERE! THAT IS MY ADVICE! jesus tapdancing christ!!
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well mel (like OMG that totally rymed.)
I like, totally have this really like really really embarrassing situation here. like, see, um, like most teenage girls i have gone through puberty. and like, of course i started growing those totally nasty pubic hairs. and like, at first i was just all 'w/e..this happens to everyone' but then it kept growing and like..growing. and its not stopping. and its totally like embarrasing. its got to be atleast like..5 inches long. and i was pretty sure that was totally like not normal, so me and one of my best friends for like ever compared and hers was definately like shorter by alot. like, this is totally not good. how am i suppose to fuck someone with a wooley mammoth vagina? like can you please give me some advice?
i will so like totally be your best friend for ever if you do.
omg your a doll. i love you!
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i suggest removing yourself from the gene pool and then where ever u end up spend the rest of your time shaving that thing!!!
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ok--this might sound a little strange. but i really need some help!!
ok thanks night when i was master bating my freaking dildo broke. and i was like "ok wtf!!!" and like..i was really getting into it and everything...but i didnt have my dildo any more. *tear* so i put my pants back on..and went downstairs to look in the refridgeorator. and i got a big round juicy cucumber...and then i also got a carrot.so i went back upstairs and took my pants off and really wanted to get into it this time...so i was doing good and all...but like the cucumber was really big around and i got it up me once or twice but it was just to big..so i had to stop using that b/c pretty soon i wouldnt of been able to get it out. so then i moved on to Mr. Carrot. i stuck it up me really fast..and it really was pleasurable. like serisouly...but then i heard this "snap" and i was like "oh shi*t!!" and the end of the carrot broke off of my...and i have half a carrot stuck up me!! and i have no idea how to get it out!
- please help me. i dont wanna go to the doc. pplleeassee!! (link)
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take some twizers, get someone to hold them, grab onto Mr. Carrot and have them pull!!! if that dosent work then ur fucking screwed and u might be having some baby carrots soon
Much Love,
Melanie
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