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Hi ya'll! I LOVE giving advice to people! I mainly focus on sex, which I'm experienced in. (LOL!) I hope you enjoy my answers, I throw some humor in there sometimes!

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Okay, I'm friends with my best friend's ex boyfriend.We've always been friends. But I've also always hada little bitty crush on him. He lives in PA and we live in DE though, so boy me and my friend never get to see him. Lastngith he said he missed me and he wanted to come visit me. I asked him why he didn't ever call, and he said he didn't have any minutes, but if he did, I would be the first person he would call. Is that just me or does he sound like he likes me just a little bit? Help me! I rate good!

xoxo

I do think he likes you. Be careful how you break the news to your best friend if you start going out, though. Don't hurt her, and understand if she is upset.

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Alright .. so im 13 .. and i had sex for the first time with my boyfriend last night .. meaning i was a virgin until last night .. well i heard your supposed to bleed your first time .. and i didnt .. it hurt like SUPER SUPER bad .. but i didnt bleed .. and i was just wondering if thats normal or not . Thanks :)

I think nothing is wrong, so don't worry. If you are SUPER concerned, talk to your parents. =) ~*Jenni*~

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Okay. My boyfriend and I are thinking about going for the whole oral sex thing...and something about the whole subject really weirds me out. Like, I can't imagine giving a guy a blowjob, but it weirds me out even more to think of him going down on me.
For background, we've been together over 11 months, we've had sex, and we've usually kinda skipped over the oral issue. If it matters, I'm 17 and he's 18. I know I should just wait 'til I'm comfy with the whole idea, but I don't think I'll be comfy with it until I figure out what it is that's weirding me out. Anyone have any ideas?

It's going to be a bit odd having his penis in your mouth, maybe. Plus, it's kind of odd having him on top of you, but it's fun. Of course you should wait until you're comfy! ~*Jenni*~

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My bf has a bent penis its bend to the right
he's a bit self conscious about it is this a normal thing?

I'm not really sure, I don't think he's dangerous but you might want to get it checked out. A doctor would have said something though, so I think it's okay. ~*Jenni*~

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I am no stranger to the behaviour of most guys. Very sexual, like the jokes about sex but I have a slight problem, I don't know how to react. I have a few guys that are bothering me at this time I will explain. Well this boy called karl right he's 17 and i'm 14, well basically he wants sex and he keeps pestering me he tried to touch me up and I don't know what to do. Some boys just fancy me and I can take that. There's this other boy called Steve who's 16 but he thinks i'm going to go out with him and tries to get me to cheat on my boyfriend and his girlfriend which gets me in trouble with his girlfriend. Another boy I don't see but he's really nice, prob is he calls me all these names and keeps asking me out. A little younger boy who's a few months younger than me is asking me to strip i don't know how to answer these there a no but how do I say that assertively?

Oh, this is pretty tough. For Steve: Anyone who wants you guys to CHEAT is a major asshole and should be treated like one. Don't do anything for him! He's a louse and he's not worth you. For Karl and the younger boy: Stripping and sex is an intimate part of your relationship. Don't do it for either one unless you've been dating them for like a year and a half. Okay? These guys sound totally not worth you, and I hope you get some good advice (in case mine doesn't work.) ~*Jenni*~

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ok well lately ive really had the urge to have sex. im a female and gonna be 15 soon and i know its too early but i dont know what to do. i dont even know how to have sex but ive been having dreams about it and everything. i dont want to be a slut! please help

It's totally normal to desire sex. You aren't a slut, don't worry. ~*Jenni*~

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Hi. I decided to ask you because you seem great with sex, baby. I think it’s really hot when girls are smart. Makes them look great.

Anyways, I'm fourteen and I took my girlfriend's virginity away last year. Since then, we’ve been sleeping together and having sex every night. Her breasts are really big and we love oral sex, but recently when I've been getting really into her vagina during oral sex she kind of pulls away and makes me stop. It’s really annoying. What should I do?

I think you just need to leave your girlfriend be and just adjust to her. She might dump you otherwise. =)

Plus, if you don't want her to dump you, maybe you shouldn't flirt with me. ~*Jenni*~

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hi am 17 senior in h.s i was planning on going to college and everything. i was dating a guy who 25 and we broke up 3 weeks ago about one week ago i found out i was 5weeks pregant should i tell him?? how can i tell him??

He RAPED you! You need to seriously go to court about this. Sex with somone 8 years older? Do something! ~*Jenni*~

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y is that every guy that i like ends up breakin up with me b.c all the want is sex and i won't give it i end up gettin hurt and i feel bad b.c i think that in order to go out with them i have to give it up and i dk what to do
HELP PLZ.... RATE U 5'S IF U ANSWER

Any guy who breaks up with you because you won't give him sex is a loser and doesn't deserve you. Keep searching - the right man is out there! ~*Jenni*~

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Ok i've been dating my boyfriend for 3 months and all we've done is makeout everytime he goes down my pants, he pulls out his hand really fast. and i shave so i dont know whats wrong. what should i do?

Your boyfriend wants sex. This is his way of showing you he's ready but he's not sure you are. If you are, go ahead and try it! ~*Jenni*~

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I'm 15 n I love my boyfriend with allll my heart n we've been together for a long time n we really want a baby. It might sound crazy but. Dont call me a slut or anything, cuz im not. I wouldnt just want a baby with any guy. I love my boyfriend n he loves me n we feel we're ready to take care of a kid. We'd be able to raise it no problem, we have money n stuff. I just dont kno what people would think. My boyfriend promises he'll never leave me, n I kno he will be there to support me in anything...what do you think..

You don't want a baby at 15! You aren't responsible enough if you use chatspeak, TRUST ME. The kid will be born out of wedlock and it's just too early. WAIT! ~*Jenni*~

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Hi. I have been having this problem with my blatter. I haven't been able to tell weather i have to pee or not. I have recently done some drugs that I beleive could mess up my kidney's but I have also had sex. I am wondering if sex can make you not know if you can pee, and also give you a felling of for example. A day when you havent pee'd for a while and you need to go really bad. That feeling...but when u sit down..nothing comes out. Could that be from sex? Or no. Plz do not delete this. After this question I'll never ask it again! Plz and thank you.
-911 help

It wasn't sex, it was the drugs. Stop taking them! The consequences SUCK. Trust me. Hope I helped! ~*Jenni*~

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Help, Sorry it's a bit long.
We're doing an anonymous survey in health class, and it's to be done and brought into class by friday. I'm not asking your opinions on anything, I'm just confused on a question it asks me to answer.
It asks me If I'm a virgin. Well I don't want the teacher to know it's me, so I don't want to ask the teacher this, and none of my other classmates really knew what to put. If you've had oral sex, would you be considered a virgin. I've heard yes because your hymen still hasn't broken, but I still don't know. So if you've had oral sex, are you still a virgin. I'm just going with whatever most of you guys answer, unless anybody has a good opinon on it.

Nope, if you've had some intimate dick contact your virginity is out the window. Hope I helped! ~*Jenni*~

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Ok, my dad just died from lung cancer on Tuesday. My friend who me and him have been really really good friend, with some benefits, for almost a year now, asked me to hang out with him yesterday, and he asked me out while we were hanging out. I said yes but Im worried that, 1. hes gonna cheat on me and our friendship is gonna be over (cause he is quite flirty with girls at times) and i dont wanna lose him as a friend cause i really need him around during this time in my life and that 2. idk if he just asked me out cause he feels bad about me because I just lost my dad. HELP!!!

Sweetie, I'm super sorry about your dad. Right now going out with a guy is NOT going to solve your problems, and I totally agree that you need a good friend in your time of need. I think you need to give him a "Sorry, but this incident has really shook me up. I need sometime alone." If he’s your friend, he'll understand and potentially leave you alone. Hope I helped! ~*Jenni*~

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i have been married for a little more than 3 months now.my husband and i do not want kids now.i'm 30 years old and my hubby is 36.i was a virgin and neither he had any sexual contact prior to our wedding.he does not want to use a condom during sex and i dont want to take oral contraceptive pills.so our sexual activity has remained largely non-penetrative.i'm still a virgin and my hubby insists on oral sex or we arouse each other and then masterbate.he gets aroused by wonderful shapely legs and a good body.
do u think we need to go to a sexologist for councelling?is he normal?his penis is around 5.5'' when erect.i know it is small but then...
are there other contraceptive measures even if a person is a virgin?both of us are confused.we are not that young either and we want kids only in 2006.i need advice urgently.

I think your guys may need to stop the sex and talk about what you need. If you are in this kind of feeling how in the world are you ENJOYING sex? ~*Jenni*~

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whenever i see a really hot guy i think about us making out or having sex. i know it sounds really weird but is there something wrong with me?

No, no, there is NOTHING wrong with you. Sounds to me like you just need to engage in sex a bit more often (LOL). Have fun! ~*Jenni*~

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Okay, this is a weird question, I'm sure...but I figure I may as well see what y'all say.
Okay...my boyfriend kind of has a thing for "dirty talk" and I think it's totally ridiculous. I start laughing whenever he says something and expects me to respond. I think it bothers him that I keep giggling, but I can't help it! To me, it just seems so totally fake and stupid...
I mean, I've tried playing along, but I just feel so awkward and stupid, saying things like...that...
Should I try to do something about my giggling problem (lol)? Should I tell him I just can't do it? What do you guys think?

Do you want to satisfy your guy? Boys tend to think hot women were put on earth to satisfy their sexual needs. If he wants a little "yo, your damn little bitchy ass is my penis' dream" why not just give him a flirty 'but you're fuckin sexy no matter what your dream is." It's not hard and shouldn't make you uncomfortable. If it does, though, simply tell him. If he wants to have sex with you, he obviously loves you and doesn't care what you want as long as he gets the better end...LMAO. ~*Jenni*~

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ok i think i have a problem, i love sex so much i cant explain and me and my boyfriend only do it like once a week, and when we do he satisfies me alot in everyway but when we're done,10 minutes go by and im ready for another round, he'll give me like two good rounds but i always want more,and he'll be worn out. am i un normal or somethin cause i feel liek i need it all day everyday what is wrong with me.

Most people engage in sex because it's fun. It's nice your boyfriend is satisfying. I'll give you an example of why you have this. My boyfriend and I need to have the entire body before we are satisfied. Maybe the first time he satisfies my vagina by giving me some wonderful oral sex. But maybe that means I didn't get to deep throat his penis. So we go for another round. It's fine! Don't worry. Hope I helped! ~*Jenni*~

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Hey guys,
The world has brought together by internet but there are some outstandingly obscene websites and titles which are mentally disturbing. I came across one of the site which shows porn photographs and movies on the sex relationship between Mom-Son, Dad-Daughter. Can it happen? I stronlgy believe that it is highly impossible. The relation between parents and their kids is such a holy and lovely relation, that they can't even imagine such thing about each other. I am really disturbed after accidentally watching that site. Please share your sincere ideas/thoughts/experiences whether this could happen? Thanks.

This is entirely possible. It is more plausible between divorced parents who are single. Perhaps missing the sexual opportunities offered by their mate, they instead form a kind of sexual abuse with their children to satisfy their sexual needs. ~*Jenni*~

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im 13 and i want to have sex with my boyfriend of 1yr and i dont no what to do i am goin to have birthcontrol nad condoms but i dont no what to do with him i have tryed masterblating and everything to get ready 4 him but i dont no what to do while im with him!
its my first time and i need help i dont no wut n e thing is so plz explain i may not do sex but some other ways to pleasure me or him!

plz explain ur answers!
thanks

Search the internet. You'll find lots of tips on sex. =) Hope I helped! ~*Jenni*~

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