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It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.

About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.

I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)





++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.

++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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what kinds of phones work for verizon? like nokia, or is that its own network? what about motorola? and any others please (link)
I have the Motorola Droid (lovelovelovelove it) and it's on the Verizon network.

You should check out the website, though. [:

http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/index.html


My 7 mo. old daughter recently had her finger burnt by a waiter at a large childrens pizza chain. Nothing serious, just a small blister, but still almost 5 hours of screaming in pain. The company offered us "reasonable compensation" for her pain and asked my husband and I to come up with an amount. Neither one of us has been through this before so our question is, What amount would be considered Reasonable. Any Suggestions? (link)
Talk to your doctor or attorney. No one (especially on here) knows your daughter like you, your husband or doctor. No one knows "reasonable compensation" more than an attorney. The amount will differ from the age of the person, the extent of the injury at the time, and the extent of the permanent damage that was caused. Since you said it wasn't anything too serious, it may not be a large amount... but you won't know for sure until you talk to someone with a degree and experience.

Hope that helps and hope that your daughter gets well soon. [:


im going to the bahamas for spring break, and the weather looks terrible. like thunderstorming the first day, rain the second day, cloudy the third day, cloudy the fourth day. will this ruin my vacation? like will i have nothing to do? thanks (link)
Rain is not uncommon in the Bahamas, that's just how it is. I'm going to assume you're going to a main island like Nassau, since you didn't say. There are tons of things to do even when it's sprinkling. Pull some shorts over your swim suit and go exploring while you wait for the rain to pass- maybe you'll even find an exciting place to go for a drip when it clears up. [:


okay, so i've been wanting the Blackberry PEARL.

and i'm withverizon.



but i'm wondering do I HAVE to buy internet with it?


cause my friend has altell and she has the same phone.
yet her interent was freee.
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I have an Alltel Blackberry Pearl and my phone has internet with it, but I want to say that the internet came in the service package. (Which might be why it seems "free" to her).

I do know someone that has a Blackberry Pearl that does NOT have the internet on it, though, I'm not sure what kind of service you have.

Try checking the verizon website, or call a local store. They'd have the best answers.


Does Walt Disney World in Orlando Florida offer free or discounted tickets for disabled and developmentally delayed children? I want to go on vacation at Walt Disney World in Orlando, FL but my little brother is mentally handicapped and we were wondering if we could get a discounted ticket for him since he is unable to ride all of the attractions and what have you.

Any help please... (link)
Call! The worst thing that will happen is they'll say no. But in these economic times, I'm sure they'd accept your brother at a discount [or for free] if that means they get the rest of your family in the park.
I'm sure they have a website, too, if you have any other questions.


I'm making a list of fun things I want to do this summer, but it's not super long. I need some suggestions?

Some of the things I have already are things like:
- Sleep on the trampoline under the stars.
- Draw with sidewalk chalk.
- Buy and play on a Slip n Slide.


Any suggestions would be great :) (link)
To add to that list:

-Explore down town
-Try a locally owned restaurant
-Help a stranger
-Learn a new hobby or craft [paint, make cards, learn an instrument, learn to knit]
-Go to any [and every] park nearby.
-Go to the beach/theme park
-Volunteer for a good cause [public library, retirement home, that type of thing]
-Try a new hair style or color
-Hotel pool hop [don't get caught!]
-Treat yourself to a special treat
-Go camping
-Go to a museum nearby
-Drive.. just to drive, not to go anywhere, and get lost on purpose [might want to make sure you bring a GPS with you]

Those are some of the things I have on my summer to do list. Hope it helps [:


I cant find the lion king online anywhere for a decent price because it is in the "Disney Vault" I cant buy it on itunes, download it at all, or buy it on amazon and i really want it. any ideas where to get it (link)
You can buy just about anything between Ebay, Amazon and craigslist.



http://dvd.shop.ebay.com/?_from=R40&_trksid=p3907.m38.l1313&_nkw=Lion+King&_sacat=11232

http://www.amazon.com/Lion-King-Disney-Special-Platinum/dp/B00003CXB4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1239061805&sr=1-1

www.craigslist.com < On craigslist you buy gently used things from people that are local to you.



So, apparently our phone number belonged to quite a few people before we received it. We got this number three years ago and we still get AT LEAST 5 calls a day for various other names. We tell the telemarketers to take us off the list and they still call. For example, we opened an account at the local movie rental store and there is a list of six other people with this number! this has been going on for 3 years and still a steady amount of calls not for us are coming in. Please help me resolve this annoying problem! (link)
1. Change your number

2. Have an unlisted number

3. Call your phone company and say, "Please block these numbers blah blah blah."


Ok I want to start this by saying I only want responces from people who play the lotto and win. And please don't just tell me luck, even though luck is apart of it, I know there is more to it. Thank you.

Now, I know that the lottery can be won. My mom has won over $10,000 total at different points in her life. My question is does any one know any really good techniques and stratigies to follow. We have used the 3 wise men book, and also we have used dream work and prayer. Naturally. I would like us to be able to win more consistantly and bigger. Now I used to play a scratcher called pocket change or something, it was only like $1 to play and I would win very often, infact almost every time I played...often though I would either win back my dollar, win 2 dollars and sometimes I would win like $25 and I would use that money to buy a subway ticket in new york where I was living at the time. I don't know what I was doing to win though... My mom has written techniques that tend to work, but she doesn't know exactly when the numbers will come out...For exampl...let's say she comes up with 1111 to play in the 4 digit, Now she may figure that in the last week of the month it will come out, but she would have to play for the whole week, 2 times a day and that comes to about, $14, but let's say it's a number like 1112, then there are now there are 4 ways to play that, which means she would have to play $56 to play all 4 ways midday and evening. That is over the limit for us. So how do you figure out what day it will most likely come on and what way it will most likely come. Are there any good books or e-books to check out, any stratigies that work for you? Thank you for the advice. Oh and this advice doesn't have to be about the 4 digit it could be about the scratches the mega the power ball the 3 digit, what ever you know about. Thank you. (link)
Sorry to say it, but I agree with the person below me. The lotto is luck.

In this economy, why don't you save your money that you're spending on the lotto, and put it somewhere where it can earn you interest and you'll be guaranteed to make money?


I'm 19/f

Looking for any sad/depressing books to read. Something that made you cry. Any suggestions?
Or maybe any movies? But I would prefer books.

Thankyou in advance (link)
Oh my God. I was crying by the end of "13 Reasons Why".

The second "Twilight" book made me cry.


A friend of mine asked me if the website "Get Revenge on Your Ex" is legit.

Normally, I wouldn't care, but when he showed me this site, it has lots of prank services for a small sum (nothing super expensive, but still).

Can anyone tell me if this site is going to steal his money if he does it? (link)
I've never heard of that site before, but from what you say it does not sound legit. I'd stay away from it, and trying to get revenge on your ex, if I were you. If nothing else, they could steal your identity, depending on how you pay them.


ok so my boyfriend is in jail for car hopping with a gun and is being tried as an adult. his final court date is the jury trial on january 19th and i was wondering if anyone knew the likely-ness of him getting out that day or getting more time??
=[ (link)
Yeah, I'm going to have to go with Razhie on this one. They don't usually go light on people involved in gun crimes.


Does anyone know if Sam Earle, the guy who plays KC, has a website or a MySpace or something of that sort. I really need to know, he's so hawt.

I am looking for the Official website for Sam Earle, the guy who plays KC (Casey) on Degrassi


THNKS. (link)
he's probably on www.imdb.com

and, of course, you could always google it.

only search advicenators.com


there's about a million results for that.


okay this is superr embarassing but sometimes when i go potty i end up clogging the toilets in my housee. idk why it doesn't happen to anyone else. but one time it overflowed, and i felt SO BAD. i always hold down the flush longer than usual and wait for all the water to drain out before i leave. i hate going to the bathroom in school and i also hate missing class, so i can't realy go to the bathroom as much as possible in school. what should i do.. ? oh and i'm not like constipated. so i don't know why my poop would be so hard that it can't get softened by the water pressure.. (link)
Use less toilet paper than you usually do, flush more often than normal, or invest in a plunger. It's no big deal, really.


Much like the famous man who started bigger and better with a large red paperclip, me and my friends plan on doing something similiar. Get something random but cool and go to random people and ask them to give you something slightly bigger or better than your item in exchange for the item. In doing so, you can start with something small and end with something way better.

All i need is some really good ideas (preferably common things) for starting this game. please list as many as you can.

thanks (link)
Hair ties?
Bracelets?
Sharpies?
Blank cds?
Colored markers?
Pens?
Rubber bands?
Mini stapler?
Key chain?
Plastic bead necklace?
Ring?
Poster?
Notebook?


Um, that's all I've got. Good luck, though! That sounds like quite a fun game.


so a few weeks ago i went to a play with my mom and my best friend, and then on the way home my mom dropped me off at my dads house first (my parents are divorced and i was at his house that week) then she dropped my friend off. i didnt think anything of it at the time. so the next day i was talking to my friend and she was telling me all this stuff that her and my mom had talked about after i had gotten out of the car. she said that my mom asked her if she new why her and my dad had gotten divorced and my friend said no, becuase she didnt, and then she said that my mom told her that they got divorced because my dad was having an affair!! this was the first time a had heard anything about this. i am 15 right now and my parents got divorced when i was 12, and a little while after they got divorced, my dad got a girlfriend, and a little bit after they told me she was pregnant, and now, i have a new baby brother thats 9 months old. so, you do the math. i dont know what to think, should i believe what my mom told her, that he had an affair?? before i heard this, i never had the slightest thought he ever did that, its so not him. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK AND ITS CREEPING ME OUT THAT THERE IS EVEN A POSSIBILITY THAT HE WOULD DO THAT TO MY MOM. so, on to my question, if you were in my position, what would you think? anything will help!
thanks in advance :) (link)
Talk to your mom. Ask her if it was true or not. Then, ask her why she would tell your friend this, and not you. Then, talk to your dad to confirm.


so while i was at six flags yesterday with friends, my stupid boyfriend decides to text me to tell me that he got into a fight and asked me to come over bc i was the only one he wanted to see. when i called him he was givin me all the details of this fight and i was flippin out. well today, it turns out he was just kidding. he apologized and said she shouldn't have done that [well duh], but i wanna get him back. since im a girl i cant very well say i got into a fight, but since i was at six flags all day im tryin to think of somethin that i could say happened out there, i just dont know what. i want it to be good, something that'll make his stomach drop for a minute like mine did, but i cant think of anything. any ideas?

ps- please dont say, oh i dont think you should do that, or that's not the mature thing to do. he was playin with me, so now its my turn. 0=] (link)
Tell him you hung out with a bunch of cute boys and they snagged a few pictures [and emails and numbers] with you. :]



almost every person i see riding a bicycle has their left pant/jeans/sweatpant (as opposed to pants since i am talking about one side... lol) rolled up.... why is that? (link)
Maybe so their pants don't get caught in their bike chain?


I can't wait to go on a RoAd TrIp! But where should i go? I want to go somewhere in canada, so I don't have to cross the border (i live in toronto) I just want to get away for a week or two. Any Ideas?? (link)
Although I don't live in Canada (wish I did) I found a few sites that might give you a few ideas. I hope you have fun. [:

http://realtravel.com/da-1044-canada_attractions
http://realtravel.com/tag-z674449-1543.html


Why do people believe that 9/11 was a conspiracy and was pulled off by the government just because they watched well edited movies like Loose Change and Zeitgeist? Doesn't anyone realize the lies and half truths they are being fed? Why doesn't anyone do any of their own research?


Thanks, I just want some reasoning to this disturbing trend in America's youth. (link)
People are ignorant, plain and simple. Some people, you just can't make them happy. That's all there is too it.




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