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‎"Jesus loves you." A nice gesture in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison. (link)
Well, let us de-construct this:

1. Jesus loves you - something nice to hear if you are a christian

2. Prisons are all male. I.e. Everyone in a prison is of the same sex.

3. Jesus is a mexican name, pronounced hay-zeus or hay-sous (soos). Jesus is also the name of the son of god.

4. If someone in a mexican prison tells you that "Jesus loves you", they are referring to a Man called Jesus.

In short, Jesus is a mexican name. If a man loves you in prison, there is a stereotypical bad tasted joke that you will get raped.

I'm terrible at explaining things, so hopefully you understood -_-


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Hi yeah i did get the joke - but I had to ask because i thought it would of been funnier than that - so thats why i thought i didnt understand it! its not a funny joke reallly lol. cheers! x




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