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omg. ok. so. you. have. to. help. me.
well the other day i was jacking off..and like it felt ssooo good. and i got hard really really fast. so i was like "haha score!!" and i kept on doing it and doing it..but i only had a little lub left. but i knew i had another bottle sitting next to me. so when i got done with the first one i grapped for the 2nd one. i started rubbing so hard and it felt so good...until my hand got stuck to me 2in dick!!! and i was like "ohh crap. i'm def. screwed now!!" and then i looked at the "lub" bottle and noticed that it was actually super glue...and my hand will not come off of my dick. so i faked sick today and stayed under my bed covers for hours...and i have no idea how to get if off!!! it would look kinda weird with me walking around with my hand down my pants all the time wouldnt it?? if this has ever happened to you while jacking off..please give me some advice!! i need you!!
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