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ok--this might sound a little strange. but i really need some help!!
ok thanks night when i was master bating my freaking dildo broke. and i was like "ok wtf!!!" and like..i was really getting into it and everything...but i didnt have my dildo any more. *tear* so i put my pants back on..and went downstairs to look in the refridgeorator. and i got a big round juicy cucumber...and then i also got a carrot.so i went back upstairs and took my pants off and really wanted to get into it this time...so i was doing good and all...but like the cucumber was really big around and i got it up me once or twice but it was just to big..so i had to stop using that b/c pretty soon i wouldnt of been able to get it out. so then i moved on to Mr. Carrot. i stuck it up me really fast..and it really was pleasurable. like serisouly...but then i heard this "snap" and i was like "oh shi*t!!" and the end of the carrot broke off of my...and i have half a carrot stuck up me!! and i have no idea how to get it out!
- please help me. i dont wanna go to the doc. pplleeassee!!
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take some twizers, get someone to hold them, grab onto Mr. Carrot and have them pull!!! if that dosent work then ur fucking screwed and u might be having some baby carrots soon
Much Love,
Melanie
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