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Well I use to be on advicenators a while back, & then life got way too busy & I no longer had time for it, & after I while I forgot all about advicenators. =/




I'm sorry guys. But I'm back.



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My names maria, but people call me smalls.
I'm 5 feet tall, which would explain why my nick name is smalls. ;]




I'm 17 years old, and a senior in high school.
I always gave great advice before but now that I'm older and wiser, I give
awesome advice.




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Always here if anyone needs a friend. =]




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What is that techno song you were talking about in one of your columns? it went like "Hi gorgeous, I've missed you so much. I had very naughty dreams about you. Are you ready to have some fun with me?"


hey =)

its called cuntlicker & its by the pornorockers. lmaoo yeah i know sick name. ha ;P

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OK i need to download some good punk rock, emo, music
Will everyone give me 1 of your favorite song.. Just 1 please... your favorite one???????


Hey

See if you like this song:

Alien ant farm - Smooth criminal

♥ maria ♥

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There's this talent show coming up and I want to sing in it. I've been singing for a long time in a choir and I've been very well-trained, but one thing is that I'm worried about. I don't know whether I have a good voice. When I listen to myself singing I think I sound good, but I recorded myself on a tape recorder (mind you, not the professional kind). It sounded too horrific to describe in words. And I know it's not because I'm not trained/have no vocal technique/straining/no breath control and/or not breathing correctly/no support/whatever, because I am none of those things. It's just the sound of my voice. I heard that tape recorders don't record accurately and everyone things they sound bad on a recorder, but I'm still worried that I have a bad voice. At the talent show, it would be very embarassing if everyone thought I had a terrible voice and no one has the gut to tell me, so I need to know before this happens. Is there any other way I can find out what I really sound like without expensive professional tools? I don't want to go to my friend and say "Let me sing for you and tell me if I'm good or not" because I can never know whether my friend is being honest or just doesn't want to hurt my feelings. Any ideas? Sorry this was long, but I need help.

Hey

If you enjoy singing why care what others think. You say you were at choir, then why not ask your teacher for her honest opinion. She won't lie to you that's for sure. Don't worry, sing for all your friends, Not all of them will lie to you just to be nice, thats if you don't sing well. Ask as many people as you can, and if you see that most of the people like your voice then your good to go. Here's another idea. Instead of singing alone make it into a group thing. That way even if you are scared that your not good enough it wont matter, you'll have back up. No matter what you do if your hearts into it, you'll be great. Just keep your head up high and smile your way through it!

♥ maria ♥

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your hands on me. i'm pressing hard against your jeans. your tongue in my mouth, trying to keep the words from coming out


Hey

BRIGHT EYES - Lover I Don't Have To Love

You can get the lyrics here:

http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/brighteyes/loveridonthavetolove.html

♥ maria ♥

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hey everyone

whats a good song out now?


Hey

I like making the band 3 - Touch my body
& making the band 3 - Ooh La La La

♥ maria ♥

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Okay...i want some really good love songs. It would be best if they were by current artists, but if it's older thats fine. If anyone can give me this list quick and with good selections, i'll rate high

Hey

here are some i like:



Nivea - complicated
311 - love song
Remeo and juliet love theme - kissing you
Shii's song - winds nocturne
liz phair - why can't i
story of the year - until the day i die
Hilary duff - beat of my heart
Cassie - me and you
Cassie- can't do it without you
ray j - one wish
immortal technique - you never know
jesse McCartney - because you live
jessica simpson - with you
kingdom hearts - simple and clean
sarah mclaclan - fallen
maya - fallen
Atb - Ecstasy
Dj Encore - i see right through to you
Louie devito - object of my desire
All My Life - KC and JoJo
Dreaming of You - Selena


I'll add more as soon as i think of more

♥ maria ♥

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who sings Ooh La La its on making the band 3 and i cant find who sings it anywere 5 more answers that help


Hey

If your going to download it just type in Ooh La La La - making the band 3.

♥ maria ♥

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You catch my gal legs open betta smash that
Don't be surprise if she ask where the cash at
I see she wearing them jeans that show her butt crack
My girls can't wear that why that's where my stash at
I put my mack down that's where you lack at
She need her candlelit and I'ma wax that
I rekindle the flame
She remember the name
It's Weezy Baby January December the same
Mama gimme that brain
Mama gimme that good
Cause I'm the fireman
You hear the firetruck


Hey

That's actually my favorite part of the song!

I'm the Fireman
Fire, Fa, Fireman
I got that fire I'm hollering
I got that fire come and try me and
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out

♥ maria ♥

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wow i have this problem my boyfriends thinks i been cheating on him and i swear i havent and is there any song out there that has to do something like my problem. I feel better if i hear songs that sound like my life??



Hey

I have just the perfect song for you

keysha coles - I should've cheated

I love that song and it sounds just like your problem , so good luck with everything hun.

♥ maria ♥

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hey i was wondering if anyone could help me. i need to find lyrics to a song for school that somehow relate to my life and are school apropriate (no swearing, etc). im a 15/f. i will rates for 5s if its atleast some what decent

Hey

Well since i know nothing about your life i'll just pick some songs that i feel relate to my life.

Any SIMPLE PLAN song would be perfect.



"Untitled"

I open my eyes
I try to see but Im blinded by the white light
I cant remember how
I cant remember why
Im lying here tonight

And I cant stand the pain
And I cant make it go away
No I cant stand the pain

How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
Ive got no where to run
The night goes on
As Im fading away
Im sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

Everybodys screaming
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
Im slipping off the edge
Im hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again

So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered
And I cant explain what happened
And I cant erase the things that Ive done
No I cant

How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
Ive got no where to run
The night goes on
As Im fading away
Im sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

I made my mistakes
Ive got no where to run
The night goes on
As Im fading away
Im sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me


SIMPLE PLAN LYRICS

Welcome To My Life


Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you
Do you ever wanna runaway?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming

No you dont know what its like
When nothing feels all right
You dont know what its like
To be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when youre down
To feel like youve been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no ones there to save you
No you dont know what its like
Welcome to my life

Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more?
Before your life is over
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies
While deep inside youre bleeding

No you dont know what its like
When nothing feels all right
You dont know what its like
To be like me

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like youve been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no ones there to save you
No you dont know what its like
Welcome to my life

No one ever lied straight to your face
No one ever stabbed you in the back
You might think Im happy but Im not gonna be okay
Everybody always gave you what you wanted
Never had to work it was always there
You don't know what its like, what its like

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like youve been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no ones there to save you
No you dont know what its like (what its like)

To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when youre down
To feel like youve been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no ones there to save you
No you dont know what its like
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life



That's all i can think of for now. If you let me know some more information about your life then i'll be more then happy to give you some more songs.


♥ maria ♥

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hey, whats The Killers newest album called?
thanks!


Hey

It's called "Hot Fuss".

♥ maria ♥

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whats that song in " my best friend's wedding" that goes " Love, sweet love"

Hey


It's called "What the world needs now is love"
and it's by Jackie DeShannon

♥ maria ♥

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Country listeners! Has anyone here ever listened/bought "Time Well Wasted" the cd by Brad Paisely. Is it good, and what's your fav songs, and if you want tell me why! Thx... EASY FIVE!

Hey

There is not a single track that is a disappointments so I can't really pick out any weak tracks.my favorites are: highlights are Waitin' on a woman, Out in the parkin' lot, Rainin' You (which is amazing), When I get where I'm going and Time well wasted. I even love Time Warp which was really not what I was expecting. Even my ex boyfriend who is not a country music fan likes Brad's music. I would recommmend this album to anyone!!

Look - just listen to this CD for yourself. There can be no regrets purchasing it. Only a few really good country CDs have been released this year - and TIME WELL WASTED is one of them.


♥ maria ♥


EDIT FEEDBACK: aww no your not weird at all. I understand. Alot of people are like that. If you need anything else be sure to ask me.

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laguna beach this past weeks episode there was a song while jessiaca and jason were having dinner
the words i remember are
everybodys saying that im crazy....
he loves me he hates me doesnt really matter i know who we are who we are
what is it?


also there was another song in that episode i just remember the words were just breathe just breathe

do you know these songs thanks

Hey

You see the problem is that half of the songs that mtv plays on laguna beach are songs from many groups that are just starting their music careers and don't have real cd's out yet. So when you try to look them up or a song by them it's no where to be found. That's what pretty much happened to me. Also alot of the other bands are new and have cd's out but other sites don't know anything about them. Anyways I went to mtv.com to found out what songs played in the last episode and i copied the list. I'll show you the list if you want.

the orion experience - no love in february

joseph arthur - in the sun

leedsy ports - further

course of nature - caught in the sun

sheridan - psycho

yellowcared - only one

ryan cabrera - true

kelly clarkson - behind these hazel eyes


I tried looking up almost all of these songs. I didn't look up yellowcared - only one
ryan cabrera - true
kelly clarkson - behind these hazel eyes because i know those songs by heart and for a fact i know they can't be what your looking for. but for the other songs Some worked like two of them but they were not the ones you asked for. The other songs i couldn't find anywhere. Not on any lyrics sites, not on any laguna beach music soundtrack sites. I even looked on limewire to see if i could download the songs but nope. Nothing works. So i'm sure that the song your looking for is in that list. The only problem is you won't be able to find it or download it. But hey you could try.


about the breathe song umm i'm not sure either.
I looked on mtv and the only song on launga beach that played with the line breathe in it was by Keith Varon. I got you the lyrics below.

Can't Breathe

What if time could unwind and not apply to us
What if I hadn't fallen first, would this have worked out
So many signs not to be involved with you
So many signs to fall in love

(Chorus)
So what's come over me
It's not supposed to feel this right
What's come over me
Cause suddenly I can't breathe

Are you afraid of love, are you afraid of us
Cause it seems to me that we could be a possibility
Am I saying something wrong written in this song
All I ask is for a chance to seek out this romance
I know my timing's off I'm coming on too strong
But love, it put me up to this
It's not as if I wanted anymore complicated

I want you to know all you give to me
I want you to know all I'm going through

(Chorus) So what's come over me
It's not supposed to feel this right
What's come over me
I don't know what's on your mind
I can't believe
You and I were meant to be
What's come over me
Cause suddenly I can't breathe
(Is this what I've been waiting...)

2004 Keith VaronCan't Breathe



If that's not it then i'm pretty sure the song your looking for is Breathe (2 AM) by Anna Nalick
Although i don't member it being in the show.

I'm really sorry if i wasn't much help. I tried my best. But hey i'll keep looking and if i find anything out i'll tell you just be sure to tell me your user name and i'll post it in your inbox.

♥ maria ♥



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whats better Limewire, Carebear, or Kazaa

Hey

I personally use Limewire it's pretty good. Kazaa is way too slow, and carebear is alright.

♥ maria ♥

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ok i want to say you give the best ass advice ever in the whole world and also you are so pretty i am jealous. ok my question is when i you getting new pics and what your fav shows?

Hey

Awww gosh thanks babe. Ummm well i'm not sure when i'm getting new pictures. I'm guessing when i get my hair done which is sometime this week.
About the shows, well i like alot of different shows. One of my favorites that is out now is the girls next door. I also LOVE laguna beach, and the real world.

♥ maria ♥

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i saw a question about kanye west and i just love his new song diamonds are forever. This part is just so powerful to me. I was sick about awards
Couldn’t nobody cure me
Only playa that got robbed but kept all his jewelry
Alicia Keys tried to talk some sense to them
30 minutes later seems theres no convincing them
What more can you ask for?
The international awards? nah
Who complains about when he is old?
And throw a tantrum like hes 3 years old
You gotta love it though somebody still speaks from his soul

does anybody agree?

Hey

Yeah. wow that's my favorite part of the song. The guy honestly does speak from his soul.

Oh btw this isn't really a question.
Next time be sure to ask one LOL

♥ maria ♥

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i need information about kanye west?

I like his songs and suff whats a good new song about him? also is he gay?

Hey

Umm well what kind of information do you need? Be sure to give more information next time. Also no he's not gay. If you watch all eyes on kanye west you'll see that he says himself that he isn't and he gives a reason to why people think he might be. I personally love his song gold digger, and diamonds are forever.

♥ maria ♥

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looking for a song that was on laugan beach when lc was in the car with steven. Something about city boy ..? took mid night train?

Hey

Journey - Don't stop believing

Great song.

♥ maria ♥

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Does anyone else think that My Chemical Romance totally got robbed tonight and think they deserved some awards???

Hey

Yeah. I was pretty pissed off. I can't believe they didn't win shit. Even the fall out boys couldn't believe they didn't win. And helena was one of my favorite songs by them. I know i voted for them so that sucks.

♥ maria ♥

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