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I dont understand this joke


Question Posted Thursday April 12 2012, 12:43 pm

‎"Jesus loves you." A nice gesture in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

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orphans answered Thursday April 12 2012, 5:10 pm:
Well, let us de-construct this:

1. Jesus loves you - something nice to hear if you are a christian

2. Prisons are all male. I.e. Everyone in a prison is of the same sex.

3. Jesus is a mexican name, pronounced hay-zeus or hay-sous (soos). Jesus is also the name of the son of god.

4. If someone in a mexican prison tells you that "Jesus loves you", they are referring to a Man called Jesus.

In short, Jesus is a mexican name. If a man loves you in prison, there is a stereotypical bad tasted joke that you will get raped.

I'm terrible at explaining things, so hopefully you understood -_-

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