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Hi. i'M ASHLEiGH.

i HAVE A W0NDERFUL B0YFRiEND 0F 0VER 0NE YEAR. ♥

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HE'S 7 YEARS 0LDER THAN ME TH0UGH.

HE JUST TURNED 21.

S0 YES, i AM 14. N0, I'M N0T JAiL BAiT.

i'M H0MESCH00LED, iTS ACTUALLY PRETTY C00L.

i HAVE 0VER 20 PiERCiNGS.

i WAS RECENTLY DiAGN0SED WiTH DYSLEXiA. WHiCH JUST MEANS i READ STUFF BACKW0RDS.

i AM BiP0LAR, AND ADHD, S0 i'M SCREWED.

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i DYE MY HAiR A L0T.

ACTUALLY T00 MUCH..

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S0 i'M PRETTY MUCH 0N AN ALL LiQUiD DiET F0R THE NEXT TW0 YEARS.

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sorry i didnt know what categorie to but it under

13/f and i want alot of peircings. but my mom said i can only have my first hole in my ear periced [ which i have already ] and i kinda wanted my second hole done but she thinks it looks tacky. its really annoying but when i go to college or when im 18 im thinking about getting anything i want peirced you know since she isnt in control of me anymore and i was think about -

industrial peircing
http://www.tattooheka.com/Piercing/piercing88.jpg

nose -
THAT -
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d7/Septum_and_labret.jpg/250px-Septum_and_labret.jpg
OR-
http://www.pointedimage.com/site_content/tattoo-piercing-images/piercing-image-gallery/Nose/Nose2.jpg
which one? if i got one

tounge-
http://www.pleasurable.com/assets/images/db_images/db_tongue14.jpg

lip [ snake bites ]
http://z.about.com/d/tattoo/1/0/J/N/ericaface3.jpg

im really scared that they will hurt but i was wondering which one would hurt the most and the least and which 2 or 3 i should get.
thanks so much :]

i'M 14 AND i HAVE 19 PiERCiNGS. WiTH THAT BEiNG SAiD;;

iNDUSTRiAL;; THEY HURT F0R 0VER A YEAR. i'VE HAD MiNE SiNCE i WAS 11, AND iT STiLL HURTS.

N0SE;; N0 iDEA. BUT MY TWiN SiSTER G0T HERS D0NE. SHE SAiD iT DiDN'T HURT.

SEPTUM AND/0R LABRET;; HURT. THEY 0NLY HURT F0R A C0UPLE 0F M0NTHS TH0UGH

T0UNGE;; HURTS F0R AB0UT A DAY. L00KS REALLY G00D. BUT iS HARD T0 KEEP CLEAN AND N0T iNFECTED.

LiP;; i USED T0 HAVE iT D0NE. BUT i T00K iT 0UT, CAUSE iT G0T iNFECTED AND L00KED iCKY. iT DiDN'T HURT EXTREMLY BAD, BUT iT HURT AB0UT THE SAME AS iT D0ES F0R Y0UR EARS.

S0, TAKE Y0UR CH0iCE! =] L0L. i HAVE A T0N 0F SURFACE PiERCiGS. THEY BLEED AND HURT LiKE A M0THERFUCKER..iF Y0U HAVE ANY QUESTi0NS;; MY EMAiL iS: mother_trucker_8592@yahoo.com
I can answer just about any that you need answered!

Hope I helped! =]

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(Rating: 5) thnks alots. your so lucky you have 19 peircings i only have 2 haha sad. well ill email ya ;]

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