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Hey, My name is Ryan, And I will be your shrink for the day, I have 18 years of life experience, trust me I have been through it all, loss, births (no I didnt give birth silly), Parents divorce, my own bad relationships, I have fixed heaps of relationships, basically, I'm the one who will lay it out straight! if you dont want the answers everyone seems to give like those stupid answers that never really help, then come to me, I condone the realists approach, the ways that REALLY work :D so ask me about ANYTHING..

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ok well im normally the one that trys to answer questions but now its me doin the asking im in need of great help.

im so scared.

basicly im on the pop..mini pill i can only take it 2 hours late..an if i take it late im not protected for 2 to 3 days i think.

i basicly went out an i didnt take my pill untill like 2 hours late an that night i had sex with my boyfriend. this was wednesday its now sunday and i have been gettin rele bad cramps for the last 2 days an been feeelin rele sick in the mornings
i jus started loosin blood. but its not my period im not due...i dunno cud i have Implanation bleeding or like cud i be pregnant im worried please any help wud be much appriciated.

x

I know someone who had this same thing happen.. we think it was a mis-carriage..

taking the pill late had her get pregnant.. but taking the pill whilst pregnant basically aborted it causing her to miscarriage.. go see a doctor

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okay im 15 and im thinking about having sex.. im just worried about shaving.. do guys think its gross if you dont shave? should i shave all of it or just some ? please help!

ALL OF IT!! Take it all off! please.. for your sake.. and the guys.. get rid of it all and take care of it regularly

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Hi!! im new to this website and Im 15 years old. I was just wondering if I should shave my vagina or do I leave it like it is. I have never been told yes or no, and I am too embarassed to ask. Thanks...I will rate high.

shave it! more guys would be willing to eat a clean peach than a hairy one.. think about it for a moment.. would you like taking a bite out of a fuzzy peach? no way.. you gotta get rid of that fuzzy crap! lol shaaave away! i have read it feels good too ;) but im a guy so i wouldnt know..

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About two weeks ago my boy friend and i were fooling around and he starting fingering me..before that he had fingered me he had been handeling his dick very briefly, is it possible that there was enough cum on his hand to get me pregnant? Thanks. *i'm almost positive that he didn't have any on his hands though, but just in case*

www.babynames.com

it is extremely highly unlikely that even if he did ave cum on his hands.. its very doubtful that any semen would still be alive.. let alone live long enough to get to an egg

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Okay well my boyfriend and I have recently been having sex through about 3 months and we have been going out for three years. Not once have I had an orgasm, I always have to fake it and I sort of get tired faking it because I want to experience what an orgasm feels like. And I don't want him to give me oral or finger me or whatever, I want to have an orgasm through intercourse. The sex feels good, but there are times when I cant even feel it in me. Does anyone know how I could achieve this?

foreplay.. let him finger you or oral you first for a little while to get you ready.. just dont let him make you orgasm that way.. then when you think your ready.. then tell him to f**k you.. foreplay is the best way.. other than that.. try different positions.. get im to "feel you up" i guess like suck on your nipples, massage your breasts, or rub your clitoris while he is screwing you.. lol

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i look for porn sites on google with my computer...everytime i get on google and i type "p" and the word porn will then flash on to the screen...i dont want to get caught!!! how do i clear the history??? plz help!

even if you clear the history it will still happen.. just look up as many things as you can with the letter "P" thats not porn untill it doesnt happen any more :)

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i was wondering, does the size of my penis matter? it is 5.5 hard from the outside of my pubic area do i push to the bone to measure? how can i make it look bigger or even better how do i make it grow? sometimes my g/f tells me that it is sometimes about 7 sometimes its more than that is that true. help me please and what is the fat pad? i have big testicles too i am curved but most of the time im 5.5-6 inches long help me please
email em answers as well as put them on here,
my email is wallywit86@aol.com
thank you

a wise girl once told me.. "It's not the size, it's the way you use it!" and most girls would also say that 6" is not a bad size.. the average female prefers something between 5 and 8" so yeah.. and btw.. the "penis" doesn't have a "bone" so yeah..

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I am 14 years old and me and my friend were ''playing'' around w/ this guy and after my friend gave him a blow job he fingered me. I would like to know how many days until I can take a pregnancy test and what are my chances of being pregnant. I am very worried because I am very skinny from anorexia and I'm afraid I will die if I am pregnant.

you arent pregnant.. unless he had sex with you.. you arent pregnant.. you cannot get pregnant by a guy fingering you full stop! thankyou for your time!

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i'm like way too young (in my opinion) 13/f to have sex. my hormones are rageing though how do i satisfy them, should i turn to mastrubating? i do not want to have sex i just want to feel like i'm not thinking about doing it all the time... does anyone have advice on
1-how to resist sex
2-how to mastrubate

please respond *rate high*

go to www.the-clitoris.com hope that helps :)

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i'm a day late for my period.. my bf and i have done anal.. could i be preg from that? yet im active w/ volleyball twice a week plus lifting weights every other day. is it possible to be preg? oh and we tried reg. sex for like 2 mins.. then he took it out. help plz!

welll.. yes it is possible.. even if it was 2 mins.. the chance of him pre-cumming is about 85% so yea.. its not possible to get preggy from anal.. but if you truly did it the other way I would reccomend a pregnancy test and maybe a trip to "www.babynames.com"

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i hear constantly about 14 year olds having sex... this is scary. what has the world come to? one day people will be having sex at 8 and then people will finally realise there is a problem. i dont see why 14 year olds have sex when they are so young... at 14 i was like, gross, why have sex? i'm 17 now and i am a virgin... i am proud of that and i like it coz guys respect me and i know a guy isn't going out with me for sex. what i want to know is why do girls lose that respect at such a young age? and how young were people when they lost their virginity???
- confused

I know exactly what you are saying.. I have heard of 13 and 12 also.. its wierd... at that age I never ever thought about sex.. it was like.. kissing was the thing... I never kissed someone till my first year of highschool.. sex was like.. totally out of the question.. I'm also 17 now and also a virgin.. (male :O THATS DIFFERENT HUH?)I'll be 18 in July and still dont plan on going out and having sex with the first girl I meet just for the sake of it.. and no.. I am definately NOT gay OR bi! but yeah :)

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I've been majorly depressed since May of last year. and I went through a lot of stuff during that time, including therapy. Two days before Christmas, my boyfriend (Kyle) broke up with me and made the whole depression thing worse, until I eventually got over that.
Well, after Kyle broke up with me, this other guy that has always been there for me through anything, being kind of like an older brother, confessed that he has feelings for me. Hes the sweetest anyone has ever been to me. I love him. But, a couple weeks ago Kyle asked me back out, and I couldn't go back out with him because he broke my heart, and our relationship wasnt that great to begin with. Anyways, since then I've been really really depressed, I got the the point where I was suicidal, and I almost killed myself. I told the other guy that I can't date him now, even though I really want to, because I think I should wait until I start to get happy again. I've been seeing my schools "crisis counselor", and I'm starting to feel better...slowly but surely. And now I'm scared to get my heart broken again. I dont know what to do, because I really want to date him. I know he would wait for me until I feel realyl ready to date him, and I want to date him now...I dont know what to do though, Im just confused. Any advice?

If you dont risk anything, You risk even more! Go for it.. Give him a chance! and if you wait too long, string him along, etc.. he may turn away.. and not want you.. the longer you wait.. the worse it is!!

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hiya, my friend has just recently got a new boyfriend. she has had one before and had sex and her mum didnt no. im scared she will have sex again beacuse today she said to her other friend that she did something with him, and im thinking it may well be sex, cos she sed she was in a shed (by theirselves).

anyone give me advice plze?
thanxz x x x x

Ryan: Why does it bother you that they are having sex? Are you jealous?

Elke: *Not around*

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13/f. OH MY GAWD. K so like I just have a 5 person orgy. (we usd condums) but the guy I was doing at the time has an std and he wore a condom but it broke and he spermed in me. And then I had sex with 2 other guys and rubbed my vagina on a chick. We all might be in danger. Today my vagina was bleeding! What do I do? I might be pregnant and have an std, and Im apposed to have sex again today with a different guy! Wut do I do?!?!?! help me!!

xoxo

P.S. Dont call me a slut cause im not!

You are so a slut -_- dont deny it! your not sposed to go out and have wild orgys and screw around with people.. its called sluttish :P

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how are you supposed to know what size condoms to buy?

if you dont know.. you should buy small :)

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I have two children and desperately want a third, i am currently having casual sex with the father of my two kids as not together anymore i want to get pregnant by him again but he dont want no more kids. I have tried stealing sperm from his condom and self inseminating myself. I want to know how long sperm lives in condom and if what im doing can get me pregnant?

next time you have sex.. buy some funky condoms that may seem interesting to him to use.. and put a pin prick hole in the condom.. then when you have sex.. its usefullness goes from about 99.8% to about 10% :D hope dis helps :)

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Well i've been dating my boyfriend for about 2 months. He has had sex before and I havent (15/f). For the past couple of days I have really been thinking if i want to do it or not. My boyfriend is perfect, but im kinda nervous about the whole thing. Dont get me wrong, I do want to have sex with him, but its only been to months and i think its kinda soon. I have been sort of leading him on, but i really thought about it today and im jsut not ready. What ways can i tell him that im sorry for leading him on but im just not ready yet?????
Please help

dont you fucking skank! if you tell someone ur gunna fuck them.. fuck them.. your 15 you should have done it by now!! my fucking god!

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ok..me nd my bf have been together for 7 months. just recently we had oral..and he busted...so he went to the bathroom and everything was ok. later that day, he fingered me. my period has always been irregular. im late a week nd my bf is freaking out. is there any way i culd b pregnant?

you dont get pregnant from oral you dick head! fucking hell.. you are so fucking stupid

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does anyone know any exiting mastrubating techniques that can make you organism?

No amount of masturbation will ever make you an organism... and exiting where? do you masturbate whilst exiting a bar? or exiting your car? YOU SICK MOFO!

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my bf wants me to record myself on tape of me doing anal on myself untill i have an orgasm but the thing is i can't get anything thicker than my finger up my arse and i do it for about five minutes and i don't get to the point of orgasm.
is it just because i'm not doing it for long enough or do i need to put something bigger in.
please help.
signed allover
ps. if a boy does the samething will he still get an orgasm

My God!!! Thats just sick!! i mean.. the only thing thats ever going to be up my arse is shit! your fucking feral and you boyfriend is perverted! eww i cant say anymore!

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