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Sup, my name's Aaron, i'm a band freak, health freak, grammar freak, perfectionist, and I just love to watch people do stupid things even if it includes me, because heck there's no point in being uptight about life when in the end it all ends... hahah gotta love my type right? There's not much about me that you probably haven't heard that you can't compare to other people, I mean i'm a friendly person who once you get to know me, tends to grow on you like mold on bread. I'm smart, courageous, a leader, fun, loving, honest, brutally honest, sadistic, idiotic at times, ignorant to certain topics, indifferent in some controversial issues, unconcerned about what you think about me, happy, sad, depressed, angry, and basically any other attribute you can give to a 16 year old teenager. I'm an ex-swimmer, meaning that I quit... just because of band, and no i'm not that big a band freak, I'd just rather be playing my instrument and feeling the soothing sensation that music has to bring as opposed to getting stressed about being beat by other people! But no, haha I love swimming and if my school allowed me to take both at the same time without sacrificing my grades I probably would. I'm not the kind of person that sits and watches something, for instance, I hate watching football but I love playing it just because of the adrenaline rush. Blah, haha not sure what else to say, I mean I suppose I can tell you that i'm chinese, and uhh that's about it I think... I like to philosophize haha if that makes any sense, I feel that although philosophy is basically the "DUH" of life, sometimes you just need to be told, DUH. There's nothing better than discovering the obvious... Anyways, life's so much easier for probably you and me if we chatted on AOL, my screen name is An3mu5c0r9u5 yup yup =D hehe

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so i just found out the love of my life is goin away for 6 months. we were together for a month then we broke up but we still acted like we were together u know kissing and everything. he told me today that he was goin away. he wants to have sex and so do i but do you think this is rite?? so you think im gonna git my heart broken? all my friends think so but thats just because they dont know him. by the way im a virgin so this will be my first time. PLEASE HELP!!!!

I understand your dilemma but you shouldn't have sex with him because he's leaving... that's not a good enough reason. You should leave your virginity for someone whom you can spend time with afterwards. He might just be playing you, but let's not think of that... Just be happy with the kissing and cuddling and wait for someone who will always be there for you to give up your virginity to.

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after i get an orgasm 10 sec. later it dosnt feel good anymore ... is this normal?

yeah it's completely normal it's because of the re-calibration of your neurotransmitters in your brain.. basically meaning that you're "high" for a second, but then your body has to go back to normal so in between you probably feel a little bit like shit. sorry for the language.

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Hey my name is Rachel and iam 17 years old and my granny is causing me to be depressed I'll give you some examples.on my 17th birthday she told me that nobody loved me and that I was stupid becouse I was in special ed classes at school.my granny also told me that Iam to fat for my own good and she told me that my mom killed my dad becouse she divorced him when I was 3 and said it broke his heart and that's why he died,but I think she had a pretty good reason for divorcing him when I was 3 becouse he molested me.I took an extra adderal and bloodpressure pill today hoping I would lose weight becouse my granny keeps telling me that iam fat and ugly and I was kind of hoping it would kill me from overdose.my cousin is the only person I can go to with this problem becouse I can trust her to keep it a secreat.I've talked to my cousin about my suicide attempts and she just kept an eye on me and didn't tell my mom about it becouse she knows how my mom is.what should I do? please help me urgent.

I think that maybe you should confront your granny on a 1 on 1 basis. You should tell her that she is being mean to you and that you love her dearly. Tell her that although she is your granny, that you don't care what she says because you are beautiful no matter what anyone says. You shouldn't let her bring you down because hell, she's really old and her eyes may be playing tricks on her =) As for losing weight, just eat less more frequently and go running or even walking once in a while. If you have a dog then it makes it easier but if not just take your cd player or ipod and walk around the block for 30 minutes to an hour everyday or at night and you'll be on your way to losing weight. =) Don't be sad, life is too short to be sad.

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I was goin to bed downstairs with my parents room being upstairs, when i finally was in bed i heard a scream, so i got up wondering what was wrong then i heard all these sex noises moans and such, i was freaked out, wouldn't you be? so i called my 19 year old sister and she came home to comfort me. I couldn't sleep even after they had stopped, it was stuck in my head.
The next morning i was discusted, but still decided to talk about them about it, all they said was "we are in love you should be happy that we are still together in so in love" i go "i'm not...it's discusting to me!" they just said "you should get over it" now i can't get the noises out of my mind and i keep picturing them doing it i know they are in love but i still think it is really discusting i mean blowjobs, kissing, naked! that is what is stuck...please help me to be relived of that!

Well, they are your parents and depending on how old you are... it's just normal... next time if it happens just turn up the music and go to sleep like that... you'll be fine =)

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Okay so I know that hundreds of people have asked questions like this one, but I was just looking for some helpful advice. When you are pregnant, does just your niple hurt or your whole boob is sore? And how soon after having sex will you start to get morning sickness, sore boobs, and things like that.I will be grateful for any help I can get. Thankyou!

usually within a couple weeks will you start getting morning sickness... as for the sore boobs part, it'll probably happen witin a couple of weeks also so that your mammary glands will get ready for lactating

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Hey...im a 14 year old bisexual and i want to have intercourse with the same sex...and i also want to tell my parents but i dont know how they will act... :( im kinda worried..

Signed..14 year old bi guy

oh really, well i'm gay and i haven't done anything... hehe maybe we could hook up lol jk well talk to them because i talked to my parents and they were really understanding, even though the sent me to a shrink but that's another story =)

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if you had the opportunity to have sex with someone you weren't dating but have hooked up with a lot over the past few months would you? i guess im just wondering because everyone says sex is supposed to be a "special" thing you share with someone you love. I think i'm ready but i'm not even dating the guy let alone love him-so if i think he is the right guy to have sex with is he worth the risk? My friend told me, "if you like him don't do it, if you don't like him then go for it"

also on a side note-if you were my friend would you lose respect for me if i made the decision to have sex?

thanks a lot yall :)

lol wow... your friend obviously... has that wrong... you want to have sex with someone that you like because it means that you guys share a special bond that no one else has... and yeah I probably would considering your age... i mean you think you're ready but you're not... because a lot of things can go wrong.. such as STDS and pregnancy... you definitly won't be able to handle that if it happens...

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okay.. my b/f gave me a condom just in case we went a little too far one time.. and i kept it in a little compartment of my purse that no one really notices.. well when my b/f was over today.. my mom washed that purse! and i walked in the room.. and the zipper for the area was unzipped.. but the condom was still there!! ahh omg! what could i say to make my parents think i'm not having sex?! please answer this! i'll rate 5's to anyone that answers!

lol... well unfortunately i think you have to tell them, i mean depending on how old you are... will determine how much they'll freak out... you should tell them that you boyfriend gave it to you so that you will be protected from being impregnated and tell them that you haven't had sex yet.. and that you just wanted to be safe if it happens.. and after that you'll probably be given a very long speech on sex... so just take it and then go to your room

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Alright, my girlfriend just ended her period and we were thinking of sex. I tried to get a condom but with no luck. Now I checked up on it and people say after a period, there is no egg. So I thought, even without a condom, if we had sex and I,"Pulled out early." If there is a chance of pregnancy.

well if you pull out early in any case than that's good but you should tell her to wash herself after just to make sure that there wasn't anything transferred

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i have a friend who is bi....but im ok w/ it .but she asked if i wanted to come over?and i told her no cuz i have plans..but i dont,and people have told me wen they stayed the night w/ her that she want to do stuff and im not like that at all....wat should i do???

lol well talk to her and make sure that she understands that you aren't into girls like that and that tell her what people have been saying because it's not good for people to talk about other people that are different like that and say bad stuff about them behind their back

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Okay, I recently had sex and the next day I forgot to take my birth control. (We didn't use a condom and i've been using it for about 4 months) the day after that I forgot and for about the next week after that I didnt take it. Is there a good chance that I could be pregnet??


-Scared :(

well depending on how far away your period is... i'd go and take one of those pregnant tests

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My boyfriend and I have been seeing eachother for a little over 2 years. I know he really loves me, and I really love him too. The thing is, is that he has always had a fantasy of having a 3-some with me and another girl. He said it's only going to be a one time thing, and that the other girl isn't going to mean anything to him- it's just his fantasy. I understand what he is saying and I want to do this for him, but I know I would feel REALLY uncomfortable doing it and I'm not quite sure I could go through with it. I keep telling him I don't really know if I want to- but he keeps bringing it up every now and then. It makes me feel bad when I tell him no. What am I supposed to do, or what should I say to him?

well... first of all tell him that it is making you uncomfortable.. and also in order to keep a relationship both sides must sacrifice something.. so if he wants to do this.. maybe you should tell him one of your fantasies to him and see what he thinks about it... although it may sound kind of weird at least he will know that "you have to give something to get something"

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okay well i shave down there and it grows back really fast. like in a week! is that normal or what? is there anything i can do to prevent it? and i also get those little red bumps and sometimes the hair is not always completley gone! any tips please? thank you.

WOW.. okay use those creams that girls use like nair or something... and depending on what kind of razor you use... you should probably use gillete 4 with the 4 edge things for a "closer shave"... and the red bumps are just there cause of irritation so.. put on some lotion..

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