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okay im 14/f and my bf spent the night at my house, we made out big time. i sat on his lap facing him, and he went hard, i think he might have spermed but he doesn't know, i was wearing sweat pants and so was he so is their a posibility that im pregnat?

there is no chance in hell you're pregnant. even if you had unprotected sex, it wouldn't be a 100% chance that you would be.

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Hey..my boyfriend and i are pretty serious. we have a 13 month history..took a couple month break but we are good now. we are both 18. just today we saw a WWE wrestling show and of course the beautiful divas were prancing around in basically nothing with theit whole thongs showing. my bf was lovvvving this..took pictures, he got the S.I Swimsuit edition today, likes his porn videos,and tonight after the show asked how i would feel if he went to a strip club! i feel weird about it.he says its normal and i guess it is..i guess its ok..its not like hes cheating..any input?

I have a history of friends leaving me inboxes like this which end up being attempts to make me look stupid, but I'll assume you actually want advice on this matter and I'll give you a real answer. If he's looking at the girls in WWE, that's no big deal. All guys look at other women, and in fact most girls do the same. It's not like he's saying there's something wrong with you, he's just admiring the "divas". As for the S.I. swimsuit edition, I don't think you have anything to worry about. I haven't met a single guy that doesn't like looking at that thing. Hell, I think it's the best damn magazine issue I've seen in a year. Once again though, it's just your boyfriend admiring the amazing women in the photos, so you have nothing to worry about. The porn is normal as well. All guys, whether they're single, or in a relationship do that. If he's meeting people online that's a problem. If he's just looking at porn, you don't have to worry. Guys have a much higher sex drive than their girlfriend more often than not, and he's just *cough* getting things out of his system *cough*. The strip club thing is different though. Guys should do that if they're single, not if they're in a relationship. The one exception I would make is if it's a bachelor party. Tell him you don't care about the other things but he can't go to a strip club. If this was a real question, I hope that helped. If not, stop leaving me these damn inboxes Matt.

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what do you mean by to spoon with someone?

When two people are laying in bed and they end up like this: 99
(the Os are the heads)
that's spooning. Nothing sexual happening though

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Is it ok to ask a guy out?.. ok I like this guy and we flirt all of the time.. but I want to get to know him more, besides at school. we are both busy with sports after school... and i just wanna hang out.. what should i do?? i really like him.
15/f

Just say it in a way that will let him now you're not just giving him bs. If you just say "I like you tee-hee" he may think you're not serious. Tell him you like him, and want to go out with him. Have a place and time already thought of. No matter what you say he'll be overjoyed a girl is taking the initiative and asking him out though. Guys have the responsibility of doing that, and it's nice for a girl to take the first step.

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can anyone tell me any good makeout songs for lesbian couples? pref by female artists?

10 q

I can confidently say I have the best answer ever for this question.

http://www.taty.hu/

They're actually pretty good singers as well. The group (2 girls) is called T.A.T.U. and they're a lesbian couple that sings together

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okay this guy i like...well like i've said in a lot of my questions i've played a lot of pranks on him well i told him i was sory and that i had like him when i did them...but i diddn't tell him that i still do and now he is going out with this really ugly girl that used to be my friend to make me jeslous what do i do?

Just tell him you still like him, and you want to go out with him. If he likes you he'll break up with that girl and date you. Who knows, he might just be dating her because he's given up on you. He thinks you don't like him anymore, just correct that mistake.

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ive been talking to this one guy for about a month now and he asked me out the other day.. the only problem is is that hes shy! i dont know what to say or do to make this work because i really like the boy but it just gets so annoying! any ideas?

If he's shy, he will deffinitely enjoy you taking initiative. You need to make the first moves. Trust me, if he's shy that's exactly what he's hoping to god you do.

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Okay, so I like, well not like but LOVE this guy named Jake. He is sooooooooooooooooooo cute. Here is the problem, he is shorter then i am! Everyone is so short! I'm begging for help. mainly because he is comming to my house to finish a project and i don't know what to say!

What do you mean you don't know what to say? Do you assume he's going to try something with you? Maybe he just wants to come over to finish a project. Everyone is short? That's because you're tall. If this is a real question (I'm not quite sure what you're asking actually) then it's not a very good one. If he asked you out and you were going dancing you would have a reason to be concerned.

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So, for Christmas I had every intention of buying my boyfriend of five months an iPOD shuffle. [The new one, the one with the clip.] I pawned my alto saxophone, and got $150 for it. I gave my parents half of the money that I had gotten. So I had $75 left, and had an extra $35 to spend. I bought the shuffle for $80 and I had $30 left over. So, I wanted to get him the FEAR computer game. Which is $30. I have enough money for it, but my sister & mom are getting mad because they don't think I should be spending that much money on him.

He bought me a $70 pearl necklace and is buying me more, we made our price range $110. Everytime I ask them to take me to the store to buy it, we'll get into a huge argument about spending too much money, but I want to buy it for him. What can I say to defend myself?

Thanks mucho.

say what you said here. if he is spending that much on you it's fair. and if they dont agree calmly tell them it's your money and you can do what you want with it.

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what does it mean when a people says"your too good for me"?

Its a way of weaseling out of a relationship, although it's a lot more polite than some other ways of breaking it off. It just means it's not that they don't like you, its just they don't love you so don't take it personally.

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Well me and my boyfriend of 5 months have been fighting so much lately. It’s killing me inside! I don’t know, were both such jealous people and he doesn’t go to my school and he’s working while I’m at school so like we both made promises not to talk to (me to guys, him to girls.) but like I told him I talked to this nerdy geek kid yesterday and he got like so mad and I was like oh my gosh im sorry but you talked to a girl at the mall, (cause we went to the mall yesterday and someone ran up to him and said OMG HEY.) and I got soo sad, but he doesn’t even care he says its all me and I shouldn’t have talked to the geek and I know, yeah yeah.. but TODAY! K well we were texting eachother and he said if either of us finds out one another talks to a (girl, guy, ya.) that it’s over cause we need to stop lying, blaah but yeah he didn’t believe me this morning and so he started being soo rude and calling me an asshole, dumbass, and stuff and I was like oh my gosh I’m not taking this it’s over! And then I was like AH ITS NOT OVER PLEASE GO BACK OUT WITH ME because I love him so much and do not ever wanna loose him but I’m not gonna be called names and hes like we’ll talk at your house.. and wont answer to go out with me? Its killing me, I love him more than lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! What should I do?!!?

if you love him more than lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, you should kill yourself, Juliet. At least then you wouldn't be plaguing this site with one more generic question about "OMG I GOTTA GO OUT BUT HE DOESNT LIKE ME!!". Please, either ask questions that merit good answers or leave, because I'm getting tired of these questions.

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sooo...my bf has these really cute love sayings.....like "if i had one wish it would be to die one day before you, so i never have to live a day without you." or....."if i had one last breath to take i use it up by telling you i love you"


DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY GOOD ONES???? HE IS REALLY GOOD.....PLEASE HELP.....I WANT SOME TO TELL HIM.

if i could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together......

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What do ya'll think is the best way to get a cowboy to like you? I mean, I am country and all that, but I just wonder if there are any cowboys out there who might know what a drives a cowboy wild.

Thanks in advance.

My sister is covered in moles. We used to just call her "Moley." Then she went down to the church and got herself saved. Now we call her "Holy Moley." And she married a Mexican feller, now we call her "Guaca-Moley"! Just do stuff like that and tell stories bout Git'n-R-Done! Remember when [Rosie O'Donnell] had Tom Selleck on her program a while back? She blind-sided Tom Selleck! He's a good fella, ain't never hurt nobody, but he's in the NRA, so she hates that. She was like, 'Well, you're in the NRA. Let me tell you something, Tom: guns kill people!' Do you believe she said that? On the Rosie O'Fatass show! She looks right at him and says, 'Guns kill people!' Let me tell you something: husbands that come home early kill people! Alright? The gun was just sitting there! If guns kill people, I can blame misspelled words on my pencil! Y'all understand? good.

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okay yeah well there is this guy that i pranked a couple of times...like really bad they weren't at school they just were like little inside things exept one was like really big and now the problem is i really like him...i think he knows i do but how do i find out what he thinks of me since what i did to him?

Please try and structure your sentences in a more eloquent, effective manner in order to avoid potential "advicenators" such as myself getting so confused.

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i gave my boyfriend a handjob and had seamen on my hand. Im pretty sure my hand was dry, but i touched myself down there a few minutes later. i'm freaking out that i could be pregnant, but if the seamen was dry, there wasnt alice sperm on my hand right?

Okay, there is no way in a million years you could get pregnant that way. The semen has to get waaaaaaaaaaay in there, and dies qucikly.

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i dumped a guy and i want him back he styll has feelings for me but doesent want me back!! so what should i do knowing that i love him and knowing i ain't with him makes me cry..
HELP
-thank you

It's hard after breaking up with someone, and you miss the person but there was a reason you broke up and if you give it some time you'll feel comfortable with your decision.

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My bf has a real mean streak in him when it comes to gay people. Well he told me one day that every time Queer Eye For The Straight Guy came on tv he felt like throwing his boot threw the screen. He also said he wanted to hurt Boy George every time one of his songs came on the radio; and when I told him I liked Will and Grace he gave me the dirtiest look. He doesnt just put down gays either he also makes derogatory remarks about women; that we are inferior to men and that they are smarter. It's also the WAY he says these things too; with so much hate in his voice. This one time I jokingly said women were smarter then men and he yelled "prove it"! And then he pulled out a chain linked puzzle. He said if I was so smart I could figure it out under a minute. I couldnt and he yelled "SEE"! Should I break up with him?

Dump him. He's an absolute idiot that hates every type of person other than himself. Just cut your losses and get out

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I havent had a boyfriend for like 3 months but it seems likes it been forever. I want a boyfriend bad. Is that a bad thing?

3 months isn't that long to go without dating someone, so I wouldn't worry.

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15/f...well here goes..

there's this guy i like who supposedly likes me. we've been talking for over a month,(i've known him for a few years though) but he has yet to ask me out. i asked him about it, and we argued and to sum it up he pretty much said forget we ever started talking, which wasn't what i wanted to happen. so we started talking again that day, once we both calmed down, and we somehow decided that we would be better off just friends with benefits for now. i'm not sure if that's what i want, but i think that maybe if we do that a relationship could develop. i think i may love him, which doesn't seem to make any sense, but i wouldn't say it if i didn't mean it.
then there's this other boy, who i've fooled around with before, and i've known him forever. i know i love him, but i don't know if it's the same kind of love, he's kinda like a brother? i dont know, it's hard to explain. but i think he's wants something with me (relationship-wise).. i just don't know what to do, because i care for them both. i would just like someones honest opinion on this, like, what would you do if you were me?

Stop. The whole idea behind friends with benefits is that NO relationship will develop. Tell him you want a relationship, or stick with the friends with benefits thing. But don't expect him to suddenly fall in love with you just beecause you're having sex because obviously sex & friendship are all he wants

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So I have a crush on this guy I've been friends with benefits with. Good idea or no? and why?

Probably not since that's how things like that always get ruined. Someone gets a crush on someone, or w/e. The choice you have to make is either stay friends with benefits, and nothing more or try for something else and abandon the friends with benefits thing

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